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JOKE of the DAY
by smooth2385 at 12/9/2014 8:25:24 PM
~An 80 yr Old lady was marrying for the 4th time. Newspaper asked if she would mind talking about her husbands & what they did for a living. She smiled & said "My 1st husband was a Banker, then I marr...
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LADIES ONLY: This is For The Record!!!
by smooth2385 at 7/3/2014 5:26:59 PM
Its True. Im single. My own House I have No Kids. My Own House. And A car. The only thing missing is a Pretty woman that likes to go places and try new things. If you think you can Handle that... Inbo...
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My Thoughts Dare to Look
by smooth2385 at 6/29/2014 2:36:33 PM
If you don't create your own Lane in Life you will be stuck in Traffic Forever!
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This is not for Entertainment.....LOOK...
by smooth2385 at 2/15/2014 3:45:20 AM
We are not creatures of circumstance. We are creators of circumstance.
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If you want to change the World..
by smooth2385 at 11/21/2013 3:58:46 PM
If you want to change the world… love a woman. Love her for life-beyond your fear of death, beyond your fear of being manipulated by the Mother inside your head. Don’t tell her you’re willing to die f...
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JOKE 2 FUNNY OMG!
by smooth2385 at 8/17/2013 11:44:07 AM
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left....
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JOKE of the Day
by smooth2385 at 1/5/2013 7:32:44 PM
-Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly,...
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Signs Your Dating a Keeper PT 2
by smooth2385 at 12/9/2012 1:49:04 PM
You are capable of both doing your own thing from time to time without the other becoming irrationally jealous, suspicious, or angry. 18. There is never any doubt that they are thinking of you, th...
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It would funny if...
by smooth2385 at 12/4/2012 12:04:38 PM
If Big Seans voice was Siri's Voice on the iPhone.. "Turn left boiiii... Wait, HOLD UP! Whoa Dereee! Wrong way! Swerveeeee ."
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Become The....
by smooth2385 at 11/21/2012 9:25:53 PM
Become the leader of your life. Lead yourself to where you want to be. Breathe life back into your soul, your desires, your goals, your relationships
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SIGNS your Dating A Keeper PT 1
by smooth2385 at 9/26/2012 5:57:54 PM
1. You don’t have to wait 3 or more hours for a response for a simple text every time you send one. 2. They aren’t embarrassed or put out by introducing you to their friends/including you sometime...
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Ladies u can only make a man...
by smooth2385 at 8/10/2012 10:17:18 AM
Ladies u can only make a man chase u for so long b4 he lose interest and who knows he could of been the love of Ur life
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Ingredients of a great relationship:
by smooth2385 at 8/8/2012 6:23:44 AM
Ingredients of a great relationship: COMMUNICATION, TRUST, ROMANCE, and of course sex. Not Regular sex... Explosive Sex! 
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Thought of the Day.. Fellas Get ready!
by smooth2385 at 7/26/2012 4:49:34 PM
A boy spends his time finding a girl to sleep with. A man spends his time looking for a woman worth waking up to.
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OVOO or Skype???
by smooth2385 at 7/24/2012 3:26:34 PM
Which one do you have?
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Question of the day # 2
by smooth2385 at 7/22/2012 10:27:14 AM
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers??
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Question of the day
by smooth2385 at 7/21/2012 8:42:03 PM
If a fat person swims in the pool naked is it still considered skinny dipping?
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They say when you sleep your brain....
by smooth2385 at 7/14/2012 4:16:49 PM
They say when you sleep your brain thinks more visually...but if so why cant i still find the girl of my dreams
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Anyone who stops...
by smooth2385 at 7/10/2012 3:54:36 PM
Anyone who stops learning is old-whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
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Most (wo)men dont
by smooth2385 at 7/9/2012 5:40:09 AM
When I woke up this morning, I asked myself, "What is life about?" I found the answer in my room...the fan said, "Be cool." The roof said, "Aim high." The window said, "See the world!" The clock said,...
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Best Relationship is...
by smooth2385 at 7/8/2012 1:25:05 PM
Best Relationship: Talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband & wife, protect each other like brother & sister
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One THING You DONT KNOW...
by smooth2385 at 6/6/2012 6:39:30 AM
SMART Men marry SMART Women...
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If you want me to fall for you, you have to...
by smooth2385 at 3/1/2012 10:20:29 AM
If you want me to fall for you, you have to give me something worth tripping over
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DESCRIBE YOUR EX USING ONLY MOVIE TITLES.
by smooth2385 at 2/29/2012 8:29:46 AM
DESCRIBE YOUR EX USING ONLY MOVIE TITLES.
