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6/12/2014 10:39:15 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
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Any suggestions?

Want to make it as crazy as possible!! Please help me!!




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6/12/2014 11:05:45 PM I want to change my profile...  

enjoying_life80
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (17,493)
Covington, GA
53, joined Oct. 2011


Your left nipple is deformed?

6/12/2014 11:06:26 PM I want to change my profile...  

koztech
Over 2,000 Posts (2,183)
Hendersonville, NC
52, joined Apr. 2013


I'm over Latex, Leather is for pussies, (sweaty ones) Porn is sooo fake , They don't make celling swings the way they used to, ,,
But the new rope doesn't leave marks !!!

6/12/2014 11:53:14 PM I want to change my profile...  
nomush
Over 1,000 Posts (1,635)
Dallas, GA
46, joined Jun. 2013


Quote from angelagir:
Any suggestions?

Want to make it as crazy as possible!! Please help me!!




You want to make it crazy? Maybe its just me but i really don't think you should have a problem with that. JS


6/12/2014 11:59:44 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Quote from nomush:
You want to make it crazy? Maybe its just me but i really don't think you should have a problem with that. JS


F**k you!! I love you

6/13/2014 2:09:30 AM I want to change my profile...  

def_diff
Over 2,000 Posts (3,458)
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011


include the words: hermaphrodite, androgynous, and bestiality but use them randomly and out of context. Admit to some really weird fetishes. Use way too many emoticons. Say that you can't get married unless you move out of state because you've exceeded the legal limit in Georgia. Say that you don't think having sex with family members is a bad idea and make sure to include the family pets.

6/13/2014 8:58:57 AM I want to change my profile...  

tardsmasher2
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,763)
Douglasville, GA
52, joined Jun. 2010


I'm seeing nipple clamps

6/13/2014 7:22:36 PM I want to change my profile...  

pentopaper2
Over 2,000 Posts (3,397)
Wellston, OK
47, joined Apr. 2014
online now!


tell everybody you have inverted nipples

6/15/2014 9:18:53 PM I want to change my profile...  
gooberfella
Danielsville, GA
49, joined May. 2014


Only Crisco-slathered midgets need apply..

6/15/2014 9:53:06 PM I want to change my profile...  

tardsmasher2
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,763)
Douglasville, GA
52, joined Jun. 2010


Bonerthump Queen? Yeah that's it

6/15/2014 11:28:06 PM I want to change my profile...  
wk1965
Over 2,000 Posts (2,958)
Suwanee, GA
48, joined Aug. 2013


Say you're looking to meet a hundred Prince Alberts...

6/15/2014 11:29:24 PM I want to change my profile...  

bitahunni
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,902)
Lawrenceville, GA
49, joined Jun. 2011


Quote from wk1965:
Say you're looking to meet a hundred Prince Alberts...








6/16/2014 1:29:53 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Okay I'm a hermaphrodite with inverted nipples (makes the nipple clamps kind of difficult to use). I have a strange fascination with midget porn and bestiality. My poor cats are afraid to be alone with me! Opie runs every time I open my nightstand drawer. The sound of buzzing throws him into an absolute panic.

Sounds like a good start to me...

6/16/2014 3:21:50 PM I want to change my profile...  

def_diff
Over 2,000 Posts (3,458)
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011


Quote from angelagir:
Okay I'm a hermaphrodite with inverted nipples (makes the nipple clamps kind of difficult to use). I have a strange fascination with midget porn and bestiality. My poor cats are afraid to be alone with me! Opie runs every time I open my nightstand drawer. The sound of buzzing throws him into an absolute panic.

Sounds like a good start to me...


Oh, don't forget to mention that you have absolutely no control of your bowels and are prone to blasting at any minute.

6/16/2014 4:04:08 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Quote from def_diff:
Oh, don't forget to mention that you have absolutely no control of your bowels and are prone to blasting at any minute.


Going to add that now.

6/16/2014 4:32:48 PM I want to change my profile...  

def_diff
Over 2,000 Posts (3,458)
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011


might as well toss in that you have Tourette's syndrome

6/16/2014 4:40:17 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


And that my intravaginal mesh thingy isn't working. I'm filing a lawsuit.

6/16/2014 4:45:24 PM I want to change my profile...  

def_diff
Over 2,000 Posts (3,458)
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011


Quote from angelagir:
And that my intravaginal mesh thingy isn't working. I'm filing a lawsuit.


Well, yes, but then they may only want you if they think you might win the suit $$$$

6/19/2014 4:12:02 AM I want to change my profile...  

tardsmasher2
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,763)
Douglasville, GA
52, joined Jun. 2010


The brown chunk butt combustion won me over

6/19/2014 7:05:17 AM I want to change my profile...  
nomush
Over 1,000 Posts (1,635)
Dallas, GA
46, joined Jun. 2013


Quote from angelagir:
Any suggestions?

