keepslowprofile
Moose Lake, MN
98, joined Nov. 2011
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The
Poker Player...
Two couples were playing poker
one evening. Jim
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Les's wife, Sue, wasn't
wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this,
Jim upon trying to sit back up again,
hit his head on the table and
emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen
to get some refreshments.
Les's wife followed
and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under
there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that,
well indeed he did.
She said, 'Well, you can
have it but it will cost you $200.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, Jim confirms that
he is interested.
Sue told him that
since her husband Les played golf
Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her
house around 2pm next Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at
Les's house at 2pm sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $200,
they went to the bedroom, and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Les came home from
golf at 6pm and upon arriving, asked his wife, 'Did
Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue
answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes
this afternoon.
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her
husband further inquired, and did he give you $200?
Sue, using her best poker face, She replied,
'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $200.
Les, with a satisfied look
on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $200 from me.
He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on
his way home and pay me back.'
Now THAT, my
friends, is a poker player[.b]
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