Weird pick up lines

3/2/2008 2:01:25 PM	Weird pick up lines
lonleychick North Las Vegas, NV 25, joined Dec. 2007	ever heard a pick up line that makes you wanna say ? well here's a few,hope you get a kick out of these .Do you belive in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? .I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me? .Do you have a map? because I keep getting lost in your eyes. .Do you wash your pants with windex? because I can really see myself in them. .Wow, with those curves and me no brakes. .Are those space pants? because your a** is out of this world. Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
3/2/2008 2:11:32 PM	Weird pick up lines
griffens3 Orlando, FL 34, joined Feb. 2008	you know your dress and my floor match ill show you
3/2/2008 2:56:59 PM	Weird pick up lines
lonleychick North Las Vegas, NV 25, joined Dec. 2007
3/2/2008 4:26:31 PM	Weird pick up lines
bamaboy1986 Tuscaloosa, AL 28, joined Feb. 2008	"Your so hot, you make the sun look like an ice cube!" [Edited 3/2/2008 4:26:54 PM ]
3/2/2008 4:59:20 PM	Weird pick up lines
bamaboy1986 Tuscaloosa, AL 28, joined Feb. 2008	Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off! Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! Are you a parking ticket? HER:What? You got fine written all over you. HIM: You look like my third wife. HER: Oh, how many time have you been married? HIM: Twice. If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty. If I could be anything I'd be your tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips. I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. When God made you, he was showing off.
3/2/2008 8:59:02 PM	Weird pick up lines
wherearemybeads Hightstown, NJ 32, joined Jan. 2008	it wasnt really a pick up line but some guy walked up to me and was like bam... your smokin hot...
3/2/2008 9:26:41 PM	Weird pick up lines
superheroscoo Garden City, KS 31, joined Nov. 2007	I remember in high school being paid $10 to walk by some girl I didn't know. It was some smoking hott blonde at a music competition. I snapped my finger, pointed at her with a wink and said "Hey, how 'bout tomorrow NIGHT!" Then I walked away. Yeah, if that's not weird, I don't know what is.
3/2/2008 9:28:42 PM	Weird pick up lines
superheroscoo Garden City, KS 31, joined Nov. 2007	You must be tired, because you have been runnin' through my mind all day long.
3/2/2008 10:05:00 PM	Weird pick up lines
gnomie730 Hellertown, PA 25, joined Jan. 2008	Is your dad a theif?? Because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.
3/2/2008 10:20:12 PM	Weird pick up lines
frenchy77 Holliston, MA 37, joined Feb. 2008	If i had lines i might not be here
3/2/2008 10:26:39 PM	Weird pick up lines
missabbs Clifton, TX 26, joined Dec. 2007	hey what do u want to do to me tonight. and are you thinking about me. fyi both by total strangers lol
3/2/2008 10:31:37 PM	Weird pick up lines
petersens Puyallup, WA 26, joined Dec. 2007	This line is from a musical I'm playing in right now: "I'm new in town and a little lost, could you show me the way to your apartment?"
3/3/2008 1:02:50 PM	Weird pick up lines
lonleychick North Las Vegas, NV 25, joined Dec. 2007	.if it's true that we are what we eat, than I could be you by morning... .the word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word. .if I were you I'd have sex with me. .how about you sit on my lap and we'll discuss the first thing that pops up? .such sweetness and me diabetic. .I hope you know CPR because you take my breathe away! .screw me if I'm wrong,but have we met before?
3/3/2008 2:53:09 PM	Weird pick up lines
mkemelagh Longview, TX 26, joined Nov. 2007	Frenchy is right...as if pick up lines work anyways....WTF...Here is one anyways "Are your clothes ready for take off cuz I'm about to land"
3/3/2008 2:55:19 PM	Weird pick up lines
socal2maineman Apple Valley, CA 25, joined Feb. 2008	bend over and spell i cup how'd you get all that a** in those jeans? him:are you a doctor? her:no why him: i need help, when i look at you my heart skipps a beat.
3/3/2008 6:42:52 PM	Weird pick up lines
bamaboy1986 Tuscaloosa, AL 28, joined Feb. 2008	Not a pick up line actually opposite but when a girl is being really bitc** for no reason tell her, "Wow I really love the way you did your hair! I remember seeing a bird's nest outside earlier that looked just like it!" Of course this only works if she has her hair done up somehow.
