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sensuousz
Titz
Germany
27, joined Oct. 2011
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When you can't spell properly
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6/4/2013 9:40:10 AM |
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jobathan
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012
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When I call you drunk at 3 in the morning And you don't answer
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6/4/2013 10:13:49 AM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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When I call you drunk at 3 in the morning And you don't answer
Oh, I'll answer and you'll get an earful for sure!!
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6/4/2013 11:58:55 AM |
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jobathan
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012
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Oh, I'll answer and you'll get an earful for sure!!
( whispering) shhhhhhhh not here they can hear us... is it a ear full of corn?
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6/4/2013 12:10:43 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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( whispering) shhhhhhhh not here they can hear us... is it a ear full of corn?
Believe me, you won't like what I'm saying
All my friends know not to call me unless they're bleeding or in the hospital LOL
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6/4/2013 1:18:09 PM |
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tshaf1971
Fort Worth, TX
46, joined Aug. 2012
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Believe me, you won't like what I'm saying
All my friends know not to call me unless they're bleeding or in the hospital LOL
I always tell women not to call me at 3am if they are bleeding ....
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6/4/2013 1:38:55 PM |
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sensuousz
Titz
Germany
27, joined Oct. 2011
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I always tell women not to call me at 3am if they are bleeding ....
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6/4/2013 1:39:55 PM |
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sensuousz
Titz
Germany
27, joined Oct. 2011
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The Times New Roman said to the San Serif ...I am font of you , but you're not my type
I like this one
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6/4/2013 1:41:14 PM |
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jobathan
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012
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Believe me, you won't like what I'm saying
All my friends know not to call me unless they're bleeding or in the hospital LOL
It is an emergency, My heart is bleeding for attention.
@ tshaf ; funny period joke
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6/4/2013 10:12:13 PM |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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I block you
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6/4/2013 10:13:07 PM |
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tshaf1971
Fort Worth, TX
46, joined Aug. 2012
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I block you
OUCH...
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6/4/2013 10:14:00 PM |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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Don't make me. This hurts me more than you.
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6/4/2013 10:15:06 PM |
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tshaf1971
Fort Worth, TX
46, joined Aug. 2012
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Don't make me. This hurts me more than you.
Lol...I'm sorry...I won't do it again...
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6/4/2013 10:18:59 PM |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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6/4/2013 10:55:42 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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when you're a man wh*re
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6/4/2013 11:26:13 PM |
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jobathan
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012
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When you don't go into the kitchen to make me a sandwich.
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6/5/2013 3:29:23 AM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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when you cant cook a frozen dinner
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6/5/2013 3:30:33 AM |
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texastaurus67
Universal City, TX
50, joined Feb. 2013
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When every other word out of your mouth is a cuss word
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6/5/2013 4:52:43 AM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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when you give me a rate
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6/5/2013 5:03:44 AM |
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texastaurus67
Universal City, TX
50, joined Feb. 2013
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When you don't care to get to know me
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6/5/2013 1:04:16 PM |
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mtzcris
Corpus Christi, TX
36, joined Apr. 2013
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When you brag about how awesome you are but haven't accomplished anything in life...
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6/5/2013 5:02:46 PM |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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You're still living with your parents. And they're perfectly healthy and capable of lliving alone.
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6/5/2013 6:10:29 PM |
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sensuousz
Titz
Germany
27, joined Oct. 2011
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You live paycheck to paycheck
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6/5/2013 9:04:23 PM |
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jobathan
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012
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When your legs aren't nice and smooth.
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6/6/2013 3:40:23 AM |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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You think I should have a barbie doll physique.
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6/6/2013 7:58:33 AM |
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jobathan
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012
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When you cant cook to feed yourself.
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6/6/2013 8:45:58 AM |
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sensuousz
Titz
Germany
27, joined Oct. 2011
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You don't get why I have ignored the 5847 messages you have sent me
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6/6/2013 2:55:06 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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When you have to party everyday
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6/6/2013 3:03:42 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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You don't get why I have ignored the 5847 messages you have sent me
THIS
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6/6/2013 9:59:48 PM |
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jobathan
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012
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When you don't laugh at my stupid jokes
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6/6/2013 11:21:36 PM |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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We've never even met and you tell me I'm the one. Matter of fact, I've never even flirted with you and you're ready to play forever? Ummmm... No.
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6/6/2013 11:29:40 PM |
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jobathan
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012
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When you have a problem with the word forever.
Just kidding Meg"s
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6/6/2013 11:35:37 PM |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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We've never even met and you tell me I'm the one. Matter of fact, I've never even flirted with you and you're ready to play forever? Ummmm... No.
WHO'S!?!?!?!? playing me? I have a stunt double??? Accept NO substitute.
