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6/4/2013 9:13:14 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
sensuousz
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When you can't spell properly




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6/4/2013 9:40:10 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  

jobathan
Over 2,000 Posts (2,690)
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012


When I call you drunk at 3 in the morning And you don't answer


6/4/2013 10:13:49 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
jenbutterflies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (30,358)
San Antonio, TX
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Quote from jobathan:
When I call you drunk at 3 in the morning And you don't answer



Oh, I'll answer and you'll get an earful for sure!!

6/4/2013 11:58:55 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  

jobathan
Over 2,000 Posts (2,690)
Fort Worth, TX
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Quote from jenbutterflies:
Oh, I'll answer and you'll get an earful for sure!!






( whispering) shhhhhhhh not here they can hear us... is it a ear full of corn?


6/4/2013 12:10:43 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
jenbutterflies
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San Antonio, TX
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Quote from jobathan:
( whispering) shhhhhhhh not here they can hear us... is it a ear full of corn?



Believe me, you won't like what I'm saying


All my friends know not to call me unless they're bleeding or in the hospital LOL

6/4/2013 1:18:09 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  

tshaf1971
Over 1,000 Posts (1,147)
Fort Worth, TX
46, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from jenbutterflies:
Believe me, you won't like what I'm saying


All my friends know not to call me unless they're bleeding or in the hospital LOL



I always tell women not to call me at 3am if they are bleeding ....

6/4/2013 1:38:55 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
sensuousz
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Quote from tshaf1971:
I always tell women not to call me at 3am if they are bleeding ....





6/4/2013 1:39:55 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
sensuousz
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,941)
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Quote from smoochies54:
The Times New Roman said to the San Serif...I am font of you , but you're not my type



I like this one

6/4/2013 1:41:14 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  

jobathan
Over 2,000 Posts (2,690)
Fort Worth, TX
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Quote from jenbutterflies:
Believe me, you won't like what I'm saying


All my friends know not to call me unless they're bleeding or in the hospital LOL






It is an emergency, My heart is bleeding for attention.








@ tshaf ; funny period joke

6/4/2013 10:12:13 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
megpies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,695)
San Antonio, TX
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I block you

6/4/2013 10:13:07 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  

tshaf1971
Over 1,000 Posts (1,147)
Fort Worth, TX
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Quote from megpies:
I block you


OUCH...

6/4/2013 10:14:00 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
megpies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,695)
San Antonio, TX
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Don't make me. This hurts me more than you.

6/4/2013 10:15:06 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  

tshaf1971
Over 1,000 Posts (1,147)
Fort Worth, TX
46, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from megpies:
Don't make me. This hurts me more than you.



Lol...I'm sorry...I won't do it again...

6/4/2013 10:18:59 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
megpies
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6/4/2013 10:55:42 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
jenbutterflies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (30,358)
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38, joined Jun. 2010


when you're a man wh*re

6/4/2013 11:26:13 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  

jobathan
Over 2,000 Posts (2,690)
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012


When you don't go into the kitchen to make me a sandwich.

6/5/2013 3:29:23 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
luckyjax
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,087)
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009


when you cant cook a frozen dinner

6/5/2013 3:30:33 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
texastaurus67
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,892)
Universal City, TX
50, joined Feb. 2013


When every other word out of your mouth is a cuss word

6/5/2013 4:52:43 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
luckyjax
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,087)
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009


when you give me a rate

6/5/2013 5:03:44 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
texastaurus67
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,892)
Universal City, TX
50, joined Feb. 2013


When you don't care to get to know me

6/5/2013 1:04:16 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  

mtzcris
Corpus Christi, TX
36, joined Apr. 2013


When you brag about how awesome you are but haven't accomplished anything in life...

6/5/2013 5:02:46 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
megpies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,695)
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012


You're still living with your parents. And they're perfectly healthy and capable of lliving alone.

