Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)

4/21/2007 2:40:56 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
taita25 Bronx, NY age: 38	Wolfy, I saw little Bo peep, she told me Lil boy blue never came back with her sheep. (ICK) Sinful, LOL, you're hysterical. Tell me, is laughing the new foreplay??? Frisky, You sound like you cheered up a few cheerleaders with those rhymes. Got any more??
4/21/2007 2:44:14 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
taita25 Bronx, NY age: 38	Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All "these" king horsemen and "these" king's men wish Humpty would fall more often, to meet more of them
4/21/2007 2:47:05 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
aproudparent Milford, OH age: 47	Roses are red violets are blue the shorter the dress the better the view.
4/21/2007 2:47:51 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
taita25 Bronx, NY age: 38	10 little indians sleeping on a bed, one fell down and hurt his head. He went to the Doctor and the Doctor said, "I know, that's why I don't do orgies!"
4/21/2007 3:01:46 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
sinfulcharming Fort Wayne, IN age: 40	Taita, Laughing has always been my foreplay John said, "My knowledge of sex does not suck, "And I've researched the best things to FiretrUCK. "Sheep are too easy, "And chickens are greasy. "Yes, the best FiretrUCK of all is a duck!" There once was a hooker named Sue, Who filled her vagina with glue. When they paid to get in, She said with a grin, You must pay to get out of it too! There once was a woman named Monica. Bill met her on the first day of Hannukah. She wore a beret, And didn't have much to say. But man, could she play the harmonica! The President swore to the sky He'd never asked someone to lie. But the chance was then missed, To request that he list, Positions he'd told them to try. There once was a young man named Bruno, who said, "FiretrUCKing is one thing I do know. "Sheep are just fine, "And women devine, "But, llamas are numero uno!" There once was a fellow named Dave, Who kept a dead whre in a cave. I have to admit, She smelled like shit, But, think of the money he saved! There was a fellow named Frick, Who performed an incredible trick. With careful gyrations, To standing ovations, He'd balance himself on his dck! There once was a talented terrier, Who liked to bite girls in the derrierre. With a yip and a yap, He'd snip and he'd snap, And the fairer the derrierre the merrier!
4/21/2007 3:22:08 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
unboltedflame Eufaula, AL age: 31	Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner, f**** this cutie pie, stuck in his thumb, made the b** cum, and said hell of a nigga am I.
4/21/2007 3:39:56 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
jeannies10 Diamond Bar, CA age: 56	Sin: Your jokes are absolutely hysterical. Very little makes me laugh and these did. Wish I knew how to copy them to My Documents???............maybe the old fashioned way with pen and paper. Thanks for the laugh, Always, Jean To clarify, this comment is referring to the 4-21-07 4:41 a.m. set of jokes: specifically [Edited 4/21/2007 3:53:08 PM]
4/21/2007 3:43:32 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
jeannies10 Diamond Bar, CA age: 56	Confucius says: Panties not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone ........................ Queen: Now those are "classy" funny also. From one "Baby Boomer" to the other, Jean
4/21/2007 4:39:58 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
queenofhearts61 Seymour, IN age: 61 online now!	Thank you Jean glad to have you in our boomers club.
4/22/2007 4:34:05 AM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
sinfulcharming Fort Wayne, IN age: 40	Hump me Dump me sitting an a wall Hump me dump me while I crawl all the king's horses, and all the king's men are watching through the window while you hump me and dump me over and over again!
4/22/2007 4:10:18 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
taita25 Bronx, NY age: 38	Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Sinfulcharming has a most attractive wit
4/22/2007 4:38:39 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
busarider Florence, AL age: 29	There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgious women. Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream. The black guy goes in a comes out and the women is laughing, and then the white guys goes in, well after he comes out she is laughing even harder. The chinese guy goes in and a after a few minutes she is screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the other two guys said how did you do that, and the chinese guy goes "Me chinese, me play trick, me put hot sauce on my *ick!" Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fluck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff Okay, already that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag And what's your revenge, your on the rag.
4/22/2007 4:40:37 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
aproudparent Milford, OH age: 47	fe fi fo fumb taita25 is not dumb...
4/22/2007 4:42:08 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
busarider Florence, AL age: 29	Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.
4/22/2007 5:19:00 PM	Adult Nursery Rhymes (must be sexually experienced to view!!!)
mom1st York, SC age: 30	This is a really old one that I remember from when I was a teenager, so you all may know it. Its not actually for this time of year, but here it is anyways. Twas the night b/f Christmas, and all thru the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, Moms at the whre house and dads smokin grass, I just settled down 4 a nice piece of ss, When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, So I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter, Then to my surprise I saw a big dck, I knew in a momment it must be St. Nick, He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a momment that fker had fell, He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dck for my brother the q***r, He went up the chimney with a thunderous fart, The SOB blew the chimney apart, He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight, Merry christmas to you all and have a hell of a night.

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