OT... you know you're NOT my type... when camping out to you is bumming it at a (only) 3 star resort.
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6/6/2013 11:45:33 PM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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when you take pics in the bathroom
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6/6/2013 11:47:38 PM |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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when you take pics in the bathroom
But... but... BUTTT... I thought that WAS a DH Requirement???? And of course the required "nakid" or shirtless pic in front of the mirror. NOW.. IF ONLY we could get the ladies to "adopt that shot"
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6/6/2013 11:48:54 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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WHO'S!?!?!?!? playing me? I have a stunt double??? Accept NO substitute.
OT... you know you're NOT my type... when camping out to you is bumming it at a (only) 3 star resort.
Is camping at a site with electrical outlets acceptable? lol
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6/6/2013 11:50:54 PM |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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Is camping at a site with electrical outlets acceptable? lol
HEY... I'm not a "total" savage.
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6/6/2013 11:50:57 PM |
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russmann2010
Pasadena, TX
40, joined Apr. 2010
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you are guy crazy.
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6/6/2013 11:51:56 PM |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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you are guy crazy.
As opposed to "girl" crazy?!?!?! J/K... know what you mean.
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6/6/2013 11:52:13 PM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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Is camping at a site with electrical outlets acceptable? lol
I KNOW a women that takes her ac with a generator and puts in her tent
when you are not a SPURS FAN
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6/6/2013 11:52:29 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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HEY... I'm not a "total" savage.
Whew, because this girl needs a fan! LOL
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6/6/2013 11:53:29 PM |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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Whew, because this girl needs a fan! LOL
*gets the hand fan.. some grapes.. and puts on his "toga"... to service the Goddess.
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6/6/2013 11:55:41 PM |
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jobathan
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012
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When we go out to eat you order a water...lets get some. Alcohol in ya
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6/6/2013 11:55:45 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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I KNOW a women that takes her ac with a generator and puts in her tent
when you are not a SPURS FAN
haha We have a portable AC unit in our storage shed at work. I'm thinking of taking that camping next weekend!! haha
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6/6/2013 11:56:12 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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*gets the hand fan.. some grapes.. and puts on his "toga"... to service the Goddess.
I think I love you!
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6/6/2013 11:57:57 PM |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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LIAR!!! but stil.. *FAINTS!!!*
MEDIC!!!!....errr... Sexy Nurse!!!! (Meg LOVES that one... LOL.. NOT!!!)
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6/7/2013 6:08:40 AM |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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When you call me a nurse!
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6/7/2013 8:42:42 AM |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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When you call me a nurse!
And Bingo was his Nameo...
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6/7/2013 8:43:40 AM |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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When I stop teasing you back!
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6/7/2013 8:45:51 AM |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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NEVER!!!!!!! (I hope)
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6/7/2013 8:46:48 AM |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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You have to ask hello? Is it me you're looking for?
Trust me, I'll tell you!
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6/7/2013 8:47:06 AM |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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haha We have a portable AC unit in our storage shed at work. I'm thinking of taking that camping next weekend!! haha
Hmmm... NOW HOW... did I miss this one???
YOU"RE GOING SOMEWHERE AGAIN!!!!!!
*do you EVER stay home woman?*
<=== me being Extremely ENVIOUS
Have fun.
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6/7/2013 8:49:58 AM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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Hmmm... NOW HOW... did I miss this one???
YOU"RE GOING SOMEWHERE AGAIN!!!!!!
*do you EVER stay home woman?*
<=== me being Extremely ENVIOUS
Have fun.
I stay home during the week. You know that thing we call work gets in the way!
I'm going to the beach tomorrow for a night and camping is fathers day weekend and since I play both roles, I'm treating myself! lol
I spent so many years not doing anything because my ex didn't want to. I'm making up for lost time and I'm loving it!
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6/7/2013 8:50:59 AM |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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Good for you Jen!
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6/7/2013 8:51:25 AM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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Good for you Jen!
Thank you
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6/21/2013 5:52:45 AM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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when your circle of care is all about yourself
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6/21/2013 6:04:41 AM |
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rteach82
McKinney, TX
36, joined Jan. 2013
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When you eat with your mouth open
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6/21/2013 6:20:34 AM |
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amyhumphrey
Sulphur Springs, TX
42, joined Dec. 2011
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When u ask me to come pick u up for a date cause u don't have a car & still live at home.
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6/21/2013 6:34:43 AM |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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You use and abuse people
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6/21/2013 7:22:13 AM |
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rteach82
McKinney, TX
36, joined Jan. 2013
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When u ask me to come pick u up for a date cause u don't have a car & still live at home.
Ive had this happen........... and they were all over 30!
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