| 3/3/2009 10:22:43 AM |
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laceylady416
Lanoka Harbor, NJ
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Was just wondering why all men have a pet name for the penis?
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| 3/3/2009 10:41:34 AM |
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professer86
Granbury, TX
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probably so they can call it a name when it does'nt respong properly!! lol
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| 3/3/2009 10:43:37 AM |
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junkyardhack
Ocala, FL
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I never thought about naming mine.lol
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| 3/3/2009 11:03:04 AM |
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evileddy
Ottawa, ON
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Some of us have women naming them.
For example.. mine has been called "Dr. Mung Mung"
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| 3/3/2009 11:32:43 AM |
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bry11ca
Irving, TX
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So it knows when to stand up when I call it. 
I said ATTENTION, PRIVATE BRYAN!!! 
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| 3/3/2009 11:38:44 AM |
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wintersucks63
Topeka, IN
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The same reason women name their breasts  
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| 3/3/2009 11:53:11 AM |
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_that_one_guy_
Moberly, MO
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WANG CHUNG and because it seems to be rude to say d*ck or c*ck and childish to say penis so WANG CHUNG it is ..or me anyways
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| 3/3/2009 12:10:21 PM |
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jesse72
Livingston, MT
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What's there to give a name to??
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| 3/3/2009 12:12:46 PM |
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beanz991
Houston, TX
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Because saying 'Billy seems happy to see you' in a restaurant is a little less jarring than 'My penis seems happy to see you'
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| 3/3/2009 12:13:42 PM |
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msbevzie
Oregon, OH
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WELL maybe they name their penis like thay name their children so they always know which one they are looking for when they call the name that one comes
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| 3/3/2009 12:18:23 PM |
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stillflyinsolo
Morristown, TN
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It goes back to when we first dicovered it!! Every little boy names it, mine was George untill I got older, now I call it the "ROCK"
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| 3/3/2009 12:34:10 PM |
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ladyog
Erlanger, KY
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Because it has a mind of its own..
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| 3/3/2009 12:36:50 PM |
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elshaddai
Hyattsville, MD
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any man dat gives this own penis a name is lacking in size most of the time..it's more fun to let a girl give u a name after sex..for instance, my girlfriend calls mine 'DANGER'. gentlemen please don't get mad cuz im blessed..it's im my veins..lol
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| 3/3/2009 12:57:05 PM |
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devolt99
Los Angeles, CA
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yeah ok... 
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| 3/3/2009 1:01:16 PM |
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lovevictim15
Brooklyn, NY
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I never gave my penis a name but an ex-girlfriend of mine did.
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| 3/3/2009 1:01:21 PM |
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thicknhard4u2
Evanston, WY
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cause they're our best friend! we're always shaking hands with him, and we want to introduce him to every cute girl we meet!!
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| 3/3/2009 1:29:03 PM |
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gr8ful2b
Henderson, NV
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<---HAS A DISDAIN FOR BLANKET STATEMENTS
You ask why do ALL men name their penis... I can't speak for all men because I guess we don't speak intimately about our junk to one another, we speak more about the state of things with your tits and p*ssy if one of the men is f**king you.
So to that I'd say no men name their penis in my world. I've yet to name my penis anything other than c*ck. Ask all the men that you know who have named their c*cks why they did it?
I think I'll name my penis today to make it official... now do I call it Hammering Hank, Crusher, Black & Decker Rectum Wrecker, or simply Joe?
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| 3/3/2009 1:30:55 PM |
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laceylady416
Lanoka Harbor, NJ
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It's like a pet and it's in your pocket....or do you need a magnifine glass or string to find it? Try naming it...it may come when called! LOL
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| 3/3/2009 1:46:23 PM |
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ge0ge0
Tallahassee, FL
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We try to identify that which rules our lives... Mine is "Spike" BTW
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| 3/3/2009 2:03:13 PM |
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gr8ful2b
Henderson, NV
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<---DOESN'T CLASSIFY APPENDAGES AS PETS
It's like a pet and it's in your pocket....or do you need a magnifine glass or string to find it? Try naming it...it may come when called! LOL
Wow... 57? It's not a pet, nor is it in my pocket, the word is magnifying and not magnifine, and trust me, you would know it was in your presence beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Oh, and you would tie a string to it in hopes that it would return to you for another high hard one my love.
