12/17/2014 5:14:55 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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12/17/2014 6:02:24 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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joangel60
Hartford, WI
54, joined Nov. 2011
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To Save WATER!!!!
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12/17/2014 6:18:08 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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To Save WATER!!!!
My shower's so small I barely fit in, much less two people at once...
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12/17/2014 7:04:29 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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joangel60
Hartford, WI
54, joined Nov. 2011
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^^^ Where there's a will...there's a way...
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12/19/2014 1:37:08 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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hope for the best...
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12/19/2014 1:41:06 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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to TRY and think young
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12/19/2014 4:33:26 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
66, joined Dec. 2011
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We never really did grow up. We only learned how to act in public.
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12/19/2014 5:09:54 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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To have a sharp sense of humor...
As many of you know, I attend an Adult Day Care Center a couple days a week to exercise in their pool. They send a van around to pick up me and 4-5 passengers, then bring us home in the evening. One of the passengers today was a tiny little 91 year old Black lady everyone calls Miss Ella. (See pic).
A short distance from the center, the driver asked her what she was going to do when she got home?? She replied "If I do anything, it'll be too much".
Further on down the road, the driver and I were talking about something, when I said "That's a horse of a different color". Miss Ella popped up and asked "What color is the horse"?? I then showed her the pic of the horse pictured below and she was satisfied...
The horse I showed her...
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12/20/2014 5:28:51 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
60, joined Mar. 2008
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GB -- That is so sweet.
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12/20/2014 6:42:41 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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sweetate2
Albion, IN
65, joined Jul. 2013
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We are never to old to forgive
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12/20/2014 8:37:38 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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To Play Footsies...
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12/20/2014 9:40:47 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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irenes_shadow40
Conway, AR
74, joined Nov. 2013
online now!
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To play spin the bottle, Red Rover, Hopscotch, Mother May I.
I still enjoy the games. Never to old to, Laugh,, Live,,, or Love.
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12/20/2014 9:52:44 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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oh_lydia
Mendon, MA
67, joined May. 2013
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To play spin the bottle, Red Rover, Hopscotch, Mother May I.
I still enjoy the games. Never to old to, Laugh,, Live,,, or Love.
I'm not so sure about the hopscotch
Great attitude, Irene
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12/20/2014 10:50:49 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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joangel60
Hartford, WI
54, joined Nov. 2011
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12/20/2014 10:52:17 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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cowboy4672
Quartzsite, AZ
67, joined Dec. 2012
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For a rollicking game of "Pony Express!!"
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12/21/2014 7:01:19 AM |
You're Never Too Old |
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stargazzer
Creighton, NE
66, joined Feb. 2007
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To screw up!!
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12/21/2014 7:33:58 AM |
You're Never Too Old |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
66, joined Dec. 2011
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To see-saw
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12/21/2014 7:38:06 AM |
You're Never Too Old |
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stargazzer
Creighton, NE
66, joined Feb. 2007
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I'm more a Teeter-Toter
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12/21/2014 8:03:12 AM |
You're Never Too Old |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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Be Punctual...
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12/21/2014 8:56:55 AM |
You're Never Too Old |
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joangel60
Hartford, WI
54, joined Nov. 2011
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To take a Chance...
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12/21/2014 9:15:03 AM |
You're Never Too Old |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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To Party...
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12/21/2014 2:21:26 PM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
60, joined Mar. 2008
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To Know That. . .
GB -- Where did you go (pic)?
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12/21/2014 9:28:43 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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GB -- Where did you go (pic)?
I'm hiding...
...
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12/21/2014 9:54:28 PM |
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Ravenkat
Gilbert, AZ
61, joined Oct. 2014
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To connect with people from your past.
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12/22/2014 3:43:35 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
60, joined Mar. 2008
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I just spit my drink!! Too funny!!
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12/22/2014 5:26:19 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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To want to throw a Tantrum!!!!!!!!!
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12/22/2014 5:46:01 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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Throwing a tantrum won't bring me down there any faster.........
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12/22/2014 5:54:51 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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I cant wait forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12/22/2014 6:56:58 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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I cant wait forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've got a ways to go...
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12/22/2014 8:36:36 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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thats what YOU think!
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12/22/2014 8:52:01 PM |
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ooohman2
Brockton, MA
70, joined Dec. 2009
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12/22/2014 10:43:42 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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never too old to cop a feel
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12/23/2014 7:00:57 AM |
You're Never Too Old |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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12/23/2014 7:57:07 AM |
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laffwimme
Roanoke, VA
64, joined Jul. 2012
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never too old to cop a feel
Did they move bosoms to the side too?
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12/23/2014 8:23:24 AM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
70, joined Nov. 2007
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Did they move bosoms to the side too?
Laff I always wish they would of put a Boob in the center of women's back..
......That way when your slow dancing with them you have something to play with...
