10/19/2012 11:04:46 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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that perfume is making me gag
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10/19/2012 11:05:48 AM |
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74javajunkie
Centerville, IA
40, joined May. 2011
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Im not stopping the car, Ill slow down..But you need to tuck and roll out the car door..
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10/19/2012 11:07:47 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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you give hugs like my grandma
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10/19/2012 11:10:50 AM |
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fiddler78
San Tan Valley, AZ
36, joined Jul. 2012
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Your sister was so much more fun
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10/19/2012 11:11:55 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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but...
ive always used that condom
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10/19/2012 11:20:02 AM |
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fiddler78
San Tan Valley, AZ
36, joined Jul. 2012
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O crabs are not that bad
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10/19/2012 11:21:02 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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youre a democrat?
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10/19/2012 11:22:56 AM |
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sullie156
Arnold, MO
41, joined Sep. 2010
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I'm just way out of your league
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10/19/2012 11:24:10 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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I'm just way out of your league
sullie,thats hilarious.
i might use that one
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10/19/2012 11:25:09 AM |
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sullie156
Arnold, MO
41, joined Sep. 2010
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Tell me how it works for ya. Hahaha
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10/19/2012 11:26:20 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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dammit,i picked up the wrong girl.
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10/19/2012 11:26:22 AM |
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sullie156
Arnold, MO
41, joined Sep. 2010
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That never works. I will end up in bed where I didn't want to go with them.
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10/19/2012 11:38:42 AM |
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sullie156
Arnold, MO
41, joined Sep. 2010
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I did three lines in the bathroom just now. Should be hood now
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10/19/2012 11:45:22 AM |
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fkn_yikes
Burlington, IA
42, joined Sep. 2012
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I just remembered I need to get my teeth cleaned. Bye
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10/19/2012 11:50:38 AM |
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lilmsdawn36
Tempe, AZ
40, joined May. 2011
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it was nice meeting you... hope you have a great life(without me)
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10/19/2012 11:52:34 AM |
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fkn_yikes
Burlington, IA
42, joined Sep. 2012
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Well.... Point blank, you suck. Sorry, but I really don't give a shit if this upsets you. I'm fresh out if mercy f**ks.
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10/19/2012 12:24:37 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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we cant do dinner and a movie.
i gotta pay child support this week
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10/19/2012 12:25:44 PM |
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thedeanster
Orlando, FL
43, joined Oct. 2011
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Can we cut this short. Its two 4 one night at the local wh*rehouse
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10/19/2012 12:27:13 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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my bicycle AND my bigwheel are in the shop.
do you mind walking a few miles?
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10/19/2012 12:28:37 PM |
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74javajunkie
Centerville, IA
40, joined May. 2011
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Hi!..I'm Dean...
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10/19/2012 12:29:27 PM |
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thedeanster
Orlando, FL
43, joined Oct. 2011
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..I..
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10/19/2012 12:31:45 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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cover your face,because youre making my dogs bark
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10/19/2012 12:34:10 PM |
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twinky035
Massapequa, NY
36, joined Oct. 2012
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I forgot to take my medication.. Lol
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10/19/2012 12:56:54 PM |
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simplyshy34
Kentwood, LA
40, joined Aug. 2011
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Excuse the taste in my mouth, the guy that dropped me off was out of mouthwash
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10/19/2012 12:59:26 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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lets pray.
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10/19/2012 1:02:02 PM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
40, joined May. 2011
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Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?
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10/19/2012 1:02:43 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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damn these farts...i just shit myself
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10/19/2012 1:04:12 PM |
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simplyshy34
Kentwood, LA
40, joined Aug. 2011
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Wanna earn your red wings??
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10/19/2012 1:04:47 PM |
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thedeanster
Orlando, FL
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10/19/2012 1:05:03 PM |
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twinky035
Massapequa, NY
36, joined Oct. 2012
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My mom is calling, I need to go.
