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| Location: |
Murrysville Pennsylvania |
| Zip Code: |
15668 |
| Age: |
59, Gemini |
| Height: |
5 ft. 2 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Salt and Pepper Gray, Blue |
| Body: |
Athletic |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Catholic |
| Politics: |
Very Conservative |
| Education: |
High School |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Didn't Say |
| Smoke: |
Didn't Say |
| Has Kids: |
Yes, over 18 |
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| About Me |
I am full of energy and can't sit still.
Anyone up for tap or ballroom dance classes?
If you can't polka by now...I'm not interested! 
If you only want sex and there is no love...I'm not interested!
If you can't be the man (cut the grass, split the wood, change the oil, pay the bills, hammer the nails, clear the drains, drive a truck, be on top, pull out the chair, open the door, send me flowers, keep your eyes to yourself, be on time, carry the kids, dig the dirt, sparkle my eyes, plan our will, start my heart and light my fire, bait the hook, move the furniture, spread the mulch, trim the tree, fix the car and be handy, dolly the load (or that's right... I can do that), Godly, neighborly, and etc., etc., etc.), AND let me be feminine me...I'm not interested!
AND YOU CANNOT have a pet in the house, ride a cycle, WATCH NASCAR or have a ponytail and must shower, shave (but not your head), dress and undress appropriately, smell good, take me with you, eat what I cook with no complaints, and never drink beer!.
Most importantly, YOU CANNOT pick your nose anywhere at anytime and flick your boogers or wipe them on the furniture or in a vehicle! ::thumbsdown:
Or fart in public! That's what bathrooms are for; and speaking of...SIT to avoid backsplash!
Oh, I nearly forgot...Its a big plus if you'll go to Mass and own a tractor and a truck with a plow and know how to shoot a gun!
aaaaaaahhhhhhh, YES, (the single life) weeding out the dogs from the pigs, the boys from the men, and the cheap and clueless from the classy. Its a fun job, but someone's got to do it. The funniest part about it is, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! (Say "yup" ladies!)
Please...NO out of state responses. If you show NO PROFILE PHOTO, I will not respond, because that begs the question...What are you trying to hide!
Keep after me and I just might bite! Persistence breeds success!
HAPPY 2014! May all that twinkles the pinkie come true whatever the wish be for the gayness of you!
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| Want To Find: |
A man ages 49 to 59 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
bar talk, Bible reading, biking, birdwatching, bowling, cheap fashion, construction, dancing, designing, dining, drives, fast-pace, festivals, fishing, gardening, grandkids, jazz-adult contemporary, jd, landscaping, motown music, Old cars, poetry, pool tanning, projects, shopping, so much more, spectating, walking, yardwork. NO PETS |
| My Groups: |
Women's World |
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