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10/19/2012 11:04:46 AM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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10/19/2012 11:05:48 AM One liners to end a bad date  
74javajunkie
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (61,910)
Centerville, IA
40, joined May. 2011


Im not stopping the car, Ill slow down..But you need to tuck and roll out the car door..

10/19/2012 11:07:47 AM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (66,007)
Hammond, IN
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you give hugs like my grandma

10/19/2012 11:10:50 AM One liners to end a bad date  

fiddler78
San Tan Valley, AZ
36, joined Jul. 2012


Your sister was so much more fun

10/19/2012 11:11:55 AM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (66,007)
Hammond, IN
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but...
ive always used that condom

10/19/2012 11:20:02 AM One liners to end a bad date  

fiddler78
San Tan Valley, AZ
36, joined Jul. 2012


O crabs are not that bad

10/19/2012 11:21:02 AM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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Hammond, IN
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youre a democrat?

10/19/2012 11:22:56 AM One liners to end a bad date  

sullie156
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,003)
Arnold, MO
41, joined Sep. 2010


I'm just way out of your league

10/19/2012 11:24:10 AM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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Quote from sullie156:
I'm just way out of your league
sullie,thats hilarious.
i might use that one

10/19/2012 11:25:09 AM One liners to end a bad date  

sullie156
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,003)
Arnold, MO
41, joined Sep. 2010


Tell me how it works for ya. Hahaha

10/19/2012 11:26:20 AM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (66,007)
Hammond, IN
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dammit,i picked up the wrong girl.

10/19/2012 11:26:22 AM One liners to end a bad date  

sullie156
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,003)
Arnold, MO
41, joined Sep. 2010


That never works. I will end up in bed where I didn't want to go with them.

10/19/2012 11:38:42 AM One liners to end a bad date  

sullie156
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,003)
Arnold, MO
41, joined Sep. 2010


I did three lines in the bathroom just now. Should be hood now

10/19/2012 11:45:22 AM One liners to end a bad date  
fkn_yikes
Over 1,000 Posts (1,386)
Burlington, IA
42, joined Sep. 2012


I just remembered I need to get my teeth cleaned. Bye

10/19/2012 11:50:38 AM One liners to end a bad date  

lilmsdawn36
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,156)
Tempe, AZ
40, joined May. 2011


it was nice meeting you... hope you have a great life(without me)

10/19/2012 11:52:34 AM One liners to end a bad date  
fkn_yikes
Over 1,000 Posts (1,386)
Burlington, IA
42, joined Sep. 2012


Well.... Point blank, you suck. Sorry, but I really don't give a shit if this upsets you. I'm fresh out if mercy f**ks.

10/19/2012 12:24:37 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (66,007)
Hammond, IN
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we cant do dinner and a movie.
i gotta pay child support this week

10/19/2012 12:25:44 PM One liners to end a bad date  
thedeanster
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,923)
Orlando, FL
43, joined Oct. 2011


Can we cut this short. Its two 4 one night at the local wh*rehouse

10/19/2012 12:27:13 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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Hammond, IN
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my bicycle AND my bigwheel are in the shop.
do you mind walking a few miles?

10/19/2012 12:28:37 PM One liners to end a bad date  
74javajunkie
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (61,910)
Centerville, IA
40, joined May. 2011


Hi!..I'm Dean...

10/19/2012 12:29:27 PM One liners to end a bad date  
thedeanster
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,923)
Orlando, FL
43, joined Oct. 2011


..I..

10/19/2012 12:31:45 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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Hammond, IN
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cover your face,because youre making my dogs bark

10/19/2012 12:34:10 PM One liners to end a bad date  
twinky035
Massapequa, NY
36, joined Oct. 2012


I forgot to take my medication.. Lol

10/19/2012 12:56:54 PM One liners to end a bad date  
simplyshy34
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,533)
Kentwood, LA
40, joined Aug. 2011


Excuse the taste in my mouth, the guy that dropped me off was out of mouthwash

10/19/2012 12:59:26 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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lets pray.

10/19/2012 1:02:02 PM One liners to end a bad date  

sc0uting4u
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (78,625)
Sarasota, FL
40, joined May. 2011


Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?

10/19/2012 1:02:43 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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damn these farts...i just shit myself

10/19/2012 1:04:12 PM One liners to end a bad date  
simplyshy34
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,533)
Kentwood, LA
40, joined Aug. 2011


Wanna earn your red wings??

10/19/2012 1:04:47 PM One liners to end a bad date  
thedeanster
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,923)
Orlando, FL
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10/19/2012 1:05:03 PM One liners to end a bad date  
twinky035
Massapequa, NY
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My mom is calling, I need to go.

