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ridelightning7
Springfield, IL
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I made a thread about a client at work who was beautiful, pretty much right up my alley (fit, thicker frame) and also had a nice personality. She said yes sure but she's going to be out of town for a week or so and she would be willing to do something afterwards. She even promised to send a bunch of her female friends my way to buy as well (wrote a glowing review about me online).
I am trying very hard to resist any kind of real optimism or thinking that anything has happened until I actually go out on a date with her but it's pretty exciting stuff. Either way, I now should feel 100% comfortable pursuing beautiful women.
I'm done living my life being perma-single. I deserve my fair share of human happiness and that includes having a girlfriend that I'm crazy about.
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| 12/21/2015 11:41:45 PM |
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jake_is_fake
Avenel, NJ
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Just give up now
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| 12/21/2015 11:47:16 PM |
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god_says
Cabo San Lucas
Mexico
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Did ya get to ramrod her dooty hole?
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| 12/21/2015 11:48:40 PM |
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jake_is_fake
Avenel, NJ
30, joined Jun. 2015
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Shame on you god, she probably rammed his pooty hole with a broom
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| 12/22/2015 1:08:18 AM |
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hunter12gauge
Bellaire, OH
53, joined Apr. 2008
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Doctors have patients, Lawyers have clients, car salesmen have customers. Stupid f**ktard. 
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| 12/22/2015 1:33:30 AM |
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apokernut
Elk Grove Village, IL
53, joined Jan. 2008
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In the words of Al Bundy, :Sreeeeeerike"!!
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| 12/22/2015 2:35:52 AM |
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amusicluvr
Salem, OR
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OP - Your "beautiful client", eh?
What did HE say in reply?
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| 12/22/2015 2:38:19 AM |
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jlyinc
Tucson, AZ
32, joined Nov. 2014
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Doctors have patients, Lawyers have clients, car salesmen have customers. Stupid f**ktard.
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| 12/22/2015 6:34:59 AM |
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ltlwing
Winchester, OH
52, joined Oct. 2013
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Op....you sure waste a lot of time on nothing.
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| 12/22/2015 6:42:39 AM |
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slutfoluv
Colorado Springs, CO
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Dear Ann Landers
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| 12/22/2015 6:44:54 AM |
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bezt
Australian Capital
Australia
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OP YOU are so so boring... seriously ffs go and have some fun.
Lalalalalalalala ...
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| 12/22/2015 6:51:56 AM |
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helmholtzwatson
Raleigh, NC
50, joined Jun. 2014
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Dear Penthouse: I always thought these letters were fake until...
You get 'em, Tiger!
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| 12/22/2015 6:56:08 AM |
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twining
Anderson, SC
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Doctors have patients, Lawyers have clients, car salesmen have customers. Stupid f**ktard.
Hookers and pimps have clients as well.
Op. Shut the f**k up and relax. Damn. I can see it now, wound up so tight you blow the whole date sky high. You know we can sense these things? Fear. That's very unattractive. Men find fear appealing, women don't.
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| 12/22/2015 6:56:32 AM |
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kinderbtch
Knoxville, TN
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Not this shit again...
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| 12/22/2015 7:02:09 AM |
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idliketotalk
Punxsutawney, PA
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A car salesman can have a client, but I don't think this lady quite fits the bill. We'll have to stay tuned and see if she is a return customer.
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| 12/22/2015 7:03:18 AM |
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hippo65
Albuquerque, NM
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She said yes sure but she's going to be out of town for a week or so and she would be willing to do something afterwards.
After she comes back, it will be time to wash her hair..
Than she'll be sick..Family coming..Dog needs to be taken to a groomer..Whatever..
But you keep at it! 
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| 12/22/2015 7:26:24 AM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
64, joined Oct. 2010
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Write a book dude!
Here's a title for you, "She Loves Me- She Loves Me Not"! 
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| 12/22/2015 7:27:48 AM |
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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She said yes sure but she's going to be out of town for a week or so and she would be willing to do something afterwards.
Ah the gentle put down.
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| 12/22/2015 7:32:44 AM |
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gfjf
Niagara Falls, NY
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Then I say, she's a piece of shit and he doesn't need her. Just say yes or no and mean it. Be an adult.
