| 7/22/2013 2:21:50 AM |
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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
50, joined Oct. 2011
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I thought this might be fun. Tell how you met the person above you. The only catch is, you must LIE. That's right, don't tell the truth, make up a lie.
Now, how did you meet me?
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| 7/22/2013 2:34:25 AM |
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iamroot
Duluth, GA
50, joined Jun. 2013
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I remember it as if it were yesterday. I was working on that contract in the Congo, installing wi-fi for the pygmie tribes. As I walked around the corner, there you were, being lowered into that giant stew-pot. Being severely out-numbered, there was nothing for it but to think fast. I pulled up the Food Network website on my laptop & asked them if they had any caraway seed. Seeing blank stares, I proceeded to show them conclusively that they lacked an absolutely essential ingredient to cook you.
I then proceeded to show them how they could just use the newly-installed wi-fi to pull up the Dominos website & all was well. I understand that they still use that giant kettle, but they've installed jets in it & it's a hot tub now.
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| 7/22/2013 3:49:21 AM |
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vlad77impalesu
Hinesville, GA
45, joined Jul. 2013
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A bar fight had broken out, and before I knew it, a bottle smashed over the back of my head knocking me silly and creating a rather nice gash. You were the guy driving the ambulance
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| 7/22/2013 7:57:37 AM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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It had something to do with midget porn and crisco but that's all I remember. But that's Mike's fault dammit!
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| 7/22/2013 8:18:39 AM |
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avgjoe0266
Augusta, GA
97, joined Aug. 2008
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I was asked to hold the camera one night
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| 7/22/2013 8:18:56 AM |
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ricks445
Thomson, GA
44, joined Jun. 2011
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I was half drunk that night, but I distinctly remember a strip club, a foot long dildo, a Ryno, a turtle, and some tic tacs.
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| 7/22/2013 8:23:31 AM |
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tardsmasher2
Douglasville, GA
54, joined Jun. 2010
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I ran over his dawg and he was crying like a baby
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| 7/22/2013 8:27:55 AM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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I sat in on his lecture on the benefits of a daily Forehead Boner Thump.
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| 7/22/2013 8:29:16 AM |
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tardsmasher2
Douglasville, GA
54, joined Jun. 2010
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I had a sore boner that day because of all the demonstrations on my pupils 
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| 7/22/2013 9:54:31 AM |
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writerdog
Norman, OK
48, joined Sep. 2010
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He wandered into a nightclub and inquired how much I was willing to sell my body for. Then the poor guy got mad when I told him how much I would charge for sex.
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| 7/22/2013 10:17:54 AM |
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moreno_valley
Atlanta, GA
39, joined Dec. 2012
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I was down at the strip club when she jumped off the club's pole and jumped onto my pole 
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| 7/22/2013 10:33:51 AM |
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mayflylady
Conyers, GA
55, joined Jun. 2012
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Oh man, I was at a jello wrestling contest in Climax, Georgia - just laughing and having a good jello shot kind of time, when this guy ran out of the crowd and did a bellyflop in the grape jello pit. The lady wrestlers attacked him cause he interupted their match. Last I saw the cops were carting him off to the Climax jail, which he didnt seem to mind much......
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| 7/22/2013 10:36:11 AM |
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writerdog
Norman, OK
48, joined Sep. 2010
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I was down at the strip club when she jumped off the club's pole and jumped onto my pole
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| 7/22/2013 10:41:52 AM |
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tardsmasher2
Douglasville, GA
54, joined Jun. 2010
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I tripped and my d*ck fell in it
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| 7/22/2013 12:01:55 PM |
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writerdog
Norman, OK
48, joined Sep. 2010
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I landed in his cum
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| 7/22/2013 12:10:07 PM |
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mayflylady
Conyers, GA
55, joined Jun. 2012
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Walking oh the street yelling the end is near
you should of said at the dry cleaners lol
I met him at a star trek convention. He was covered in tribbles selling his idea to the temptation cat treat reps. That's where they got the idea for the cat boot commercial. Good job James!
