Select your best hookup:
Local
Gay
Asian
Latin
East Europe

one time hookup

If you are tired of swiping, Ship is a solid option. mississippi dating sites 7 instances much more likely to enter a conversation in your initially 24 hours than on other apps. Our mission at Mingle2 is helping folks connect. doublelist com richmond va It is quick and tends to make it Incredibly quick to navigate and verify out singles seeking for a very good conversation and maybe a lot more.

okcupid for casual hookups

But it is so significantly much better to be in the pond than out. online dating surrey If you are into kinky stuff, you d want to know about the other person s thoughts. And may possibly your generosity and sense of humor infuse almost everything else you do right now. 10 dolla holla youngstown number The design and style of the app is gorgeous, all muted greys and subtle pinks, so you can download and get swiping.

Home  Sign In  Search  Date Ideas  Join  Forums  Singles Groups  - 100% FREE Online Dating, Join Now!


12/21/2015 11:33:31 PM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
ridelightning7
Over 2,000 Posts (3,098)
Springfield, IL
27, joined Feb. 2014


I made a thread about a client at work who was beautiful, pretty much right up my alley (fit, thicker frame) and also had a nice personality. She said yes sure but she's going to be out of town for a week or so and she would be willing to do something afterwards. She even promised to send a bunch of her female friends my way to buy as well (wrote a glowing review about me online).


I am trying very hard to resist any kind of real optimism or thinking that anything has happened until I actually go out on a date with her but it's pretty exciting stuff. Either way, I now should feel 100% comfortable pursuing beautiful women.



I'm done living my life being perma-single. I deserve my fair share of human happiness and that includes having a girlfriend that I'm crazy about.

Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!

DateHookup.dating - 100% Free Personals


12/21/2015 11:41:45 PM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
jake_is_fake
Avenel, NJ
30, joined Jun. 2015


Just give up now

12/21/2015 11:47:16 PM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
god_says
Over 2,000 Posts (2,264)
Cabo San Lucas
Mexico
47, joined Aug. 2014


Did ya get to ramrod her dooty hole?

12/21/2015 11:48:40 PM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
jake_is_fake
Avenel, NJ
30, joined Jun. 2015


Shame on you god, she probably rammed his pooty hole with a broom

12/22/2015 1:08:18 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
hunter12gauge
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,265)
Bellaire, OH
53, joined Apr. 2008


Doctors have patients, Lawyers have clients, car salesmen have customers. Stupid f**ktard.

12/22/2015 1:33:30 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

apokernut
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,048)
Elk Grove Village, IL
53, joined Jan. 2008
online now!


In the words of Al Bundy, :Sreeeeeerike"!!

12/22/2015 2:35:52 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
amusicluvr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (17,458)
Salem, OR
63, joined Nov. 2013


OP - Your "beautiful client", eh?

What did HE say in reply?

12/22/2015 2:38:19 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

jlyinc
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,601)
Tucson, AZ
32, joined Nov. 2014


Quote from hunter12gauge:
Doctors have patients, Lawyers have clients, car salesmen have customers. Stupid f**ktard.




12/22/2015 6:34:59 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

ltlwing
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,495)
Winchester, OH
52, joined Oct. 2013


Op....you sure waste a lot of time on nothing.

12/22/2015 6:42:39 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

slutfoluv
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (26,752)
Colorado Springs, CO
37, joined Jan. 2011


Dear Ann Landers

12/22/2015 6:44:54 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
bezt
Over 2,000 Posts (2,805)
Australian Capital
Australia
95, joined Aug. 2014


OP YOU are so so boring... seriously ffs go and have some fun.

Lalalalalalalala ...

12/22/2015 6:51:56 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

helmholtzwatson
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,834)
Raleigh, NC
50, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from ridelightning7:


Dear Penthouse: I always thought these letters were fake until...



You get 'em, Tiger!

12/22/2015 6:56:08 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

twining
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,998)
Anderson, SC
24, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from hunter12gauge:
Doctors have patients, Lawyers have clients, car salesmen have customers. Stupid f**ktard.


Hookers and pimps have clients as well.

Op. Shut the f**k up and relax. Damn. I can see it now, wound up so tight you blow the whole date sky high. You know we can sense these things? Fear. That's very unattractive. Men find fear appealing, women don't.



