1/7/2015 11:23:44 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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light up a cigarette,right before you kiss her
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1/7/2015 11:25:26 PM |
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5150kris
Youngstown, OH
44, joined Sep. 2014
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Say you gotta use the restroom and make a bee line for the exit door.
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1/7/2015 11:26:15 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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slap her hand when she screws with your radio station.
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1/7/2015 11:26:37 PM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
40, joined May. 2011
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Have a friend text/call you with 'an emergency '.
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1/7/2015 11:28:14 PM |
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sandiz350
Moorpark, CA
49, joined Jun. 2014
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Start telling him our babies would be beautiful!
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1/7/2015 11:28:22 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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wink at the chick on her passenger side at the red light
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1/7/2015 11:29:35 PM |
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coldbodywarmhrt
Eureka, CA
51, joined Dec. 2013
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Have your ex call...
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1/7/2015 11:29:42 PM |
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up2youandme
Chandler, AZ
39, joined Jan. 2014
online now!
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Pick your nose and play with your booger
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1/7/2015 11:31:17 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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ask her to grab your pee bottle in the back seat
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1/7/2015 11:34:25 PM |
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coldbodywarmhrt
Eureka, CA
51, joined Dec. 2013
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Constantly scratch your privates
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1/7/2015 11:34:36 PM |
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sandiz350
Moorpark, CA
49, joined Jun. 2014
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Cough all over the place and don't cover your mouth.
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1/7/2015 11:36:06 PM |
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houston_rocker
Spring, TX
44, joined Aug. 2014
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Ask her if she can change a colastomy bag
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1/7/2015 11:36:28 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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tell her your son is a cougar catcher,if we don't hit it off
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1/7/2015 11:39:30 PM |
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sandiz350
Moorpark, CA
49, joined Jun. 2014
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Tell you not sure got all lice out of my hair
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1/7/2015 11:40:56 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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tell her she looks better in the dark
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1/7/2015 11:42:57 PM |
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sandiz350
Moorpark, CA
49, joined Jun. 2014
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Chew w/ mouth open and talk
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1/7/2015 11:46:48 PM |
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up2youandme
Chandler, AZ
39, joined Jan. 2014
online now!
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Fart loud and don't bother excusing yourself
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1/7/2015 11:47:56 PM |
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sandiz350
Moorpark, CA
49, joined Jun. 2014
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Tell how u stabbed boyfriend with a fork because he was late.
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1/7/2015 11:49:42 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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take her for a pizza at the nearest walmart
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1/7/2015 11:50:33 PM |
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sandiz350
Moorpark, CA
49, joined Jun. 2014
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Say gotta check in with parole officer
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1/7/2015 11:52:50 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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tell her the food at the homeless shelter isn't THAT bad
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1/8/2015 12:00:48 AM |
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joey1331
Clinton, MS
42, joined Apr. 2012
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just keep getting her name wrong and that should work
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1/8/2015 12:02:24 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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randomly ask her if shes ever visited a dentist
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1/8/2015 12:04:39 AM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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Do what was done to me tonight. F**k you "bella"
Not even on the rag but would happily kill someone.
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1/8/2015 12:13:45 AM |
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rivverratt1
Warren, IN
48, joined Feb. 2013
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Spark up a doobie
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1/8/2015 12:21:50 AM |
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ionist
Denver, CO
51, joined Sep. 2014
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Ask her if she had to sue her plastic surgeon.
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1/8/2015 12:24:43 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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ask her to wear a name tag,because you're all just nymbers after awhile to me.
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1/8/2015 7:14:24 AM |
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islandia8_3
Rialto, CA
50, joined Jun. 2014
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ask her to wear a name tag,because you're all just nymbers after awhile to me.
Oooh so cold!!
Good to see you in the forums again, pony.
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1/8/2015 7:15:53 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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hey you!!
thank you....stay warm!!
