11/14/2007 12:52:15 AM |
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lawvixen
Oldsmar, FL
age: 54
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Worst-the stupid standard "I lost my number, can I have yours"?
Best-"Your eyes are as green as emeralds, and they are precious"!
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11/14/2007 5:12:45 AM |
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emt854
Appleton, WI
age: 53
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This has been covered over and over...
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11/14/2007 5:30:49 AM |
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lawvixen
Oldsmar, FL
age: 54
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I agree stripper, got to love the can I have your number line...
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11/14/2007 5:59:08 AM |
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datein
Avon Park, FL
age: 60
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OMG you have pretty red hair can i have your number so my mom can call and find out howshe can get that color. lol I told him well mine is natural so I doubt it but she could ask her hairdresser so go get her number.
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11/14/2007 6:54:16 AM |
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rosannachanna
Des Moines, IA
age: 57 online now!
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OMG, the best ever was: I was riding my harley on I35 in 1979, when this biker pulled up along side me in the same lane. I looked over, smiled, he cautiously but grinning the whole time, put one foot on his harley seat and extended the other leg straight out behind him. He kept both hands on the bars. I was blown away, he plopped back onto his seat and yelled over to me, "wanta go for a beer"..hell yes, we pulled off the next exit and had one in a little poedunk town and laughed and talked about riding. It didn't go anywhere, I stayed there, he left but it is a memory I'll never forget. Crazy Cool!
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11/14/2007 7:55:00 PM |
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furrypie4u
Edgewood, MD
age: 38
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Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
Nice shoes. Wanna f@#!?
I can't decide if these are worst or best.
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11/15/2007 4:07:36 PM |
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queenofhearts61
Seymour, IN
age: 62
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The worst "you have bedroom eyes" yeah like I look sleepy?
The best "you take my breath away" was totally unexpected, was stopped in the middle of a sentence and was speachless.
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11/15/2007 10:41:15 PM |
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sumbeach763
Columbia, SC
age: 44
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Ok , this was so funny, i saw you across the room and fate drew me to you......LOL
Oh the worst............. Still funny........Can't thank of a good one....
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11/16/2007 4:25:49 AM |
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queenofhearts61
Seymour, IN
age: 62
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Hey Beach was that the best or worst?
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11/16/2007 5:35:39 AM |
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butterfly58
Arcadia, MO
age: 58 online now!
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Worst "Hey Baby ! Look what I got for ya!"
"What's your sign?"
"WANNA?"
"I think I could forget I'm married with you!"
Best "Are you always this happy?"
"I knew the "voices" were right; and I'm glad they let me out!"
"WOW!!"
"Do you laugh at everything?"
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11/16/2007 3:06:34 PM |
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sugarmagnolia1
Burns Flat, OK
age: 40
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"Wannna?"
"I've got a 379 Pete"
" do you give head before the first date?"
Can't decide which is worst.
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11/16/2007 3:12:21 PM |
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sugarmagnolia1
Burns Flat, OK
age: 40
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Ok, I decided. The absolute worst line was " I've got 12 inches." If a man has to brag, you're doomed to dissappointment.
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11/17/2007 2:30:30 PM |
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leila123
Liberty Hill, TX
age: 59
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Just plain stupid:
Him "Did that hurt?"
Me "What"
Him "When you fell."
Me "When I fell?"
Him, "Yeah, from heaven."
Another lame one:
Him "Are you tired."
Me "No, why?"
Him, "You must be because you've been running through my mind all night!"
Worst:
Him "I think I'm in lust with you."
Leila
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11/17/2007 2:41:08 PM |
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cottagebithec
Utica, NY
age: 60 online now!
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Best...
I like your smile.
I noticed you the minute you walked in the room.
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11/17/2007 7:25:46 PM |
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suggamomma2b
Greenville, NC
age: 30
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I meet a guy and he goes u tired, because u been running through my mind all day. Thats so old!
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