| 5/25/2011 1:32:06 PM |
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taliesinmb
Buford, GA
39, joined Apr. 2011
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I was inspired to create this one for a friend.. And let's face it, we've all said and heard some pretty funny sh*t on these sites.. Might as well share your "mack" and take us all to pimpology school...
(Hopefully none of you will post any of my late-night hookup lines..) 
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| 5/25/2011 1:39:16 PM |
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taliesinmb
Buford, GA
39, joined Apr. 2011
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"Do you taste as good as you sound?"
Yeah.. I'll admit I use to mass spam this back in the aol days.. but I swear it worked! It's all about targeting the right demographic!
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| 5/25/2011 1:48:39 PM |
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beccasgardens11
Tallapoosa, GA
41, joined Feb. 2010
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It is unfair for a world to see how lovely you look all day long and all you have are reflections and pictures of yourself, which are secondary to any viewer. I wish I could give you my eyes to let you see how beautiful you are to me.
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| 5/25/2011 1:52:14 PM |
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s_g
Kennesaw, GA
54, joined Oct. 2008
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"you have received a new friend request"
seals the deal every time 
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| 5/25/2011 1:53:32 PM |
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baghdaddy_01
Jenkinsburg, GA
53, joined Sep. 2009
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Hi. Wanna f**k?
I know someone who did this and it actually worked...
I really think he paid her off before hand to try and impress us. 
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| 5/25/2011 1:54:10 PM |
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baghdaddy_01
Jenkinsburg, GA
53, joined Sep. 2009
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"you have received a new friend request"
seals the deal every time
Can I be your friend? 
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| 5/25/2011 1:54:55 PM |
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s_g
Kennesaw, GA
54, joined Oct. 2008
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^uh yeah! sealed the deal....see works every time
[Edited 5/25/2011 1:55:24 PM ]
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| 5/25/2011 1:55:01 PM |
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1defleppard
Boaz, AL
54, joined Apr. 2011
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Personally, I don't do pickup lines. Talk is cheap and find the best pickup lines 2 be the unspoken words. I.E. open doors, buying flowers "just because", and being kind.
But 2 comply with ur thread this girl @ a bar in Louisiana told me her friends call her Tammy. Then wrote her # on a napkin and w/a wink said I can call her "anytime I wanted".
I thought that was hot.
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| 5/25/2011 1:56:21 PM |
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baghdaddy_01
Jenkinsburg, GA
53, joined Sep. 2009
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^uh yeah! sealed the deal....see works every time
SWEET!!!! 
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| 5/25/2011 1:57:46 PM |
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s_g
Kennesaw, GA
54, joined Oct. 2008
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Hi. Wanna f**k?
We had a few guys do this in a bar I used to hang out in in my 20's
eventually somebody will be drunk enough or pissed at somebody enough to say yes
<---no, I didn't
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| 5/25/2011 2:00:53 PM |
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baghdaddy_01
Jenkinsburg, GA
53, joined Sep. 2009
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Darn it!!! I was going to call you and ask...
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| 5/25/2011 2:12:04 PM |
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taliesinmb
Buford, GA
39, joined Apr. 2011
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"you have received a new friend request"
seals the deal every time
Well yeah.. if you're hot! I mean what about the rest of us? LOL
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| 5/25/2011 2:16:30 PM |
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taliesinmb
Buford, GA
39, joined Apr. 2011
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All time favorites..
1. (in a bar) "I came over to let you buy me a drink."
2. "So.. gotta place for this big d*ck?"
3. "Know how much a polar bear weighs? (no, how much) "enough to break the ice.."
4. My all time favorite, "Don't be dumb, get you SOME!"
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| 5/25/2011 2:26:47 PM |
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paladin_ps
Alpharetta, GA
70, joined Jun. 2010
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Excuse me, but I seem to be too drunk to drive. Would you be so kind as to drive me home in my car? Oh, you can drive a Lamborghini, right?
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| 5/25/2011 2:43:00 PM |
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xkryptickittyxx
Gainesville, GA
31, joined May. 2011
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subject: U
Message:
how original!
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| 5/25/2011 3:55:41 PM |
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taliesinmb
Buford, GA
39, joined Apr. 2011
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I just tried a new one out on a girl for the effect..
"Cute pic, nice breasts, what's up?"
Don't use this one guys..
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| 5/25/2011 4:36:48 PM |
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s_g
Kennesaw, GA
54, joined Oct. 2008
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^ I think it would be more fun to see her reply 
[Edited 5/25/2011 4:36:58 PM ]
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| 5/25/2011 4:41:58 PM |
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ryno4hire
Atlanta, GA
37, joined Dec. 2010
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Did it hurt?
Girl replies: oh f**k off that line is old as hell..