[Edited 12/22/2015 6:57:25 AM ]

12/22/2015 6:56:32 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

kinderbtch
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,598)
Knoxville, TN
53, joined Feb. 2015


Not this shit again...

12/22/2015 7:02:09 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
idliketotalk
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,433)
Punxsutawney, PA
53, joined Oct. 2013


A car salesman can have a client, but I don't think this lady quite fits the bill. We'll have to stay tuned and see if she is a return customer.

12/22/2015 7:03:18 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

hippo65
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,745)
Albuquerque, NM
50, joined Apr. 2013


Quote from ridelightning7:
She said yes sure but she's going to be out of town for a week or so and she would be willing to do something afterwards.


After she comes back, it will be time to wash her hair..
Than she'll be sick..Family coming..Dog needs to be taken to a groomer..Whatever..
But you keep at it!

12/22/2015 7:26:24 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

fishnthec
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,062)
Mesquite, TX
64, joined Oct. 2010


Write a book dude!


Here's a title for you, "She Loves Me- She Loves Me Not"!

12/22/2015 7:27:48 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

grande_mamon
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,723)
Sacramento, CA
34, joined Sep. 2014


Quote from ridelightning7:
She said yes sure but she's going to be out of town for a week or so and she would be willing to do something afterwards.




Ah the gentle put down.



12/22/2015 7:32:44 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
gfjf
Over 1,000 Posts (1,974)
Niagara Falls, NY
35, joined Jul. 2009


Quote from grande_mamon:


Ah the gentle put down.



Then I say, she's a piece of shit and he doesn't need her. Just say yes or no and mean it. Be an adult.

12/22/2015 7:35:30 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

browneyz
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (26,165)
San Diego, CA
97, joined Jan. 2008


Patience Grass Hopper.

12/22/2015 7:35:46 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

ibane
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,959)
Zanesville, OH
44, joined Feb. 2014
online now!


Don't forget to clean the pipes first

12/22/2015 7:39:14 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

greeleybro
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,089)
Longmont, CO
48, joined Oct. 2013
online now!




12/22/2015 7:41:13 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

grande_mamon
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,723)
Sacramento, CA
34, joined Sep. 2014


Quote from gfjf:
Then I say, she's a piece of shit and he doesn't need her. Just say yes or no and mean it. Be an adult.


A gentle put down/"no thanks" is being an adult



[Edited 12/22/2015 7:41:25 AM ]

12/22/2015 8:02:07 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
badpuditatt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,883)
Paris, VA
50, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from ridelightning7:
She said yes sure but she's going to be out of town for a week or so and she would be willing to do something afterwards. .



**She asked for his phone number and said, she'd call him later.

Gram,,, where are you?!! it's just like you say!!!



[Edited 12/22/2015 8:03:06 AM ]

12/22/2015 8:12:12 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

grande_mamon
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,723)
Sacramento, CA
34, joined Sep. 2014


You can lead a horse to water...etc.

12/22/2015 8:23:25 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
badpuditatt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,883)
Paris, VA
50, joined Aug. 2014


^that's why I like to wait till the horse is really, really... reeeeeaaally thirsty before taking him to the 'watering hole'

howdy doo, and Happy Tuesday, Sinsei

12/22/2015 8:24:04 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

grande_mamon
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,723)
Sacramento, CA
34, joined Sep. 2014


Happiness...ah I remember that

12/22/2015 8:26:22 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (60,202)
Fort Payne, AL
60, joined Apr. 2011
online now!


Its funny as hell, the ones who give you a serious answer......

12/22/2015 8:28:11 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
badpuditatt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,883)
Paris, VA
50, joined Aug. 2014


I'm really happy tday, Sensei

my boy who's a Marine Crpl. (he just got promoted again) is home to bring in the New Year. Any plans for the New Year Celebration?

12/22/2015 8:30:03 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

sandycrabs
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (40,012)
Land O Lakes, WI
48, joined May. 2011


Still on her trail ^^^, and what a lovely trail is is.

12/22/2015 8:30:37 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (34,731)
Dayton, OH
31, joined Dec. 2012


Quote from slutfoluv:
Dear Ann Landers


12/22/2015 8:31:34 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

grande_mamon
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,723)
Sacramento, CA
34, joined Sep. 2014


Quote from badpuditatt:
Any plans for the New Year Celebration?