10/19/2012 1:06:09 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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youre gonna have to pee in that pepsi can back there.
the restaurant is 9 miles away

10/19/2012 1:08:07 PM One liners to end a bad date  
ljkonopinski
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (43,613)
Tosca
South Africa
31, joined Jun. 2012


Quote from fastpony:
youre gonna have to pee in that pepsi can back there.
the restaurant is 9 miles away




10/19/2012 1:08:43 PM One liners to end a bad date  
simplyshy34
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,533)
Kentwood, LA
40, joined Aug. 2011


You ever seen hemorrhoids up close? Do you want to?

10/19/2012 1:09:31 PM One liners to end a bad date  
thedeanster
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,923)
Orlando, FL
43, joined Oct. 2011


I am constipated. Will you stick your finger in my ass

10/19/2012 1:15:41 PM One liners to end a bad date  

bluestones5
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,209)
Mount Juliet, TN
37, joined Jul. 2012


I hate when sluts wear makeup like a clown... can you juggle too?

10/19/2012 1:18:20 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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Hammond, IN
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before i kiss you,i need to check for loose buggars

10/19/2012 1:18:49 PM One liners to end a bad date  
74javajunkie
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (61,910)
Centerville, IA
40, joined May. 2011


You do realize your Camel Toe gets more looks than your tits, right..??

10/19/2012 1:19:55 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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i dont know how your sister's underwear got in my car

10/19/2012 1:20:39 PM One liners to end a bad date  
74javajunkie
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (61,910)
Centerville, IA
40, joined May. 2011


Your momma is finger lickin good...

10/19/2012 1:21:16 PM One liners to end a bad date  
ljkonopinski
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (43,613)
Tosca
South Africa
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You wanna be my baby's daddy?

10/19/2012 1:23:27 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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we're outta snacks.
you look like youve eaten doggie snacks before though.
theyre in that bottom drawer.

10/21/2012 11:34:45 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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sing this out LOUD in the car



10/21/2012 11:38:24 PM One liners to end a bad date  
joer31
Over 2,000 Posts (2,527)
Sierra Vista, AZ
38, joined Jan. 2008


Do you have AIDS too?

10/21/2012 11:39:32 PM One liners to end a bad date  
blueyedangel81
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (29,306)
Portage, IN
33, joined Apr. 2010


What's your name again?

10/21/2012 11:40:43 PM One liners to end a bad date  
joer31
Over 2,000 Posts (2,527)
Sierra Vista, AZ
38, joined Jan. 2008


Now let's go meet the rest of the cult.

10/21/2012 11:43:56 PM One liners to end a bad date  
sunkisses12
Over 2,000 Posts (2,696)
Escondido, CA
34, joined Nov. 2011


I have no genitals...

10/21/2012 11:45:01 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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Hammond, IN
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no sex unless we get married.

10/21/2012 11:47:03 PM One liners to end a bad date  
blueyedangel81
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (29,306)
Portage, IN
33, joined Apr. 2010


Damn! My husband/wife has found us!

10/21/2012 11:47:26 PM One liners to end a bad date  
hard2love2
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,672)
Springfield, MO
39, joined Sep. 2012


You've got the check, right?

10/21/2012 11:49:28 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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where did that brown spot come from on the back of your dress?

10/21/2012 11:49:43 PM One liners to end a bad date  
sunkisses12
Over 2,000 Posts (2,696)
Escondido, CA
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Quote from fastpony:
no sex unless we get married.




This is totally the deal breaker...!!!

10/21/2012 11:50:47 PM One liners to end a bad date  
joer31
Over 2,000 Posts (2,527)
Sierra Vista, AZ
38, joined Jan. 2008


There are a few things you're gonna have to change before I take you to meet mommy.

10/21/2012 11:51:43 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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Hammond, IN
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at a restaurant:
do you have a toothbrush on you,i forgot mine.

10/21/2012 11:52:08 PM One liners to end a bad date  
sunkisses12
Over 2,000 Posts (2,696)
Escondido, CA
34, joined Nov. 2011


I have a really bad habit I poke buts then smell my finger....!!!

10/21/2012 11:53:04 PM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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they shut my water off,so...you'lle have to pee outside.

10/21/2012 11:54:23 PM One liners to end a bad date  
blueyedangel81
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (29,306)
Portage, IN
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Hope you are ready to meet my family now.

10/21/2012 11:56:15 PM One liners to end a bad date  
sunkisses12
Over 2,000 Posts (2,696)
Escondido, CA
34, joined Nov. 2011


I eat dogs....

10/21/2012 11:59:37 PM One liners to end a bad date  
hard2love2
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,672)
Springfield, MO
39, joined Sep. 2012


That was my mom, she just wanted to make sure I brought protection

10/22/2012 12:02:46 AM One liners to end a bad date  
sunkisses12
Over 2,000 Posts (2,696)
Escondido, CA
34, joined Nov. 2011


Protection....who uses that aides std's and everthing in between is in...!!!

10/22/2012 12:03:22 AM One liners to end a bad date  

fastpony
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Hammond, IN
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my father sleepwalks with a gun in his hand,so...just lock the door when you come in my room.