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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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now that Crafty was voted off the Island of the invisible profile thread, she has taken her hand out of my butt. It's reality people! My muppet days have been numbered and I'm now a real girl and will from this point on, be talking for myself......
So with this new way of life, I get a free toaster, I thought that was quite nice.
Anyhoo, I need a new name, my muppet name of Heather will be too painful to keep. You know? The memories of crafty's hand up my butt, that made me talk and appear to be that swearing, naked picture, dildo wearing, heathen of our yesteryears and yesterday.
Give me a new identity with a brand new name of my very own.
(I'm not expecting this to go over well so please don't feel obligated to be nice, I know exactly what I'm getting into here)
My butt feels lonely now 
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creepinggeisha
Beverly Hills, CA
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You better get some antibiotics.
I don't think having a hand up your butt for that long is good for you.
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mustangwriter
Boerne, TX
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Whats this thread about? Ass play?
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| 4/5/2016 9:56:14 PM |
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cherisays
Lancaster, CA
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How about Kevin? Keeps everyone guessing...
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| 4/5/2016 9:56:36 PM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
31, joined Dec. 2012
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Potpie 
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| 4/5/2016 9:57:28 PM |
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imn0tphoto
Minneapolis, MN
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I've seen all the Muppet movies and I do not recognize you one bit
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| 4/5/2016 10:00:18 PM |
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flyfish77
Conyers, GA
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shannon.........or dana..are sweet decent names for some,i have a toaster..what about free bird i wrote.many are maybe being watched etc..on here,observed, possibly..shhhhhhhhhush.
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| 4/5/2016 10:01:23 PM |
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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Have you thought about hugging a muppet today?
If so...........
You are obviously stuck in the 80's you are an adult! STOP THINKING ABOUT MUPPETS AND GO TO BED!
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craftybtch
Ocala, FL
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I love you always have always will.
We had a couple arguments, we let it go.
I think this forum needs bisexual puppets 
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kinderbtch
Knoxville, TN
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Send pics of her hand in you butt, Heather...
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| 4/5/2016 10:05:41 PM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
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SHITTTTT Ms Piggy and purse, two old men off to the side in upperlevel 
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idliketotalk
Punxsutawney, PA
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finger puppet.
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| 4/5/2016 10:07:47 PM |
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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Quote from creepinggeisha:You better get some antibiotics.
I don't think having a hand up your butt for that long is good for you.
Do you think it's anal retardation?
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criminal_act
FPO, AP
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| 4/5/2016 10:11:11 PM |
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kinderbtch
Knoxville, TN
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Still waiting on pics... *paces floor*
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| 4/5/2016 10:30:55 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
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ballchinian
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| 4/5/2016 10:34:28 PM |
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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Quote from mustangwriter:Whats this thread about? Ass play?
Male G spots, living the dream, new jester lol
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craftybtch
Ocala, FL
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I'm holding out for a toaster oven..or something on lithium batteries 
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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Quote from jer3552:ballchinian
Ok so two questions
What will the neighbors say to Mr penisnose and Ms. Ballchinian moving in together next door and they are unwed?? Oh the horror
And what would we name the children? Penichinballs, ballsynose, penisianballose (that is pronounced penis-ion-ballo-say)
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jer3552
Vale, OR
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they would say u r a lucky woman
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| 4/5/2016 10:51:24 PM |
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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Quote from cherisays:]How about Kevin? Keeps everyone guessing...
Or thongy Js. No one is named thongy. , I believe they should be.
thongy midbuns, full name
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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Quote from stanleyzeeotpie
Chicken turkey or beef?
Choose wisely, this is very very important to the survival of mankind
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stobil
Gallatin, TN
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This thread makes about as much sense as Greg Hardy's interview.
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| 4/5/2016 11:26:58 PM |
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flyfish77
Conyers, GA
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i allways hated the muppets pretty much..boring..but...thats muppets,an you...are not one........
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craftybtch
Ocala, FL
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Your point? ???
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iam_resurrected
Reno, NV
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i allways hated the muppets pretty much..boring..but...thats muppets,an you...are not one........
it is a show where you are suppose to not pay attention to the stick with moving lips but to the voice you can actually hear 
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apokernut
Elk Grove Village, IL
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Have you been banned from trespassing in school zones?
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| 4/5/2016 11:56:02 PM |
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iam_resurrected
Reno, NV
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I work for a living.
I don't have time to have your kind of habits 
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| 4/6/2016 12:26:51 AM |
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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Quote from stobil:]This thread makes about as much sense as Greg Hardy's interview.
Idk what this is about
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| 4/6/2016 12:41:37 AM |
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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Quote from flyfish77:[allways hated the muppets pretty much..boring..but...thats muppets,an you...are not one........
