sbeardy1

About Me

Welcome to the lazy old dudes love farm and collective dude ranch.
Come on in and... take off your clothes.(metaphor)
Be at peace with yourself, be open-minded and natural.
Be rational and easily high maintenance or comfortable ...comfortable with you, with others, and again,, with yourself.
Don't be a person that neeeds to denigrate others. We'll just ignore them and allow them to fall by the wayside of their own accord.
Enjoy food and the lighter things of the world .
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For the realm we live inis the two adventurers we are....extroverts together, strong enough to be ignored, yet respected upon intro...and enjoy.

I mean......I can't dance to save my life, but damn I like nice things.
Like...fish. I like fish. So I go get them.

...or not. And I like grace and perfect beauty.
I trust nature. Except for hungry large creatures. And I live water.
Most left.brain things.
Simplicity without walls that tell us not to

And any woman that is a partner to me, is the best woman in the whole wide world.
Why? Because my standards will not allow me to have anything but the best.

Unless it's 2a.m. and I have a paper bag.
Which brings up a new level of kink and imagination...or unless you wouldn't mind holding this watermelon for me. I promise I'll hold the snakes tail as well.