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1/8/2015 7:18:02 AM |
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sandiz350
Moorpark, CA
49, joined Jun. 2014
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Stick ur tongue down his best friends throat.
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1/8/2015 7:20:07 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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squeeze her nipple,and say "i'll be playing with these soon".
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1/8/2015 7:21:09 AM |
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sandiz350
Moorpark, CA
49, joined Jun. 2014
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squeeze her nipple,and say "i'll be playing with these soon".
That made me laugh!
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1/8/2015 7:22:39 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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she says "I cant wait till we get to the restaurant,im starving".
you say "what?....we're going fishing right now".
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1/8/2015 7:23:15 AM |
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eddies_back
Kane, PA
45, joined Sep. 2013
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Tell her you haven't showered in over a month..
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1/8/2015 7:23:54 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if I run out of gas,is it ok if we walk home?
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1/8/2015 7:30:23 AM |
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nayrun3
Hollsopple, PA
40, joined Nov. 2014
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I told my husband Id be here-he should be walking in any minute now.
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1/8/2015 7:32:09 AM |
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sandiz350
Moorpark, CA
49, joined Jun. 2014
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I need a fix, can we swing by Skinny's place.
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1/8/2015 7:35:31 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if you see sirens behind me,they follow me everywhere
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1/8/2015 7:40:42 AM |
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nayrun3
Hollsopple, PA
40, joined Nov. 2014
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Pssst ...let me know quietly if you see men walking around in white carrying a white jacket
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1/8/2015 7:51:30 AM |
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flashgordon24
Joppa, MD
49, joined Feb. 2013
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Ask her if it's true about fat chicks
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1/8/2015 7:59:24 AM |
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petrsbilt4fun
Highland, CA
51, joined May. 2014
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Tell her your allergic to cops !
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1/8/2015 8:05:34 AM |
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dzljim
Strykersville, NY
52, joined Nov. 2014
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Tell her, you usually charge girls that look like her. But with the holidays and all, you're feeling generous and you're gonna take this one for the team.
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1/8/2015 8:11:45 AM |
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frecklefarmer
Lebanon, MO
42, joined Oct. 2014
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Show her the scabs on your wienie?
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1/8/2015 8:24:25 AM |
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sandiz350
Moorpark, CA
49, joined Jun. 2014
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Tell him think you got pink eye
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1/8/2015 8:26:06 AM |
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frecklefarmer
Lebanon, MO
42, joined Oct. 2014
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Tell her your lookin for a three some with your sister
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1/9/2015 5:28:55 AM |
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islandia8_3
Rialto, CA
50, joined Jun. 2014
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hey you!!
thank you....stay warm!!
I am out in the CA semi desert. It is very warm during the day hours.
You stay warm
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1/9/2015 5:29:44 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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thanks,and that's actually a task here.
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1/9/2015 5:32:51 AM |
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islandia8_3
Rialto, CA
50, joined Jun. 2014
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I am fed up of this daily heat, I want to go where it is snowing.
I like your new pic. It is really nice. I am just glad you came back to the forums.
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1/9/2015 5:36:22 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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well,thank you.
just something to pass the time.
snow is ok....just sucks driving in it.
dogs have a fascination with it...they love it
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1/11/2015 1:02:34 AM |
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lillady75
Lewiston, ME
39, joined Dec. 2008
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Tell him the morning sickness is getting to you.
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1/11/2015 1:34:32 AM |
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sbeardy1
Lexington, KY
45, joined Feb. 2013
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Invite fast pony to kentucky to sell a little with Linda.
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1/11/2015 1:36:45 AM |
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sbeardy1
Lexington, KY
45, joined Feb. 2013
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Yorba...that is.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7, ways around.
Oh...and keep it at the trash market mall..second hand Walton Mountain .
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1/11/2015 1:44:23 AM |
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sbeardy1
Lexington, KY
45, joined Feb. 2013
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Begin Operation Statistically Gray right here...drive across that border.
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