| 1/13/2008 6:41:18 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 41
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If only women could understand what we mean life would be so much easier, if .....only
SIMPLE RULES A GUY WISHES WOMEN KNEW!!!
I'M GOING FISHING"
Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY", OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F. Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
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| 1/13/2008 7:30:09 PM |
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sapphire18
Somerset, PA
age: 21
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wow-that does sound right-lol
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| 1/13/2008 7:34:26 PM |
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dreambuilder07
Gaithersburg, MD
age: 48
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I had a client once with two sons and a husband with her as the only female in the house. She described all men as not being able to find anything outside their sphere of influence. She then went on to define the sphere of influence as that space around a man measured by the length of his ............ shall we say manliness
She was pretty close to right
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| 1/13/2008 7:39:26 PM |
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tamieleeann
Westville, OK
age: 36
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Oh this could have saved my past relationships, thanks for giving to me too late!!!!
Just kidding it is true we don't speak the same language do we.
Tamie
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| 1/13/2008 7:55:54 PM |
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sweetpea40
Mexico, MO
age: 40
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Trust me.....some of us do know..... .....but we love you guys anyway.
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| 1/14/2008 12:47:04 AM |
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cassinigirl
Albuquerque, NM
age: 49
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Thanks for the laugh, sinful. I recognized each one of them. I'm glad to know men admit to them.
Now please put together a similar translation list for what women say. What should be included? Things like 'If you don't know I'm not going to tell you," "I just want to cuddle," "Does this dress make me look fat," "Don't you think she's pretty," "I have nothing to wear," "I need new shoes," ....?
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| 1/14/2008 5:32:26 PM |
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chopperbabe
Selah, WA
age: 46
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| 1/14/2008 5:43:53 PM |
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passionplay1975
Arlington, TX
age: 32
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RIGHT ON!!!!
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| 1/14/2008 6:05:09 PM |
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garnetlady
Cincinnati, OH
age: 48
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Thats it?! You mean I've understood men all along. I thought you guys were more complicated than that. j/k
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| 1/14/2008 6:26:19 PM |
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dragan
Clinton Township, MI
age: 38
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We are, we just like to make it seem like we are simple. I just can't believe he broke man rule #1
These rules are not ment to be shared. Damn, I think we are going to have to kick him out of the man club now..
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| 1/14/2008 6:34:37 PM |
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garnetlady
Cincinnati, OH
age: 48
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Thats too funny dragan
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| 1/14/2008 6:38:38 PM |
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reenie4
Milwaukee, WI
age: 50
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 Thanks for the giggle!
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| 1/14/2008 6:41:06 PM |
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lorlie
Eugene, OR
age: 51
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Thanks for the reminder
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| 1/14/2008 6:42:42 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 41
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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance").
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad).
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon).
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing).
6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building).
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you).
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you).
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you).
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)...
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing).
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| 1/14/2008 6:45:10 PM |
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reenie4
Milwaukee, WI
age: 50
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