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| 5/25/2011 9:31:42 PM |
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hrhmouse
Gainesville, GA
27, joined Feb. 2011
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1) that shirt looks so becoming on you... But if I was on you I'd be cumming too
2) how about I be your burger king and you be my dairy queen... Ou treat me right I'll let you have it your way
3) my magic watch says your not wearing any underwear (she says she is)... Oh I guess its ten minutes fast
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| 5/25/2011 9:46:41 PM |
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tardsmasher2
Douglasville, GA
53, joined Jun. 2010
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Those titties look heavy and I'm a professional baggage handler.
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| 5/25/2011 9:51:14 PM |
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kronos789
Grovetown, GA
32, joined May. 2011
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I think I sent that message to kitty
And here I thought we could be friends
I feel bad for the guy whodunnit for real
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| 5/25/2011 10:02:58 PM |
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realintheatl
Norcross, GA
45, joined Mar. 2011
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I dont use pick up lines anywhere.Its so stupid and fake.People with any sense can pick up a line.
I'm just myself and my true words either get it or dont.
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| 5/25/2011 10:20:22 PM |
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good4_u
Smiths Station, AL
37, joined Mar. 2011
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Wanna come to my house for a c*cktail?
My c*ck, your tail
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| 5/25/2011 10:39:43 PM |
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cuzzin_earl
Rome, GA
47, joined Dec. 2010
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Yer purdier than the moonlight shinin off the back of a goat tied to a stump. 
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| 5/25/2011 11:25:23 PM |
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misschevious2
Rockmart, GA
53, joined Jul. 2009
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Aaaawww, Earl... that's purdie! You is romantics! 
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| 5/25/2011 11:28:29 PM |
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just_ct
Rome, GA
57, joined Sep. 2009
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You are so totally amazing that I can’t think of anything to say
that won’t sound completely ridiculous.
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| 5/25/2011 11:58:44 PM |
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realintheatl
Norcross, GA
45, joined Mar. 2011
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To be honest Pickup lines make up for the fact that the person saying it has no confidence in them being who they are.Its fact.There so stupid and immature.
Be yourself and allow your true self and words decide and if they dont work.Then you really are a loser and need some help.
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| 5/26/2011 12:01:35 AM |
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s_g
Kennesaw, GA
54, joined Oct. 2008
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I'm a lesbian also So lets git it ooooooon 
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| 5/26/2011 12:02:52 AM |
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realintheatl
Norcross, GA
45, joined Mar. 2011
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Thats not a line.Im really a lesbian.I love woman.
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| 5/26/2011 3:47:35 AM |
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paladin_ps
Alpharetta, GA
70, joined Jun. 2010
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I used a pickup line once that actually worked, but I don't remember what it was. However, I did get to sit with this beautiful woman (Lisa) and we chatted for quite a while, while I plied her with drinks. Eventually, I popped the big question. "Lisa, may I have your phone number?" To which she responded, "Oh, it's in the book." I said, "Great, what's your last name" She said, "That's in the book, too." 
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| 5/26/2011 9:10:59 PM |
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fosplicer
Dallas, GA
55, joined May. 2009
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Pardon me Miss do you work for UPS? Because I could swear that you just checked out my package.
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| 5/27/2011 4:38:08 PM |
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xkryptickittyxx
Gainesville, GA
31, joined May. 2011
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Sexii a** what's gewd wif it <--- can I get a translation plz?
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| 5/27/2011 5:22:17 PM |
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dilsnick
Dahlonega, GA
42, joined Oct. 2010
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Shut up and get naked b*tch works just fine for me.
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| 5/27/2011 10:20:56 PM |
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taliesin76
Atlanta, GA
39, joined May. 2011
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**translation for ms. kitty..
"Hi, ms clever, I'm hiphop69 from walnut grove. I want to be very gangsterish and perhaps, with your permission, have intercourse sometime with you. I won't be very good at it, and will not most likely last very long, but I will get to at least get a high five from carlton and his friends.. would you have mercy on me?"
Whoop der' it is..
Marc 
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| 5/27/2011 10:26:30 PM |
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s_g
Kennesaw, GA
54, joined Oct. 2008
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^ new profile?
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| 5/28/2011 2:34:32 AM |
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taliesin76
Atlanta, GA
39, joined May. 2011
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Long story... just kinda tired of the whole thing.. but deleting was rash considering I have made friends here.. And "whalla"
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| 5/28/2011 2:38:09 AM |
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taliesin76
Atlanta, GA
39, joined May. 2011
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"merry christmas.." (works best in may)
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| 5/28/2011 5:51:05 AM |
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jb_hockey71
Augusta, GA
44, joined Dec. 2008
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"Let's go get some pizza and then f**k" (*shocked silence*) "What! You don't like pizza??"
