| 9/7/2010 7:40:09 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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sweetkylovin43
Jackson, KY
age: 46
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I just got thru giving my 4yr.old son a bath & i was drying his hair & he said momma do you have a pee pee? He totally caught me off guard of course. I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing & i told him yes i do,but girls don't have pee pee's like boys do. I told him not to ask little girls at school where their pee pees are either lol. It was so cute the way he said it.Im glad we was at home.
So tell your funniest or most embarassing moments.
[Edited 9/7/2010 7:41:26 PM ]
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| 9/7/2010 10:43:16 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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medicjeremy
Rhinelander, WI
age: 32
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My 2 year old son has a rough time saying "blueberry". It comes out as "boobie". Amusing.
Unless you are in a supermarket and he points at the blueberries and says "BOOBIES! BOOBIES!"
... and there is an attractive well endowed blonde woman in between his pointing fingers and the blueberries.
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| 9/8/2010 5:38:24 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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linsieleigh1977
Redding, CA
age: 33
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I was 9 month pregnant and in the mall with my 3 year old son. As we all know we pee constantly during this time of pregnancy. I had to go, so I took him into the ladies room with me. As I did my business my son yells out.... " Momma You got diarrhea"?
I about died.... I could here the other ladies in the bathroom snickering to themseleves. I calmly replied... " No baby, momma has to pee".
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| 9/8/2010 9:57:17 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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lovegratitude
New Bedford, MA
age: 47
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My son was about 4yrs old - he sees 4 people in camo - we were near the airforce base -
3 men 1 woman - so he asks about the woman - I explain that woman can be in the army etc...
He pauses - thinks about it and then says: "Imagine being saved by a woman!"
Talk about the male ego - even at a young age - 
The gentleman sitting next to us - just looked at me - we both smiled 
From the mouths of babes 
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| 9/9/2010 11:40:08 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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blssd2be
Oklahoma City, OK
age: 31
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Bathroom etiquette?
My 2 year old and I were in a restaurant bathroom, and the lady next to us had a rather loud body function. My 2 year old says, "She barted, she should say 'scuseme!" He can't say his f's well, but damned if everyone in the bathroom didn't chuckle, and I'm sure the lady next to us was already embarrassed enough without that comment!
Ahhh, children! You can't go out in public with them, and their cuteness is unequaled!
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| 9/9/2010 6:50:17 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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jenamashea
Richfield, UT
age: 21
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My five year old asked while i was pregnant why is your belly getting bigger and i explained the baby is growing la da da and so for the next three weeks she went around asking anyone larger when they were going to get the baby out of their bellies.
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| 9/9/2010 8:09:36 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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rob2k
Mocksville, NC
age: 36
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My son was 4 or 5 years old and I didn't have a sitter for my softball game, so I had to take him with me. I played 1st base and the umpire says "PLAY BALL!!!!" batter gets up to the plate, the ump says "TIME OUT!!!!" my son had picked a flower from nearby and was bringing it to me saying "heew daddy, I picked you a fwower" I was absolutely mortified, but now it is one of my favorite memories ever.
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| 9/9/2010 8:43:53 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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sweetkylovin43
Jackson, KY
age: 46
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A friend of mine told me one time her son was going thru the potty training stage. So her & her husband & the child went to this real posh fancy resturant & he was sitting at the table coloring & he said in a loud voice. MOMMIE I NEED TO GO POOP. She said she wanted to crawl under the table & people were looking at her cause he kept saying it real loud & she was trying to get him down out of the booster chair & compose herself. Well she said she finally got him to the bathroom & told him not to holler that in the resturant that is was embarassing her & daddy. She forgot his wipes & had to go to the car & get them. She said soon as she walked out the bathroom door he hollered MOMMIE I FINISHED POOPING. She said her husband just put his hands over his ears & she said people were laughing so she had to go get the wipes & she said he hollered that the whole time until she got back. She said her husband ask for doggie bags & they left.
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| 9/13/2010 9:41:02 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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pdforone
Litchfield, OH
age: 59 online now!
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I could read when I was pretty young, my aunt was a librarian and lived upstairs from. Old school, going to downtown Cleveland on the bus and I am reading the ads inside, in a loud voice mom what are hemorrhoids? She sure turned red quick.
