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1/8/2013 7:19:26 PM  
taylorrainex71
Attleboro, MA
20, joined Jan. 2013


I've always had this fantasy to f**k a really sexy truck driver... Never understood why... Haha anyone else have this fantasy??




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1/8/2013 7:20:39 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


Quote from taylorrainex71:
I've always had this fantasy to f**k a really sexy truck driver... Never understood why... Haha anyone else have this fantasy??


Good luck finding a sexy truck driver.

Most resemble my uncle James. Or his wife Stacy. Yikes

1/8/2013 7:21:49 PM Attleboro, MA  

butterflyforeve
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,603)
Dallas, TX
45, joined Apr. 2012


<<<<<< has never seen a sexy truck driver. and most truck drivers F**k lot lizards yuck

1/8/2013 7:22:01 PM Attleboro, MA  
patordave
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,422)
Potsdam, NY
33, joined Jul. 2012


They f**k lot lizards!

Most truckers have beer bellies and look like they're carring triplets.

1/8/2013 7:22:29 PM Attleboro, MA  

butterflyforeve
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,603)
Dallas, TX
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Quote from wattmilliams:
Good luck finding a sexy truck driver.

Most resemble my uncle James. Or his wife Stacy. Yikes





I literally laughed my a** off at this lol




thanks watt and Alex I have laughed a lot on this thread lol



[Edited 1/8/2013 7:23:15 PM ]

1/8/2013 7:22:48 PM Attleboro, MA  
henniycraig
Fayetteville, NC
32, joined Aug. 2012


It's hot because they're hard up, like prisoners.

1/8/2013 7:24:15 PM Attleboro, MA  

butterflyforeve
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,603)
Dallas, TX
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no they aren't hard up they get sex maybe not from attractive women with all their teeth but hey they get gum jobs

1/8/2013 7:25:26 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


I've once seen a truck driver with a gut so big, his knees hit the back side of it when he walked..

Young guys don't drive trucks anymore. They want too much experience for a new hire

1/8/2013 7:25:33 PM Attleboro, MA  

bumblebee7
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Well....there might be some women.

But probably more queers and lot lizards do..... . ..rotf.

1/8/2013 7:26:18 PM Attleboro, MA  

dudefreed
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,852)
Portland, OR
42, joined Sep. 2012


have you SEEN truck drivers?

1/8/2013 7:26:26 PM Attleboro, MA  
telesian
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,240)
Jenks, OK
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1/8/2013 7:27:06 PM Attleboro, MA  

iheartidiots
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,790)
Grove City, OH
38, joined Feb. 2012


I dated a sexy truck driver. 6'2, 190...ripped and had a huge wang. God, I miss him. But he ended up being married. F**kin d*ck!

1/8/2013 7:27:21 PM Attleboro, MA  

funny_mofo
Over 1,000 Posts (1,923)
Austin, TX
37, joined Dec. 2012


Truck drivers f**k Hookers... Shouldn't be a tough fantasy to fulfill

1/8/2013 7:27:25 PM Attleboro, MA  
patordave
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,422)
Potsdam, NY
33, joined Jul. 2012


Quote from butterflyforeve:
I literally laughed my a** off at this lol




thanks watt and Alex I have laughed a lot on this thread lol
*bows naked*

1/8/2013 7:27:39 PM Attleboro, MA  
henniycraig
Fayetteville, NC
32, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from wattmilliams:
I've once seen a truck driver with a gut so big, his knees hit the back side of it when he walked..

Young guys don't drive trucks anymore. They want too much experience for a new hire

I know of a younger one that's hawwttttt. Too hawt for me though.



[Edited 1/8/2013 7:27:53 PM ]

1/8/2013 7:28:11 PM Attleboro, MA  

butterflyforeve
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,603)
Dallas, TX
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now I'm drooling Alex thanks lol

1/8/2013 7:29:51 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


You people should write a book.
Interesting lives.

Every truck driver I've seen looks like the average fat redneck that I hunt with.

