| 1/14/2007 12:12:13 PM |
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traumadez
Redlands, CA
age: 44
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See Sin...That's when the girl needs some fake ones!!!! lol
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| 1/14/2007 3:06:57 PM |
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bigchiefwahoo
Oakville, ON
age: 39
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As long as they don't look insane...what ever makes the 'owner' happy. Although fakes look great you know that they are not real, and do not feel the same nor act the same...bottom line....whatever.
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| 1/15/2007 3:49:46 AM |
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gawd
Appleton, WI
age: 53
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Duracel for the energizer bunny....LOL
Question? Can women with fake boobs nurse if they have a baby? hmmmm
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| 1/15/2007 5:21:37 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 40
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yes they can! ... It's called formula...  them kids are screwd  real nipple no milk....fake nipple, fake milk..poor kids
[Edited 1/15/2007 6:28:20 AM]
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| 1/15/2007 7:05:54 AM |
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krazz
Whittier, CA
age: 54
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OKAY, back on topic!
I am going to change my response here....
I prefer FAKE, but ONLY when I am flying over water..... 
hehehehe
Krazz
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| 1/15/2007 8:05:56 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 40
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Krazz.....Why get into a sinking boat huh?......
The wife complains to her husband that her boobs are to small and wants to get a boob job!
Husband replies "Honey, where we gonna get the money for that???" "You know we are strapped for money with the new house, and new pool. Do you think money grows on trees???"
Wife says, "but honey, It will make YOU real happy and help me with my self esteem!!! Don't you want to have a pretty woman with LARGE breasts on your arm when we go out not to mention the joys of playing with them??"
Husband, "Well yes honey I would like that. But we REALLY can't afford it!" " Tell you what hon, how about if I help you."
Wife, "Okay sweety, what do you have in mind??"
Husband, " How about if I take some tissue paper and rub it on each breast everyday for about a year. That ought to do it!"
Wife: "HOW THE HELL WILL THAT HELP THEM GROW?????"
Husband: "I’m not sure honey, but it certainly worked for your butt!!!"
[Edited 1/15/2007 2:38:23 PM]
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| 1/17/2007 10:01:16 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 40
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A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her
right breast hanging out. A cop was approaching from about a block
away, thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks
like that woman is hanging out of her blouse." But, as he got
closer, it became apparent that she really was hanging out.
When the officer got face to face with the woman, he said,
"Miss, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why, officer?" the woman asked.
"Well," said the officer, "Your right breast is hanging out of
your blouse."
The woman quickly looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my goodness!
I left the baby on the bus!"
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| 1/17/2007 11:36:33 AM |
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sassy906
Coraopolis, PA
age: 49
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Sin you crack me up
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| 1/17/2007 5:08:11 PM |
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strongslowhand
Washington, DC
age: 46
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I guess it's really not proper to say both? Like fake for the wife, but at the same time, real on the girlfriend?
[Edited 1/17/2007 5:09:13 PM]
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| 1/17/2007 10:00:34 PM |
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traumadez
Redlands, CA
age: 44
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Slow...that wasn't nice...your girlfriend is supposed to be your wife!!! lol
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| 1/19/2007 11:48:29 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 40
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A teenage girl goes to the doctor. He places a stethoscope against
her chest and says, "Big breaths."
She answers, "Yeth, thir, and I'm only thixteen."
A man stopped by a diner at noon, the busiest time of the day, sat
down at the counter and asked for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who
was very busy, gave him his coffee and rushed off to help the numerous
customers having lunch at the diner. The man, who uses both creamer
and sugar in his coffee, noticed that the container was empty. As the
waitress rushed by, he asked her to bring him cream and sugar for his
coffee. The waitress, busier than she can ever remember it being
before,
rushed to the back to pick up more orders. As she passed the cabinet
where the extra sugar and creams were kept, she set her plates down
and
put sugar cubes and creamer packets in her bosom because both of her
hands were full.
After she has served the plates she was holding, she returned to the
man and asked him, "How many sugar cubes did you want in your coffee?"
The man replied, "Two's fine."
She reached into her bra, pulled out two sugar cubes and dropped
them into his cup.
"And cream?" she asked.
The man looked at her, squarely in the eye and said, "You wouldn't
dare!?!"
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| 1/20/2007 1:12:45 AM |
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ol_hillbilly
Lowry City, MO
age: 47
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Sin, I told that first one onna Doc in the ER one night. Everone hadda good chuckle outta it.
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| 1/20/2007 4:42:03 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 40
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its got Big Breaths written all over it....LOL i bet they did...
[Edited 1/20/2007 3:15:56 PM]
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| 1/20/2007 12:18:59 PM |
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gawd
Appleton, WI
age: 53
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When my ex married #3 he told the kids she had big brains..That shows you his brains are in his pants, and they arent very big LOL
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| 1/20/2007 6:02:06 PM |
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krazz
Whittier, CA
age: 54
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A bit "judgemental" perhaps??? Oh but wait, you picked him.... I see.....
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