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| 7/22/2013 12:13:29 PM |
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writerdog
Norman, OK
48, joined Sep. 2010
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you should of said at the dry cleaners lol
I was above him. I'd never be caught dead in those places. I do my own dry cleaning.
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| 7/22/2013 12:17:08 PM |
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mayflylady
Conyers, GA
55, joined Jun. 2012
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It was a joke alycia cause of where you said you landed 
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| 7/22/2013 12:20:33 PM |
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writerdog
Norman, OK
48, joined Sep. 2010
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Duh! I told you guys I don't always catch jokes. Look on the bright side, I didn't get mad at you.
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| 7/22/2013 2:15:59 PM |
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mayflylady
Conyers, GA
55, joined Jun. 2012
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Yeah I met ga girl at that insect convention but it was because I had to turn her in to the authorities because she was trying to sell the endangered orgasmopthera insect. There were only 50 left in the world well now 49. When I saw her last they had her in handcuffs taking her to insect jail.
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| 7/22/2013 5:23:17 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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She was skipping down the street screaming "I am pretty" at the top of her lungs. Wearing a diaper and a tank top.
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| 7/22/2013 5:48:34 PM |
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fosplicer
Dallas, GA
56, joined May. 2009
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I driving to the grand canyon or so I thought but it was just angela weeding Her front yard wearing nothing but a thong and she had it on sideways.
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| 7/22/2013 6:08:48 PM |
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robtest
Norcross, GA
56, joined Sep. 2008
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Laying drunk in the gutter, bruised and bleeding, singing the theme song from Apacolypse Now ...  
He was pretty drunk too and had a cut on his elbow...
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| 7/22/2013 7:21:22 PM |
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mayflylady
Conyers, GA
55, joined Jun. 2012
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I met Mike in the middle of the lake. He was taking pictures of the mayfly hatch for some chick on dh. I thought that was rather nice.
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| 7/22/2013 7:22:38 PM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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He was laying on the ground bleeding. I held his hand while the ambulance came
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| 7/22/2013 7:28:02 PM |
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avgjoe0266
Augusta, GA
97, joined Aug. 2008
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She was holding some guys hand that I just cornholed
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| 7/22/2013 8:05:50 PM |
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hp9009
Dalton, GA
45, joined Jun. 2013
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At a circle jerk where I was the pivot guy.
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| 7/22/2013 8:48:11 PM |
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vlad77impalesu
Hinesville, GA
45, joined Jul. 2013
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At a circle jerk where he was the pivot guy. . Lol
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| 7/22/2013 9:02:31 PM |
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jlj1988
Covington, GA
47, joined Feb. 2013
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Cow tipping
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| 7/23/2013 4:44:25 AM |
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gwwrn
Lawrenceville, GA
61, joined Jun. 2010
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He was coming out of the Lilburn liquor store with Mike in tow heading for a ga chat party.
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| 7/23/2013 5:00:46 AM |
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tardsmasher2
Douglasville, GA
54, joined Jun. 2010
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At a Thanksgiving get together, she was preparing the bird and had her fist up its butt and it kinda turned me on in a pervy kinda way.
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| 7/23/2013 5:06:37 AM |
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avgjoe0266
Augusta, GA
97, joined Aug. 2008
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I was out trying to find a hot goat one dark starry night and there he was.....hitting the ugliest goat in the field
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| 7/23/2013 5:26:08 AM |
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tardsmasher2
Douglasville, GA
54, joined Jun. 2010
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The goat had a pedigree I have standards
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| 7/23/2013 5:28:57 AM |
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avgjoe0266
Augusta, GA
97, joined Aug. 2008
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Well you know me, if she is gorgeous and shows interest....I'm all over it
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| 7/23/2013 5:32:31 AM |
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always_smiling8
Acworth, GA
46, joined May. 2013
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I was out shopping one day and he stopped me to ask if I knew where the magnifying glasses were in the store. Hmmm wonder what he needed to enlarge
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| 7/23/2013 5:45:22 AM |
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avgjoe0266
Augusta, GA
97, joined Aug. 2008
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Then she took me into a dressing room and found out what it was
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| 7/23/2013 6:55:38 AM |
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avgjoe0266
Augusta, GA
97, joined Aug. 2008
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She was my gorgeous hooter girl 
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| 7/23/2013 7:39:10 AM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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I woke up and he was in my house. Oh wait-that's true
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| 7/23/2013 8:34:35 AM |
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ihartbaseball12
Buford, GA
60, joined May. 2013
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We were standing in line at the bank and he turned to me and said, "hey dude. Do you know how to unjam a pistol?"