Want to make it as crazy as possible!! Please help me!!



ok here's an idea for your profile


"I'm a nerotic b*tch. No really, ask any of my friends."


Oh wait, you wanted a "crazy" profile. How about


"I am one of the most normal people you will ever meet."


That crazy enough?

6/19/2014 8:53:33 AM I want to change my profile...  

enjoying_life80
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (17,493)
Covington, GA
53, joined Oct. 2011


Make sure you stress how much girth is good!

6/20/2014 12:19:53 PM I want to change my profile...  

jonas_eats_box
Over 1,000 Posts (1,849)
Dahlonega, GA
41, joined Jun. 2013


I've got some f**kin ideas let me tell you, you'd probably get deleted though.... I'm not the best person to ask....

6/26/2014 3:11:45 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


It is done-go check it out. Now I KNOW I'm gonna find a man!

6/26/2014 3:14:27 PM I want to change my profile...  

always_smiling8
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,251)
Acworth, GA
43, joined May. 2013


Omg, that is hilarious! !

6/26/2014 3:15:52 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Quote from always_smiling8:
Omg, that is hilarious! !


Should I make it 300 lbs? I can't decide!!

6/26/2014 3:25:04 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


I predict that I'll be married in less than 2 months!

6/26/2014 3:29:11 PM I want to change my profile...  
graceful_imnot
Over 2,000 Posts (3,192)
Orlando, FL
41, joined Mar. 2014


thank you bunches, I needed a laugh today!!! I predict two weeks though.



[Edited 6/26/2014 3:29:23 PM ]

6/26/2014 3:33:09 PM I want to change my profile...  

pleazu2010
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,281)
Hartwell, GA
52, joined Jan. 2011


Quote from angelagir:
I predict that I'll be married in less than 2 months!


Bat crazy shit ..

6/26/2014 3:51:28 PM I want to change my profile...  

avgjoe0266
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,336)
Grovetown, GA
48, joined Aug. 2008


Quote from angelagir:
Should I make it 300 lbs? I can't decide!!


650 will really reach out for the chubby chasers.js

6/26/2014 4:07:08 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


I went with being a 350 lb. blonde goddess of love.

6/26/2014 4:49:50 PM I want to change my profile...  

reginao1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,905)
Marietta, GA
51, joined Apr. 2014


You need to photoshop a pic so they see the new you. lol

6/26/2014 4:52:28 PM I want to change my profile...  

enjoying_life80
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (17,493)
Covington, GA
53, joined Oct. 2011


I love it. You put all of my suggestions.

6/26/2014 6:13:45 PM I want to change my profile...  

def_diff
Over 2,000 Posts (3,458)
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011


brilliant

6/26/2014 6:43:01 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Not a single message yet!

6/26/2014 6:56:35 PM I want to change my profile...  
gooberfella
Danielsville, GA
49, joined May. 2014


Quote from angelagir:
Not a single message yet!


Well. Only short-limbed yet girthy males will apply anyhoo... Are they a minority? I was always too bashful to try and compare with the fella at the urinal next to me.

6/26/2014 7:16:15 PM I want to change my profile...  

def_diff
Over 2,000 Posts (3,458)
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011


Quote from angelagir:
Not a single message yet!


whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I expected your inbox to be flooded!

I changed mine today and got more messages today than the past two weeks combined!

6/26/2014 7:59:41 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Quote from def_diff:
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I expected your inbox to be flooded!

I changed mine today and got more messages today than the past two weeks combined!


Yeah I just read yours. And what exactly is wrong with bat shit crazy women? We can be a lot of fun!!

6/26/2014 8:10:10 PM I want to change my profile...  

def_diff
Over 2,000 Posts (3,458)
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011


Quote from angelagir:
Yeah I just read yours. And what exactly is wrong with bat shit crazy women? We can be a lot of fun!!



Yes, can be great fun but can also be scary as hell. I guess I need to be more specific and say that bat shit crazy to be evaluated on a case by case basis...

6/26/2014 8:18:26 PM I want to change my profile...  

reginao1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,905)
Marietta, GA
51, joined Apr. 2014


Quote from def_diff:
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I expected your inbox to be flooded!

I changed mine today and got more messages today than the past two weeks combined!


I read your new profile, that is hilarious. But you will probably attract the bat shit crazy ones because they don't know they are bat shit crazy.



6/26/2014 8:26:32 PM I want to change my profile...  

def_diff
Over 2,000 Posts (3,458)
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011


Quote from reginao1:
I read your new profile, that is hilarious. But you will probably attract the bat shit crazy ones because they don't know they are bat shit crazy.




QFT!

6/26/2014 9:14:06 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Still no marriage proposals!

6/27/2014 10:27:41 AM I want to change my profile...  

writerdog
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,481)
Lawrenceville, GA
31, joined Sep. 2010
online now!


Angela, will you marry me?