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| 9/26/2010 5:07:30 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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fvondran
Spring Hill, FL
age: 36
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Recently my daughter of 9 had a class on drug abuse and what it can do. Apparently they mentioned many forms. So I get a call from school asking me to go to the office. I go into an office with the schools guidance counselor, security cop, and her teacher. Mam do u have any addictions that we should be aware of? Im sitting there thinking, what the hell is going on here. I say no whats this about. Well your daughter has informed us that you have drugs at your home. The look on my face must have been enough to kill someone, lol. Again why is this being asked. Bottom line, my daughter has told her teacher that I do drugs. Well the drugs I do are cigarettes Nicotene is a drug so she told them I do it. HA Ha HA Ha.. I dont know if embarassed is the word.
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| 9/28/2010 9:28:49 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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kingarmor
Cleveland, OH
age: 34 online now!
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I had my 5 year old son with me at the grocery store. We were checking out and he likes to help put the stuff we bought on the conveyor belt at the check out line. Well I happened to pick the line with the good looking check out lady. There were still a few things in the cart that my son was putting on the counter and I was making small talk with the check out lady. My precious son puts the baby powder on the counter and goes "here's the powder for your balls dad." I must have turned several different shades of red in front of this check out lady. She chuckled a bit and finished checking us out. I told my son in the car that you don't say things like that in public. He said "why not at least your balls smell good." What else could I say. I had to stop the discusion and try not to laugh.
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| 9/28/2010 11:29:49 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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linsieleigh1977
Redding, CA
age: 33
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I had my 5 year old son with me at the grocery store. We were checking out and he likes to help put the stuff we bought on the conveyor belt at the check out line. Well I happened to pick the line with the good looking check out lady. There were still a few things in the cart that my son was putting on the counter and I was making small talk with the check out lady. My precious son puts the baby powder on the counter and goes "here's the powder for your balls dad." I must have turned several different shades of red in front of this check out lady. She chuckled a bit and finished checking us out. I told my son in the car that you don't say things like that in public. He said "why not at least your balls smell good." What else could I say. I had to stop the discusion and try not to laugh.
ROFLMAO!!!! OMG! That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. Thanks for the good laugh
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| 9/28/2010 12:17:17 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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kingarmor
Cleveland, OH
age: 34 online now!
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Thanks linsie. I was so embarrassed to say the least.
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| 9/28/2010 12:54:31 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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linsieleigh1977
Redding, CA
age: 33
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Oh I bet you were king... Kids gotta love em
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| 9/30/2010 12:09:27 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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jennybets
Plummer, ID
age: 39
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Just five minutes ago. My 6 and 7 year old daughters got out of school early today and are here at my office. (See how hard I am working right now?) My 2nd grader, who I keep forgetting is an awesome reader, comes up behind me. "Mommy, is that your work?" I lied and told her yes, because I have co-workers outside my office that I didn't want to let know I'm on the dang internet. So I said yes, and she said nice and loud, "So Date hook-up dot com is your work?"
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| 9/30/2010 8:21:47 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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ayemie
Roseville, CA
age: 39 online now!
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Was listening to my 3 year old and my roommates daughter playing together today. Her daughter says, " the cop is here to help get the cat off the roof." My son then responds with "OMG IT'S THE COPS........RUN!"
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| 9/30/2010 11:56:22 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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rainkiss22
Federal Way, WA
age: 22
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Oh my gosh King. Haven't laughed for that long in a while. Thanks for sharing! Hahaha
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| 10/5/2010 2:05:16 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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kingarmor
Cleveland, OH
age: 34 online now!
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Oh my gosh King. Haven't laughed for that long in a while. Thanks for sharing! Hahaha
If only there were a camera on me. I would've loved to see my face when he said that. I just wanted to crawl under the counter and hide. Well I guess the cute check out lady knows I take care of myself and am clean!!
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| 10/6/2010 10:51:28 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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miss_koi
Salt Lake City, UT
age: 42
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Well I have an 11 year old and after watching opra decided we needed 2 have the SEX talk!
So had him corralled in the car on the way 2 get flu shots! So I come up with "how much do u know about sex" his eyes behind his glasses got really big. One of his questions 2 this day makes me laugh, "do u have want 2 have sex with everyone u see?" My answer "well u r becoming a teenager so for u yes, but mom has taste and standards!" When his uncle came by that night he proceed 2 tell uncle randy we had the sex talk. Randy says isn't it better u learn that at home? Jace answers but we were in the car?!!
I'm still waiting for the technical questions?!?
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| 10/7/2010 8:12:47 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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april_the_1_2_c
Richmond, VA
age: 47
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One day I was in the store with my 9yr old who was about 5 at the time. As this lady passed by he said "Hey, she has a wig just like yours"-- I was so shocked I was speachless and the lady looked as if somebody had hit her with a bag of flour. She sped past us leaving a cloud of smoke....
