| 4/9/2013 7:59:40 PM |
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pocketofroses10
Victoria, TX
57, joined Mar. 2013
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I don't respond to your touch.
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| 4/9/2013 9:01:30 PM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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When those Granny flapper arms cause my Clap on/Clap off lights to go CRAZY!!!!  
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| 4/10/2013 2:24:33 AM |
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railgal
Fort Worth, TX
48, joined Aug. 2010
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When you show up for our date in the same dress and heels I am wearing 
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| 4/10/2013 4:33:30 AM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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dammmmm when you experience a high volume of phone calls on a date ,that not good
[Edited 4/10/2013 4:33:52 AM ]
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| 4/10/2013 8:55:27 AM |
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smoochies54
Allen, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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ya braid what ya shoulda shaved...
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| 4/10/2013 9:11:41 AM |
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nes2013
Katy, TX
56, joined Mar. 2013
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I can't understand a word you're saying.
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| 4/10/2013 9:31:10 AM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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You're rude to people
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| 4/10/2013 9:32:43 AM |
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nes2013
Katy, TX
56, joined Mar. 2013
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You use excessive expletives.
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| 4/14/2013 4:58:40 PM |
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you_wanna_rock
Houston, TX
47, joined Mar. 2013
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If you have more passion for tv over being outside.
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| 4/16/2013 2:11:13 AM |
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railgal
Fort Worth, TX
48, joined Aug. 2010
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When your pants are two times bigger than they need to be and you don't have the decency to wear a belt 
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| 4/16/2013 8:50:48 AM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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You can't laugh at yourself
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| 4/21/2013 8:43:21 PM |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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When you have "strategic" parts pierced or you want me to get "parts" pierced that God Never intended anything but good to be done to. 
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| 4/21/2013 8:48:14 PM |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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I ask you for some gum.. only to realize those aren't Chiclets you're chewing...
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| 4/22/2013 2:05:22 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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When you have "strategic" parts pierced or you want me to get "parts" pierced that God Never intended anything but good to be done to.
but but but....LOL jk
If you're not open to trying new things
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| 4/22/2013 2:42:02 PM |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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but but but....LOL jk
Oooooo... do show...errr.. I mean.... tell...  
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| 4/22/2013 2:49:04 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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I don't know! I don't have anything "special" pierced and have never seen one in person!
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| 4/22/2013 6:45:21 PM |
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shehee
Lewisville, TX
69, joined Feb. 2008
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Your the same sex as I am,
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| 4/22/2013 10:20:51 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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The first thing you ask me has to do with sex
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| 4/23/2013 12:08:53 AM |
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railgal
Fort Worth, TX
48, joined Aug. 2010
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Your the same sex as I am,
I guess the could present a problem
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| 4/23/2013 4:38:24 PM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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when you haggle all the time
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| 4/25/2013 12:39:11 PM |
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fatbottomash
El Paso, TX
27, joined Feb. 2013
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You know your not my type when your a hater !
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| 4/25/2013 10:27:04 PM |
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smoochies54
Allen, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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The Times New Roman said to the San Serif ...I am font of you , but you're not my type
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| 4/25/2013 10:49:35 PM |
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anywhereusa
Converse, TX
53, joined Dec. 2009
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Not my type if you like wearing your pants dragging of your azz. That to me is very disrespectful, disgusting and just plain stupid.
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| 4/27/2013 11:54:30 AM |
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wildirishrose15
Houston, TX
40, joined Oct. 2012
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when I look down at your feet and notice your wearing clown shoes.
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| 4/27/2013 1:41:00 PM |
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calimommy69
Leander, TX
38, joined Nov. 2012
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All you talk about is sex and blow up my text messages when I don't answer right back 
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| 4/28/2013 7:46:45 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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when I look down at your feet and notice your wearing clown shoes.
haha
Clowns freak me out!!
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| 5/17/2013 5:32:33 PM |
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prettyprettyme7
Austin, TX
46, joined Mar. 2012
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First time meeting and you can't even bother to be clean and dress half way decent.
Holey T-shirt is a no no. 
