2/22/2013 8:04:58 AM |
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ricks445

Thomson, GA
42, joined Jun. 2011
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I'm sure all of us have heard some of these. Make up your own.
Sex is a horrible thing!
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2/22/2013 8:06:55 AM |
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nobsforu

Dallas, GA
47, joined Sep. 2012
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1st
I just wanna cuddle
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2/22/2013 9:17:01 AM |
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habitualdher

Auburn, GA
51, joined Oct. 2012
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1st
I just wanna cuddle
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lol
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2/22/2013 9:35:22 AM |
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writerdog

Lawrenceville, GA
32, joined Sep. 2010
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The devil made me do it!
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2/22/2013 9:47:10 AM |
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peekabobean

Hampton, GA
60, joined Jun. 2011
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I only had 23 margaritas officer
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2/22/2013 9:53:29 AM |
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writerdog

Lawrenceville, GA
32, joined Sep. 2010
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1st
I just wanna cuddle
Said no honest man ever.
That's not true. I had a boyfriend at one time that preferred cuddling over sex. Not to say we never had sex, but if I didn't want it, I had no fear of what his reaction would be.
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2/22/2013 2:10:15 PM |
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pablo_escobar

Austell, GA
37, joined Jul. 2012
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I want a tiny penis instead of a big penis said no woman ever
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2/22/2013 3:05:05 PM |
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nobsforu

Dallas, GA
47, joined Sep. 2012
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Chris^^^^is not an a**hole.
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2/22/2013 4:13:44 PM |
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tatertot415

Lilburn, GA
53, joined Sep. 2011
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We're having fiber bars for dessert
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2/22/2013 4:45:53 PM |
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yellowriverbaby
Conyers, GA
43, joined Nov. 2012
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Always have a hostess gift in hand!
Said Nobody Ever! HA!
Except for me of course!

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2/22/2013 5:28:54 PM |
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gwwrn

Lawrenceville, GA
59, joined Jun. 2010
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I love driving in Atlanta traffic SNE.
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2/25/2013 1:05:52 AM |
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jaded_gapeech

Milledgeville, GA
43, joined Feb. 2013
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I just love how a migraine makes me Feel.....said no one ever
I just hate when orgasms happen.....said no one ever
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2/25/2013 2:51:08 AM |
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alldayfun4u
Athens, GA
53, joined Sep. 2012
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It's okay to have somebody on the other side of the Atlantic charge whatever they want onto my credit card.
S.N.E.
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2/25/2013 3:01:14 AM |
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papabigboy08

Jefferson, GA
25, joined Nov. 2008
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Bacon sucks.
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(Alright, they might have said it, but they are not people. )
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2/25/2013 6:12:02 PM |
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robtest

Norcross, GA
54, joined Sep. 2008
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I loved my first day back on the job after a week vacation, SNE ... 
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2/25/2013 6:22:41 PM |
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mayflylady

Conyers, GA
54, joined Jun. 2012
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I miss my acne from high school SNE
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2/25/2013 6:25:51 PM |
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jiminsav

Savannah, GA
53, joined Feb. 2011
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I'm looking forward to the day I'll never have sex again..
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3/1/2013 8:25:28 AM |
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tonya__lasagna

Lawrenceville, GA
42, joined Dec. 2012
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3/1/2013 8:28:12 AM |
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blt2win
Buford, GA
58, joined Feb. 2013
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I just HATE the way I feel after I've had a few c*cktails.
SNE
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3/1/2013 10:26:44 AM |
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suthrnbelle38
Douglasville, GA
41, joined Feb. 2013
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No honey, i don't think it's hot to watch two women maken out!
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3/5/2013 5:24:16 AM |
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y_e_t_i
Cumming, GA
45, joined Feb. 2013
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Wow yeti you have a huge penis
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3/5/2013 6:51:09 AM |
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nobsforu

Dallas, GA
47, joined Sep. 2012
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Of course i love anal.
SNWE
I've heard that before JS
OT. I found Waldo. Said no one ever
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3/5/2013 7:17:41 AM |
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nobsforu

Dallas, GA
47, joined Sep. 2012
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I think we'll let the posts about Kelly die out. SNOE 
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3/5/2013 10:07:33 AM |
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tonya__lasagna

Lawrenceville, GA
42, joined Dec. 2012
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Got any more of those laxatives? I love how they tear my up my stomach!
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3/5/2013 10:16:29 AM |
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jiminsav

Savannah, GA
53, joined Feb. 2011
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I've heard that before JS
OT. I found Waldo. Said no one ever
Waldo is about 10 miles east of Gainesville fl...look it up, SNE.
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3/5/2013 10:25:50 AM |
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angelagir

Bethlehem, GA
46, joined Jul. 2008
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Menopause is fun SAID NO F**KING BUDDY ever!
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3/5/2013 10:29:32 AM |
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tonya__lasagna

Lawrenceville, GA
42, joined Dec. 2012
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^^^ and I'm her buddy! (and keeping my distance!) 
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3/5/2013 10:30:57 AM |
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gwwrn

Lawrenceville, GA
59, joined Jun. 2010
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Trivia doesn't make menopause better, SNE
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3/5/2013 10:42:08 AM |
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angelagir

Bethlehem, GA
46, joined Jul. 2008
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Latest email on DH:
Amazing titties on a very sexy goddess...
Mar. 04 9:30 PM
This approach to meeting women works SNE.
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3/5/2013 10:45:24 AM |
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pleazu2010

