| 4/1/2013 5:39:00 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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you talk so much about computer windows , that I start looking for a window to jump out off.
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| 4/1/2013 8:27:37 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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You sit there clearing your mucus... For 15 minutes straight! Get it together! 
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| 4/1/2013 8:52:38 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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smoochies54
Allen, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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I peel out of the parking lot or driveway...
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| 4/1/2013 9:02:54 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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arlynetx
Houston, TX
42, joined Feb. 2013
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You do not understand big words or you have gold teeth (grill are not attractive)
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| 4/1/2013 9:21:11 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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marie444444
Spring, TX
49, joined Oct. 2012
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You do not understand big words or you have gold teeth (grill are not attractive)
Love this thread cant think of anything but sure made me LOL.. today.. ..
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| 4/1/2013 11:02:51 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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arlynetx
Houston, TX
42, joined Feb. 2013
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I have a better one. You're not my type when you wear your pants below you bottom. Get a belt or just don't waste money on pants, lmao.
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| 4/1/2013 11:04:02 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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All I hear from you is how much pain you're in
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| 4/1/2013 2:27:10 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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you let stress affect your sex hormones,
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| 4/1/2013 2:30:38 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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you use so much makeup on your face that on a date kids come up and ask if you can blow up ballons for a B-DAY party.
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| 4/2/2013 12:24:13 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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cheridth
Monahans, TX
41, joined Feb. 2012
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when u think everything u say derogatory about females is cool
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| 4/2/2013 12:46:48 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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You know this MAY NOT BE THE ONE... when she answers the door on the first date and you notice she accessorized her purse with a matching clip on can of mace.  
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| 4/2/2013 12:57:58 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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cheridth
Monahans, TX
41, joined Feb. 2012
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You know this MAY NOT BE THE ONE... when she answers the door on the first date and you notice she accessorized her purse with a matching clip on can of mace.
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| 4/2/2013 1:04:48 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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I keep signaling to the waiter for the check but we've just gotten the menus
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| 4/2/2013 2:12:05 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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wildirishrose15
Houston, TX
40, joined Oct. 2012
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I don't respond to your messages on here because they say text me.
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| 4/2/2013 2:35:12 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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megpies
San Antonio, TX
39, joined Jan. 2012
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You tell me I'm lucky I have a pretty face or you wouldn't like me at all
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| 4/2/2013 3:00:00 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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wildirishrose15
Houston, TX
40, joined Oct. 2012
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I meet your some place and never get out of the car
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| 4/2/2013 3:49:25 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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talldamian
Denton, TX
29, joined May. 2011
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I catch you picking you dirty a** nose with your dirty a** finger....
[Edited 4/2/2013 3:49:44 AM ]
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| 4/2/2013 6:35:41 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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nes2013
Katy, TX
56, joined Mar. 2013
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You tell me, God said you're my wife" and I didn't get the same message, email, phone call or dream.
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| 4/2/2013 8:32:50 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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rollingtoofast
Grand Prairie, TX
40, joined Feb. 2013
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I stop texting/calling u
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| 4/2/2013 9:39:07 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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You know SHE MAY NOT BE THE ONE... when she tells you it was love at first site and she answers the door with a seeing eye dog.
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| 4/2/2013 11:38:23 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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marie444444
Spring, TX
49, joined Oct. 2012
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You know SHE MAY NOT BE THE ONE... when she tells you it was love at first site and she answers the door with a seeing eye dog.
LOL.. good one..!!
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| 4/2/2013 4:43:45 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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when u think everything u say derogatory about females is cool
here you go again with your harassing.
You know your not me when you have more hair on your upper lip then I DO.
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| 4/3/2013 4:05:24 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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cheridth
Monahans, TX
41, joined Feb. 2012
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here you go again with your harassing.
You know your not me when you have more hair on your upper lip then I DO.
im sorry but do i kno you? I dont.
You kno ur not my type when you think u kno all about me yet dont kno the color of my eyes, or my birthday lol lol jst gota luv them guys who make stuff up! Lol lol but hey a febuary birthday surprise party was kinda cool lol quess i got cake twice that year lol lol lol
You kno ur not my type when i see your mouth moving but dont hear a word.
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| 4/3/2013 4:47:52 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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texascasanova
Colmesneil, TX
30, joined Mar. 2013
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You know your not my type when your south side hair line exceeds your waste line.
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| 4/4/2013 1:12:53 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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railgal
Fort Worth, TX
48, joined Aug. 2010
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When you tell me in thirty less pounds, you could be feeling me 
When you pluck a piece of my hair to pick your teeth 
When you spend more time staring at your refection than mine
And finally, maybe your not my type....if your walking towards me, and I am running in the opposite direction . . .
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| 4/4/2013 1:14:24 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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| 4/4/2013 1:04:31 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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shehee
Lewisville, TX
69, joined Feb. 2008
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Want to talk dirty ,
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| 4/4/2013 3:00:46 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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when you push all the wrong buttons. Hummmm
WHEN YOU THINK YOU ARE DR PHIL.
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| 4/4/2013 9:50:05 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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When your boobs are bigger than mine 
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| 4/5/2013 12:34:41 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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nes2013
Katy, TX
56, joined Mar. 2013
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Lol, too funny
Tell you we're not a match
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| 4/5/2013 1:34:36 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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talldamian
Denton, TX
29, joined May. 2011
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When you burp in a nice restaurant on our first date...