1/8/2013 7:30:44 PM Attleboro, MA  

butterflyforeve
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,603)
Dallas, TX
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I have a bias against truck drivers my ex husband was one so I can say not all if them F**k lot lizards but most do if its cheap enuff

1/8/2013 7:31:14 PM Attleboro, MA  
sonicyouthis1
Dallas, GA
26, joined Jul. 2012


You've probably been playing with your light switch a little too much to Over The ToP the Sylvester Stallone movie

1/8/2013 7:31:33 PM Attleboro, MA  
taylorrainex71
Attleboro, MA
20, joined Jan. 2013


That's why I said a FANTASTY. Obviously most truck drivers ARE NOT sexy. But I have the fantasy of a very attractive one... Lol you guys are so smart

1/8/2013 7:32:18 PM Attleboro, MA  
dbangs00
Portersville, PA
35, joined Sep. 2012


Damn you guys are rough on truck drivers I'm a truck driver and my belly ain't that big

1/8/2013 7:32:33 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


Well if its a fantasy, I want Enma Stone to pull up beside me in a Peterbilt, flash me that snatch, and tell me to climb on in.

At the dude above me, but you do kinda look like my uncle James. J/s



[Edited 1/8/2013 7:33:12 PM ]

1/8/2013 7:33:14 PM Attleboro, MA  
patordave
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,422)
Potsdam, NY
33, joined Jul. 2012


Imma bend the op over and f**k her raw.

1/8/2013 7:33:55 PM Attleboro, MA  
patordave
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,422)
Potsdam, NY
33, joined Jul. 2012


Quote from dbangs00:
Damn you guys are rough on truck drivers I'm a truck driver and my belly ain't that big
But it's still big,eh?

1/8/2013 7:34:54 PM Attleboro, MA  
henniycraig
Fayetteville, NC
32, joined Aug. 2012


Emma Stone looks like the poster child for Grave's Disease.

1/8/2013 7:35:16 PM Attleboro, MA  

bumblebee7
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Quote from taylorrainex71:
That's why I said a FANTASTY. Obviously most truck drivers ARE NOT sexy. But I have the fantasy of a very attractive one... Lol you guys are so smart


Yeh right!!!!!!!!

Its okay....we all have our kinks, if you are into fat grimy men....who chase lot lizards and trannys.

Its cool.

1/8/2013 7:35:19 PM Attleboro, MA  

butterflyforeve
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,603)
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how long have you been driving uncle James?

1/8/2013 7:36:00 PM Attleboro, MA  
patordave
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,422)
Potsdam, NY
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Quote from henniycraig:
Emma Stone looks like the poster child for Grave's Disease.
She was bangin'hot in Zombieland!

1/8/2013 7:36:03 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


Don't hate on Emma just because she has sex appeal.

I'd use a straw to suck out her beefy farts.



[Edited 1/8/2013 7:36:55 PM ]

1/8/2013 7:38:53 PM Attleboro, MA  

butterflyforeve
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,603)
Dallas, TX
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watt yuck lol

1/8/2013 7:39:52 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


I have a certain disdain for truck drivers anyway. Riding people's asses, whipping in and out of lanes like they're driving a f**king Miata.

I've prayed for the day I'm followed, just so I can kick a fat gut.

1/8/2013 7:41:11 PM Attleboro, MA  
henniycraig
Fayetteville, NC
32, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from wattmilliams:
Don't hate on Emma just because she has sex appeal.

I'd use a straw to suck out her beefy farts.

Sex appeal is subjective, fool.


And why the hell would you pick a Peterbilt?

Mack baby.



[Edited 1/8/2013 7:43:02 PM ]

1/8/2013 7:43:11 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


Don't call me fool, idgit.
You just hated on what you just said yourself was an opinion.

Mack!? Pfft.

Might As-well Call-it Kia



[Edited 1/8/2013 7:44:23 PM ]

1/8/2013 7:44:25 PM Attleboro, MA  
henniycraig
Fayetteville, NC
32, joined Aug. 2012


There are opinions and there are givens, d*ck.

1/8/2013 7:45:23 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


Quote from henniycraig:
There are opinions and there are givens, d*ck.


Just because its your opinion doesn't make it fact, vagina.
You seem awful sandy today

1/8/2013 7:45:30 PM Attleboro, MA  
henniycraig
Fayetteville, NC
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1/8/2013 7:45:49 PM Attleboro, MA  

heathererussell
Over 2,000 Posts (2,108)
Rockaway, NJ
39, joined May. 2012


Me too but did it at 20

1/8/2013 7:45:54 PM Attleboro, MA  

bumblebee7
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Naw....she just probably associates truck drivers with being manly.

Later it will be something else.

1/8/2013 7:46:48 PM Attleboro, MA  
patordave
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,422)
Potsdam, NY
33, joined Jul. 2012


You two..get a room and f**k the frustration out of each other.

Watt...don't forget to tongue punch the dirt star.