Hartwell, GA
52, joined Jan. 2011
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I like it when someone flakes
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3/5/2013 10:58:47 AM |
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blt2win
Buford, GA
58, joined Feb. 2013
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Of course! I would love to go dress shopping with you. While we are out, we can stop and get mani pedies together and I'll help you pick out your nail polish.
SNME
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3/6/2013 12:50:41 PM |
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wtb9361

Lawrenceville, GA
54, joined Jun. 2012
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I do not have a fantasy!
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3/6/2013 4:02:12 PM |
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tardsmasher2

Douglasville, GA
53, joined Jun. 2010
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That gwwrn isn't hot (especially with the mouthy pic )
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3/6/2013 6:25:47 PM |
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cc4187

Lagrange, GA
56, joined Dec. 2009
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Cindy I love you. Let's get married and take honeymoon cruise. SNE
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3/6/2013 6:30:35 PM |
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gwwrn

Lawrenceville, GA
59, joined Jun. 2010
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Tard doesn't need to come to an event so us relative newcomers can gush all over him, SNE.
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3/6/2013 8:54:34 PM |
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wallflower_71
Cumming, GA
44, joined Feb. 2013
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This Rush concert sucked! SNE!!!!!!!!
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3/7/2013 12:34:11 PM |
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wtb9361

Lawrenceville, GA
54, joined Jun. 2012
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This Rush concert sucked! SNE!!!!!!!!
Jenn hates RUSH!...... SNE
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3/7/2013 3:17:48 PM |
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sweetmuffin74

Savannah, GA
40, joined Mar. 2012
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Wish I was poor and lived under a bridge SNE
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3/7/2013 3:21:29 PM |
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tardsmasher2

Douglasville, GA
53, joined Jun. 2010
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Dont wanna lick sweetmuffins muffin SNE
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3/7/2013 3:38:18 PM |
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peekabobean

Hampton, GA
60, joined Jun. 2011
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I wish that unruly child would come sit next to me....SNE
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3/7/2013 3:39:29 PM |
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peekabobean

Hampton, GA
60, joined Jun. 2011
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Cindy I love you. Let's get married and take honeymoon cruise. SNE
Not true.....you shot me down
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3/7/2013 3:56:46 PM |
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pleazu2010

Hartwell, GA
52, joined Jan. 2011
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Bo iz a mean cougar SNE..
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3/7/2013 5:31:04 PM |
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cc4187

Lagrange, GA
56, joined Dec. 2009
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Not true.....you shot me down
first you have to get a sex change operation
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3/8/2013 2:11:09 PM |
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blt2win
Buford, GA
58, joined Feb. 2013
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Well, he's just who I was hoping he would be.
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3/8/2013 2:53:27 PM |
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mayflylady

Conyers, GA
54, joined Jun. 2012
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I like changing diapers said nobody ever!
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3/17/2013 8:43:06 AM |
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911jade

Macon, GA
43, joined Mar. 2013
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I like being broke...SAID NO ONE EVER
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3/17/2013 8:47:43 AM |
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enjoying_life80

Muncie, IN
49, joined Oct. 2011
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The flu is wonderful...said nobody ever.
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3/17/2013 9:16:42 AM |
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pleazu2010

Hartwell, GA
52, joined Jan. 2011
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The flu is wonderful...said nobody ever.
Maybe some doctors have

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3/17/2013 9:32:26 AM |
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mayflylady

Conyers, GA
54, joined Jun. 2012
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My feet dont hurt said nobody who ever had a bone spur!
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3/17/2013 9:36:21 AM |
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cc4187

Lagrange, GA
56, joined Dec. 2009
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My feet dont hurt said nobody who ever had a bone spur!
I had them so bad I could barely walk....chiropractor cleared it up for me and they have not returned..
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3/17/2013 9:45:44 AM |
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peekabobean

Hampton, GA
60, joined Jun. 2011
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Me too....go to Dr. Steele in Hampton...he will fix your tootsies
I wish I was poor SNE
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3/18/2013 7:20:47 AM |
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tardsmasher2

Douglasville, GA
53, joined Jun. 2010
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One of my feet has a spur that was killing me after driving my forklift for a few hours I put up with it for a couple of years until I finally went to see a doctor about it they gave me a shot right in the heel of my foot..that was the most painful shot I have ever gotten.
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3/20/2013 5:20:38 AM |
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georgiat
Conyers, GA
63, joined Aug. 2008
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Ping Pong ball size hail
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3/20/2013 5:31:27 AM |
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shadowjoe123
Winchester, VA
40, joined Mar. 2013
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I want to be treated like dirt.
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3/21/2013 9:55:11 PM |
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911jade

Macon, GA
43, joined Mar. 2013
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I love having a broken heart
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3/21/2013 10:01:49 PM |
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daizys118

Powder Springs, GA
37, joined Apr. 2012
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I miss seeing nasty bullying posts...
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3/21/2013 10:09:24 PM |
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enjoying_life80

Muncie, IN
49, joined Oct. 2011
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I like being cheated on SNE.
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3/22/2013 5:00:35 PM |
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911jade

Macon, GA
43, joined Mar. 2013
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I love having heartburn
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3/22/2013 5:31:47 PM |
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daizys118

Powder Springs, GA
37, joined Apr. 2012
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I prefer a 3 inch penis....SNE...
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3/23/2013 1:46:33 AM |
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blt2win
Buford, GA
58, joined Feb. 2013
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Don't fry mine.
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