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| 2/23/2009 5:49:52 PM |
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paken
Bonneau, SC
71, joined Feb. 2008
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What a great barnyard we live in!!!
A new twist to the little Red Hen.....................
THE LITTLE RED HEN!
Simply stated.........Who will help me Plant My Wheat?
'Not I,' said the cow.
'Not I,' said the duck.
'Not I,' said the pig.
'Not I,' said the goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.
The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.
'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.
'Not I,' said the duck..
'Out of my classification,' said the pig.
'I'd lose my seniority,' said the cow.
'I'd lose my unemployment compensation,' said the goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.
At last it came time to bake the bread.
'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.
'That would be overtime for me,' said the cow.
'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck.
'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig.
'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen. She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see.
They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, 'No, I shall eat all five loaves.'
'Exc ess profits!' cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)
'I demand equal rights!' yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson )
The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, 'You must not be so greedy.'
'But I earned the bread,' said the little red hen.
'Exactly,' said Barack the farmer. 'That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.'
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, 'I am grateful, for now I truly understand.'
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established. Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.
EPILOGUE:
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.
IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT ?
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| 2/24/2009 4:20:38 AM |
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debztake
Minneapolis, MN
59, joined Aug. 2008
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 pak!!
Craptacular!!!
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| 2/24/2009 6:53:21 AM |
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knightkosd
Janesville, WI
50, joined Oct. 2008
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It's a barnyard alright...I think I just stepped in what they are trying to feed me... Great post!
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| 2/24/2009 9:09:48 AM |
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croydon_pa_male
Trenton, NJ
59, joined May. 2008
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Ken, that is the most intelligent post I've seen in this group. It is direct and to the point. That is what our educational system should be teaching. Unfortunatley they're in the pocket of BIG GOVERNMENT and will eat the crap shoveled their way.
Thank you for that eye opening poetic comparison.
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| 2/24/2009 3:38:05 PM |
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rubythewes
Kennesaw, GA
70, joined Jan. 2009
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Loved it!
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| 2/24/2009 4:35:29 PM |
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vet61
Peoria, IL
54, joined Aug. 2008
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That would be funny as Hell if it weren't so true!
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| 2/24/2009 9:34:36 PM |
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linkitty
Bozeman, MT
59, joined Sep. 2008
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to bad the little red hen didn't peck there faces off, now that would be funny.
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| 2/25/2009 12:06:54 PM |
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linkitty
Bozeman, MT
59, joined Sep. 2008
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this was posted on another dating site forum, you should have seen all the people defending it, I wrote the same thing I posted here yesterday, to bad the little red hen didn't peck there faces off, I'm going back to see how many attacked my comment!
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| 2/26/2009 4:44:51 AM |
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knightkosd
Janesville, WI
50, joined Oct. 2008
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People need to lighten up. Remember, liberals are dower, sour-faced hand wringers who are more fun to laugh at than laugh with...watch the sharks when you put your toes in the pool 
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| 2/26/2009 2:38:31 PM |
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hodag
Nome, AK
62, joined Nov. 2007
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Paken,
So true, so sad.
But the story is too intellectually deep to be understood by most liberals.
God Help America
Hodag.
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| 3/8/2009 10:51:24 PM |
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1pinkstar
Omaha, NE
61, joined May. 2007
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loved it/ thanks
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