10/10/2008 7:49:32 PM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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W E L C O M E ! ! FIRST DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!!!
********************JELLO WRESTLING AFTER MIDNIGHT EVERY NIGHT!!!!!**********************
............ROOMS FOR RENT BY THE HOUR!!!!........CONDOMS - SEE BARTENDER................
....................................MENU.................................................
1. Bush meat special sub................Half $3.25.......... Whole $6.00
2. Wiener Supremo on toasted buns.....................................$3.69
3. Fouk you 2 (pop-up surprise) ...........................................$4.99
4. Hair Clam on the half shell with hair sauce & pickle...........$7.69
5. HOT cross buns served with our special fudge sauce.......$8.96
Have a sit your bare a** down and tell the Funkman what's buggin you!!!! You can talk till your fingers are to short to do anyone any good.....
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10/10/2008 7:54:56 PM |
FUNKEYS NAKED CAFE & DISCO -- Take it all off & come in |
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moondoggie221
Neshanic Station, NJ
age: 23
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What is a female condom like. And i saw this thing in the health office, looks like its to prevent std's during blowjobs...
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10/10/2008 8:06:20 PM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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The female condom is just like the male version except that there is a large outer ring to prevent the thing from going into the hole and they are pre-expanded. As for the health office I don't know what you saw. Was it a flat piece of rubber, or did it have a shape to it?????
Funkey
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10/10/2008 8:19:45 PM |
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moondoggie221
Neshanic Station, NJ
age: 23
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It was in a box. How comfortable is the female condom for both ppl? Ill look on monday and post the name.
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10/10/2008 8:28:40 PM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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From the male point of view, you are better off using the female condom because it will provide you with a more frictional sensation rather that the pressure of the male condom. As far as the other thing is concerned it may be a rubber dam. Not used for blow jobs but for eating a woman out without getting juices in your mouth.
Uncle Funkey
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10/10/2008 8:47:47 PM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE GUYS ON THIS BOARD? ARE THEY ALL PUSSIES?????
I ask a question and the women don't like the TONE of it and they go WILD... Jen just OUTRIGHT INSULTS US and the pussies on this board give her empathy, dates, advice, and the dumb a** topic still goes on.
HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT GUYS!!!! You are wasting your words on an IDIOT!
Uncle Funkey
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10/10/2008 9:08:14 PM |
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moondoggie221
Neshanic Station, NJ
age: 23
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Thanks for the input!!!!
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10/10/2008 9:36:20 PM |
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philliegurl
Barrington, NJ
age: 27
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im getting scared my phillies r doing so well !!!! I hope they don't blow it.
oh i like grape jello by the way!
[Edited 10/10/2008 9:36:51 PM]
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10/10/2008 10:31:08 PM |
FUNKEYS NAKED CAFE & DISCO -- Take it all off & come in |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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Well I guess the first bout of the night is about to begin!! It's a Grape jello naked wrestling match between Phillie and Mdog. Both are fine specimens of their sex and READY TO RUMBLE!!!!
As the bell rings, Mdog sprints to the center of the ring, slides on the jello and loses his balance. He bounces off the ropes and Phillie double boobie slams him. He falls to the ground with a smile on his face. Phillie moves in for the pin and slips and falls on Mdog. Mdog gives her the old pop-up mongoose manuver and gets the top slot. Now Phillie smiles. Both bodies glistening with jello it's quite a sight as they struggle for position. Someone threw a peanut at the bell and ended the fight. When the bell rang again they were gone to one of the rooms.
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10/10/2008 10:34:08 PM |
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philliegurl
Barrington, NJ
age: 27
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10/10/2008 10:34:43 PM |
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philliegurl
Barrington, NJ
age: 27
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...... cheers!!!!!
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10/11/2008 1:30:00 AM |
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iceblue1245
Piscataway, NJ
age: 22
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What is a female condom like. And i saw this thing in the health office, looks like its to prevent std's during blowjobs...
Aren't those called flavor condoms for blowjobs?
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10/11/2008 1:32:08 AM |
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iceblue1245
Piscataway, NJ
age: 22
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W E L C O M E ! ! FIRST DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!!!
********************JELLO WRESTLING AFTER MIDNIGHT EVERY NIGHT!!!!!**********************
............ROOMS FOR RENT BY THE HOUR!!!!........CONDOMS - SEE BARTENDER................
....................................MENU.................................................
1. Bush meat special sub................Half $3.25.......... Whole $6.00
2. Wiener Supremo on toasted buns.....................................$3.69
3. Fouk you 2 (pop-up surprise) ...........................................$4.99
4. Hair Clam on the half shell with hair sauce & pickle...........$7.69
5. HOT cross buns served with our special fudge sauce.......$8.96
Have a sit your bare a** down and tell the Funkman what's buggin you!!!! You can talk till your fingers are to short to do anyone any good.....
Is there a real place like this and if so where???
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10/11/2008 12:30:20 PM |
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unclefunkey
Teaneck, NJ
age: 51
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Have a sit down Mr. Ice and have a drink on the Funkman. !!!!!
I don't know what it was that MDog saw cause it was in a box..... No! the female condom is a condom for use inside the vagina and it is not flavored as there are no taste buds in the snapper....
There was in the 70's a product that was billed as a flavored masculine hygiene deodorant spray.. It was for men to use but worked just as well on a woman... I use to love watching their faces as they got their first taste... FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!
How you doin on that drink???
NOW, as I was saying, the answer to your second question is YES!!! There is or was a place like this (actually much better or worse depending on your prospective) but I don't think it's there anymore... It was in Paterson...
Ready for a re-fill ?????????
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10/11/2008 4:09:42 PM |
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nab5055
Medford, NJ
age: 43
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Bartender..........Grey Goose Martini, extra olives please!!!!!!! Cherry jello is my favorite!
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