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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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Lmao Eddie  it was a redhead he,he,he
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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 OK let's hear how peanut pickers might be.
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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 It takes a nut to know a nut 
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heathervabch
Virginia Beach, VA
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VAEGOOD - too funny!!!
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swiperkswipin
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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   Polly wolly doodle continued....
A peanut sat
in virginia chat
along came mellotron
and swooped her away
so there aint no Toot Toot
peanut butter today
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very,
very long cat. You pull his tail in New York
and his head is meowing in Los Angeles.
Do you understand this? And radio operates
exactly the same way: you send signals
here, they receive them there. The only
difference is that there is no cat."
-- Albert Einstein
 goodmorning VA'll
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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Ok whomever made the new law for state inspections, please find nearest bridge; shortest rope, and proceed to jump off it !
This has been a message from the emergency broadcast hammy , you may now return to your mundane lives 
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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 who needs a bridge and rope if you got a yota scrape the wall all the way round the track and blame it on somebody else
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froufrou_muffin
Fredriksberg
Sweden
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Howdy, VA chatters! I was not expecting this snow today!
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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I think the snow surprised most of us The schools were closed or delayed around here. I'm glad to see it melt quickly
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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who needs a bridge and rope if you got a yota scrape the wall all the way round the track and blame it on somebody else
He didn't blame anyone, what race did you watch ,lol also .... He showed resilience by staying out and using the wall to turn
Denny rules 
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Joey doesn't think so
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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"Sometimes I wish I was what I was when I wished
I was what I am now."
What do you call '69' in China?
Two can chew!
Bag Boy
This guy has been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for
five years.
One day the supermarket gets new orange juice machines, and
the bag boy is really excited and asks the manager if he can
work the juice machines.
The manager says no.
The bagger says, "But I've been working here for five years.
Why can't I run the juice machines?"
The manager answers, "I'm sorry, son, but baggers can't be
juicers."
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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Plug for the Carolina rebellion !
This is a 2 day event featuring many high profile bands including ;
Soundgarden,3 doors down, 3 days grace, POP evil, halestorm ,popa roach, Alice n chains , and shit tons more bands !!!
It's may 4-5 at charlotte speedway in concord NC ...
All the info you need is at :
Carolinarebellion.com
See you there, oh and if your a hawwwwt babe, I got a few extra tickets at discount prices
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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Poor denny , got all busted up in the wreck 
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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Yeah ....joey really needs a hard hit to calm him down
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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hammy you should perform a slammin Hamlin song 
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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 Good one gurnz
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Taxes Defined
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing something right.
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hamlin11
Radford, VA
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Endangered Species
An exciting new development in marine biology promised to
extend the lifespan of an endangered species of porpoise. In
fact, the data suggested that if a specific kind of African
seagull, freshly out of the egg, was fed to the porpoises
every day without fail, they would actually live forever!
The big challenge was to gather this food supply, this
equivalent of chicken dinners for oceanic mammals, on a
regular basis. There were many problems, including the fact
that it could be dangerous, as these seagulls were found
near water holes where all sorts of large game animals
congregated.
But this was an important ecological breakthrough, so teams
were sent out right away. They worked diligently to supply
the necessary small fowl.
One afternoon, an intrepid gull-gatherer on his way back to
base from the water hole encountered a pride of lions taking
their afternoon nap.
As they were blocking his way, and his day's catch of
seagull hatchlings was needed right away, he carefully
stepped over the lions that were directly in his path.
That spelled the end of the experiment. The porpoises,
deprived of their special diet, not only did not live
forever, but they also became extinct.
That was because an alert game control officer had spotted
the team member, arrested him, confiscated his equipment and
baggage, and charged him with ... transporting young gulls
across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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BANANAS & MILK DUDS
Below is an article written by Rick Reilly of Sports Illustrated. He details his experiences when given the opportunity to fly in a F-14 Tomcat. If you aren't laughing out loud by the time you get to 'Milk Duds,' your sense of humor is seriously broken.
Now this message is for America's most famous athletes:
Someday you may be invited to fly in the back-seat of one of your country's most powerful fighter jets. Many of you already have. John Elway, John Stockton, Tiger Woods to name a few. If you get this opportunity, let me urge you, with the greatest sincerity... Move to Guam instead!