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| 5/28/2011 11:20:20 AM |
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taliesin76
Atlanta, GA
39, joined May. 2011
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"Hey, I've been perv'n you for a while now..."
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| 5/29/2011 3:18:05 PM |
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justinmiller87
Augusta, GA
36, joined Apr. 2011
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"Hi. I'm Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate. But you can call me B.O.B."
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| 5/29/2011 3:21:40 PM |
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columbusgirl1
Columbus, GA
35, joined Feb. 2011
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him: Hi my name is joe schmoe and I would like to take you to dinner sometime.
me: I'm sorry but I am seeing someone.
Him: I really like cheese.
me: Huh?
him: Oh I thought we were both talking about things that dont matter!
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| 5/29/2011 5:36:25 PM |
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just_ct
Rome, GA
57, joined Sep. 2009
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Him: I really like cheese.
me: Huh?
GO EARL!!!!!!!!
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| 5/29/2011 5:53:14 PM |
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erm70
Villa Rica, GA
45, joined Jul. 2008
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My husband and I were wondering....
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| 5/29/2011 5:57:12 PM |
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justinmiller87
Augusta, GA
36, joined Apr. 2011
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My husband and I were wondering....
Reiterating the golden rule from the Hot Tub thread.
"I own a horse."
"Your conversational partner has disconnected."
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| 5/29/2011 6:10:37 PM |
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just_ct
Rome, GA
57, joined Sep. 2009
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Ray sent me.
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| 6/1/2011 10:26:24 AM |
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xkryptickittyxx
Gainesville, GA
31, joined May. 2011
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Will you be the CSS to my HTML??
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| 6/1/2011 11:24:55 AM |
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justinmiller87
Augusta, GA
36, joined Apr. 2011
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Will you be the CSS to my HTML??
That's the most romantic thing I think I've ever heard. For serious.
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| 6/1/2011 11:28:33 AM |
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misschevious2
Rockmart, GA
53, joined Jul. 2009
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You guys just made me remember a movie's quote
"The cool points are out the window and im all wrapped up in the game." That was a very romantic line!
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| 6/1/2011 11:33:04 AM |
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xkryptickittyxx
Gainesville, GA
31, joined May. 2011
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That's the most romantic thing I think I've ever heard. For serious.
me too...to bad it wasnt actually said to me!!! but thinking it's a good one to use in the future!! 
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| 6/1/2011 11:34:00 AM |
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xkryptickittyxx
Gainesville, GA
31, joined May. 2011
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You guys just made me remember a movie's quote
"The cool points are out the window and im all wrapped up in the game." That was a very romantic line!
lmao!!Bringin down the house! Great movie!
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| 6/1/2011 12:15:47 PM |
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realintheatl
Norcross, GA
45, joined Mar. 2011
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lmao!!Bringin down the house! Great movie!
Thats a pickup line? Im sure you didnt fall for that one.
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| 6/1/2011 12:53:11 PM |
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xkryptickittyxx
Gainesville, GA
31, joined May. 2011
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Us not talking for 2 months is going beyond playing hard to get. You’re going to drive me into the arms of several other men at this rate!
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| 6/1/2011 1:01:07 PM |
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realintheatl
Norcross, GA
45, joined Mar. 2011
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Kitty i know how that goes.Thats when u know its over.I guess there is a chance.I dont know how u feel.But i believe we are in agreement here.If there is interest by both somewhat constant communication is a must.Not like swarming.But you know what i mean.
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| 6/1/2011 1:07:01 PM |
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xkryptickittyxx
Gainesville, GA
31, joined May. 2011
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| 6/1/2011 1:08:21 PM |
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realintheatl
Norcross, GA
45, joined Mar. 2011
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lmao
Buy 1 get 3 free..
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| 6/1/2011 1:13:59 PM |
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columbusgirl1
Columbus, GA
35, joined Feb. 2011
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Subject: u r
very pretty
Yeah ok... everyone knows that's all it takes!!!
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| 6/1/2011 3:33:08 PM |
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sutekh33
Forsyth, GA
38, joined Mar. 2011
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If you want to come over, I'll cook you dinner.
^ Seems to work for both men and women.
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| 6/1/2011 4:33:23 PM |
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taliesin76
Atlanta, GA
39, joined May. 2011
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I use the dinner one a lot with loads of success! Luckily, I happen to be one hell of a cook!
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| 6/1/2011 4:54:18 PM |
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robtest
Norcross, GA
55, joined Sep. 2008
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Will you be the CSS to my HTML??
I love those egyptian cotton CSS's ... Now I just need a Php'er to reindex me...
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| 6/1/2011 5:00:58 PM |
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justinmiller87
Augusta, GA
36, joined Apr. 2011
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This one is almost always a complete abysmal failure, but I try to use it nearly every time:
Hi. I'm justinmiller87.
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