Sorry if I disagree insofar as to think c*ck-naming is juvenile... I'll bet you call your tits something clever like "The Girls" or something like that.
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| 3/3/2009 3:53:07 PM |
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bouquet
Temecula, CA
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I've named my guys third leg , but I can't remember what it is - but thats o.k. cause it always comes anyways .
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| 3/3/2009 5:54:20 PM |
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lookingforbaby
Smithton, PA
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i dont have a name for mine, should i? i didnt know i had to name it, oh well as usual,im not in the loop
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| 3/3/2009 6:09:08 PM |
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countrysweet677
Waverly, NY
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i always wondered that myself its a shame when you finally meet "little bob"
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| 3/3/2009 6:09:48 PM |
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montel4u
Wheaton, IL
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I do not have a name for mine!!
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| 3/3/2009 6:11:43 PM |
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leftyl8
Waverly, NY
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my "sarge" stands at attention whenever hes called upon.
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| 3/3/2009 6:56:24 PM |
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funtoday4us
Mentor, OH
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If you spent as much time with our penises as we do...you would name them too!
I got the name for mine after watching the movie(Herbie the love bug, rides again)
so now I call the big guy (Herbie)...My best friend named his (Fred) so when we were in our teens and early 20's when we were gonna go out and have sex with some girls our code was...(we gotta take Herbie and Fred over to the cheerleaders house) tonight.
Then we didn't have to come out and state the obvious in front of the wrong people!
wish I had one to spend time with ~
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| 3/3/2009 7:00:25 PM |
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johnnywad75
Harrod, OH
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wish I had one to spend time with ~
wish i had a woman to spend it with
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| 3/3/2009 7:00:45 PM |
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1kidrockfan
Durham, NC
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i dont have a name for mine, should i? i didnt know i had to name it, oh well as usual,im not in the loop
...LMFAO at this thread
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| 3/3/2009 7:41:03 PM |
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spicechannel
Eugene, OR
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I want to start a discussion called "Do you ever think about masturbating nuns?", but this forum is for serious discussions only.
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| 3/3/2009 7:48:10 PM |
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countrysweet677
Waverly, NY
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my "sarge" stands at attention whenever hes called upon.
attenhut!
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| 3/3/2009 8:12:45 PM |
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baz0987
Maple Shade, NJ
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Dont have a name for mine.
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| 3/3/2009 8:47:13 PM |
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leodizdren
Newark, NJ
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i don't know because I spend time with my children and I wasn't going to say my c*ck is hard the kids gotta go to bed in front of them.
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| 3/3/2009 8:53:52 PM |
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nicholas78
Farmingdale, NY
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i never named my d*ck nor will i ever...if i talk about my penis i say my c*ck or my d*ck..that's about it....and reading some girls responces what do u call ur tits or ur p*ssy...just about every girl i know has a name for one or both area's of there body...so please give us a chuckle and let us know ur names
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| 3/3/2009 10:16:12 PM |
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bry11ca
Irving, TX
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I like to know who I'm waking up with. 
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| 3/3/2009 11:05:28 PM |
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key_element
Houston, TX
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Even though I've never name my penis  , It always had a name  , but the names come from you girls . Plus I really don't think he's good with name , He just happens to respond to all sexy voices.
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| 3/3/2009 11:16:24 PM |
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eimi
Jacksonville, FL
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I want to start a discussion called "Do you ever think about masturbating nuns?", but this forum is for serious discussions only.
dude that was too far...man sick!! If you knew sister Mary that would just make her cry.
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| 3/4/2009 5:46:34 AM |
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sammael
Colorado Springs, CO
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I want to start a discussion called "Do you ever think about masturbating nuns?", but this forum is for serious discussions only.
I think I saw that movie . Gave a whole new meaning to Roman Cathelic . Who woulda thought that nuns had THOSE kinda toys .
