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rocknrolllvr448
Springfield, MO
age: 47
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Sinful, That's too funny.
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| 1/14/2008 7:28:43 PM |
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insatiable80
Pensacola, FL
age: 27
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Sin, you made me smile from ear to ear. That is so true, but yet funny!
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| 1/14/2008 11:05:39 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 41
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Always a pleasure 
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| 1/14/2008 11:10:04 PM |
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italianlady05
Omaha, NE
age: 53
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good ones, sinful!
Another one is to answer with "that's nice" when you really are saying F*CK YOU..comes from a joke..and I've used it a few times...
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| 1/14/2008 11:16:53 PM |
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kegleaves
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 29
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Yep I didnt learn anything new....
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| 1/14/2008 11:17:22 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 41
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Women's Compact Instruction Book! (Oh I am on a roll people) 
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in nappies.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
So many men so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
If they put a man on the moon they should be able to put them all there.
Tell him you're not his type you have a pulse.
Never let your man's mind wander it's too little to be let out alone.
The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance or buy drinks. (Personally I think the dancing is debatable on most men).
Never sleep with a man who's named his willy.
Go for younger men. You might as well they never mature anyway.
A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
Men are all the same they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital.
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.
If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'oh alright, I'll stay the night".
Women sleep with men, who if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.
If he asks you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.
Sadly, all men are created equal.
When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar".
The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of a 'former boyfriend".
There are two significant influences in a man's life and they are both his mother.
There are a lot of words that you can use to describe strong, caring, loving they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
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| 1/14/2008 11:20:52 PM |
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italianlady05
Omaha, NE
age: 53
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Sinful, you certainly ARE rolling tonight..some pretty funny ones there!
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| 1/14/2008 11:21:00 PM |
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outlawdcowboy69
Hamilton, IL
age: 33
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simple - why do you have to give away all our secrets like that man.. now we'll never get to watch the game in peace..
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| 1/14/2008 11:45:12 PM |
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kegleaves
Mount Juliet, TN
age: 29
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those were secrets?
Damn someone else leaked them too then
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| 1/14/2008 11:48:18 PM |
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jmr44
Zion, IL
age: 44
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Dammit, know they all know. 
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| 1/15/2008 12:44:19 AM |
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cassinigirl
Albuquerque, NM
age: 49
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Sinful - you are too adorable.
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| 1/15/2008 2:22:40 AM |
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heatseeker4u
Indianapolis, IN
age: 37
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Very funny sinful and oddly charming lol
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| 1/15/2008 5:23:17 AM |
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donna63
Ringgold, GA
age: 44
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Sinful you are on a roll This is too funny but now that you are giving us women a mans insite could you answer a question I hear from so many women. The sad thing is I've never got to have this complaint.
Why do men not understand that if a woman takes the time to get all dressed up, put a face on and agree to sit home or go out to the place of a man's choice on New Years she wants to have sex an the very least a kiss at midnight.
I know I spoke to at least 5 women this year that complained that the man they were spending the evening with was busy watching something on TV and not paying them attention.
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| 1/15/2008 5:26:38 AM |
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smb123
Victoria
Australia
age: 38
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Oh, sorry.
I thought that was what the book " Men are from Mars and women are from Venus" was all about.
S 
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| 1/15/2008 9:02:25 AM |
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bubbadt
Kennedy, NY
age: 65
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Sinful, you should be a write-in vote for president.
The Lady from Australia, If I can get to you,
will you escort me to the Outback?
I would love to see a Kangaroo.
I fought one when I was a teen-ager, well
I didnt fight him, he fought me, beat the
hell outta me with thos bottom feet.
Had boxing gloves on front paws, I had
no idea they didnt use them.
I coulda won $50.00 if I could stay on my feet
for 3 minutes. I got 1 hit in, that damn thing
reared back on his tail and kicked me across
the ring.
Embarased and no $50,00
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