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| 12/22/2015 7:35:30 AM |
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browneyz
San Diego, CA
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Patience Grass Hopper.
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| 12/22/2015 7:35:46 AM |
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ibane
Zanesville, OH
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Don't forget to clean the pipes first
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| 12/22/2015 7:39:14 AM |
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greeleybro
Longmont, CO
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| 12/22/2015 7:41:13 AM |
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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Then I say, she's a piece of shit and he doesn't need her. Just say yes or no and mean it. Be an adult.
A gentle put down/"no thanks" is being an adult 
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| 12/22/2015 8:02:07 AM |
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badpuditatt
Paris, VA
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She said yes sure but she's going to be out of town for a week or so and she would be willing to do something afterwards. .
**She asked for his phone number and said, she'd call him later. 
Gram,,, where are you?!! it's just like you say!!!
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| 12/22/2015 8:12:12 AM |
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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You can lead a horse to water...etc.
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| 12/22/2015 8:23:25 AM |
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badpuditatt
Paris, VA
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^that's why I like to wait till the horse is really, really... reeeeeaaally thirsty before taking him to the 'watering hole' 
howdy doo, and Happy Tuesday, Sinsei  
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| 12/22/2015 8:24:04 AM |
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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Happiness...ah I remember that
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| 12/22/2015 8:26:22 AM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
60, joined Apr. 2011
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Its funny as hell, the ones who give you a serious answer......
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| 12/22/2015 8:28:11 AM |
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badpuditatt
Paris, VA
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I'm really happy tday, Sensei
my boy who's a Marine Crpl. (he just got promoted again) is home to bring in the New Year. Any plans for the New Year Celebration?
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| 12/22/2015 8:30:03 AM |
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sandycrabs
Land O Lakes, WI
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Still on her trail ^^^, and what a lovely trail is is. 
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| 12/22/2015 8:30:37 AM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
31, joined Dec. 2012
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Dear Ann Landers
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| 12/22/2015 8:31:34 AM |
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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Any plans for the New Year Celebration?
Can't decide what would be better, a handgun or a shotgun.
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| 12/22/2015 8:34:06 AM |
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badpuditatt
Paris, VA
50, joined Aug. 2014
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Still on her trail ^^^, and what a lovely trail is is.
Sandybugs
Gram!! you seriously need a lil' spanking!
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| 12/22/2015 8:34:57 AM |
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idliketotalk
Punxsutawney, PA
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Shotguns are a tradition around here, as far as firing them off at midnight New Years Eve.
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| 12/22/2015 8:35:51 AM |
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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Shotguns have a higher success rate too. (according to google)
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| 12/22/2015 8:36:56 AM |
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badpuditatt
Paris, VA
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erm, then, I know which "gun" I'd like to shoot off...
just hope it doesn't have a trigger hair pin...
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| 12/22/2015 8:38:16 AM |
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idliketotalk
Punxsutawney, PA
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I've known two people personally who offed themselves with a shotgun. One a young guy, 20's, in his mouth. The other an older lady, late 60's, in her gut. 100% success rate.
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| 12/22/2015 8:39:21 AM |
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idliketotalk
Punxsutawney, PA
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erm, then, I know which "gun" I'd like to shoot off...
just hope it doesn't have a trigger hair pin...
You could shoot yourself in the eye girl!
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| 12/22/2015 8:39:57 AM |
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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I've known two people personally who offed themselves with a shotgun. One a young guy, 20's, in his mouth. The other an older lady, late 60's, in her gut. 100% success rate.
In her gut??? Jeez, that's a slow death I expect.
New Years eve is a great time to top yourself what with all the Mexicans firing off their guns into the air...no one would blink about hearing the noise and so your body could rot for weeks/months before anyone would think to check on you
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| 12/22/2015 8:40:50 AM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
31, joined Dec. 2012
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Shotguns have a higher success rate too. (according to google)
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| 12/22/2015 8:41:01 AM |
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ibane
Zanesville, OH
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Gut shot...bet that hurt.
That's just retarded. ..make it fun...jump out of a plain or o.d. on heroin.
Or a plane
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| 12/22/2015 8:42:30 AM |
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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Death by cop ...especially if you are black.
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| 12/22/2015 8:44:23 AM |
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idliketotalk
Punxsutawney, PA
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Yes it was very sad and her granddaughter found her.