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| 3/4/2009 9:51:06 AM |
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jdhellfire
Denton, TX
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Because it's tradition... and because we can...
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| 3/4/2009 9:55:19 AM |
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waterpoloplaya
Palatine, IL
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for the same reason women name their tits.
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| 3/4/2009 1:48:20 PM |
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beverduster
La Feria, TX
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its a status thing
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| 3/4/2009 3:25:49 PM |
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kinkycapitalist
Atlanta, GA
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| 3/4/2009 5:51:16 PM |
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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
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Elvis called his "Little Elvis".
Thank you. Thank you very much.
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| 3/4/2009 7:59:13 PM |
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guitar_riffman
Hicksville, NY
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Don't have a name for mine.
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| 3/4/2009 10:33:33 PM |
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laceylady416
Lanoka Harbor, NJ
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GOOD ONE KINKYCAPITALIST!!!!!!!! 
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| 3/5/2009 12:37:26 PM |
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kinkycapitalist
Atlanta, GA
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Because it would bed suspicious for them to name someone else's penis?
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| 3/5/2009 12:54:24 PM |
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tjer1l
Jacksonville Beach, FL
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because their penis is their best friend?
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| 3/5/2009 1:45:48 PM |
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greendragon357
Rockford, IL
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 never named mine never saw the need for it 
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| 3/5/2009 3:56:14 PM |
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mike123asd
Wallington, NJ
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lol
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| 3/5/2009 7:50:15 PM |
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funtruckerman
Petal, MS
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Mine had to apply for it's own zipcode
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| 3/5/2009 9:09:15 PM |
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shiloh1968
Altoona, PA
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.....I named my ex's...."Wee Willy Winky....the One Eyed Wonder Worm".........but I do give him credit....he did know how to use it...
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| 3/6/2009 3:54:37 AM |
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chef_kuhn
Wilkinson, IN
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I've never named my penis, other people have tried naming it but I just don't see the point, as long as the woman is being satisfied then thats all that matters
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| 3/6/2009 6:47:22 AM |
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nibblediver
Monticello, MN
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Was just wondering why all men have a pet name for the penis?
All men don't have a name for their penis.
Why are so many women out there, especially those over 20... Who are hell-bent on generalizing that "all men" with a round peg fit into a square hole?
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| 3/6/2009 8:47:37 AM |
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laceylady416
Lanoka Harbor, NJ
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All men don't have a name for their penis.
Why are so many women out there, especially those over 20... Who are hell-bent on generalizing that "all men" with a round peg fit into a square hole?
Nibblediver....if you are trying to put your round peg in a square hole you have the wrong hole! LOL!!!! 
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| 3/6/2009 10:15:21 AM |
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nibblediver
Monticello, MN
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I'm not the one saying all men name their penis.
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| 3/6/2009 10:15:22 AM |
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writerlefty
Simi Valley, CA
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Nope, never saw the need.
My penis pretty much knows who it is. At least, that's what it told its
analyst (c'mon, this IS L.A.).
Hey, to quote Shakespeare, "What's in a name?"
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| 3/7/2009 10:21:37 AM |
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northstars66
Denton, TX
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i have never had a girl name my penis and if she did i would think she is crazy. most guys would name there penis because i guess it helps them feel more masculan in bed when they are giving it to their partner.
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| 3/9/2009 12:06:55 PM |
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ge0ge0
Tallahassee, FL
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A cool gal would say, "That's so sweet". An Awesome chick would say, "I think we should schedule a play date for (penis name) and (vagina name)."
Think about it...
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| 3/9/2009 1:16:31 PM |
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rebelcountryman
Mansfield, MA
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I have never named mine, and nor had a woman ever name it either... It knows when to work and when not to. Its called CONTROL.
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| 3/9/2009 9:15:53 PM |
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clownkilla
Sarasota, FL
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I call my d*ck "LIL LIBRA"!Your my penis is fun to play with clown.
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| 3/10/2009 2:28:56 AM |
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orenji
Pensacola, FL
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WEll actually funny story about that is, I wasn't the one who named mine, my EX of 3 years did. Thus Thor is the name that stands.
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