1/8/2013 7:47:19 PM Attleboro, MA  
darrinpotter87
Over 2,000 Posts (3,576)
Lancing, TN
28, joined Dec. 2010


do you think Emma likes buttsex?

1/8/2013 7:47:28 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


Look at his style. Khakis and a button up to drive a truck. He must be regional. That certainly isn't for comfort.

1/8/2013 7:49:33 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


Quote from darrinpotter87:
do you think Emma likes buttsex?


She's a ginger. All gingers take it in the butt. Buttsex only hurts women with souls.



[Edited 1/8/2013 7:49:44 PM ]

1/8/2013 7:50:11 PM Attleboro, MA  
darrinpotter87
Over 2,000 Posts (3,576)
Lancing, TN
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1/8/2013 8:13:40 PM Attleboro, MA  
henniycraig
Fayetteville, NC
32, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from wattmilliams:
Just because its your opinion doesn't make it fact, vagina.
You seem awful sandy today

Today?

1/8/2013 8:16:48 PM Attleboro, MA  
th6231
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (34,817)
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
67, joined Jul. 2007


taylor is a new "lot lizard" out there on 95!! If it's your fantasy---live the dream--go for it!! Just don't throw the tissues out the window when you pass by exit 9 on our turnpike.



[Edited 1/8/2013 8:18:27 PM ]

1/8/2013 8:18:02 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


Quote from henniycraig:
Today?


Good point lol

1/8/2013 8:18:09 PM Attleboro, MA  

funny_mofo
Over 1,000 Posts (1,923)
Austin, TX
37, joined Dec. 2012


Damn you guys are rough on truck drivers I'm a truck driver and my belly ain't that big[/quo

But u probably smashed a hooker or two

1/8/2013 8:24:32 PM Attleboro, MA  
henniycraig
Fayetteville, NC
32, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from funny_mofo:
Damn you guys are rough on truck drivers I'm a truck driver and my belly ain't that big[/quo

But u probably smashed a hooker or two

See, there are hot truck drivers.

1/8/2013 8:31:05 PM Attleboro, MA  

funny_mofo
Over 1,000 Posts (1,923)
Austin, TX
37, joined Dec. 2012


My quoter is broke so I dot think ur reffering to me. I'm a firefighter ...so I drive a different kind of truck

1/8/2013 8:32:46 PM Attleboro, MA  
henniycraig
Fayetteville, NC
32, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from funny_mofo:
My quoter is broke so I dot think ur reffering to me. I'm a firefighter ...so I drive a different kind of truck


I'm a firefighter virgin.

1/8/2013 8:33:40 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


I can smell the clam already.


1/8/2013 8:34:48 PM Attleboro, MA  

funny_mofo
Over 1,000 Posts (1,923)
Austin, TX
37, joined Dec. 2012


ote]I'm a firefighter virgin.[/q

That is a shame... Brown butthole and all

1/8/2013 8:35:54 PM Attleboro, MA  
henniycraig
Fayetteville, NC
32, joined Aug. 2012


I've never porked a marine either. According to friends, I've missed out.

1/8/2013 8:36:57 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


I'd suggest devirginizing of both at once, but i have saggy balls. Can't risk too much pendulum action

1/8/2013 8:37:14 PM Attleboro, MA  

funny_mofo
Over 1,000 Posts (1,923)
Austin, TX
37, joined Dec. 2012


Paramedic? Army guy?

U could kill 3 birds with 1 bone with me

1/8/2013 8:39:45 PM Attleboro, MA  
patordave
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,422)
Potsdam, NY
33, joined Jul. 2012


I f**k communists!

1/8/2013 8:40:10 PM Attleboro, MA  
cali8zice
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,224)
Albany, NY
50, joined Oct. 2012


Quote from flyawayfree:
I've never seen a sexy trick driver....

Gmidas is a truck driver, I think he's pretty sexy.

1/8/2013 8:40:14 PM Attleboro, MA  
henniycraig
Fayetteville, NC
32, joined Aug. 2012


Army guy?? Virgin??

Lmfao

1/8/2013 8:41:08 PM Attleboro, MA  
wattmilliams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,033)
Camden, SC
30, joined Dec. 2012


She's had more army men up in her than a medivac chopper



[Edited 1/8/2013 8:41:17 PM ]

1/8/2013 8:41:15 PM Attleboro, MA  

funny_mofo
Over 1,000 Posts (1,923)
Austin, TX
37, joined Dec. 2012


Had ur share huh?
Well that was years ago. Now its just ff/medic



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