9/8/2008 10:33:47 PM |
where have all the good women gone |
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mrwally2007
Fort Smith, AR
age: 45 online now!
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All the good woman are with the good men...so I guess we are left with each other..lol..( wink ) Sea
I'm seriously beginning to think you're right.
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9/8/2008 11:10:17 PM |
where have all the good women gone |
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pipeline1995
Elgin, TX
age: 29 online now!
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First we have to figure out if there are any good women out there. Observe, the Test.
If you are a woman answer the question and rate yourself.
Question #1: Can you cook something other than toast?
#2: On a scale of 1 to 6, how many years did you go to school?
#3: Have you ever tried sugar, or PCP?
#4: Have you ever called yourself or had a friend call your cell phone in an attempt to avoid a date?
#5: Name 6 NFL teams.
#6: Pronounce those NFL teams correctly.
#7: In a rock-out match up between Kurt Cobain and god, who would win?
#8: Did you srceam at horror movies?
Ladies, I think we all know how you did.
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9/8/2008 11:29:02 PM |
where have all the good women gone |
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pisces_4
Palmer, AK
age: 27
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First we have to figure out if there are any good women out there. Observe, the Test.
If you are a woman answer the question and rate yourself.
Question #1: Can you cook something other than toast?
#2: On a scale of 1 to 6, how many years did you go to school?
#3: Have you ever tried sugar, or PCP?
#4: Have you ever called yourself or had a friend call your cell phone in an attempt to avoid a date?
#5: Name 6 NFL teams.
#6: Pronounce those NFL teams correctly.
#7: In a rock-out match up between Kurt Cobain and god, who would win?
#8: Did you srceam at horror movies?
Ladies, I think we all know how you did.
#1: yes I'm a great cook with any recipe I can cook anything.
#2: graduated high school and working on my associates degree
#3: nope
#4: no but I do have my friend text me repeatedly when I drop my kids off with their dad just to piss him off, and it works everytime.
#5: Seahawks, Patriots, Colts, Bears, Packers, Steelers
#6: yes I can
#7: Kurt Cobain hands down
#8: Yes but I don't watch them, they give me nightmares.
Well, How did I do? Am I a good woman????
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9/9/2008 12:47:13 AM |
where have all the good women gone |
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chocolatbrown
Pretoria
South Africa
age: 24
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i do not belive it is bad luck , there is a reason thoes woman come in to your life you may not see it now but if you look you will see that they left some thing behaend for you , you do not have to stop looking just try to look in a bit deeper .
good loving weman are out ther it is just that most man find them boring
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9/9/2008 1:02:46 AM |
where have all the good women gone |
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pipeline1995
Elgin, TX
age: 29 online now!
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First we have to figure out if there are any good women out there. Observe, the Test.
If you are a woman answer the question and rate yourself.
Question #1: Can you cook something other than toast?
#2: On a scale of 1 to 6, how many years did you go to school?
#3: Have you ever tried sugar, or PCP?
#4: Have you ever called yourself or had a friend call your cell phone in an attempt to avoid a date?
#5: Name 6 NFL teams.
#6: Pronounce those NFL teams correctly.
#7: In a rock-out match up between Kurt Cobain and god, who would win?
#8: Did you srceam at horror movies?
Ladies, I think we all know how you did.
#1: yes I'm a great cook with any recipe I can cook anything.
#2: graduated high school and working on my associates degree
#3: nope
#4: no but I do have my friend text me repeatedly when I drop my kids off with their dad just to piss him off, and it works everytime.
#5: Seahawks, Patriots, Colts, Bears, Packers, Steelers
#6: yes I can
#7: Kurt Cobain hands down
#8: Yes but I don't watch them, they give me nightmares.
Well, How did I do? Am I a good woman????
Lets see:Q1= 5 points, very good.
Q2= I said scale 1-6, 0 points for not listening.
Q3= Never tried sugar? 0 points for that, 25 points for never trying pcp. Nice..
Q4= 45 points for creativity. Excellant
Q5= You didnt list the City names. Sorry, -35 points
Q6= 5 points for being able to talk.
Q7= Trick question, Cobain is God. 0 points
Q8= Thats why you need a man to help you through your fears. 25 points for Honesty.
Your total comes to (let me see, carry the one, subtract 3.5, square root of pie.)
70 points, All hail the best woman on the net. Psst, let me get your number later, baby.
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9/9/2008 6:35:01 AM |
where have all the good women gone |
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foxy_woman_49
Omaha, NE
age: 50
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yea my 3rd wife did the same thing that suks big donkey ballz
3rd wife @ 24
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9/9/2008 8:24:04 AM |
where have all the good women gone |
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_sea__
Maricopa, AZ
age: 55
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Many years ago I worked with a young gal..she was 26 yrs of age and already been married 5 times....flakey as all hell though....lol......Sea
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9/9/2008 8:26:21 AM |
where have all the good women gone |
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washingtonbound
Suffern, NY
age: 21 online now!
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i do not belive it is bad luck , there is a reason thoes woman come in to your life you may not see it now but if you look you will see that they left some thing behaend for you , you do not have to stop looking just try to look in a bit deeper .
good loving weman are out ther it is just that most man find them boring
Its that some men..make the wrong choices and see some things as a game and not REAL LIFE.
Karma is a b*tch..sorry I say it like it is..
True tho.....looking a bit deeper might help tho...
[Edited 9/9/2008 8:30:46 AM]
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9/9/2008 8:30:33 AM |
where have all the good women gone |
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susansheart839
Port Saint Lucie, FL
age: 60
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Get over it - you're stuck with us unless you get off your a** and go into the real world
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9/9/2008 2:30:30 PM |
where have all the good women gone |
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fallsguy24
Wichita Falls, TX
age: 24 online now!
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humm... well if all the good women are gone only the bad naughty ones are left :-}
you have been very very bad and need much punishment
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9/9/2008 2:33:19 PM |
where have all the good women gone |
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kitise
Greenwood, SC
age: 30
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all women are good before they are heart broken several times.
again when they are hurt too much they are humbled and once again become good and cheap. nothing matters anymore to them.
[Edited 9/9/2008 2:42:12 PM]
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9/9/2008 2:40:02 PM |
where have all the good women gone |
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fallsguy24
Wichita Falls, TX
age: 24 online now!
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what hats nt true some woman are very bad and then after awhile thay get alot of that outa them and turn out to be good and sometimes a good woman can turn bad i dont think all woman are just good till thay get there heartbroke not true not true
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9/9/2008 2:57:14 PM |
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lillibet
New South Wales
Australia
age: 51
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I am absoluetly stunned....You at only age 24 being married 3 times already.....unreal my eldest son is 24 and nowhere near even thinking of marriage...Guess he listened to his mum who told him to grab life with both hands and enjoy it...Plenty of time for marriage and all the responsibilities later.... Its not a joke you know marriage if you enter into it needs respect and is hard work...Its not like changing your underwear or discardiing the rubbish here today gone tomorrow...
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9/9/2008 3:00:25 PM |
where have all the good women gone |
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cats43injax
Jacksonville, FL
age: 44
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I ponder the reverse of that same question, where have all the good men gone? I know some of us ladies just hang back watching what goes on and avoiding all the drama. Too bad there isn't an easy button for finding a good match!
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9/9/2008 3:05:08 PM |
where have all the good women gone |
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lionessleo
Greensboro, NC
age: 43
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yea my 3rd wife did the same thing that suks big donkey ballz
I have a 24 year old son also. How do you marry 3 times at your age? Maybe you should do some serious soul searching about what went wrong with these relationships.
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