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My Thought of the Day
by smooth2385 at 1/5/2012 9:19:33 AM
Thought of the Day: If they call people with a PHD Doctor... When I get my Masters Degree, will they call me Master?
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ADVICE of the Day...
by smooth2385 at 12/8/2011 5:39:34 AM
Dont Cook Bacon Butt Naked!
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A Man who...
by smooth2385 at 11/14/2011 9:14:49 AM
A Man who knows HOW will always have a job. A Man who knows WHY will always be his boss.
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A Persons Maturity is not defined by....
by smooth2385 at 10/26/2011 4:39:51 PM
A persons maturity is not defined by there age, but in their actions and the wisdom in which they possess.
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Sometimes we ALL question...
by smooth2385 at 10/19/2011 1:56:16 PM
"Sometimes we question stuff there is no answer too , but i just built a house on i dont give a F' Avenue"
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I Lost ALL.....
by smooth2385 at 10/15/2011 9:17:29 AM
I got a new phone and Lost all my numbers.. Inbox me your number!
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Great Joke---Read Now!
by smooth2385 at 10/13/2011 7:53:27 AM
Sad story of a man...... Last week was my birthday. My wife didnt wish me a happy birthday, my parents forgot & so eid my kids. I went 2 work even my colleagues forgot. As I entered my cabin my P.A sa...
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OmG! Awesome Beer Joke!!
by smooth2385 at 10/6/2011 11:52:18 AM
A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer." ha
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Zodiac Freak
by smooth2385 at 10/5/2011 7:34:39 PM
Aquarius do it the best!
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If People Talk about...
by smooth2385 at 10/4/2011 10:19:28 AM
If people talk about you behind your back,it's because you're ahead of them
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The Quickest way to get on your feet is...
by smooth2385 at 9/21/2011 8:44:42 AM
The Quickest way to get on your feet is to get off your Ass!
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Temptation can...
by smooth2385 at 9/17/2011 7:27:54 AM
Temptation can lead to many bad decisions, so stay focused on what's real in your life
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A Man has Two Options in a Relationship...
by smooth2385 at 9/12/2011 8:50:31 AM
A man has two options in a relationship, either stand up and be the man she needs or SIT DOWN so she can see the man behind you!
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The Strength of a Man isnt...
by smooth2385 at 9/6/2011 12:11:48 PM
The Strength of a Man isnt in how many women he's loved. Its in how true he can be to the ONE woman he's trying to love.
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The Best Thing to Give Your Enemy is..
by smooth2385 at 9/5/2011 11:17:54 AM
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make h...
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Got Skype???
by smooth2385 at 8/27/2011 3:40:12 AM
This site has chat rooms... But that is sooo Boring! Lets throw a Skype Party! If you agree put a comment and your Skype Name so we can Skype it up! Skype
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FUTURISTIC PAARTY!!!
by smooth2385 at 8/15/2011 12:03:44 AM
ITS 3:05AM! Im thinking Futuristic Party! This site has chat rooms... But that is sooo Boring! Lets throw a Skype Party! If you agree put a comment and your Skype Name so we can Skype it up! Skype ID:
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Being A MALE...
by smooth2385 at 8/9/2011 8:21:27 PM
Being male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, but being a gentleman is matter of choice.
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I DONT believe any......
by smooth2385 at 8/2/2011 9:05:27 AM
I dont believe anyone should spend MAJOR time on MINOR people. Meaning stop hanging around chickens if your an EAGLE
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TRUE Romantic....
by smooth2385 at 7/28/2011 11:42:57 AM
TRUE Romantic.... Thats what I am... Are you the special one for me....
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Distance is not....
by smooth2385 at 7/25/2011 9:06:37 AM
Distance is not an obstacle when it comes to matters of the heart! People have circled the globe many times in search for true love!
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My Ideal woman: WARNING: THIS IS VERY LONG BUT IF YOU`re FEELIN ME REA
by smooth2385 at 6/22/2011 4:49:11 PM
Physically my ideal woman is my height or taller. Her eyes are gorgeous brown,green, or hazel. She always keeps her hair and nails pretty. Her wardrobe is feminine yet playful during times of play. ie...
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25 WAYZ TO PLEEZ A WOMAN
by smooth2385 at 5/14/2011 6:06:51 AM
1. Fellas listen to your girl when she is talking she will tell you everything she likes if u just listen 2. Fellas do something new in the bedroom like take her pants off with your mouth and h...
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HANG OUT AND HAVE FUN IN OHIO
by smooth2385 at 7/20/2010 6:14:01 PM
Anyone in CLEVELAND or Surrounding areas want to meet and hang out?Bike rides,hiking,dinner,the Beach, tennis?  
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