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10/19/2012 1:06:09 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
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youre gonna have to pee in that pepsi can back there.
the restaurant is 9 miles away
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10/19/2012 1:08:07 PM |
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ljkonopinski
Tosca
South Africa
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youre gonna have to pee in that pepsi can back there.
the restaurant is 9 miles away
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10/19/2012 1:08:43 PM |
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simplyshy34
Kentwood, LA
40, joined Aug. 2011
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You ever seen hemorrhoids up close? Do you want to?
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10/19/2012 1:09:31 PM |
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thedeanster
Orlando, FL
43, joined Oct. 2011
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I am constipated. Will you stick your finger in my ass
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10/19/2012 1:15:41 PM |
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bluestones5
Mount Juliet, TN
37, joined Jul. 2012
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I hate when sluts wear makeup like a clown... can you juggle too?
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10/19/2012 1:18:20 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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before i kiss you,i need to check for loose buggars
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10/19/2012 1:18:49 PM |
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74javajunkie
Centerville, IA
40, joined May. 2011
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You do realize your Camel Toe gets more looks than your tits, right..??
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10/19/2012 1:19:55 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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i dont know how your sister's underwear got in my car
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10/19/2012 1:20:39 PM |
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74javajunkie
Centerville, IA
40, joined May. 2011
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Your momma is finger lickin good...
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10/19/2012 1:21:16 PM |
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ljkonopinski
Tosca
South Africa
31, joined Jun. 2012
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You wanna be my baby's daddy?
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10/19/2012 1:23:27 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
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we're outta snacks.
you look like youve eaten doggie snacks before though.
theyre in that bottom drawer.
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10/21/2012 11:34:45 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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sing this out LOUD in the car
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10/21/2012 11:38:24 PM |
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joer31
Sierra Vista, AZ
38, joined Jan. 2008
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Do you have AIDS too?
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10/21/2012 11:39:32 PM |
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blueyedangel81
Portage, IN
33, joined Apr. 2010
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What's your name again?
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10/21/2012 11:40:43 PM |
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joer31
Sierra Vista, AZ
38, joined Jan. 2008
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Now let's go meet the rest of the cult.
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10/21/2012 11:43:56 PM |
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sunkisses12
Escondido, CA
34, joined Nov. 2011
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I have no genitals...
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10/21/2012 11:45:01 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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no sex unless we get married.
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10/21/2012 11:47:03 PM |
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blueyedangel81
Portage, IN
33, joined Apr. 2010
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Damn! My husband/wife has found us!
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10/21/2012 11:47:26 PM |
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hard2love2
Springfield, MO
39, joined Sep. 2012
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You've got the check, right?
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10/21/2012 11:49:28 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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where did that brown spot come from on the back of your dress?
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10/21/2012 11:49:43 PM |
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sunkisses12
Escondido, CA
34, joined Nov. 2011
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no sex unless we get married.
This is totally the deal breaker...!!!
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10/21/2012 11:50:47 PM |
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joer31
Sierra Vista, AZ
38, joined Jan. 2008
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There are a few things you're gonna have to change before I take you to meet mommy.
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10/21/2012 11:51:43 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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at a restaurant:
do you have a toothbrush on you,i forgot mine.
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10/21/2012 11:52:08 PM |
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sunkisses12
Escondido, CA
34, joined Nov. 2011
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I have a really bad habit I poke buts then smell my finger....!!!
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10/21/2012 11:53:04 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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they shut my water off,so...you'lle have to pee outside.
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10/21/2012 11:54:23 PM |
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blueyedangel81
Portage, IN
33, joined Apr. 2010
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Hope you are ready to meet my family now.
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10/21/2012 11:56:15 PM |
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sunkisses12
Escondido, CA
34, joined Nov. 2011
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I eat dogs....
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10/21/2012 11:59:37 PM |
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hard2love2
Springfield, MO
39, joined Sep. 2012
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That was my mom, she just wanted to make sure I brought protection
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10/22/2012 12:02:46 AM |
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sunkisses12
Escondido, CA
34, joined Nov. 2011
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Protection....who uses that aides std's and everthing in between is in...!!!
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10/22/2012 12:03:22 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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my father sleepwalks with a gun in his hand,so...just lock the door when you come in my room.
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