6/5/2013 6:10:29 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
sensuousz
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,941)
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Germany
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You live paycheck to paycheck

6/5/2013 9:04:23 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  

jobathan
Over 2,000 Posts (2,690)
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012


When your legs aren't nice and smooth.

6/6/2013 3:40:23 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
megpies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,695)
San Antonio, TX
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You think I should have a barbie doll physique.

6/6/2013 7:58:33 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  

jobathan
Over 2,000 Posts (2,690)
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012


When you cant cook to feed yourself.

6/6/2013 8:45:58 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
sensuousz
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,941)
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You don't get why I have ignored the 5847 messages you have sent me



6/6/2013 2:55:06 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
jenbutterflies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (30,358)
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010


When you have to party everyday

6/6/2013 3:03:42 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
jenbutterflies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (30,358)
San Antonio, TX
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Quote from sensuousz:
You don't get why I have ignored the 5847 messages you have sent me



THIS

6/6/2013 9:59:48 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  

jobathan
Over 2,000 Posts (2,690)
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012


When you don't laugh at my stupid jokes

6/6/2013 11:21:36 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
megpies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,695)
San Antonio, TX
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We've never even met and you tell me I'm the one. Matter of fact, I've never even flirted with you and you're ready to play forever? Ummmm... No.

6/6/2013 11:29:40 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  

jobathan
Over 2,000 Posts (2,690)
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012


When you have a problem with the word forever.



Just kidding Meg"s


6/6/2013 11:35:37 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
frfforever
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,733)
Keller, TX
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Quote from megpies:
We've never even met and you tell me I'm the one. Matter of fact, I've never even flirted with you and you're ready to play forever? Ummmm... No.


WHO'S!?!?!?!? playing me? I have a stunt double??? Accept NO substitute.

OT... you know you're NOT my type... when camping out to you is bumming it at a (only) 3 star resort.

6/6/2013 11:45:33 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
luckyjax
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,087)
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009


when you take pics in the bathroom

6/6/2013 11:47:38 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
frfforever
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Quote from luckyjax:
when you take pics in the bathroom


But... but... BUTTT... I thought that WAS a DH Requirement???? And of course the required "nakid" or shirtless pic in front of the mirror. NOW.. IF ONLY we could get the ladies to "adopt that shot"

6/6/2013 11:48:54 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
jenbutterflies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (30,358)
San Antonio, TX
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Quote from frfforever:
WHO'S!?!?!?!? playing me? I have a stunt double??? Accept NO substitute.

OT... you know you're NOT my type... when camping out to you is bumming it at a (only) 3 star resort.



Is camping at a site with electrical outlets acceptable? lol

6/6/2013 11:50:54 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
frfforever
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,733)
Keller, TX
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Quote from jenbutterflies:
Is camping at a site with electrical outlets acceptable? lol


HEY... I'm not a "total" savage.

6/6/2013 11:50:57 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
russmann2010
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,897)
Pasadena, TX
40, joined Apr. 2010


you are guy crazy.

6/6/2013 11:51:56 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
frfforever
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,733)
Keller, TX
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Quote from russmann2010:
you are guy crazy.


As opposed to "girl" crazy?!?!?! J/K... know what you mean.

6/6/2013 11:52:13 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
luckyjax
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,087)
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009


Quote from jenbutterflies:
Is camping at a site with electrical outlets acceptable? lol



I KNOW a women that takes her ac with a generator and puts in her tent

when you are not a SPURS FAN



[Edited 6/6/2013 11:52:59 PM ]

6/6/2013 11:52:29 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
jenbutterflies
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Quote from frfforever:
HEY... I'm not a "total" savage.



Whew, because this girl needs a fan! LOL

6/6/2013 11:53:29 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
frfforever
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Keller, TX
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Quote from jenbutterflies:
Whew, because this girl needs a fan! LOL


*gets the hand fan.. some grapes.. and puts on his "toga"... to service the Goddess.