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| 10/8/2010 12:46:41 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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sweetkylovin43
Jackson, KY
age: 46
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That would be embarassing,good one though.
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| 10/12/2010 4:53:41 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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onthatlevl
Marietta, GA
age: 32
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The scene: The church. Just after service in the loud echoing long concrete kitchen area. People are catching up, talking standing around just conversating.
The culprit: My 4yr old son. Just back from a trip to Florida and can't wait to tell everyone that he swam in the ocean.
"We got in the water and the waves were coming. It was so fun. But the water smells funny because there are fish and some people PEE IN IT!.. in it... in it...in it. But I didn't pee in the water. We were far from the bathroom and I really had to go. Daddy told me to pee behind the trash can."
Nice one boy, way to punk out dad in front of a bunch of old church ladies. Good job!
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| 10/13/2010 9:11:43 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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sweetkylovin43
Jackson, KY
age: 46
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Gotta love 4yr olds.
My son is 4 & my mom takes him to sunday school. He was in his classroom & he comes running out into the main part of the church where they were having service & he hollers really loud MAMMAW MAMAW I NEED TO POOP REALLY BAD HURRY GET ME TO THE POTTIE. The people turned around & my mom said you could hear them laughing. She said she wanted to crawl under the seat but she went & got him & took him to the pottie & on the way back in,she said he said shew wee that was a close one.. I was like im so glad i wasn't there.lol
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| 10/14/2010 8:18:33 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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mylove81
Fort Wayne, IN
age: 29
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My great niece asked her mom.........Why are your lips black? My niece told her it was because mommy used to put ink pens in her mouth. LOL!
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| 10/24/2010 4:31:50 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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snoangel08
Mauston, WI
age: 33
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My twins daughters and myself and my parents and grandma were out to eat at a resturant..total silence and my daughters both looked at my mom and said they say mommy making out with her boyfriend..now I know why I'm single they spill the beans on everything.. the other one that comes to my mind is my 7yr old son when I was pregnant and I asked him if he'd like a brother or a sister he said another brother because we're already out numbered..my 5yr old son and I were just looking at snowmobiles and he knows how to say Ski-Doo but he told the man he only rides Scooby Doo's
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| 10/30/2010 12:08:12 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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ayemie
Roseville, CA
age: 39 online now!
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LOL my 3 year old is eating an apple...holds it up to his ear and says..."Answer your phone mommy I am calling you on my Apple Iphone!"
Oh so...I am super short, 4'9". A couple days ago trying to get my 3 year old to take a nap and all I am getting is "but why do I have to take a nap?". So I tell him...its helps kids to grow and get bigger. He looks at me and says, "So you didn't nap much as a kid?"
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| 10/31/2010 1:08:12 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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sweetkylovin43
Jackson, KY
age: 46
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Well i took my son trick or treating last night & my mom called & said before you head out come over i have a special bag for the baby.She calls him her baby, even though he is 4,but that is grandmaws for ya. Anyways, she fixed him a ginormous bag with $20 in it & told me to take him to get a toy after we get done. Big mistake what she did. So first house we stop at,the lady puts in a small bag of candy he hands it back & says i want money. I was like oh dear. I said no Nathan you get candy he said but momma mammaw gave me money so she is supposed to.I thought i would just head over from embarassement.I finally got him to take the candy,but the lady gave him a dollar which made things worse. So when i got in the car i called my mom & told her what happened
She was like uh oh,i just didn't think he would do that. So i told him,now the nexted house we go to don't ask for money just take the candy. I said don't be bumming. He was very frustrated & said well dangit.It's so cute how he says that. Nexted stop,he went to the door & i said now shush it about the money. So he holds out his bag & says My momma told me not to ask you for money so i guess i will have to take the candy dangit.lol
Finally,i got him to stop & he finally forgot about it. Whew.
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| 10/31/2010 3:57:37 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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2cold2know
Warsaw, IN
age: 29
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went to the store one day to buy my daughter new panties and i found a pair that i liked so i picked them up. we went to check out and i put them on the belt and my son said really loud mom why are you buying panties you never wear them. i had to shush him he said well i know they are yours cuz they are thongs and you dont get those for my sister. after we got done i went to see my mom and dad. again my son walked into my parents house and said granny papaw guess what. they both asked what he proceeded to tell them mom bought panties today for herself but she never wears them. i told him to shush and stop it. i was so embarrassed.
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| 10/31/2010 8:20:09 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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tatertot06
Americus, GA
age: 22
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We went our to lunch yesterday with some friends and we where sitting there talking when my child, 3years old, stands up and goes "I got got to poooooo, hurry" I turned so red and then she passed gas and then says "never mind I just had to hoot" Thank gosh my friends have kids too.