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12/23/2014 8:24:30 AM |
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laffwimme
Roanoke, VA
64, joined Jul. 2012
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That works for me.....
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12/23/2014 6:40:49 PM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
60, joined Mar. 2008
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TO CHECK AND MAKE SURE YOUR NUTS AREN'T HANGING OUT. . .
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12/23/2014 6:44:21 PM |
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laffwimme
Roanoke, VA
64, joined Jul. 2012
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Yikes.....I'm blind......
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12/23/2014 6:58:12 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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looks like the elephant at the zoo I seen
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12/23/2014 7:02:16 PM |
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joangel60
Hartford, WI
54, joined Nov. 2011
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Cats... to funny
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12/23/2014 7:07:23 PM |
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catsmeow53
Pfafftown, NC
60, joined Mar. 2008
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I couldn't help posting that one.
Everyone needs a good laugh.
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12/23/2014 8:12:30 PM |
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joangel60
Hartford, WI
54, joined Nov. 2011
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Thank You...
To get married...
It is a love story that began six years before the outbreak of World War Two.
Now, eighty years in, a Paraguayan couple who fell in love and moved in together in 1933 have decided to cement their relationship - by getting married.
Jose Manuel Riella, 103, vowed to give himself to Martina Lopez, his 99-year-old bride, during a ceremony attended by dozens of their family members.
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12/24/2014 8:02:15 AM |
You're Never Too Old |
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laffwimme
Roanoke, VA
64, joined Jul. 2012
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^^^^^This is where the phrase "Dad, gummit" comes from^^^^^^^
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12/24/2014 8:09:46 AM |
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sweetate2
Albion, IN
65, joined Jul. 2013
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Your never to old to throw snow balls ( though we have no snow yet) I am ready for snow, not too much just enough to make a snowman ....
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12/24/2014 7:13:46 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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pinetree10
Cumberland, MD
67, joined Nov. 2008
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To look up at the stars on a clear night and wonder...
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12/24/2014 7:30:04 PM |
You're Never Too Old |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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To Tell Stories. This is "Chili", named so due to being severely addicted to eating chili as a child. He attends the adult daycare that I attend. He is a spry 91 and in the pics below, he's doing what he loves best, telling stories...
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12/24/2014 7:53:02 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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To hug a beautiful woman. This is me with the cook at the adult daycare I attend. She is such a great cook, I constantly tell her, if she ever gets a divorce, I'll marry her in a heartbeat...
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12/24/2014 10:06:01 PM |
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stargazzer
Creighton, NE
66, joined Feb. 2007
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To hug a beautiful woman. This is me with the cook at the adult daycare I attend. She is such a great cook, I constantly tell her, if she ever gets a divorce, I'll marry her in a heartbeat...
Oh, and I thought you two were married, you know the beard thingy miss orz picked up on
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12/24/2014 10:11:03 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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Oh, and I thought you two were married, you know the beard thingy miss orz picked up on
If I were indeed married, my mustache would have to go, as the Amish don't believe in them......
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12/24/2014 10:30:33 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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so if youre NOT married you can have a stache?
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12/24/2014 10:36:12 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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so if youre NOT married you can have a stache?
Yep, but most unmarried Amish guys choose not to have a mustache for some unknown reason......Most of them choose to be clean shaven until they get married...
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12/24/2014 10:48:03 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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thats what I thought, only the married men had beards
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12/24/2014 10:53:10 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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thats what I thought, only the married men had beards
Having a beard AND a mustache keeps the single Amish women from persuing me, thus insuring my peace and tranquility......So you see, there IS a method to my madness after all......
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12/24/2014 11:00:31 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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so guess if a married man wanted to fool around, taking off the wedding band dont work, huh?
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12/24/2014 11:02:32 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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so guess if a married man wanted to fool around, taking off the wedding band dont work, huh?
Not hardly......
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12/24/2014 11:03:33 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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then I say ALL married men should have a beard!
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12/24/2014 11:18:36 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
65, joined Jul. 2008
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then I say ALL married men should have a beard!
Oh but the beard isn't a fool proof way to keep a man from straying, as some men have proven...
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12/24/2014 11:21:22 PM |
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fishingmom
Lake Alfred, FL
60, joined Aug. 2008
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shameful!
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12/25/2014 6:53:14 AM |
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stargazzer
Creighton, NE
66, joined Feb. 2007
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Having a beard AND a mustache keeps the single Amish women from persuing me, thus insuring my peace and tranquility... ...So you see, there IS a method to my madness after all... ...
Well bear you must be hopeful as all you need to do is clip the mustache and your ready
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12/25/2014 8:33:47 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Tho...
Your eyes might play tricks
And your nose always runs
Your feet sometimes fail you
And teeth left you with gums
You might lose your mind
And you wear support hose
With one thing still afoot
You can count on your toes
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