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2/21/2008 2:46:52 AM	Little humor on Age
davids07 Princeton, LA age: 51	Good morning and I hope y'all have a great day! Here is a little humor to hopefully start your day off with a smile or a laugh. Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92." Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them." 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is. 10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER : Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away.
2/21/2008 4:20:18 AM	Little humor on Age
bluboy Elsberry, MO age: 57	Morning David, Nice and so very true.. Later , Blu
2/21/2008 4:52:24 AM	Little humor on Age
londen Ingersoll, ON age: 58	Great start to the day. Brenda
2/21/2008 5:07:49 AM	Little humor on Age
huronearth Beulah, MI age: 56 online now!	Thanks, Dave. Funny stuff and great, great advice. Have a good one...
2/21/2008 5:14:59 AM	Little humor on Age
61sunshine North Augusta, SC age: 62	I take every day as a blessing. Hope I do "HIT" 70 and beyond. I think I have good genes! Grandmother and great grandmother lived to their 90's and mom's still perking at 85.
2/21/2008 5:16:51 AM	Little humor on Age
huronearth Beulah, MI age: 56 online now!	Them ain't bad genes, A'TALL!!!
2/21/2008 6:15:03 AM	Little humor on Age
wvpenni Granville, WV age: 56	You got that right Dave. Very good thanks.
2/21/2008 6:24:15 AM	Little humor on Age
dazlinbynature Fort Calhoun, NE age: 51	LOL, so true. My sister-in-law just Hit 70!!!! Wow can't believe it!! Life is precious and it's at that time for me that I am wanting to keep my siblings close to me as they are all older than me. I think she will enjoy this anyway, so I am sending it to her. Thanks for the humor Dave. Daz
2/21/2008 6:37:17 AM	Little humor on Age
wvpenni Granville, WV age: 56	Hi Daz,,Haven't seen you in a long time
2/21/2008 6:45:05 AM	Little humor on Age
dazlinbynature Fort Calhoun, NE age: 51	Good to see you penni - been busy with my DH guy!!
2/21/2008 8:03:42 AM	Little humor on Age
ks52 Corning, CA age: 52	Thanks David. Now this is the kind of stuff to read with your morning coffee.