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| 11/5/2010 5:24:22 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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officer777
New Smyrna Beach, FL
age: 31
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My 4 year old is very vocal....We were at wal-mart and as always he had to go potty...so we go to the ladies room and he goes in to use the bathroom..there was also another lady in there who apparently was having stomich issues...you could smell and hear it....next thing you here is my son saying..OMG mom I think I am gonna PUKE..her farts really stink!!!
I died laughing then had to rush him out before the lady was done...lol 
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| 11/5/2010 7:02:06 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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justbeingme_67
Thorndike, ME
age: 42
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One day while my son was very young, his father and I had him out shopping. When he needed to use the restroom, his father took him, while I waited in the aisle nearby. As they return, my son starts explaining to me that he his father's "winkie" is bigger than his. As if on queue, another man emerges from the bathroom, and my son points at him and exclaims, "But HIS winkie is bigger than Daddy's!" I don't think my ex ever took him into the bathroom again
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| 11/5/2010 7:35:10 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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2tigerette
Albert Lea, MN
age: 35
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When my daughter was 2, the Daycare she went to had a son 2 months younger than her. My daughter was almost potty trained but the little boy was not. As he was getting his diaper/pull up changed, my daughter proceeded to say 'look Mom he has a big gina!' Thankfully I'm good friends with Mom cause 6 years later we still laugh about it!
When I was meeting my daughter's 3rd grade MALE teacher, we were discussing how good her spelling was as she states 'when my Mom spells S-E-X, I know she's talking bout sex!'
Let's just say we quickly started talking about math!!
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| 11/9/2010 7:13:57 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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linuxuser_123
Las Vegas, NV
age: 39
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My 15 yo daughter was 8 years old at the time. She came out of the bathroom with her leg bleeding. My oldest daughter asked her what happened her leg and she said "I cut it on a bar of soap." Her older brother and sister teased her about that for a few years and even told my youngest son who lives with his father in CA about it. He teased her also.
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| 11/9/2010 11:49:05 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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mrs_absolute
Yonkers, NY
age: 29
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I just got thru giving my 4yr.old son a bath & i was drying his hair & he said momma do you have a pee pee? He totally caught me off guard of course. I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing & i told him yes i do,but girls don't have pee pee's like boys do. I told him not to ask little girls at school where their pee pees are either lol. It was so cute the way he said it.Im glad we was at home.
So tell your funniest or most embarassing moments.
I saw this thread n its funny that u say that cause that Q? Was the first to come in my head, my 4yr old said the same he'll be 5 in dec.
He walked in the bathroom n tried to look into the toilet n I said what r u doing, he said momi where's ur peepee I to exsplained girls dnt hv peepees girls are different, he said so where so u pee frm ur butt?? I couldn't hold it thank god I was already on da toilet ida pissed on myself
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| 11/10/2010 7:01:40 AM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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easydaddy2loveu
Dayton, OH
age: 41
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My son was 9 and my best friend had just passed away. After the wake my friends entire family came over to me place for the evening. I was playing cards with my friends mother and 2 sisters. My son chose that very moment to come up and approach me. Dad can we talk? What ya need little man? I wanna know why it feels so good when I touch it...  So I asked him politely son do we have to talk about this talk now. He was very assertive not rude however and decided it was time for the conversation. I had to excuse myself and my son...
Chuck
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| 11/10/2010 1:25:34 PM |
Children say the most funniest or embarassing questions,Name some |
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sweetkylovin43
Jackson, KY
age: 46
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My son was taking a bath the other night in my bathtub.He likes it cause it is sunken in the floor. I was lying on the bed reading a book,he likes to talk to me while he is in the tub.He said momma i need to talk to you. I said what is it. Now this is how he talks its so cute. He said momma when i touch my pee pee it gets real big,& i was like oh dear not the pee pee talk again ,so i tried not to laugh & i said okay. He said whys it dooes that.Its hard to spell how he talks.I just didn't say nothing & he started to play.I didn't know what to say lol. Then he says momma why dooes it get small when i not touch it.It hides from me.I was like yea does it now. He say yea it dooes.Then he said oh snap its dooesing it again.lol. Then he got aggravated with it & started to fussing with it I had to get up & go in the other room to laugh. Then i told him it was time to get out of the tub. He said wait i found it,mr. pee pee came back & whew im glad he did,he said i got angry with him & he hide on me. I said well im glad you too worked things out. I tell you what kids can sure make ya blush sometimes.
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