3/3/2008 6:50:29 PM	Weird pick up lines
lonleychick North Las Vegas, NV 25, joined Dec. 2007	that's a good one bamaboy1986
3/3/2008 11:34:37 PM	Weird pick up lines
bamaboy1986 Tuscaloosa, AL 28, joined Feb. 2008	Thanks for the props lonelychick! I also like this one with same kind of girl, "That's soo funny!" (HER)"What?" "When you fake laugh like that to try and seem amused by what I say your nose wiggles!" I don't care if a girl is really beautiful or not. Girl acts bitc** and superior to the world I'm not gonna be the guy that sucks up to her bullshi*!!!! Hmm I need to make a "put down lines" thread [Edited 3/3/2008 11:35:21 PM ]
3/4/2008 2:48:23 AM	Weird pick up lines
krystel44 Merritt Island, FL 31, joined Mar. 2008	These are some classics: man, I lost my number, can I have yours? oh girl, does a side of fries come with that shake? What I've learned is the best line is understated, honest, and sincere. For example, this happened to me: It was an "off day" and I was wearing an old pair of jean overalls with two pigtails and my bandana. I walked into the campus library one day and a guy walking out opposite of me stopped and said "hey, I just wanted to stop you and tell you that I think you're really cute, maybe I'll see you around" and he left out the library. I never actually saw him after that but if I had I definitely would have spoke to him. That moment actually left me a little speechless, I thought that was one of the sweetest things that a guy could say, and to this day I remember what he looked like and what he said. Just a little hint to the guys out there.....
3/4/2008 3:07:07 AM	Weird pick up lines
mannygarcia West Palm Beach, FL 39, joined Feb. 2008	heres some lame pick up lines. 1."damn gurl do u know karate,cuzz yo body iz kickin". 2."hey gurl whens the last time u seen a real man besides 2 seconds ago when i introduced myself". 3.hey baby are u from tennesee cuzz u the only ten i see up in here.... 4.hey baby was yo daddy a thief cuzz he dun stole the stars from the sky and pasted in yo eyes gurl. 5.hey gurl hey!!!im lost i need directions to youre house. 6.nice legs ,what time do they open! 7.1+1=2 what do u say we make this an addition thing.
3/4/2008 4:12:21 PM	Weird pick up lines
bradentx1981 Dallas, TX 33, joined May. 2007	I heard these from a stand-up routine: "Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?" "My mom has those same shoes" "Are you really drunk, or is that just a lazy eye?" "Excuse me for interrupting and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much a@@!" "If you think that's impressive, this cold sore is just getting started!" "Hey, do you mind if I stand over here until it's safe back where I farted?" On a serious note and in reality, My personal favorite is "Hi, I'm Braden...." Krystel44, I think thats in line with the one you got. It's honest and not trying to be smooth, or flashy. It's just being real.
3/4/2008 5:33:23 PM	Weird pick up lines
missing_out Newman Grove, NE 33, joined Dec. 2007	A guy told me this today....."I like my coffee like I like you, hot and sweet".
3/4/2008 7:26:30 PM	Weird pick up lines
bradentx1981 Dallas, TX 33, joined May. 2007	they forgot something else about the coffee, it's hot and sweet... with a spoon in it lol
3/4/2008 7:54:02 PM	Weird pick up lines
missing_out Newman Grove, NE 33, joined Dec. 2007	^^^ no comment!!! Not long ago my mechanic said, "I would like to dip my stick and check your oil"....his pick up lines and my sense of humor have made us good friends.
3/5/2008 1:54:48 PM	Weird pick up lines
anitablake North Las Vegas, NV 28, joined Nov. 2007	this from chick to guy: Hey, baby so much six pack and me going to AAA! not pick up line but lame anyway's; Hey girl my friend want's your phone # can I have it? this actually happened to me: Hey, me and my friend were wondering something, how big is your a$$ and can I measure it?
3/5/2008 6:16:11 PM	Weird pick up lines
lonleychick North Las Vegas, NV 25, joined Dec. 2007	.If I told you that you have a beautiful body,would you hold it up against me? .Do you live in a chicken farm? no? well you sure know how to raise c*cks! (actually told to me today by some wierdo) . Dam girl,with all that a$$ in those jeans I gotta stop and think,is there any more room for me?
