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happy_geezer
Patchogue, NY
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is to win the internet by being the last one to post. Seriously, you lot are way beyond any dating advice... 
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!

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10/31/2014 3:18:32 PM |
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missgioia
Natick, MA
51, joined May. 2014
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Oh boy!
The internet! I've always wanted the internet!
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10/31/2014 3:18:37 PM |
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asiancawk

Houston, TX
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Actually being first is a win...not last.
Congrats OP.
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10/31/2014 3:18:57 PM |
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stan_147

Tehachapi, CA
50, joined Aug. 2010
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Happy Halloween, ya cranky bastid!!!
http://youtu.be/z1mpS7uaecg
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10/31/2014 3:19:29 PM |
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happy_geezer
Patchogue, NY
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Of course even if you do win you'll have to ask Al Gore's permission...
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10/31/2014 3:20:29 PM |
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d__u__b

Athens, GA
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10/31/2014 3:22:41 PM |
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stan_147

Tehachapi, CA
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10/31/2014 3:24:23 PM |
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missgioia
Natick, MA
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Of course even if you do win you'll have to ask Al Gore's permission...
Gosh, if I promise to fix global warming, do you think he'll agree?
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10/31/2014 3:25:45 PM |
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happy_geezer
Patchogue, NY
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I don't know. He is very proud of owning/inventing the internet. 
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10/31/2014 3:26:28 PM |
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d__u__b

Athens, GA
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10/31/2014 3:27:21 PM |
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d__u__b

Athens, GA
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I don't know. He is very proud of owning/inventing the internet. 
there's actually more than a grain of truth to that story.
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missgioia
Natick, MA
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I don't know. He is very proud of owning/inventing the internet. 
Well, that's not right!
Everyone knows Jerry Springer gave him the idea, and Michael Jackson gave him the money, and some guy from India provided all the tech support!

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10/31/2014 3:28:33 PM |
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stl1

Saint Louis, MO
60, joined Jun. 2007
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I like turtles.
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10/31/2014 3:30:56 PM |
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missgioia
Natick, MA
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I like turtles.
The internet has turtles.
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10/31/2014 3:32:31 PM |
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yatame1

Buffalo, NY
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Op didn't you make a thread called how to enhance your dating life . The message was to stop posting and get out and meet people .
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10/31/2014 3:34:36 PM |
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happy_geezer
Patchogue, NY
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Op didn't you make a thread called how to enhance your dating life . The message was to stop posting and get out and meet people .
Yep. That was me. I've long since given up any hope most of you will ever enhance your dating lives. You might as well settle for winning the internet. 
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10/31/2014 3:36:17 PM |
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stl1

Saint Louis, MO
60, joined Jun. 2007
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Where's Charlie Sheen when you need him?
WINNING ! ! !
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10/31/2014 4:06:41 PM |
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fractiousturtle
Horn Lake, MS
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turtle man 
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10/31/2014 4:23:38 PM |
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happy_geezer
Patchogue, NY
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turtle man 

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fishnthec

Mesquite, TX
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My dad once gave me some dating advice. He said, "Son don't ever put cologne on your balls for any reason".
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neo52
Tallahassee, FL
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Good Luck ..
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flirty_n_fun67

Belleville, ON
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I already won the internet long ago...now all you people...get off my internet..
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10/31/2014 8:09:14 PM |
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claudius5

Petaluma, CA
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I just want to thank the Academy and my fellow DHers for this honor.
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10/31/2014 8:10:32 PM |
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barrydalmi

Baltimore, MD
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I want the Internets...that darn Gore sure knew what he was doing.
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10/31/2014 8:15:32 PM |
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brandycool1

Syracuse, NY
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I already won the internet. It's miiiiiiiine!

