| 4/20/2007 6:46:53 PM |
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jojo05101
Brattleboro, VT
age: 41
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is that naughty inch worm after the blind mice?
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| 4/20/2007 6:52:51 PM |
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taita25
Bronx, NY
age: 38
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Not many people here, I don't care. MOJO, I mean, JOJO, did you know that Queenofhearts told Elvis, "if you bend your knees more, makes a greater thrust"... She inspired Teady Bear, but she really preferred a less hairy man........
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| 4/20/2007 6:53:52 PM |
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jojo05101
Brattleboro, VT
age: 41
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One of these days my mojo will really be working, then you'll see...LOL!!
I see Califgirl is out and about too... I'm working on another one...almost done. *GRIN*
..and I didn't know that about Queen of Hearts; we haven't really met yet. Nice to meet you Queen of Hearts. 
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| 4/20/2007 6:55:01 PM |
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taita25
Bronx, NY
age: 38
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Metric system, or maybe he said, "pinch my worm"......Do margarita's come in so many colors???
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| 4/20/2007 6:56:28 PM |
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jojo05101
Brattleboro, VT
age: 41
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margarita's? colors? only when you put your rose colored glasses on 
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| 4/20/2007 7:02:20 PM |
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jojo05101
Brattleboro, VT
age: 41
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one two come on to you
three four you're in the door
five six get your licks
"seven eight lay me straight"
(seven eight is the actual wording from the nursery rhyme...LOL)
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| 4/20/2007 7:07:45 PM |
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taita25
Bronx, NY
age: 38
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So, it's girls night out..........LOVING IT!!!!
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, call her pumpkin, the sex is sweeter!!!!
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| 4/20/2007 7:56:51 PM |
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shellback069
Gainesville, TX
age: 33
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" Mary, Mary quite contrary
trim that p*ssy it's so damn hairy!"
little boy blew
he needed the money!
jack and jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
jill came down with $2.50
courtesy of Andrew Dice Clay
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| 4/20/2007 8:02:06 PM |
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taita25
Bronx, NY
age: 38
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LOL, be careful with the language. There are ways to replace them. Don't want to get in trouble, sexy, but not profane.
Little boy blue, "Im sorry, I'm not in the mood"..........
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| 4/20/2007 10:02:27 PM |
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wolfy9459
Dayton, OH
age: 45 online now!
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Little boy blue.
Where are you?
Under the hay stack with little Bo peep.
and that why she lost her sheep.
Kenny
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| 4/21/2007 12:53:57 AM |
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queenofhearts61
Seymour, IN
age: 61
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Hi JOJO nice to meet you and you would be surprised what us old girls have done in our time and you might be surprised at what we can do now. Who said that?
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| 4/21/2007 1:37:07 AM |
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stillfrisky
Joure
Netherlands
age: 62
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Jack be nimble
but not too quick
no need to jump
just bring your d***
Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns!
bring them on over here and
we'll have us some fun!
Old Miss Hubbard went to the cupboard
to give her dog a bone
when she bent over rover took over
and gave her a bone of her own
Roll, roll, roll a joint,
take a sip of wine.
Take a toke,
Hold the smoke,
and blow your silly mind.
She offered her honor
I honored her offer
and all night long
I was on her and off her...
A TISKET A TASKET
A CONDUM OR A CASKET!!!
Roll, roll, roll your joint,
Twist it at the end!
Take a puff,
That's enough!
Now pass it to a friend
[Edited 4/21/2007 2:10:16 AM]
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| 4/21/2007 4:41:46 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 40
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LOL that was funny Frisky!
Tommy Taylor tickled Tilly Toiler
until her twat twiched twice.
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb #$%!"
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
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| 4/21/2007 11:52:44 AM |
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stillfrisky
Joure
Netherlands
age: 62
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right back at ya Sin also funny! LOl
These are amazing and really make ya think.
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| 4/21/2007 1:10:03 PM |
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queenofhearts61
Seymour, IN
age: 61
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Confucius says:
Panties not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone
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