Can't decide what would be better, a handgun or a shotgun.

12/22/2015 8:34:06 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
badpuditatt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,883)
Paris, VA
50, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from sandycrabs:
Still on her trail ^^^, and what a lovely trail is is.


Sandybugs

Gram!! you seriously need a lil' spanking!



[Edited 12/22/2015 8:35:28 AM ]

12/22/2015 8:34:57 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
idliketotalk
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,433)
Punxsutawney, PA
53, joined Oct. 2013


Shotguns are a tradition around here, as far as firing them off at midnight New Years Eve.

12/22/2015 8:35:51 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

grande_mamon
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,723)
Sacramento, CA
34, joined Sep. 2014


Shotguns have a higher success rate too. (according to google)



[Edited 12/22/2015 8:36:12 AM ]

12/22/2015 8:36:56 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
badpuditatt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,883)
Paris, VA
50, joined Aug. 2014


erm, then, I know which "gun" I'd like to shoot off...


just hope it doesn't have a trigger hair pin...






[Edited 12/22/2015 8:37:56 AM ]

12/22/2015 8:38:16 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
idliketotalk
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,433)
Punxsutawney, PA
53, joined Oct. 2013


I've known two people personally who offed themselves with a shotgun. One a young guy, 20's, in his mouth. The other an older lady, late 60's, in her gut. 100% success rate.

12/22/2015 8:39:21 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
idliketotalk
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,433)
Punxsutawney, PA
53, joined Oct. 2013


Quote from badpuditatt:
erm, then, I know which "gun" I'd like to shoot off...


just hope it doesn't have a trigger hair pin...




You could shoot yourself in the eye girl!

12/22/2015 8:39:57 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

grande_mamon
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,723)
Sacramento, CA
34, joined Sep. 2014


Quote from idliketotalk:
I've known two people personally who offed themselves with a shotgun. One a young guy, 20's, in his mouth. The other an older lady, late 60's, in her gut. 100% success rate.


In her gut??? Jeez, that's a slow death I expect.

New Years eve is a great time to top yourself what with all the Mexicans firing off their guns into the air...no one would blink about hearing the noise and so your body could rot for weeks/months before anyone would think to check on you



[Edited 12/22/2015 8:40:44 AM ]

12/22/2015 8:40:50 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (34,731)
Dayton, OH
31, joined Dec. 2012


Quote from grande_mamon:
Shotguns have a higher success rate too. (according to google)


12/22/2015 8:41:01 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

ibane
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,959)
Zanesville, OH
44, joined Feb. 2014
online now!


Gut shot...bet that hurt.

That's just retarded. ..make it fun...jump out of a plain or o.d. on heroin.


Or a plane



[Edited 12/22/2015 8:41:50 AM ]

12/22/2015 8:42:30 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

grande_mamon
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,723)
Sacramento, CA
34, joined Sep. 2014


Death by cop ...especially if you are black.

12/22/2015 8:44:23 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
idliketotalk
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,433)
Punxsutawney, PA
53, joined Oct. 2013


Yes it was very sad and her granddaughter found her.

12/22/2015 8:45:10 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

grande_mamon
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,723)
Sacramento, CA
34, joined Sep. 2014


Very stupid too...shooting yourself in the gut

12/22/2015 8:45:53 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (34,731)
Dayton, OH
31, joined Dec. 2012


So, who died...this trip

12/22/2015 8:46:03 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

archer513
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,279)
Cincinnati, OH
41, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from ibane:
Gut shot...bet that hurt.

That's just retarded. ..make it fun...jump out of a plain or o.d. on heroin.


Or a plane


Exactly. If you're gonna off yourself,at least feel awesome for a minute. I'd kill a few enemies too.

12/22/2015 8:46:10 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

ibane
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,959)
Zanesville, OH
44, joined Feb. 2014
online now!


Quote from grande_mamon:
Death by cop ...especially if you are black.


Hell yea...with lawsuits and riots to soon follow

12/22/2015 8:47:32 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (34,731)
Dayton, OH
31, joined Dec. 2012


No cable...relying on DH broadcast...

