2/6/2008 8:58:49 PM |
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origsyn2
Great Falls, MT
age: 47
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Whalemstr and MrSmiles you both make me smile
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2/6/2008 9:02:32 PM |
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whalemstr
Corning, CA
age: 50
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It's our job
well
maybe not a job
but
we
have's
fun
at
it
!!
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2/7/2008 2:20:03 AM |
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mrsmiles4444
Culpeper, VA
age: 51
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it IS a tough job and soene got to kep smiles going. I heard you all thoguth the 40's forum was BOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
got to change that attitude
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2/8/2008 9:13:22 AM |
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happiman
Minneapolis, MN
age: 45
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looseylou
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2/8/2008 1:37:12 PM |
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timberwlf05
Clarksburg, WV
age: 43
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legs legs.. and more legs.. 5'7 u should have no problem finding someone lol...
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2/8/2008 1:38:48 PM |
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lainey285
Belington, WV
age: 43
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I like someone who smiles. I also like a profile that makes me laught or has a sense of humor. I prefer someone who at least writes a paragraph or two.
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2/8/2008 4:04:37 PM |
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whalemstr
Corning, CA
age: 50
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what's
a
paragraph?
dan
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2/8/2008 4:35:21 PM |
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lostnwoods47
Longville, MN
age: 47
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Hmm short guys like long legs ?
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2/8/2008 4:39:15 PM |
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wolf_man
Ada, OK
age: 44
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you dont see very many tall women, where are they at
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2/9/2008 9:05:37 AM |
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wildgypsy
Bellevue, WA
age: 45
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First age (sorry but could never date anyone younger than my oldest kid), then location. If those don't "qualify" no need to read further.
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2/10/2008 8:50:50 AM |
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ok4u2day
Porterville, CA
age: 53
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I read this commnent on craigslist...it gave me an insight of how human nature works online. Hope you can read it. This is what she said about profile....
It took me 40 years and countless responses to postings to finally figure it out - but I have, so watch out guys - I am on to you!!!
1. Guys that post do not want real women. They want size 3 hardbody women from the magazine centerfold. Guys!!! Wake up! Those women are NOT going to read your ad on craigslist. They have enough men slobbering over them, they dont need you.
2. Men want the above mentioned hardbody women when they themselves are "slightly overweight". Guys - reality check here - if your beer gut has caused you to not see your feet in the last decade you are more that "slightly overweight". And why would the above mentioned hardbody want you?
3. If you are married, quit looking for NSA on the internet. Fix your marriage or get divorced. Enough said.
4. "Seeking independent, open minded woman" translates to "seeking a woman that will financially support me and not mind when I cheat on her with other women (or other men)". Independent, open minded women are tired of financially supporting guys that cheat on them. Hence this posting.
5. "Tall, dark and handsome financially secure man seeks real woman that wont play games". So far so good.. EXCEPT: Tall = 5'2, Dark = does not glow in the dark, Handsome = My mom says I am good looking, Financially secure = I work a day or two a week and I can almost afford my own car insurance, Real woman = the above mentioned hardbody, Wont play games = I can do whatever I want and you wont question it but I totally control your life. A real tall dark and handsome man is taken by a woman (or a man) already and is not posting online.
6. NSA wanted. This translates to "I am married and want to cheat on my wife"
7. Many postings state things like "love long walks on the beach" "romantic dinner for two" etc. You really want to impress someone my age? Make these statements: "Love to do dishes" "Love to do laundry" "I have bonded with the lawnmower" or even something simple like "I hate taking out the trash but I will do it consistently, without being nagged, for the right woman".
8. Women over a certain age do not care what kind of car you drive or the sports you like to play. We care about the above mentioned laundry, dishes, and trash. Pay attention! Real life kicks in and it is the small stuff that really matters! BTW - you MUST put the toilet seat down!
9. Any man that is willing to clean the cat box without prompting is MINE! I have never seen a cat box volunteer on any posting anywhere on the internet.
Have I lost you yet? No? Really? You do not see yourself in the above? WOW!
If that is the case, and you are not the above guy, you really want a real woman, you are single and you dont lie, cheat or steal, reply back. I would love to meet you!
For the record, I am 40 years old, 5'8, single, blonde hair, blue eyes, good career, independent, don't play games and I love animals. I am average build (aka "a work in progress"). All around average girl here - not the first invited into bed but never kicked out of one (and always invited back!)
[Edited 2/10/2008 8:56:00 AM]
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2/10/2008 8:57:31 AM |
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loveisarose
Port Richey, FL
age: 50 online now!
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Age and height. Got to love funny, creative profiles next.
[Edited 2/10/2008 8:58:52 AM]
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2/10/2008 7:52:56 PM |
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cutiepiems
Saucier, MS
age: 49
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whether or not they have a good job I do enjoyed being spoiled
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2/10/2008 8:22:58 PM |
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ladybug7495
Cuyahoga Falls, OH
age: 48
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Face. I love eyes that smile, even have a little bit of ornery in them. Then I read...if he makes me laugh, I wanna be his friend.
Height is important...I am 5' 8" and some guys prefer shorter women. Then location...should have checked this earlier...lol...cos it seems there are not too many fellas willing to travel and all of the Ohio men-or most of them-must be on another site!
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2/11/2008 8:40:37 AM |
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wildgypsy
Bellevue, WA
age: 45
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ok4u, no don't exactly agree with all of it (I adamantly refuse to share my house with a litter box under any circumstances, for anyone etc) but that was really funny just the same!
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