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12/5/2013 8:16:18 PM Humor For Today  
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12/5/2013 10:36:55 PM Humor For Today  

elderfisherman
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Well Barb, I can't post anything to beat that cute one... but will say it's not only funny but fits a few women I know , how about you ?

12/6/2013 6:37:22 AM Humor For Today  

funover70
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Funny Santa

Funny Christmas | Forward this Picture How is this one Barb?

12/6/2013 6:44:13 AM Humor For Today  

manureman
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[quoteheader]Quote from funover70:[/quoteheader][quote]

Funny Santa

Funny Christmas | Forward this Picture How is this one Barb?[/quote].....

12/6/2013 8:10:15 AM Humor For Today  
bj_tennesseegal
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Quote from funover70:

Funny Santa

Funny Christmas | Forward this Picture How is this one Barb?


Oh No, Santa is upset

Di, I am seeing block user - don't understand -- who is blocking who?

Barbara

12/6/2013 8:39:34 AM Humor For Today  

elderfisherman
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Well Barb, sure hope it's not me , however on rare occasions this old man has accidently hit wrong keys , so hope this event will be cleared up soon , love yer cartoon posts .

12/6/2013 9:41:06 AM Humor For Today  

wilbur1935
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,681)
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When you start a thread that will appear every time someone posts.It gives you a chance to keep that person from posting in your thread.I just ignore it.
Like the santa cartoon.

12/6/2013 10:35:10 AM Humor For Today  

manureman
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Quote from wilbur1935:
When you start a thread that will appear every time someone posts.It gives you a chance to keep that person from posting in your thread.I just ignore it.
Like the santa cartoon.
......

12/6/2013 1:13:50 PM Humor For Today  
bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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Quote from wilbur1935:
When you start a thread that will appear every time someone posts.It gives you a chance to keep that person from posting in your thread.I just ignore it.
Like the santa cartoon.



Thank you Wilbur. Glad you told me-didn't know what was going on--I noticed the ones here were okay in other threads.




12/6/2013 1:16:58 PM Humor For Today  
bj_tennesseegal
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12/9/2013 5:53:49 PM Humor For Today  
01hotmale
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)

12/9/2013 6:25:04 PM Humor For Today  

funover70
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Barb You have to block this guy

12/9/2013 9:01:59 PM Humor For Today  
bj_tennesseegal
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Thank You Di That was a terrible picture. He should not have been allowed to post it.

12/10/2013 5:54:53 AM Humor For Today  

manureman
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Quote from bj_tennesseegal:
Thank You Di That was a terrible picture. He should not have been allowed to post it.
.... It would make a good scarecrow to keep the crows out of the corn field.

12/10/2013 11:51:16 AM Humor For Today  

elderfisherman
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Question here, why are "Pork & beans ",labeled thusly ? should read "Beans with just a tiny hint of pork". Same goes for many small cans of " Chicken noodle soup ", it should read "Watery soup with lots of pasta & damn little chicken".I find these as funny , can you think of others?

12/10/2013 8:03:59 PM Humor For Today  
bj_tennesseegal
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12/13/2013 5:53:16 AM Humor For Today  

manureman
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As Arnold says, I'm back. My computer just went black. Stayed off about 3 minutes then came back on and had a message on it, a serious error was found and has been corrected. Don't reckon they was talking about me do you.

12/13/2013 5:55:39 AM Humor For Today  

manureman
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Quote from bj_tennesseegal:
...... I thought that the lady on the roof looked familiar. Hello Ante.

12/13/2013 8:10:20 AM Humor For Today  

elderfisherman
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Geezy wheezy but it's getting thicker here of late ,the pheromones of males & females filling the air . Flirting , teasing , pleasing all going on , NICE , really nice for a change .

12/13/2013 11:12:49 AM Humor For Today  

funover70
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Funny Images
Funny Pictures - Quotes - Photobucket



12/13/2013 11:48:21 AM Humor For Today  

elderfisherman
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I must be slipping .....Di's last one went right over me head...or it's "Dark Humor"?

12/13/2013 3:54:40 PM Humor For Today  

funover70
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Can you post here?

12/13/2013 4:19:58 PM Humor For Today  
bj_tennesseegal
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12/13/2013 4:24:27 PM Humor For Today  

funover70
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Barb, Abuch of us got blocked by Kat then she left and so you will have tojust put up with a few here

12/13/2013 4:26:41 PM Humor For Today  
bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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Quote from antebellon:
Good to see you Tennesse girl--did you get snow--we got none--


so far none-may get some tomorrow- but mostly rain

12/13/2013 4:32:28 PM Humor For Today  
bj_tennesseegal
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Quote from funover70:
Barb, Abuch of us got blocked by Kat then she left and so you will have tojust put up with a few here


On what forum did she block you? was she upset about something?

12/13/2013 4:40:25 PM Humor For Today  

elderfisherman
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Quote from bj_tennesseegal:
On what forum did she block you? was she upset about something?
..... Barb ...Kat ,blocked several of us here on the 70's+group.at least earlier we were banned from posting , now ?

12/13/2013 4:40:26 PM Humor For Today  
bj_tennesseegal
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Quote from antebellon:
Dianne I e-mailed the site and asked if they could straighten out no being able to post and that it was nothing we had done...so the site accepted the e-mail...


I have notice on several forums that the last pages are missing

12/13/2013 4:41:54 PM Humor For Today  

funover70
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I was,en blocked as I didn,t post on her threads only a few times,

12/13/2013 4:48:24 PM Humor For Today  

elderfisherman
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Come on folks were not laughing or joking , so far at least... several threads are still up & runing for us , so let's get on with the show , & live it up once more OK?

12/13/2013 4:54:49 PM Humor For Today  

funover70
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Yes Dear, How was your day? I went to the store and blew my whole budget, I will eat well this next mo.