6/27/2014 10:31:21 AM I want to change my profile...  

enjoying_life80
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (17,493)
Covington, GA
53, joined Oct. 2011


Quote from def_diff:
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I expected your inbox to be flooded!

I changed mine today and got more messages today than the past two weeks combined!



I just read yours. I think I'm in love.

I think I qualify.



[Edited 6/27/2014 10:31:54 AM ]

6/27/2014 2:32:35 PM I want to change my profile...  

def_diff
Over 2,000 Posts (3,458)
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011


Quote from enjoying_life80:
I just read yours. I think I'm in love.

I think I qualify.




6/27/2014 3:08:13 PM I want to change my profile...  

westy602
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,342)
Phoenix, AZ
43, joined May. 2013


I guess desperate times calls for desperate measures...

6/27/2014 3:15:57 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Quote from westy602:
I guess desperate times calls for desperate measures...


Oh good lord are you f**king kidding me? Pull your thong out of your a** and laugh. Some people do have a sense of humor

6/27/2014 3:22:27 PM I want to change my profile...  

avgjoe0266
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,336)
Grovetown, GA
48, joined Aug. 2008


I'm too fat to pull my thong out of my ass.....will you help me?

6/27/2014 3:26:44 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Quote from avgjoe0266:
I'm too fat to pull my thong out of my ass.....will you help me?


I'll do it with my teeth baby!!

6/27/2014 3:36:06 PM I want to change my profile...  

def_diff
Over 2,000 Posts (3,458)
Marietta, GA
49, joined Dec. 2011


Quote from angelagir:
I'll do it with my teeth baby!!




6/27/2014 3:37:11 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Quote from def_diff:


Need me to get yours too?

6/27/2014 3:39:13 PM I want to change my profile...  

avgjoe0266
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (41,336)
Grovetown, GA
48, joined Aug. 2008


Quote from angelagir:
I'll do it with my teeth baby!!


Awesomeits been binding and nobody wants to help.

6/27/2014 3:40:43 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Quote from avgjoe0266:
Awesomeits been binding and nobody wants to help.


Do I need a plunger?

6/27/2014 3:42:34 PM I want to change my profile...  

westy602
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,342)
Phoenix, AZ
43, joined May. 2013


I would just delete that moldy old pro you have and start over...

maybe tone it down and act like a lady with some class instead of a drunken trailer slut looking for a trick..

that way no one can go read thru all your horny as hell posts and threads you have and not pre judge you as just another old slimy granny f**k and then maybe youll find a ca$h heavy ltr all you old c*nts desire...

sage advice..

now Im !!



6/27/2014 3:55:12 PM I want to change my profile...  
gooberfella
Danielsville, GA
49, joined May. 2014


You're such a c*nt westy...

6/27/2014 3:58:19 PM I want to change my profile...  
gooberfella
Danielsville, GA
49, joined May. 2014


And I do not use that term lightly.

6/27/2014 3:58:51 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Quote from westy602:
I would just delete that moldy old pro you have and start over...

maybe tone it down and act like a lady with some class instead of a drunken trailer slut looking for a trick..

that way no one can go read thru all your horny as hell posts and threads you have and not pre judge you as just another old slimy granny f**k and then maybe youll find a ca$h heavy ltr all you old c*nts desire...

sage advice..

now Im !!



I have aspired to be a slimy granny f**k all my life! YAY I did it!!

As for being an old c*nt-I am and happy to be so!!

And dammit-my aspiration is to be a piece of white trailer trash slut turning a trick. I think I'll leave that one for you babe.

Funny you took the time to be concerned with what I post. Now that's funny!

6/27/2014 3:59:10 PM I want to change my profile...  

pleazu2010
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,281)
Hartwell, GA
52, joined Jan. 2011


Someone needs to get a sense of
stick out the ass
Westy

Iz every one having trouble with the
wants to meet feature or is it just my PC of crap service ..


6/27/2014 4:12:48 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Awwww Westy please come out to play????? Did your mommy/wife find your profile? Why are you invisible? Do you call her a c*nt too? Me thinks not baby doll!!

6/27/2014 4:42:28 PM I want to change my profile...  

reginao1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,905)
Marietta, GA
51, joined Apr. 2014


I think it's hilarious. Life's too short to be serious all the time. Since I am new, who is this person who tried to come in here and burst your bubble, and ruin our fun?



6/27/2014 4:49:25 PM I want to change my profile...  

angelagir
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,786)
Bethlehem, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008


Quote from reginao1:
I think it's hilarious. Life's too short to be serious all the time. Since I am new, who is this person who tried to come in here and burst your bubble, and ruin our fun?



He is an a**hole p*ssy. He f**ks with everyone then goes invisible. He obviously doesn't know me if he thinks names are gonna hurt me. F**king ignorant asshat! But he is SO fun to play with!

I am soooo on here for fun! That is it. My real life is nothing like this!