3/5/2008 6:58:54 PM	Weird pick up lines
missing_out Newman Grove, NE 33, joined Dec. 2007	At least 10 times a day I hear "Hey baby, can I see the other half of that tattoo?" The few guys that have heard (not seen) the USDA PRIME tattoo on my butt, say "can I get a piece of that?" or "can I marinade your meat".
3/6/2008 2:38:45 PM	Weird pick up lines
stichnuts Palatka, FL 27, joined Mar. 2008	this was one my buddy use him.do u have any black in u. her. no why. him. do u want want some
3/7/2008 4:51:49 AM	Weird pick up lines
sushisawesome Troutdale, OR 34, joined Jan. 2008	When your in the forest: ""Let's you and me go behind those rocks and get......bolder"" When it's snowing: ""If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard"" When in a bar and you walk up to an absolute stranger: ""Hey why aren't you asking me for my number and buying me a drink? I know...I know...your afraid I'll seduce you and you'll fall madly in love with me. But that's just something you'll have to get used to...""
3/8/2008 5:55:05 PM	Weird pick up lines
kingdaddy22 Seattle, WA 25, joined Feb. 2008	r u tired cuz you been running in my mind all day
3/8/2008 6:31:15 PM	Weird pick up lines
treecutter Brick, NJ 30, joined Dec. 2007	i like griffins piik up line on the 1st page hahalol
3/8/2008 8:49:14 PM	Weird pick up lines
sharpeye7z Hattiesburg, MS 34, joined Feb. 2008	if u were a booger i pick u first
3/8/2008 10:05:47 PM	Weird pick up lines
jackr86 Glen Arm, MD 28, joined Mar. 2008	One you should never use. Hold up a cloth and say "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
3/11/2008 5:30:58 PM	Weird pick up lines
flygirl7 Montville, OH 34, joined Feb. 2008	here's one... "that shirt is becoming on you, but if i was on you i'd be coming too" how lame~!
3/12/2008 11:04:01 AM	Weird pick up lines
lookin4respect Palm City, FL 26, joined Feb. 2008	I lost my number, can I have yours? You have huge... hair so.. what kinda making out do you like?.. this was the third question the guy asked.. if he was next to me, and not online i would have punched him.. can we be friends with benefits.. i really hate that shit.. its like.. you know.. i like to do stuff.. but why are you asking..? worst one ever.. "Would you have sex with me?" best line ever.. fk no.. leave me alone.. for gods sake.. aholes... god...
3/19/2008 8:42:36 PM	Weird pick up lines
lonleychick North Las Vegas, NV 25, joined Dec. 2007	here's one I herd this morning; ."girl are you a parking tiket? because you have FINE written all over you.
3/19/2008 11:48:35 PM	Weird pick up lines
rrose1989 Oroville, CA 25, joined Mar. 2008	True story... I was at this sandwich shop and I kid you not this guy walked up to me while I was standing in line to order and said "Hey, the fish sandwiches here suck.... can I buy you one?" lamest thing anyone has ever said to me! O.o
3/20/2008 10:28:49 AM	Weird pick up lines
deathbydesign Cambridge, MA 36, joined Jan. 2008	if you were a tear in my eye i would not cry for fear of loosing you.
3/20/2008 11:53:55 AM	Weird pick up lines
stichnuts Palatka, FL 27, joined Mar. 2008	do u have a mirror in ur pants cuz i can see myself
3/21/2008 10:06:59 AM	Weird pick up lines
sweetlady80 Barbourville, KY 34, joined Jan. 2008	Baby you are a doorknob that I wanna turn. Baby you wanna wrestle? We can tangle in my sheets and see who can pin who the fastest. Just to warn you though I can wrestle for hours. This guy came up to me and asked me if I had a 10 to let him use. Hell I didnt have any change on me and told him that I didnt have a 10 to give him. He told me that he had a 10 inch that I could have ALL NIGHT LONG.... I lost my teddy bear can you snuggle all night with me?
3/21/2008 11:38:41 AM	Weird pick up lines
singlear_guy Jacksonville, AR 31, joined Jul. 2007	did you know the word of the days is "legs" lets go home and spread the word.
3/21/2008 2:13:44 PM	Weird pick up lines
pantherinc Redmond, WA 36, joined Mar. 2008	Hello . I am very new ... Are these lines lame or do they actually work ??? or it doesnt matter ... Thanks, Newbie.