12/13/2013 4:55:00 PM Humor For Today  
bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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There are definitely issues with DH hope the missing pages can be restored.

RE: Kat I don't find any forums started by her ????

12/13/2013 5:00:30 PM Humor For Today  
bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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RE:There are definitely issues with DH hope the missing pages can be restored.

Di, On your forum Di's Kitchen, it shows you posted today, but the last post showing is
dated 11/7/13

12/13/2013 5:09:29 PM Humor For Today  

manureman
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Quote from elderfisherman:
Come on folks were not laughing or joking , so far at least... several threads are still up & runing for us , so let's get on with the show , & live it up once more OK?
.... That's right. I guess some of it is my fault for making something public, but when i get a e-mail from someone that says they are removing me from their friends list because i befriended someone they don't like, that did irk me and i posted it on things that irk you. If i had it to do over, i wouldn;t have. But why should someone take me off their friends list because i am talking to someone that hasn't done anything to me. Now, let's get on with it.

12/13/2013 5:22:18 PM Humor For Today  

manureman
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Quote from antebellon:
Okay ole man --what rumor do you want me to start about you????Maybe that you got a still in them hills so you can give Di. a little bit for her tea...---we all know better though---I GUESS.
.... Best kept secret.

12/13/2013 5:25:08 PM Humor For Today  

manureman
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Quote from bj_tennesseegal:
There are definitely issues with DH hope the missing pages can be restored.

RE: Kat I don't find any forums started by her ????
... Me too.By the way she deleted her profile and i hate it because i hope no one blames me.

12/13/2013 7:53:43 PM Humor For Today  

wilbur1935
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I got an email from her and she said she was closing her account on date hookup didn't say why,but she is on another forum that she said she likes better.

12/15/2013 6:07:57 PM Humor For Today  

wilbur1935
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Back to humor.

I was so far behind,i thought i was first.

12/18/2013 5:07:23 PM Humor For Today  

altje
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The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."
And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

12/18/2013 6:57:42 PM Humor For Today  

elderfisherman
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Good one Altje .....

12/20/2013 7:35:02 PM Humor For Today  

thespian918
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funny things photo: smiley 9e3bd31f27e67f7bc9b1688dfdf0c528.jpg

12/20/2013 8:10:16 PM Humor For Today  

funover70
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Friday Graphic #38

Friday | Forward this Picture

12/20/2013 9:23:01 PM Humor For Today  
bj_tennesseegal
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12/21/2013 8:37:46 AM Humor For Today  

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Nipper ---Angel eyes ...23 Jan 1933

12/21/2013 8:40:04 AM Humor For Today  

funover70
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Happy Tinsel Shoes 3/3/41Loved to Dance!

12/21/2013 10:23:49 AM Humor For Today  

elderfisherman
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Come on Barb , need yers too & the rest of the70's+ posters just fer fun male & female don't be shy.

12/21/2013 1:03:28 PM Humor For Today  

thespian918
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Buddy...Sugar Socks...August 1. 1938

12/21/2013 5:07:17 PM Humor For Today  
bj_tennesseegal
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Nipper Sugar-Socks 8/2/38

12/21/2013 10:03:12 PM Humor For Today  

thespian918
Hominy, OK
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Quote from bj_tennesseegal:
Nipper Sugar-Socks 8/2/38



How about that Barbara Jean! You are one day younger than me!

12/26/2013 12:53:40 PM Humor For Today  

thespian918
Hominy, OK
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald
man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don’t they call mustaches “mouthbrows?”

12/26/2013 2:10:38 PM Humor For Today  

wilbur1935
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Speedy Angeleyes
January 3 1935

12/27/2013 7:26:17 AM Humor For Today  

manureman
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Quote from thespian918:
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald
man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don’t they call mustaches “mouthbrows?”
......

12/27/2013 7:52:04 PM Humor For Today  

thespian918
Hominy, OK
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Athiest Holiday

An atheist complained to a Christian friend, "You Christians have your special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. Jews celebrate their national holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur. But we atheists have no recognized national holidays. It's unfair discrimination."

His friend replied, "Why don't you celebrate April first?"

12/27/2013 8:31:26 PM Humor For Today  

elderfisherman
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Very good Thespian , very good ...

12/28/2013 7:38:32 AM Humor For Today  

manureman
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Quote from thespian918:
Athiest Holiday

An atheist complained to a Christian friend, "You Christians have your special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. Jews celebrate their national holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur. But we atheists have no recognized national holidays. It's unfair discrimination."

His friend replied, "Why don't you celebrate April first?"
.....

12/28/2013 1:43:44 PM Humor For Today  

thespian918
Hominy, OK
75, joined Nov. 2013


SICK LEAVE
I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would
not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
Then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss
might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in
the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'..And where do you think you're going?!'
(You're gonna love this....)

She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.

12/28/2013 1:45:41 PM Humor For Today  

manureman
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Quote from thespian918:
SICK LEAVE
I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would
not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
Then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss
might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in
the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'..And where do you think you're going?!'
(You're gonna love this....)

She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.
.............

12/28/2013 1:46:54 PM Humor For Today  

elderfisherman
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Now there's an example of good clean humor....

12/28/2013 4:23:25 PM Humor For Today  

mamatoad
Rogers, AR
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I Have A headache
The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into
bed when his wife complained, as usual,
"I have a headache."
"Perfect, " her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering
my d*ck with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to
you!"

Sorry guys it was too funny not to pass along



[Edited 12/28/2013 4:25:51 PM ]

12/28/2013 4:29:05 PM Humor For Today  

elderfisherman
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LMAO....nearly choked laughing so hard , this was awful !!! following Thespians joke , Mamatoad you're a mess