| 5/6/2007 10:47:12 AM |
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yanisa
Ponca City, OK
age: 33
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ok this is a little too far out there, don't ya think what you and your wife do is private and not meant for us too read here? @ chef
[Edited 5/6/2007 10:47:43 AM]
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| 5/6/2007 3:24:13 PM |
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dreambuilder07
Gaithersburg, MD
age: 47
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When I was young I'd Masterbate
and it left me feeling Great!
I was not a ladies man
So I mated with my hand
Then I met a girl so true
All we'd do was screw and screw
What a joy to hear her screaming
At the moment I was creaming
Now I'm seperated with five kids
and my sex life has hit the skids
the girl who was my one and only
asks the court for all the money
So the other night amid frustration
I sat down for some masterbation
It had lost it's magic, lost it's zip
but it was performed with a practiced grip
I miss the woman, I miss the sex
My hormones crash and burn in wrecks
I wonder what in me turned up dead
That makes her screw me in the head
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| 5/7/2007 9:39:22 AM |
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x26wildcat
Naples, FL
age: 27
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As I said in another thread, only the real thing works for me. I can not get myself off. I know "your not doing it right", "try new toys" I have heard it all. I have come to the conclusion (no pun intended) that only one thing works for me.
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| 5/7/2007 10:06:08 AM |
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metu
Dahlonega, GA
age: 46 online now!
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Masturbation, you're solo fun,
we can do it on the run!
Whether young or way too old,
We'll always have a hand to hold!
You can do it in a car,
you might could do it in a bar!
Try to do it with a moose,
os so I've heard from Dr. Seuss!
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| 5/7/2007 10:31:49 AM |
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krupa
Abilene, TX
age: 39
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Of course we should all masturbate!!!!! At least 2-3 times per day. If everyone did we would be far too relaxed and happy to bother with things like argueing and fighting wars. Hell I am gonna do it right now! Be back in 5 minutes.
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| 5/7/2007 10:41:24 AM |
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metu
Dahlonega, GA
age: 46 online now!
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Your 5 mins. are up!
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| 5/7/2007 10:44:39 AM |
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metu
Dahlonega, GA
age: 46 online now!
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Change of mind... You should live a little.
Make it 10.
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| 5/7/2007 2:58:43 PM |
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eroticartist
West Harrison, NY
age: 48
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does anyone want to see a sreong handshake? At my wedding, my friends (married ones) stood around me and said
say goodbye to sex. And they were right
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| 5/7/2007 6:14:07 PM |
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avidreaderang
Morton, PA
age: 49
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Erotic, I think it just depends on the woman. Obviously, she wasn't the right one for you.
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| 5/7/2007 7:27:01 PM |
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traumadez
Redlands, CA
age: 44
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I agree with avid... you didn't have the right woman!!!
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| 5/8/2007 2:35:21 AM |
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chust4fun
Corona, CA
age: 20
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can i watch
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| 5/8/2007 10:30:18 AM |
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krupa
Abilene, TX
age: 39
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Okay...I took metu's advice and made it ten! See......I am in a great mood! Now, everyone go rub one out. Damn, we gotta convince the republicans to do this! That would certainly end this war. But someone will have to get Bush a vibrator. That p$ssy!
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| 5/8/2007 12:56:31 PM |
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x26wildcat
Naples, FL
age: 27
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TOOO FUNNY!!!!
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| 5/8/2007 6:05:07 PM |
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ang73
Caldwell, OH
age: 33
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Artist,,, don't know what the deal was with your ex. I was with mine for almost 20 years and even at the end when things weren't right we were still doing it about every other day!
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| 5/9/2007 3:01:28 PM |
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farmersam
Cushing, OK
age: 45
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Hey man, it's all about the "U"
M A S T U R B A T I O N
Since I saw it, it's been buggin' me, like a tick under yer waistband
Just another driveby from the Sooner state
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