10/11/2008 4:26:47 PM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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COMING RIGHT UP PRINCESS!!!!
FORGIVE ME FOR GAWKING AT YOU, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT????? YOU ARE SO FIRM AND CURVACEOUS... YOU SHOULD COME BACK AFTER MIDNIGHT AND ENTER THE JELLO WRESTLING CONTEST!!!!
I would toast to your health but I see you are already VERY HEALTHY!!!!!
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10/12/2008 6:40:05 AM |
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nab5055
Medford, NJ
age: 43
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Thanks for the drink!
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10/12/2008 12:53:21 PM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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And THANK YOU for gracing a stool at Funkey's with your naked loveliness!!!!!
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10/13/2008 11:29:29 AM |
FUNKEYS NAKED CAFE & DISCO -- Take it all off & come in |
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philliegurl
Barrington, NJ
age: 27 online now!
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...come on round #2 but in pudding vanilla ooo what bout butterscotch yeah! a little whipped cream would be good to.
LMMFAO!
[Edited 10/13/2008 11:29:57 AM]
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10/13/2008 11:49:44 AM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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Yo Phillie,
Welcome your young nakedness back to Funkeys. Sit those beautiful cheeks on a stool and have a drink!!! So you want to wrestle again...... Poor Uncle Funkey is gonna have to cook up a new batch of pudding cause all we have on hand is jello right now. Besides what's wrong with you girl???? Didn't you read the sign??? Wrestling doesn't start till after midnight... Unless you wanna go a couple of practice rounds with the Funkman!!!!!
Here's your drink. You're lookin fine but I liked it better the other night when every curve of your sumptuous body glistened with jello!!!!! I don't think the pudding will look the same.....
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10/13/2008 11:54:38 AM |
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philliegurl
Barrington, NJ
age: 27 online now!
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i know wreslting isnt till midnight thought i gives heads up...ok no pudding can it be whipped cream? me with alot of white sweet cream all over me? whta yeah think? oooooo i sat on a peanut....must of feel from the bar.
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10/13/2008 11:54:57 AM |
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fdman911
Mount Holly, NJ
age: 47
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I'd like to wrestle Nab and Phillie @ the same time....mix all the Jello flavors together
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10/13/2008 12:00:23 PM |
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philliegurl
Barrington, NJ
age: 27 online now!
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i know wreslting isnt till midnight thought i gives heads up...ok no pudding can it be whipped cream? me with alot of white sweet cream all over me? whta yeah think? oooooo i sat on a peanut....must of feel from the bar.
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10/13/2008 12:13:28 PM |
FUNKEYS NAKED CAFE & DISCO -- Take it all off & come in |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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Oh!! Phillie!!!!!
Let Uncle funkey help you with that peanut... Some people will just leave their nuts anywhere.... They give the Funkman's place a bad name. OH!! Look it left an impression of a peanut on your cheeks. Don't worry, Uncle Funk will rub it till it's better#*7^%@$#
See all better!!!!! Now let the Funkster do the other cheek just in case you happen to sit on another peanut latter!!!!!!
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10/13/2008 12:15:46 PM |
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philliegurl
Barrington, NJ
age: 27 online now!
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wow
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10/13/2008 12:27:07 PM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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Come on in Mr. FD man.. What are you drinkin???? Here you go, I hope you like it. So do you know Phillie sittin next to you??? Phillie this is FD....
So FD is that a gearshift between your legs or are you just happy to see Phillie????? Oh! I didn't know you called him MR. STIFFY!!!! Hi there big guy!!!!
So you wanna do a twofer wipped cream caged match with Phillie & Nab..... My question to you is DO YOU FEEL LUCKY TODAY!!!!???? WELL DO YOU????? These women are in great shape, as Mr Stiffy has already noticed.... OK we'll set the match for midnight... You better get alot of rest for this one........
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10/13/2008 12:31:12 PM |
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fdman911
Mount Holly, NJ
age: 47
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LMAO...nice to meet these two fine young ladies..actually that's Mr.Hose....always charged and ready for a fire fight where ever it may be....midnight it is..thanx for the drink man!
[Edited 10/13/2008 12:31:36 PM]
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10/13/2008 12:38:23 PM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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You and MR. HOSE Drive Careful now!!! See Ya Latter!!!!!
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10/13/2008 12:41:51 PM |
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fdman911
Mount Holly, NJ
age: 47
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Oh we will..although it's tough to keep him from tryin to steer
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10/13/2008 5:32:06 PM |
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dolcevox
Belmar, NJ
age: 52
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The Funskster is here!! Let it rock, funky women make the world go round! and up and down !! Sheet!!! I BACK THAT UP w a muttafugin' dumptrunnck!!
Funkee
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