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| 5/18/2013 4:56:14 AM |
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whiskeydamage
Lake Dallas, TX
33, joined Feb. 2013
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When a woman has a kackally laugh "witch"
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| 5/19/2013 12:25:12 PM |
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darsch
Portland, TX
29, joined May. 2013
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when i say hi and leave with your sister
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| 5/19/2013 12:47:46 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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When you're ALWAYS negative
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| 5/19/2013 5:24:19 PM |
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railgal
Fort Worth, TX
48, joined Aug. 2010
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You have more earrings than I do 
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| 5/19/2013 9:14:33 PM |
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intuition42
Corpus Christi, TX
51, joined Sep. 2008
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You show up with a backwards ball cap on and walking more feminine than I do...
 
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| 5/21/2013 10:26:33 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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You wear grungy white tennis shoes with EVERY outfit
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| 5/21/2013 10:28:44 PM |
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smoochies54
Allen, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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you don't wear shoes with ANY outfit!
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| 5/21/2013 10:30:10 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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you don't wear shoes with ANY outfit!
Lol I love being barefoot!
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| 5/21/2013 10:36:20 PM |
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smoochies54
Allen, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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Lol I love being barefoot!
in Church?!
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| 5/21/2013 10:37:14 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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in Church?!
I'm Buddhist...yes, we take our shoes off when we go into Temple 
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| 5/23/2013 4:12:23 AM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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when all you can cook is frozen dinners
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| 5/23/2013 7:43:33 AM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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It only means they can read and follow instructions!
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| 5/23/2013 8:02:29 AM |
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tshaf1971
Fort Worth, TX
46, joined Aug. 2012
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You stand up to pee also...
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| 5/23/2013 8:05:36 AM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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You stand up to pee also...
They have this thing now called the GoGirl so we can pee standing up! No joke! It's super weird though haha
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| 5/23/2013 8:16:17 AM |
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wildirishrose15
Houston, TX
40, joined Oct. 2012
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when you live 500 miles away and ask me to come pick u up
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| 5/23/2013 1:33:38 PM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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They have this thing now called the GoGirl so we can pee standing up! No joke! It's super weird though haha
I NEED TO SEE THAT.
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| 5/23/2013 1:35:33 PM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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when you live 500 miles away and ask me to come pick u up
I WAS going to ask if you can pick me up for the BBQ TODAY. HUMMMMMM
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| 5/23/2013 2:40:54 PM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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I NEED TO SEE THAT.
It looks like a funnel! haha
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| 5/23/2013 2:44:31 PM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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WHEN you can not express affrction and love easily
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| 5/23/2013 5:00:36 PM |
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mommalaw
Kempner, TX
56, joined May. 2013
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When my eyes glaze over and I start looking for the exits.
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| 5/23/2013 5:02:32 PM |
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mommalaw
Kempner, TX
56, joined May. 2013
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That GoGirl is great for trail riding! No more dropping drawers behind a bush with an audience!
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| 5/23/2013 5:02:44 PM |
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wildirishrose15
Houston, TX
40, joined Oct. 2012
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guys shows up 2 hrs late because he was getting ready
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| 5/23/2013 5:20:18 PM |
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ramm2904
Fort Worth, TX
31, joined Dec. 2012
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When u caint match up ur make up with ur outfit....!!!
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| 5/23/2013 6:13:23 PM |
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tshaf1971
Fort Worth, TX
46, joined Aug. 2012
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When the curtains don't match the drapes...
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| 5/23/2013 6:18:22 PM |
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wildirishrose15
Houston, TX
40, joined Oct. 2012
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when u have no ac in ur car
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| 5/24/2013 7:34:24 AM |
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tshaf1971
Fort Worth, TX
46, joined Aug. 2012
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When you have AC but no car...
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| 5/24/2013 8:19:14 AM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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When you have AC but no car...
The bus is just so much more eco friendly lol
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| 5/24/2013 8:28:09 AM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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When you're just batshit crazy!
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| 5/24/2013 2:20:28 PM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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when you have to many wrinkles:
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| 5/24/2013 6:08:15 PM |
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limeadeyouth
Alpine, TX
42, joined Feb. 2013
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...you mention being "discrete" in your profile. First, you're probably cheating. Second, the word is properly spelled discreet. (I'm not a stickler for great spelling or even typing, but using the wrong word REALLY annoys me. )
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| 5/25/2013 2:25:04 AM |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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when you cant cook
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| 6/4/2013 9:05:23 AM |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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When you're pushy
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| 6/4/2013 9:11:20 AM |
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jobathan
Fort Worth, TX
34, joined Jun. 2012
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When you keep changing your number
 I thought this was a thread for stand up comedy.
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