| 10/2/2012 11:49:20 PM |
Why could Jesus walk on water? |
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morr9202
Oklahoma City, OK
30, joined Sep. 2012
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Because shit floats.
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| 10/3/2012 8:07:59 AM |
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azmetalfan
Mesa, AZ
39, joined Mar. 2009
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He is the 10x great grand father of Chris Angel.
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| 10/3/2012 7:42:12 PM |
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whays
Payson, AZ
73, joined Nov. 2008
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Blacks think Obama walks on water.
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| 10/3/2012 10:12:09 PM |
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morr9202
Oklahoma City, OK
30, joined Sep. 2012
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I always thought black people were afraid of water because it will ruin their perm? 
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| 10/4/2012 12:22:27 AM |
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jay8bit
Columbus, OH
98, joined Oct. 2011
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I'm more impressed by the footprints on the moon, even if he did.
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| 10/23/2012 4:07:47 PM |
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enemyofreality
Tampa, FL
26, joined Mar. 2012
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I have to admit, I lol'd.
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| 10/25/2012 9:03:25 AM |
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lake7
Kansas City, MO
38, joined Jul. 2011
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Whites think Columbus walked on water, also Wes Anderson
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| 10/27/2012 10:50:05 PM |
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memnock7007
Hitchcock, TX
56, joined Apr. 2012
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There was no Jesus.It's a myth,just like the rest.
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| 10/28/2012 8:13:17 AM |
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azmetalfan
Mesa, AZ
39, joined Mar. 2009
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There was no Jesus.It's a myth,just like the rest.
But I just saw him mowing my neighbors grass the other day.
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| 10/28/2012 11:56:34 AM |
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whays
Payson, AZ
73, joined Nov. 2008
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Jesus hated n**gers and spics.
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| 11/3/2012 9:20:07 AM |
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ashyartist
Boulder, CO
29, joined Nov. 2012
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Jesus to race jokes 
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| 11/5/2012 2:54:16 PM |
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jcmaine
Farmington, ME
37, joined May. 2011
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frankly i dont see much difference in the intellectual capacity require for either kind of joke
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| 11/16/2012 3:51:33 PM |
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whays
Payson, AZ
73, joined Nov. 2008
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Yeah, and a floater puffed up with intestinal gas.
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| 2/6/2013 2:01:54 PM |
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stargirl86
Daytona Beach, FL
30, joined Mar. 2011
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But I just saw him mowing my neighbors grass the other day.
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| 5/18/2013 11:25:44 AM |
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no_way_jose_nj
Paterson, NJ
42, joined Apr. 2013
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Because he was smoking that loud. Lol!
How does Santa Claus fit in the chimney? Enough said.
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| 5/20/2013 3:15:03 AM |
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spockman13
Altoona, PA
43, joined May. 2013
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 I can walk on water, when it freezes.
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| 5/25/2013 8:21:21 AM |
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liber8
Traverse City, MI
68, joined May. 2013
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There was no Jesus.It's a myth,just like the rest.
There absolutely was a Jesus. He was the sixteenth savior that descended from Heaven, that was born of a virgin mother and was subsequently crucified. The first fifteen didn't take. Apparently back in those days, white guys with blue eyes and long hair who wore bath robes, hung around with twelve other dudes who did the same, had a foot fetish, didn't like women around, and was still a virgin past thirty years old (wink, wink), weren't liked very much. It would appear that not much has changed in the 2000 odd years that have since pasted by. Jesus would have loved San Francisco. 
Now, I don't buy into this sort of stuff. I'm surprised and disappointed they didn't come up with a better less insulting scenario for a god. Anyway, I'm a Pandeist (Pagan if you will). I worship rocks so technically, I'm not an atheist or an agnostic in that I think we're all god. Now, reasoned men and women could agree with me. Only the crazies could buy the walk on water idiocy.
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| 8/13/2013 10:03:40 AM |
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never_pc
Sacramento, CA
65, joined Jan. 2012
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He missed the transit bus LOL!
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| 8/20/2013 5:36:10 PM |
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christian126
New York, NY
24, joined Aug. 2013
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[Edited 8/20/2013 5:36:53 PM ]
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| 8/26/2013 3:29:47 PM |
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christian126
New York, NY
24, joined Aug. 2013
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Because shit floats.
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| 3/30/2014 6:59:50 AM |
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anthony209rida
Morgan Hill, CA
41, joined Oct. 2013
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He couldn't it was just coincidence that the water was filled with all them people they killed in his name so he was steppin on fools lol
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| 4/4/2014 11:05:33 PM |
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thesainthataint
The Dalles, OR
63, joined Dec. 2009
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He can't anymore..........Too many holes in his feet.
Kinda fuked up his ability to swim too.
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| 4/14/2014 11:22:45 PM |
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smthgabouther
Baltimore, MD
36, joined Dec. 2012
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Obama walks on water.
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| 4/28/2014 5:31:57 PM |
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pinguinorojo
Johnson City, NY
31, joined Feb. 2010
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You guys got it all wrong...
... the guy invented surfing. People at the time didn't know what to make of it so they claimed he "walked" on water, but in fact, he was surfing. Trust me, I know, I built a time machine and I traveled to the past and saw him with my own eyes.
 
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| 5/2/2014 5:58:58 PM |
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bigbrotherone13
Sewell, NJ
25, joined Apr. 2014
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Chris Angel can do it too...not impressive
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| 5/11/2014 3:06:41 AM |
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pickygirl72
Pinon Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2011
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I got it...he was in the shallow end
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