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| 7/23/2013 8:56:48 AM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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I had to console him at the spa after his bikini wax. I thought he would never stop crying.
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| 7/23/2013 9:02:57 AM |
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avgjoe0266
Augusta, GA
97, joined Aug. 2008
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She was the first one to ever braid my assfro
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| 7/23/2013 9:08:00 AM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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He was the first person I've ever met that had an assfro
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| 7/23/2013 9:10:08 AM |
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jonas_eats_box
Dahlonega, GA
43, joined Jun. 2013
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2nd grade, I poured glue in her hair....
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| 7/23/2013 9:34:40 AM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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He was performing helicopter d*ck at the bar
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| 7/23/2013 9:37:08 AM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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He made it past the try-out stage. "did" that thing quite well
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| 7/23/2013 9:38:14 AM |
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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
50, joined Oct. 2011
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He asked me out on a date, but then stood me up. ^^^She was the one he stood me up for. That's what I heard anyway.
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| 7/23/2013 9:53:58 AM |
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vlad77impalesu
Hinesville, GA
45, joined Jul. 2013
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She was the school nurse and I needed a physical for soccer. After that I got a physical every week
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| 7/23/2013 10:04:28 AM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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He was walking down the street wearing nothing but flip flops
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| 7/23/2013 10:07:56 AM |
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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
50, joined Oct. 2011
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She asked me to breast feed her kittens.
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| 7/23/2013 10:08:45 AM |
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vlad77impalesu
Hinesville, GA
45, joined Jul. 2013
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She saw me and couldn't resist saying hi. Went to shake hands but she grabbed below where I stuck out my hand
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| 7/23/2013 11:13:38 AM |
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duke021
Rome, GA
61, joined Jun. 2011
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We were on jury duty together and we are racists.
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| 7/23/2013 11:15:56 AM |
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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
50, joined Oct. 2011
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I saw him at a Rally, he had several women after him. All claiming he was their baby's mama.
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| 7/23/2013 11:20:56 AM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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I dusted her a** cheeks off when she fell off the stripper pole.
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| 7/23/2013 11:23:17 AM |
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duke021
Rome, GA
61, joined Jun. 2011
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Caught him buying hand lotion and a nudie magazine.
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| 7/23/2013 11:42:46 AM |
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omard328
Fairbanks, AK
28, joined Mar. 2010
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caught me sleeping with his girlfriend
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| 7/23/2013 12:03:26 PM |
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truesouthern32
Rincon, GA
36, joined Jun. 2013
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It's like a locution my head. We were at a baseball game in savannah. I was up to bat and the count was 1-2. The pitcher threw a curve ball on the outside of the plate and I caught just enough of it to foul it off. Next thing I knew there was screaming and yelling. As I walked over there I found why. There you were. They were happy because I had knocked out the streaker with it. You were laying there all limp.
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| 7/23/2013 12:11:51 PM |
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omard328
Fairbanks, AK
28, joined Mar. 2010
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in an AA meeting
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| 7/23/2013 12:22:49 PM |
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truesouthern32
Rincon, GA
36, joined Jun. 2013
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I was your teacher. I remember now. Are you still on meth or have you got help for that yet.
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| 7/23/2013 12:24:50 PM |
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avgjoe0266
Augusta, GA
97, joined Aug. 2008
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All I saw was butt cheeks and it was on
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| 7/23/2013 12:32:34 PM |
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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
50, joined Oct. 2011
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I met her while both of us were virgins.
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