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| 12/22/2015 8:45:10 AM |
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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Very stupid too...shooting yourself in the gut 
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| 12/22/2015 8:45:53 AM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
31, joined Dec. 2012
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So, who died...this trip
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| 12/22/2015 8:46:03 AM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
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Gut shot...bet that hurt.
That's just retarded. ..make it fun...jump out of a plain or o.d. on heroin.
Or a plane
Exactly. If you're gonna off yourself,at least feel awesome for a minute. I'd kill a few enemies too.
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| 12/22/2015 8:46:10 AM |
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ibane
Zanesville, OH
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Death by cop ...especially if you are black.
Hell yea...with lawsuits and riots to soon follow
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| 12/22/2015 8:47:32 AM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
31, joined Dec. 2012
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No cable...relying on DH broadcast...
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| 12/22/2015 8:47:49 AM |
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twining
Anderson, SC
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Gut shot...bet that hurt.
That's just retarded. ..make it fun...jump out of a plain or o.d. on heroin.
Or a plane
If you're gonna kill yourself at least enjoy the last few moments.
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| 12/22/2015 8:48:18 AM |
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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White people, if you are contemplating death by cop please find a black cop so we can all say "There you go n**gers, what now...HUH!!!"
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| 12/22/2015 8:48:20 AM |
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sh0ppinprincess
Acevedo
Argentina
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Exactly. If you're gonna off yourself,at least feel awesome for a minute. I'd kill a few enemies too.
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| 12/22/2015 8:52:30 AM |
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gfjf
Niagara Falls, NY
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A gentle put down/"no thanks" is being an adult
I disagree. It's being a passive-aggressive child. An adult would just say no. I've told women no plenty of times, hell, even when I was a kid I told women no. It's not hard to do.
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| 12/22/2015 8:54:06 AM |
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badpuditatt
Paris, VA
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You could shoot yourself in the eye girl!
it's all fun & games... until... wait!! I don't want to lose an eyeball!!
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| 12/22/2015 8:54:37 AM |
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badpuditatt
Paris, VA
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Exactly. If you're gonna off yourself,at least feel awesome for a minute. I'd kill a few enemies too.
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| 12/22/2015 8:57:00 AM |
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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I disagree. It's being a passive-aggressive child.
Children tend not to have the necessary social nuance skills to be "passive-Aggressive" Children tend to be direct in their communications.
Passive aggressiveness is a learned adult trait.
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| 12/22/2015 9:20:35 AM |
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gfjf
Niagara Falls, NY
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Children tend not to have the necessary social nuance skills to be "passive-Aggressive" Children tend to be direct in their communications.
Passive aggressiveness is a learned adult trait.
That's not entirely true, because one of the most common passive aggressive behaviors of children is known as the "silent treatment". There are a number of others, but that's a pretty well-used one.
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| 12/22/2015 10:04:25 AM |
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lunaglider
Edwards, CO
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YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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| 12/22/2015 10:10:07 AM |
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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That's not entirely true, because one of the most common passive aggressive behaviors of children is known as the "silent treatment".
No, that's vying for attention, not being passive aggressive.
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| 12/22/2015 12:09:06 PM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
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YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Someone poke Luna and wake her up...
Guess I'll do it 
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| 12/22/2015 1:26:49 PM |
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gfjf
Niagara Falls, NY
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That's not entirely true, because one of the most common passive aggressive behaviors of children is known as the "silent treatment".
No, that's vying for attention, not being passive aggressive.
No, that's passive aggression:
"Some of the most common passive aggressive behaviors to be aware of include:
Procrastination
Behaving beneath customary standards
Pretending not to see, hear, remember, or understand requests
The silent treatment
Sulking & withdrawal
Gossiping"
Source: https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/passive-aggressive-diaries/201107/4-strategies-effectively-confront-passive-aggressive-behavior
"One of the more frustrating passive-aggressive tactics to those on the receiving end is “the silent treatment”.
Source: http://blogs.psychcentral.com/therapy-soup/2014/11/the-silent-treatment-and-what-you-can-do-to-stop-it-cold/
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I should also point out that I have a degree in Psychology so I was certain of this from the onset, but (((shrugs)))...
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