Change your name.
Fake your own death!
Whatever you do.
Do Not Go!!!
I know.
The U.S. Navy invited me to try it. I was thrilled. I was pumped. I was toast! I should have known when they told me my pilot would be Chip (Biff) King of Fighter Squadron 213 at Naval Air Station Oceana in Virginia Beach.
Whatever you're thinking a Top Gun named Chip (Biff) King looks like, triple it. He's about six-foot, tan, ice-blue eyes, wavy surfer hair, finger-crippling handshake -- the kind of man who wrestles dyspeptic alligators in his leisure time. If you see this man, run the other way, Fast.
Biff King was born to fly. His father, Jack King, was for years the voice of NASA missions. ('T-minus 15 seconds and counting .' Remember?) Chip would charge neighborhood kids a quarter each to hear his dad. Jack would wake up from naps surrounded by nine-year-olds waiting for him to say, 'We have liftoff'.
Biff was to fly me in an F-14D Tomcat, a ridiculously powerful $60 million weapon with nearly as much thrust as weight, not unlike Colin Montgomerie. I was worried about getting airsick, so the night before the flight I asked Biff if there was something I should eat the next morning.
'Bananas,' he said.
'For the potassium?' I asked.
'No,' Biff said, 'because they taste about the same coming up as they do going down.'
The next morning, out on the tarmac, I had on my flight suit with my name sewn over the left breast.
(No call sign -- like Crash or Sticky or Leadfoot. But, still, very cool.) I carried my helmet in the crook of my arm, as Biff had instructed. If ever in my life I had a chance to nail Nicole Kidman, this was it.
A fighter pilot named Psycho gave me a safety briefing and then fastened me into my ejection seat, which, when employed, would 'egress' me out of the plane at such a velocity that I would be immediately knocked unconscious.
Just as I was thinking about aborting the flight, the canopy closed over me, and Biff gave the ground crew a thumbs-up. In minutes we were firing nose up at 600 mph. We leveled out and then canopy-rolled over another F-14..
Those 20 minutes were the rush of my life. Unfortunately, the ride lasted 80.. It was like being on the roller coaster at Six Flags Over Hell. Only without rails. We did barrel rolls, snap rolls, loops, yanks and banks. We dived, rose and dived again, sometimes with a vertical velocity of 10,000 feet per minute. We chased another F-14, and it chased us.
We broke the speed of sound. Sea was sky and sky was sea. Flying at 200 feet we did 90-degree turns at 550 mph, creating a G force of 6.5, which is to say I felt as if 6.5 times my body weight was smashing against me, thereby approximating life as Colin Montgomerie.
And I egressed the bananas.
And I egressed the pizza from the night before.
And the lunch before that.
I egressed a box of Milk Duds from the sixth grade.
I made Linda Blair look polite. Because of the G's, I was egressing stuff that never thought would be egressed.
I went through not one airsick bag, but two.
Biff said I passed out. Twice. I was coated in sweat. At one point, as we were coming in upside down in a banked curve on a mock bombing target and the G's were flattening me like a tortilla and I was in and out of consciousness, I realized I was the first person in history to throw down.
I used to know 'cool'. Cool was Elway throwing a touchdown pass, or Norman making a five-iron bite. But now I really know 'cool'. Cool is guys like Biff, men with cast-iron stomachs and freon nerves. I wouldn't go up there again for Derek Jeter's black book, but I'm glad Biff does every day, and for less a year than a rookie reliever makes in a home stand.
A week later, when the spins finally stopped, Biff called. He said he and the fighters had the perfect call sign for me. Said he'd send it on a patch for my flight suit.
What is it?? I asked.
'Two Bags.'
God Bless America
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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"Some things just aren't funny. Beatings aren't
funny. Mimes aren't funny. But beating a mime
- why is that so hilarious?" 
-- Dave Attell
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something
stupid to say and then don't say it."
-- Sam Levenson
"After the accident, I told the police officer I
thought the driver of the other vehicle was
drunk. He told me the other vehicle was a cow."