12/22/2015 8:47:49 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

twining
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,998)
Anderson, SC
24, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from ibane:
Gut shot...bet that hurt.

That's just retarded. ..make it fun...jump out of a plain or o.d. on heroin.


Or a plane


If you're gonna kill yourself at least enjoy the last few moments.

12/22/2015 8:48:18 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

grande_mamon
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,723)
Sacramento, CA
34, joined Sep. 2014


White people, if you are contemplating death by cop please find a black cop so we can all say "There you go n**gers, what now...HUH!!!"

12/22/2015 8:48:20 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
sh0ppinprincess
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,767)
Acevedo
Argentina
38, joined Nov. 2014


Quote from archer513:
Exactly. If you're gonna off yourself,at least feel awesome for a minute. I'd kill a few enemies too.




12/22/2015 8:52:30 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
gfjf
Over 1,000 Posts (1,974)
Niagara Falls, NY
35, joined Jul. 2009


Quote from grande_mamon:
A gentle put down/"no thanks" is being an adult


I disagree. It's being a passive-aggressive child. An adult would just say no. I've told women no plenty of times, hell, even when I was a kid I told women no. It's not hard to do.

12/22/2015 8:54:06 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
badpuditatt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,883)
Paris, VA
50, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from idliketotalk:
You could shoot yourself in the eye girl!


it's all fun & games... until... wait!! I don't want to lose an eyeball!!



12/22/2015 8:54:37 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
badpuditatt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,883)
Paris, VA
50, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from archer513:
Exactly. If you're gonna off yourself,at least feel awesome for a minute. I'd kill a few enemies too.




12/22/2015 8:57:00 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

grande_mamon
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,723)
Sacramento, CA
34, joined Sep. 2014


Quote from gfjf:
I disagree. It's being a passive-aggressive child.


Children tend not to have the necessary social nuance skills to be "passive-Aggressive" Children tend to be direct in their communications.

Passive aggressiveness is a learned adult trait.



[Edited 12/22/2015 8:57:40 AM ]

12/22/2015 9:20:35 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
gfjf
Over 1,000 Posts (1,974)
Niagara Falls, NY
35, joined Jul. 2009


Quote from grande_mamon:
Children tend not to have the necessary social nuance skills to be "passive-Aggressive" Children tend to be direct in their communications.

Passive aggressiveness is a learned adult trait.


That's not entirely true, because one of the most common passive aggressive behaviors of children is known as the "silent treatment". There are a number of others, but that's a pretty well-used one.

12/22/2015 10:04:25 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
lunaglider
Over 2,000 Posts (3,411)
Edwards, CO
62, joined Dec. 2013


YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

12/22/2015 10:10:07 AM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

grande_mamon
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,723)
Sacramento, CA
34, joined Sep. 2014


That's not entirely true, because one of the most common passive aggressive behaviors of children is known as the "silent treatment".



No, that's vying for attention, not being passive aggressive.

12/22/2015 12:09:06 PM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  

archer513
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,279)
Cincinnati, OH
41, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from lunaglider:
YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


Someone poke Luna and wake her up...

Guess I'll do it

12/22/2015 1:26:49 PM So I Asked Out My Beautiful Client  
gfjf
Over 1,000 Posts (1,974)
Niagara Falls, NY
35, joined Jul. 2009


Quote from grande_mamon:
That's not entirely true, because one of the most common passive aggressive behaviors of children is known as the "silent treatment".



No, that's vying for attention, not being passive aggressive.


No, that's passive aggression:

"Some of the most common passive aggressive behaviors to be aware of include:

Procrastination
Behaving beneath customary standards
Pretending not to see, hear, remember, or understand requests
The silent treatment
Sulking & withdrawal
Gossiping"


Source: https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/passive-aggressive-diaries/201107/4-strategies-effectively-confront-passive-aggressive-behavior


"One of the more frustrating passive-aggressive tactics to those on the receiving end is “the silent treatment”.


Source: http://blogs.psychcentral.com/therapy-soup/2014/11/the-silent-treatment-and-what-you-can-do-to-stop-it-cold/

-------

I should also point out that I have a degree in Psychology so I was certain of this from the onset, but (((shrugs)))...