burnedonce
Duncan, OK
age: 67
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Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day: If only men would listen...
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chopperbabe
Selah, WA
age: 46 online now!
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This is cute but oh so true. I love flapping my gums only to hear "Huh??? What did you say???" or "Yes dear"
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sumbeach763
Columbia, SC
age: 44
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Burned you are so silly, thats true tho......Hugs beach
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rosannachanna
Des Moines, IA
age: 57 online now!
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Start talking about how good it was the last time you had sex, break out the latest T & A rag, ask which ones he thinks are the sexiest, then get your point across, what you really wanted his attention about. For some the local hammerin' hank hardware fliers will get his attention as well as home improvement ads. Ya just gotta speak the same language...No matter how into a game, if you start up his compressor or table saw, he'll want to know what's on your mind....Tried, tested and true..Channa
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lawvixen
Oldsmar, FL
age: 54 online now!
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HOW TO "GET HIS GOAT"
Start using BOB, while he is watching tv in the bedroom, and don't let him join in.
Turn the opposite direction he tells you to turn when YOU are driving.
Cook the same meal two days in a row.
Root for the opposite sports team while he is watching sports on tv, even if you don't know what is going on.
Serve Pillsbury crescent rolls with no butter.
Meet him at the door wearing only an apron, then quickly change into a housecoat.
Wear a perfume that he can't tolerate.
Rub the lamp and then quit before the Genie comes out.
And the alltime "pisser offer"-ask "are you in yet"?
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???
[Edited 11/20/2007 2:23:03 PM]
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rosannachanna
Des Moines, IA
age: 57 online now!
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Well crap, you'll have to change your identity now Vix! In case I don't ever recognize you again, it's been nice. I enjoy your sense of humor but I'm sure some been takin' it right in the ole keester. Channa
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lotus3
Venice, FL
age: 55 online now!
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I love the puzzled look a guy will give you when he is trying to figure out what he missed while you were talking and keeps nodding his head with a yes, yes...I like to answer with...Great!! I am off to the store to get it!!
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