-- Anonymous
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
Shouldn't you be asleep?
10. Whoops! Somebody grab that ... we may need to put it
back in later.
9. Spike! Spike! Come back with that! Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!
8. Is that supposed to be there? The book said it should be
on the other side.
7. Sterile, schmerile.
6. That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?
5. Gosh, if this works, I hope they name the procedure after
me!
4. Okay, we're ready for the transplant, wheel in the pig.
3. Don't worry, I think it's sharp enough.
2. No, don't throw that away, we'll probably need it for the
autopsy.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING
SURGERY?
1. Can you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my
concentration off.
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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why didn't you also get this one gurnz? would it have been an admission of guilt?
It's perfectly legal to be a smart a** at times but some people just take advantage of it...
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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It's OK if your a smart butt on here gurnz Ya know we love ya and I'm sorry if some of my posts have been offensive
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Seniors still need print media
I was visiting my niece last night and asked if I could borrow a
newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," she said. "I don't waste money on
newspapers. Here, you may borrow my iPad."
I can tell you this.....
That durn fly never knew what hit him!
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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 Ten (10) Things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
You have received this because I didn't want to be alone in the
idiot category.
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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looks like hammy busted out to an early lead and wants to keep a head
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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"The Old Version"
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
"The New Versions"
Pessimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
Optimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time
forget her.
Patient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...
Playful:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *
Vengeful:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she doesn't come back,
Hunt her down and shoot her.
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
She'll evolve.
Statistician :
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's Fan:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over Possessive:
If you love somebody
don't set her free.
HR Specialist
If you love somebody
set her free
By Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
MBA
If you love somebody
set her free...
instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
Rhett Butler
If you love somebody
set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why
say you don't give a damn.
ERP Functional Expert
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance Expert
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
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vaegood
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Zero trees were consumed in creating these comments but a few million electrons were highly pissed off!
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vaegood
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Thanks for the info only a genuine nut would know.....Much appreciated
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vaegood
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[URL=http://media.photobucket.com/user/dbltree2000/media/Alfalfa/Julyalfalfa.jpg.html] [/URL]
 alfalfa for the bovines
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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 peas are a legume btw and your a nut  so you do the math
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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"Hourly Rate"
A feisty 70 year old woman had to call a furnace
repairman. After a quick inspection the man put
some oil into the motor and handed her a $70 bill
for labor.
"Labor charges!" she exclaimed. "It only took you
five minutes."
The repairman explained that his company had
a minimum one-hour charge on every house call.
"Well, I want my remaining 55 minutes of labor,"
the lady responded, and she handed him a rake.
The repairman spent the next 55 minutes in her
yard bagging leaves.
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Which Came First?
A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were
gathered at the pub. The surgeon boasts, "Surgery is the
oldest technology in the world. It's in the Bible. God
removed Adam's rib while he slept. This is clear evidence
that surgery pre-dates all other technological endevors."
Without so much as a beat, the civil engineer says, "Before
that, God formed the earth, the stars, and everything from
nothing but chaos. He created rivers, mountians and oceans.
This was clear evidence that civil engineering pre-dates all
other technological endeavors."
No to be outdone, the computer scientist points out, "Yes,
but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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vaegood
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"Taxpayer's Lament"
Tax his cow, Tax his goat;
Tax his pants, Tax his coat;
Tax his crop, Tax his work;
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt;
Tax his chew, Tax his smoke
Teach him taxing is no joke.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule;
Tell him, Taxing is the rule.
Tax his oil, Tax his gas
Tax his notes, Tax his cash
Tax him good and let him know,
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, Tax him more;
Tax him till he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax his sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove him to his doom."
After he's gone, we won't relax.
We'll still collect inheritance tax.
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where
you're at work in your underwear during a fire
drill.
Always take time to stop and smell the roses...
and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do
not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do
not walk beside me, either, Just leave me alone.
If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone.
Just take another road. That's why the highway
department made so many of them.
and stay off the sidewalks!
If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other
cheek. Nothing gets the message across like
a good mooning.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes
the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain
and gag himself.
