youtubejunkie
Medford, OR
59, joined Dec. 2013
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Two old winos in the alley drinking their port.
One says to the other, in your entire life, whats the most unusual thing you have ever come across?
The other one thought about it for awhile and finally said it would be a thermos.
The other one replied in shock. What? In your entire life the most unusual thing you come up with is a thermos. What is so unusual about a thermos?
His reply was, well in the summer time, it keeps everything cold.
In the winter time its keeps everything hot.
The other replied, so? What so damn unusual about that?
He replied, what I find unusual is "How does it know"
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xall_night
Starke, FL
74, joined Mar. 2009
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a blonde wino
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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neal356
Oxford, AL
57, joined May. 2014
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okay...that was funny
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pahoalookout
Frederiksted, VI
75, joined Nov. 2007
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A blond is in an outfitter store and sees a thermos.
She asks the salesman,
The salesman says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The next day she takes it to work and shows her friend.
The friend asks, "What do it do?"
The blond, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The friend, "What do you have in it?"
The blond, proudly, "Two cups of coffee and a popcycle!"
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