3/22/2008 12:52:57 AM	Weird pick up lines
impressivetoys Wells, MN 33, joined Feb. 2008	Approach her and say: Would you happen to have a quarter cause my mom told me to call everytime i saw a beautiful lady.
3/22/2008 11:59:18 PM	Weird pick up lines
anitablake North Las Vegas, NV 28, joined Nov. 2007	not a pick up line but still wierd! "guy in car passing by stretches out the window and yells "AOOWW"
3/30/2008 2:21:07 PM	Weird pick up lines
lonleychick North Las Vegas, NV 25, joined Dec. 2007	here are a few more that I heard this week, .Hon, is your hair on fire,cuz you are smoking hot! .Damn, such sweet buns and me on a diet. .honey are you glue, cuz you got all eyes stuck on you. (here's one I herd this lady say it to some guy) . ooh honey, with all that a@@ who needs a lifejaket!
3/30/2008 4:52:03 PM	Weird pick up lines
dunknownsoldier Ocala, FL 25, joined Mar. 2008	heres a few redneck ones i thought of probably cheesey as hell but hey there original! -hey hot mama i got the hitch if you got the pickup -you know that mini skirt your wearing, fits to damn tight want me to help you take it off ans rejust it for you? -hey babe i got the balls if you bring the beer (in the reference that you would hook up with a ugly chick if you were drunk as hell)
3/31/2008 12:51:48 AM	Weird pick up lines
pokerjeff Johnston, RI 28, joined Mar. 2008	guy: hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: umm, no. guy: well it's enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Jeff.
4/1/2008 2:24:33 PM	Weird pick up lines
hawaiian_ninja Anaheim, CA 29, joined Feb. 2008	Those are nice shoes, you wanna f**k.
4/1/2008 4:40:52 PM	Weird pick up lines
townbizz Los Angeles, CA 36, joined Nov. 2006	YOU SO FINE, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO GO BACK AND SUPER SIZE MY FRIES. [Edited 4/1/2008 4:42:03 PM ]
4/5/2008 6:59:21 PM	Weird pick up lines
adivineebony Brockton, MA 35, joined Apr. 2008	Can I be the milk in you coco puffs?-asked by a white guy LOL
4/5/2008 9:33:28 PM	Weird pick up lines
dangerous_rex Lufkin, TX 31, joined Mar. 2008	my brother has been known to use this one: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together
4/6/2008 8:16:21 PM	Weird pick up lines
lyndasophiadawn Regina, SK 31, joined Mar. 2008
4/12/2008 12:31:41 AM	Weird pick up lines
madmike79 Antioch, CA 35, joined Apr. 2008	You,me and that mattress got miles like forrest gump.
4/12/2008 12:20:40 PM	Weird pick up lines
missing_out Newman Grove, NE 33, joined Dec. 2007	A guy told me yesterday....."Your hands are perfect, I wish I could cut mine off and use yours forever." Made me want to drop everything and get his number.
4/12/2008 3:39:49 PM	Weird pick up lines
evansmom13 Cincinnati, OH 34, joined Apr. 2008	Him:You should be arrested for stealing.. Her: I didn't steal anything Him: Yes you did, you stole my heart..
4/12/2008 3:51:15 PM	Weird pick up lines
evansmom13 Cincinnati, OH 34, joined Apr. 2008	This one is kind of a story.. I just got back from Florida- I had a good tan, but was a little burnt..- It was November and a big group of us met in a parking lot.. this guy I have never met before walked up to me and said my ears are cold, will you warm them up? And then he laid his head on my chest.. the sad part is that he kept on with the pick up lines all night and it actually worked.. what was I thinking??
4/13/2008 12:03:20 AM	Weird pick up lines
lightmeatball Manchester, WA 28, joined Mar. 2008	can i have a pitcher of u? for i can tell santa what i want for christmas.
4/13/2008 12:43:47 AM	Weird pick up lines
ginerick Saint Paul, MN 37, joined Apr. 2008	shake this and get it loose
4/13/2008 3:22:37 AM	Weird pick up lines
slap_dat New South Wales Australia 29, joined Apr. 2008	is your dad a mechanic....coz your a mechine are u relateted to bin laden because i think your the boomb
4/19/2008 10:25:27 AM	Weird pick up lines
lonleychick North Las Vegas, NV 25, joined Dec. 2007	ok here is one that just made me are you related to tony the tiger, cuz gurl you are Grrreat!

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