Deal breaker you dirty dirty biotch!
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| 4/5/2013 2:01:32 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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nes2013
Katy, TX
56, joined Mar. 2013
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You have no sense of humor
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| 4/5/2013 3:34:52 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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when your hairdo states help me 
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| 4/5/2013 3:36:46 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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nes2013
Katy, TX
56, joined Mar. 2013
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You don't appreciate my bubbly personality
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| 4/5/2013 3:40:48 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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when you eat the last chicken wing out of the box,,thats a no no
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| 4/5/2013 8:28:32 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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arlynetx
Houston, TX
42, joined Feb. 2013
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When you think a Mullet is sexy, lmao
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| 4/5/2013 8:32:49 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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mysterydrifter2
Denton, TX
98, joined Jan. 2012
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When you think a Mullet is sexy, lmao
Yeah.... and Mullets swim in groups!
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| 4/5/2013 10:08:20 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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funlovingredhea
Baytown, TX
39, joined Mar. 2013
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When we are at a restaurant and can't be bothered with leaving a tip...
When you are too busy looking around to make sure you get noticed....
When you skip the shower before the date
Cheezy pic up line and thinking it would work.....
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| 4/5/2013 9:38:28 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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smoochies54
Allen, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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YOU check MY cleavage
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| 4/6/2013 1:10:22 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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nes2013
Katy, TX
56, joined Mar. 2013
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YOU check MY cleavage
Those muscle shirts are becoming an issue, huh? I told you to stop tempting the ladies.
*when you have those nasty mood swings.
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| 4/6/2013 3:15:16 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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YOU check MY cleavage
oooook
when you ask what brings you the area,and have you stayed with me before
then give me a rate
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| 4/6/2013 8:05:59 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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ms_bossy_cheeks
Dallas, TX
35, joined Sep. 2012
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When you have a tear drop tattooed on your face! 
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| 4/6/2013 7:02:29 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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arlynetx
Houston, TX
42, joined Feb. 2013
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You have the 80's porn star mustache and think your sexy.
When you have your shirt unbuttoned down to your navel.
Show up on a first date drunk and trying to talk me into sleeping with you.
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| 4/6/2013 11:02:36 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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You have T-rex looking teeth or just really bad teeth
You have bad eating manners/habits
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| 4/7/2013 1:24:57 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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caviya
Millsap, TX
59, joined Aug. 2008
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.....all you do is talk about yourself and how awesome you are.......
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| 4/7/2013 2:53:38 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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You invite me over for a Home Cooked meal... and I spy the McDonald's bag in the trash can. *LOL.. my Ex's idea of "cooking"
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| 4/7/2013 3:06:20 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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Your dog gets more attention than I do on our date... (*eyes Bear*) 
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| 4/7/2013 11:59:20 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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You wear skinny jeans
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| 4/7/2013 2:04:24 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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ms_bossy_cheeks
Dallas, TX
35, joined Sep. 2012
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When you never ask me anything about me!!
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| 4/7/2013 3:28:17 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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twilightbutrfly
Garland, TX
59, joined Sep. 2008
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When you monopolize the conversation and I can't get a word in.
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| 4/7/2013 8:46:36 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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ms_bossy_cheeks
Dallas, TX
35, joined Sep. 2012
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When you say you are going to do something and don't do it! 
When you are always late!!!
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| 4/8/2013 12:25:06 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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railgal
Fort Worth, TX
48, joined Aug. 2010
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Your home away from home is the Jerry Springer Show.
You pay for our date with coupons and ask me to cover the rest.....
You call me at 3 am, cause suddenly I am on your mind
And you just may not be my type if you suggest a threesome and we have not even done a twosome.
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| 4/8/2013 12:44:17 AM |
You know your not my type when |
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texhappy
Baytown, TX
56, joined Mar. 2012
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When you bring your imaginary friend with us to dinner and insist on ordering them steak and lobster. 
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| 4/8/2013 2:03:03 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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When you send me a picture of your junk in your first email
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| 4/8/2013 5:41:17 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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ms_bossy_cheeks
Dallas, TX
35, joined Sep. 2012
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When you don't open my door and act like a gentleman!
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| 4/8/2013 6:07:05 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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luckyjax
San Antonio, TX
53, joined Apr. 2009
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WHEN YOU LOOK AT COURT TV all day and night .
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| 4/8/2013 6:09:15 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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dhicksd
San Antonio, TX
48, joined Apr. 2013
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I come in THE Restaurant ..AND Tell You..."BABY SOMEBODY JUST STOLE MY CAR, YOU JUST WAIT HERE WHILE I GO LOOK FOR THEM"...
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| 4/8/2013 7:55:29 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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WHEN YOU LOOK AT COURT TV all day and night .
Better than "appearing" on Court TV.
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| 4/8/2013 10:17:57 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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jenbutterflies
San Antonio, TX
38, joined Jun. 2010
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You use any illegal drugs
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| 4/8/2013 10:58:06 PM |
You know your not my type when |
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frfforever
Keller, TX
59, joined Oct. 2010
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When those Granny flapper arms cause my Clap on/Clap off lights to go CRAZY!!!!
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