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4/13/2008 1:22:37 AM	weird pick up lines
slap_dat New South Wales Australia age: 22	is your dad a mechanic....coz your a mechine are u relateted to bin laden because i think your the boomb
4/19/2008 8:25:27 AM	weird pick up lines
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4/19/2008 12:55:17 PM	weird pick up lines
celticangel13 Shepherdsville, KY age: 25	wow pick up lines are so lame, there funny. as long as it's not crude or rude, and can make you laugh, It could still work, it will at least break the ice. here's one I heard at a bar once, it was so wrong. A guy walks up and says" I'm sorry ma'am but your under arrest, I'm gonna have to ask you to come with me." I was like "what,why, what did I do? are you a cop?" (I was so confused) he goes "Indecent exposure is a illegal in this state, and damn if you don't make me want to be indecent and exposed." I just looked at him like "HUH?"
4/19/2008 4:02:51 PM	weird pick up lines
trainrunner007 Harrisonville, MO age: 41	hey i know im not the best looking guy in here but im the only one talking to you
4/21/2008 11:40:40 AM	weird pick up lines
andrew6689 Vacaville, CA age: 19	How bout this one, for the guy who wants to be slapped. I got the F, the C, and the K, all I need is you baby.
4/21/2008 12:18:25 PM	weird pick up lines
carolinasweet Charleston, SC age: 22	First time ever in a bar, with seasoned friends, guys coming up and asking for a dance, or a drink. Anyway, my friends had already told me not to let any guy buy me a drink, because they are wanting to be paid back. Okay, I get it. Anyway, we were having a great time and this cute guy came up to me and asked me could be buy me a drink. But the way he put it, I couldn't turn him down. Loud as he could, he said "You are by FAR, the ugliest woman in this bar, and I just couldn't leave here without buying you a drink."
4/30/2008 9:19:37 AM	weird pick up lines
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5/1/2008 2:24:16 PM	weird pick up lines
caliboynbama Birmingham, AL age: 22	Fck me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me. Note to the women: I don't use that, I'm just throwing it in. LoL
5/1/2008 5:07:50 PM	weird pick up lines
missing_out Farmersville, TX age: 27	The other day while at work, a really old gentleman came up and started talking to me. Out of no where he said "I am glad I got to see you again, if I knew I was going to see you today I would have put my teeth in." I suddenly felt ill and wanted to run the other direction!!
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adalia Twentynine Palms, CA age: 24	nice shoes...wanna f*ck
5/6/2008 4:33:50 PM	weird pick up lines
dphuggs Huntsville, TX age: 23	Heard this from some drunk-ass at a bar, and sadly it was my friend. Well f*ck me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met? I prefer when women try to pick me up. Haha, this one girl fell on me and nearly passed out at this one club/bar.
5/8/2008 8:38:11 PM	weird pick up lines
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5/13/2008 3:05:14 PM	weird pick up lines
mr_turtle Fort Bragg, NC age: 24	Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays? Hey I see you are wearing clothes. I'm wearing clothes. Did you know we have something in common? We should get together and do something sometime. I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That's the problem... my watch is an hour fast!" Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street
5/14/2008 7:28:57 AM	weird pick up lines
st82thepoint Mahopac, NY age: 27	Does your family own a juice company? Cause I thought veryfine only came in a bottle!

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