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Doctor's Strike
Doctors at a hospital in Suffolk, Virginia have gone on
strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the
doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist
over there to read the picket signs!
BTW it's a joke
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vaegood
Harrisonburg, VA
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"Ponderables
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your
life.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture
some people have.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having
enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays
off now.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a
horizontal desire.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence
that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of
thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just
after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite
criticism.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in
full view.
The severity of the itch is proportional to inability
to the reach it.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
You never really learn to swear until you learn
to drive.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll
have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the
scenic route.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50
chance of getting something right, there's a 90%
probability you'll get it wrong.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised
its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all
fall off.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world
end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try
and pass them.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. (actually,
this is very true. When I find a shoe I really love, I
try to get at least two pair because I'll never find them
again!)
Eat right. Stay fit. Die healthy.
The (good) things that come to those that wait may
be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking
beer all day.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in
public schools.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes
cancer in rats. (This sounds like quantum mechanics!)
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
listens.
When you go into court you are putting yourself in
the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough
to get out of jury duty. (Sad, but somewhat true.)
Today's subliminal thoughts are:
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Hmm, pretty deep, huh?
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vaegood
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 I guess quality is getting hard to come by to
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vaegood
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Yep it must be cause aint nothing else in this thread
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vaegood
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Maybe that guy was able to keep his job for the last 20 years without going insane or getting fired because he drank 3 beers a day. Stress is the #1 killer you know
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vaegood
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interesting gurnz but surprised they didn't have any Guernseys pictured in a peanut field though
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vaegood
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Gurnz makes a mouse trap It uses a 5-gal bucket with a gal of RV antifreeze dumped in the bottom, plastic bottle with a coat hanger thru it and some peanut butter on the middle of the bottle.
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vaegood
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Jack was the fertilizer magnate I believe
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vaegood
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happened to, elephants can't jump, you can't lick your elbow and a ducks quack doesn't echo?
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vaegood
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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys,
all on different limbs at different levels, some
climbing up, some fooling around and some
simply just idling...
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree
full of smiling faces...
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see
nothing butt.... well, you get the idea!
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vaegood
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Santa might appreciate a washcloth instead of cookies too
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vaegood
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"Most people can't think, most of the remainder
won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly
can't do it very well."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Then there is Virginia Chat
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vaegood
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18 minutes is better than the 15 that was here Saw em from a distance from the end of my street
I become Confused when I hear the word "Service" used with these agencies:
Internal Revenue 'Service'
US Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
Federal, State, City, & public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
This is NOT what I thought 'Service'meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had bought a bull to 'Service' his cows.
BAM! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.
Are you now as enlightened as I am ?
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vaegood
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How can I help you?
"Are You Normal?"
{A survey about Americans, their habits and actions.}
Facts about Americans. Did you know that...
AROUND THE HOUSE
* 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.
* Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women
trust their husbands to do it correctly.
* 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
* 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
* 67.5% of men were tightie whities (briefs).
* The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years
ago it was a 34B.
* 85% of women wear the wrong bra size. (Is there
a correlation????)
HABITS
* 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.
* 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order
with singles leading up to higher denominations.
* 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie
theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.
* 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet.
* 17% have been caught by the host.
* 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants.
* 29% of us ignore RSVP.
* 35% give to charity at least once a month.
* 71.6% of us eavesdrop.
FOOD
* 69% eat the cake before the frosting.
* When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight
from the carton.
* Snickers is the most popular candy.
* 22% of us skip lunch daily.
* 9% of us skip breakfast daily.
* 66% of us eat cereal regularly.
* 22% of all restaurant meals include french fries.
* 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.
HYGIENE
* 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.
* Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.
* Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.
* 53% of women will not leave the house without
makeup on.
* 58% of women paint their nails regularly.
* 33% of women lie about their weight.
* 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.
* The average girl starts her period at age 12.
* 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.
* 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using
the toilet.
* 23.5% admit they don't always flush.
* 45.2% pee in the shower.
* 44.9% pee in the ocean.
* 28.1% pee in the pool.
* 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat
down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim
to ALWAYS find it up.
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vaegood
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I don't work in customer service BTW
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