Come and stay at the happiness hotel
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| 4/6/2016 12:49:26 AM |
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flyfish77
Conyers, GA
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i need happiness very badly today,an d sanity..
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| 4/6/2016 12:56:07 AM |
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flyfish77
Conyers, GA
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i cant half understand a lot of this,i thought you an crafty were good friends,she was takin up for you an really getin on my a** and nerves..givin me a very hard time.
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| 4/6/2016 12:59:55 AM |
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kinderbtch
Knoxville, TN
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They are not even speakin to me..
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| 4/6/2016 1:10:29 AM |
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beverduster
La Feria, TX
51, joined Apr. 2008
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i told them i went fishin, now they want my trouser trout
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| 4/6/2016 1:15:05 AM |
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flyfish77
Conyers, GA
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you know what i think,an how i feel..
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| 4/6/2016 1:40:03 AM |
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iam_resurrected
Reno, NV
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i cant half understand a lot of this,i thought you an crafty were good friends,she was takin up for you an really getin on my a** and nerves..givin me a very hard time.
WOW, you just quoted the exact word for word ((definition)) from Webster's Dictionary describing the ((normal)) actions of a sane woman 
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flyfish77
Conyers, GA
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shes a silly girl but....but some things are best left un spoken. heather,cool it..talk normal.gimme.
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| 4/6/2016 3:49:22 AM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
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Keep repeating to yourself.
This is just a forum....real life is out there in the real world.
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scoobs78
Kansas City, MO
38, joined Jun. 2013
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now that Crafty was voted off the Island of the invisible profile thread, she has taken her hand out of my butt. It's reality people! My muppet days have been numbered and I'm now a real girl and will from this point on, be talking for myself......
So with this new way of life, I get a free toaster, I thought that was quite nice.
Anyhoo, I need a new name, my muppet name of Heather will be too painful to keep. You know? The memories of crafty's hand up my butt, that made me talk and appear to be that swearing, naked picture, dildo wearing, heathen of our yesteryears and yesterday.
Give me a new identity with a brand new name of my very own.
(I'm not expecting this to go over well so please don't feel obligated to be nice, I know exactly what I'm getting into here)
My butt feels lonely now
Mmmm hand in heathers butt
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| 4/6/2016 9:23:34 AM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
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who put u up to this thread Heather
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| 4/6/2016 9:30:28 AM |
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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i need happiness very badly today,an d sanity..
I don't think this is the place to be for sanity hon
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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Ask flyfish to unblock me please...I need insanity today.
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| 4/6/2016 9:34:01 AM |
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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i cant half understand a lot of this,i thought you an crafty were good friends,she was takin up for you an really getin on my a** and nerves..givin me a very hard time.
She is my closest friend...she knew about it before I did it. its my imagination mixed with the insults of others. I'm a "follower of crafty and she tells me what to say and do and that I'm just her puppet" is what they say. So I was just letting them know I'm "no longer" ( obviously never was) her muppet.
But fly I don't appreciate you sending her a nasty email. If you had an ounce of respect for me and knowing she is my close friend, you wouldn't have done such a thing. She is protective of me like a good friend should be.
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
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Page 35...cures me  
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Ch4mbella
Virginia Beach, VA
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but but Zzzz we are only on page 3 ??
 Heather...
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grande_mamon
Sacramento, CA
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but but Zzzz we are only on page 3 ??
Heather...
Not it's page 35...you must be blocked by a lot of people if your only on page 3...
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jer3552
Vale, OR
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sandycrabs
Land O Lakes, WI
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Heather you need some help with that Butt ?
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| 4/6/2016 9:53:47 AM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
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Cham...pg 35 in Thread...sparks and I 
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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who put u up to this thread Heather
Just me my favorite penis nose
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Ch4mbella
Virginia Beach, VA
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Not it's page 35...you must be blocked by a lot of people if your only on page 3...
hahahaha
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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but but Zzzz we are only on page 3 ??
Heather...
Hi ya cham.
Page 35 z of which thread your eyes one or invisible profiles. Which?
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
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Sparks and I
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
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Is this a fisting thread? 
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| 4/6/2016 10:13:35 AM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
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who put u up to this thread Heather
.....
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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Heather you need some help with that Butt ?
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
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didntreadyrnove
New York, NY
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Sparks and I
Oh I removed from photobucket so they are not there anymore. My kids ya know?
Stan when you said that yesterday I thought you meant in the BIBLE page 35 lmao
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jer3552
Vale, OR
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dingbat
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creepinggeisha
Beverly Hills, CA
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Hahaha I'm on page four.
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lsu_lsu
Houma, LA
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I'm on page 4 also
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