[Edited 6/6/2013 11:53:40 PM ]

6/6/2013 11:55:41 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  

jobathan
Over 2,000 Posts (2,690)
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012


When we go out to eat you order a water...lets get some. Alcohol in ya

6/6/2013 11:55:45 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
jenbutterflies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (30,358)
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010


Quote from luckyjax:
I KNOW a women that takes her ac with a generator and puts in her tent

when you are not a SPURS FAN



haha We have a portable AC unit in our storage shed at work. I'm thinking of taking that camping next weekend!! haha

6/6/2013 11:56:12 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
jenbutterflies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (30,358)
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010


Quote from frfforever:
*gets the hand fan.. some grapes.. and puts on his "toga"... to service the Goddess.




I think I love you!

6/6/2013 11:57:57 PM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
frfforever
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,733)
Keller, TX
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Quote from jenbutterflies:


I think I love you!


LIAR!!! but stil.. *FAINTS!!!*


MEDIC!!!!....errr... Sexy Nurse!!!! (Meg LOVES that one... LOL.. NOT!!!)



[Edited 6/6/2013 11:58:06 PM ]

6/7/2013 6:08:40 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
megpies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,695)
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When you call me a nurse!

6/7/2013 8:42:42 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
frfforever
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,733)
Keller, TX
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Quote from megpies:



When you call me a nurse!


And Bingo was his Nameo...

6/7/2013 8:43:40 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
megpies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,695)
San Antonio, TX
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When I stop teasing you back!

6/7/2013 8:45:51 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
frfforever
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NEVER!!!!!!! (I hope)

6/7/2013 8:46:48 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
megpies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,695)
San Antonio, TX
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You have to ask hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Trust me, I'll tell you!

6/7/2013 8:47:06 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
frfforever
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,733)
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010


Quote from jenbutterflies:
haha We have a portable AC unit in our storage shed at work. I'm thinking of taking that camping next weekend!! haha


Hmmm... NOW HOW... did I miss this one???

YOU"RE GOING SOMEWHERE AGAIN!!!!!!

*do you EVER stay home woman?*

<=== me being Extremely ENVIOUS

Have fun.



[Edited 6/7/2013 8:47:45 AM ]

6/7/2013 8:49:58 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
jenbutterflies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (30,358)
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010


Quote from frfforever:
Hmmm... NOW HOW... did I miss this one???

YOU"RE GOING SOMEWHERE AGAIN!!!!!!

*do you EVER stay home woman?*

<=== me being Extremely ENVIOUS

Have fun.



I stay home during the week. You know that thing we call work gets in the way!

I'm going to the beach tomorrow for a night and camping is fathers day weekend and since I play both roles, I'm treating myself! lol


I spent so many years not doing anything because my ex didn't want to. I'm making up for lost time and I'm loving it!

6/7/2013 8:50:59 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
frfforever
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,733)
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010


Good for you Jen!

6/7/2013 8:51:25 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
jenbutterflies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (30,358)
San Antonio, TX
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Quote from frfforever:
Good for you Jen!



Thank you

6/21/2013 5:52:45 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
luckyjax
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,087)
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009


when your circle of care is all about yourself

6/21/2013 6:04:41 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
rteach82
McKinney, TX
36, joined Jan. 2013


When you eat with your mouth open

6/21/2013 6:20:34 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
amyhumphrey
Sulphur Springs, TX
42, joined Dec. 2011


When u ask me to come pick u up for a date cause u don't have a car & still live at home.

6/21/2013 6:34:43 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
megpies
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,695)
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012


You use and abuse people

6/21/2013 7:22:13 AM You know your not my type when | Page 3  
rteach82
McKinney, TX
36, joined Jan. 2013


Quote from amyhumphrey:
When u ask me to come pick u up for a date cause u don't have a car & still live at home.




Ive had this happen........... and they were all over 30!