| 12/18/2006 10:10:28 AM |
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imagoodguy
Talkeetna, AK
age: 26
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i think sex has gained to much importance in this day in age and it has lost its intamacy if you remain a virgin past 20 your a freak but if you have sex at 14 your normal i wish it was switched sex is important we all think about it everyday dont we? therefore it must be important but it can still be special profound even a religous expierance if you have sex with one you love i hate to sound like a prude but i think we should only have sex with those we love not have sex just for the simple pleasure of getting off thats what masturbation is for 
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| 12/18/2006 11:15:02 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 40
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Before you put too much effort into sex, you have to know the 5 kinds of sex there are and then make up your mind which kind has the most emphasis.
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
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| 12/18/2006 2:16:46 PM |
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hamandbeans
Reading, MI
age: 42
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How true that is.
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| 12/18/2006 3:52:50 PM |
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unslightlynorml
Seaside, OR
age: 42
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Wanna get married and divorced over and over until we climax Sin? LOL
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| 12/18/2006 4:11:57 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 40
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I don't have to do it overe and over to climax ......... I just sniff pepper
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes and then starts screaming with extasy and pleasure.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again, and again screams as if he had just had the best sexual intercourse of his life. The woman is about to go nuts.
A few more minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again, and again is fully aroused.
The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've acted as if youv'e had great sex! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"
The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The woman, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"
The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."
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| 12/18/2006 4:22:04 PM |
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traumadez
Redlands, CA
age: 44
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Hey Kat do you have any pepper?????????
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| 12/18/2006 6:49:57 PM |
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skydaddy
Covington, LA
age: 72
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[I don't have to do it overe and over to climax ......... I just sniff pepper]
I heard the same joke where it was the woman who was screaming in ecstacy every time she sneezed. Either way its funny. I wonder if red pepper would work?
I guess that would save wear & tear on old 5 fingers Mary or Rosy, or whatever its name is.
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| 12/18/2006 7:13:38 PM |
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unslightlynorml
Seaside, OR
age: 42
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hehehe Nope, sorry Dez...fresh out...besides I already asked the guy to marry me and he said he preferred pepper. so why should I do him any favors, eh? LOL
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| 12/19/2006 12:03:34 AM |
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ol_hillbilly
Lowry City, MO
age: 47
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Seems like I remember reading a few years ago, bout an antidepressant that had (among other things) a side effect that caused one to orgasm when they "yawned". It wasnt approved here in the states but you could get it in Canada or Europe. Cant remember the name. Tho I did read about it in two different publications.
Always thought that'd sure be handy to drop in some "hooty-snooty's" coffee. lol
Mite getta different outlook on life.
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| 12/19/2006 5:58:06 AM |
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skydaddy
Covington, LA
age: 72
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Hey Hill, I remember reading about that too. I bet the International Sisterhood of Streetwalkers Union made them take it off the market.
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| 12/19/2006 6:41:31 AM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 40
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you can only sniff pepper, it don't have no cuddlebumps
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| 12/19/2006 6:47:35 AM |
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gawd
Appleton, WI
age: 53
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I need some pepper quick!
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| 12/19/2006 7:46:05 PM |
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tami5507
Summersville, WV
age: 43
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Gosh if I had an orgasm everytime I yawned, I would be bored or sleepy all the time.lol
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| 12/19/2006 7:57:12 PM |
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perfectwoman
Fresno, CA
age: 38
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I sneeze each time I eat peppermints or other kinds of mints...great orgasms..lol
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| 12/20/2006 8:58:04 AM |
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strongslowhand
Washington, DC
age: 46
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Hmm, I don't know about the pepper thing, but I'm damn sure of what can happen if she sneezes or coughs while being in the middle of it. Hmm, note to self, pepper on the bedstand, from now on. Oh, yeah, and remove the pepper spray from her purse, when she's not lookin! So many things to keep straight getting back into the dating scene, again.
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