| 1/14/2008 5:41:39 PM |
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cmjanew
Sayre, PA
age: 48
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Just this morning, after putting my coffee in the microwave to warm it up, I was wishing I had a special woman around to make my lunch. As the brown bag fare was being prepped by me, the dinger on the microwave announced the reheated coffee. Because I was busy with the other preperations I did NOT get to the coffee right away. So it dinged again, and still again.
I'm not sure I really do want a special woman around. NAG...NAG...NAG. Just like the dryer when I don't run and get the clothes out right away.
[Edited 1/14/2008 6:02:05 PM]
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| 1/14/2008 6:36:11 PM |
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garnetlady
Cincinnati, OH
age: 48
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Hmmm never thought of it that way.  Guess I don't need a man in my life either.
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| 1/14/2008 6:44:27 PM |
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cmjanew
Sayre, PA
age: 48
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I know____sometimes these inane thoughts just hit me 
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| 1/14/2008 7:05:31 PM |
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silver_rain1011
Springfield, VA
age: 22
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Well as long as you know there are several types of naggers. You just have to know what kind you can deal with.
Marathon Nagger This woman will nag for a longer time, so she'll pace herself, for two or three hours.
Sprint Nagger This woman will nag for a shorter period of time. It's a more intense burst, so she'll get tired much more quickly.
Momentum Whiner This woman will start out with a whine and then slowly pick up momentum, building up to a nag. Then she'll cry. The longer she goes, the more momentum she builds and the less likely she is to stop.
Sunrise Whiner It starts as the sun comes up over the horizon. His eyes begin to open and he hears his first morning whine. Or he's still asleep, and it wakes him like a rooster.
Nightcap Nagger Just as he's falling into a deep REM sleep, she nudges him and reminds him of something he has to do the following day.
The Bushwhacker This nagger employs the element of surprise. She catches him off-guard at any moment of the day. One minute everything is going along fine and then, without warning, she jumps out of the bushes and whacks him.
The Sniper This is the premeditating nagger who will make one cutting remark. It's usually a well-placed shot that delivers a devastating blow. (I am in this category)
~Taken from Sherry Argov's "Why Men Love B*tches"
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| 1/14/2008 7:08:02 PM |
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cjbaker
Decatur, AL
age: 38
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silver... that's a good one
I don't mind naggers.... it's the people that throws stuff at me instead of nagging that gets me...
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| 1/14/2008 7:08:37 PM |
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happen
Lake Junaluska, NC
age: 45
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I like that silver thats cool..........
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| 1/14/2008 7:15:20 PM |
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inticingwitch
Lakeland, FL
age: 49
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Sounds like you need a maid and or a cook, not a special woman. Try the Yellow pages 
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| 1/14/2008 7:22:52 PM |
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sparkyjo
Cheyenne, WY
age: 43
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Good answer inticing...
Why does a special woman need to nag? Men are just as guilty. Why are you here?
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| 1/14/2008 7:47:38 PM |
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seawench1
Maricopa, AZ
age: 55
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cmjanew?? now if you got your coffee ready the night before with the water and the coffee grounds then all you have to do is turn it on as soon as you get up... take your shower, should be done by the time your done then u are able to enjoy your coffee while fixing your brownbag lunch.... now does this constitute nagging lol or does this mean u just need a woman lol
[Edited 1/14/2008 7:48:21 PM]
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| 1/14/2008 8:05:54 PM |
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tinasdream
Katy, TX
age: 31
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i don't wanna hear your nagging.........
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| 1/14/2008 8:35:05 PM |
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ericr64
Mount Pleasant, MI
age: 43
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All you need is one of those drop away trap doors. When she starts in just hit the button and PLOP, she drops into the basement for a time out.
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| 1/14/2008 9:01:05 PM |
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sondra1968
Mackey, IN
age: 40
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NOW THERE'S SOME MORE FUNN SHIT!!!! EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT IT.
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| 1/14/2008 9:08:47 PM |
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ericr64
Mount Pleasant, MI
age: 43
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I could use someone naggin right now to tell me to get my ass to bed. I'll pay tommarow working half asleep.
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| 1/14/2008 9:49:00 PM |
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striker29527
London, KY
age: 45
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DAMN!!!!!!! all of ya are starting to sound like ex-wife #1 and #3
nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, b*tch, gripe, moan and complain!!!!
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| 1/14/2008 11:32:28 PM |
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sinfulcharming
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 41
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I agree Rain...that's some funny shi*t
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