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10/31/2014 8:17:30 PM |
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d__u__b

Athens, GA
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o-kaaaaaay...? 
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10/31/2014 8:21:11 PM |
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_drake
Lexington, KY
58, joined Aug. 2014
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Pretty sure my cable company owns the internet
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10/31/2014 8:29:50 PM |
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brandycool1

Syracuse, NY
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Well, I won one of the threads! *pouts*

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10/31/2014 8:30:06 PM |
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d__u__b

Athens, GA
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cable sux.
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10/31/2014 8:31:45 PM |
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brandycool1

Syracuse, NY
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It's the Evil Empire.
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10/31/2014 9:46:50 PM |
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neo52
Tallahassee, FL
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This thread is Still Alive ?
I thought it would be deleted by now ...
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10/31/2014 10:16:30 PM |
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pdforone

Litchfield, OH
63, joined Jul. 2010
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It's a trap! don't do it! 
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10/31/2014 10:42:54 PM |
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happy_geezer
Patchogue, NY
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10/31/2014 10:43:41 PM |
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brandycool1

Syracuse, NY
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This thread is Still Alive ?
I thought it would be deleted by now ...
Be good!
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11/1/2014 4:42:02 PM |
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anywenchway

Macon, GA
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11/1/2014 4:46:21 PM |
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brandycool1

Syracuse, NY
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11/1/2014 4:50:45 PM |
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neo52
Tallahassee, FL
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Dough !
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11/1/2014 4:53:53 PM |
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brandycool1

Syracuse, NY
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Lol
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11/1/2014 4:54:15 PM |
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anywenchway

Macon, GA
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11/1/2014 4:55:45 PM |
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brandycool1

Syracuse, NY
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Lmaoooooo!
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11/1/2014 4:58:08 PM |
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mikey20928

Andersonville, TN
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Oh no.
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11/1/2014 4:59:38 PM |
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pdforone

Litchfield, OH
63, joined Jul. 2010
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Great! 
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jenly

Chaska, MN
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11/1/2014 7:19:01 PM |
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brandycool1

Syracuse, NY
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That's gotta hurt...lol.
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esmeraldar

Toms River, NJ
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I don't usually do this, but you made an offer that I can't refuse. Win the internet!
Do I have to drive to Nebraska to claim it?
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playingindirt

Eugene, OR
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there is nothing wrong with offering advice. It doesn't mean it gets used.
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happy_geezer
Patchogue, NY
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I don't usually do this, but you made an offer that I can't refuse. Win the internet!
Do I have to drive to Nebraska to claim it?
It's the Internet. You don't even have to leave your chair....
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brandycool1

Syracuse, NY
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It's 2:23 EST. Posts are out of order, but I still win.
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11/2/2014 1:31:17 AM |
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machug59

Fairfield, CA
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Dating advice...  
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11/2/2014 1:38:45 AM |
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brandycool1

Syracuse, NY
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Wtf...this out of order problem makes it harder to win.
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11/2/2014 8:39:33 AM |
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riflessivo

AlmafuerteStaffordshire
United Kingdom
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OP  
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misskendra323
Montgomery, AL
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11/2/2014 11:00:07 AM |
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brandycool1

Syracuse, NY
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I win!
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11/2/2014 11:09:41 AM |
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fknmen
Amla
Bangladesh
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another f*ggot thread attractin f*ggots
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11/2/2014 11:10:37 AM |
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brandycool1

Syracuse, NY
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Thanks for announcing your status...lol.
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11/2/2014 11:11:37 AM |
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fknmen
Amla
Bangladesh
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brandycool1

Syracuse, NY
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11/2/2014 4:01:33 PM |
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neo52
Tallahassee, FL
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Cheese Burger
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11/2/2014 4:09:49 PM |
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machug59

Fairfield, CA
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My advice is, Be nice, friendly and enjoy the company.

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anton998
Cincinnati, OH
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Best advice is not to take it too damn serious. Join a cult, there are always plenty of strange women willing to do strange things and be your toy, you just have to shars her with fifty people if she's hot. 
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