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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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Cincinnati, OH
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| 8/25/2013 8:23:23 PM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
35, joined Jun. 2013
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Nice. A morbidly obese, uneducated slob that loves pro wrestling. You are vile and disgusting and why everyone hates America. You specifically, person of Walmart. 
No one who isn't trash like yourself cares about your opin. Go die in a meth lab fire. Please. 
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| 8/25/2013 8:25:26 PM |
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robin0109
Cincinnati, OH
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Nice. A morbidly obese, uneducated slob that watches pro wrestling. You are disgusting. No one cares about your opin. Go die in a methlab fire.
Wow... I was trying to be nice and yes im fat but hey i dont care what anybody says about me or thinks about me.
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| 8/25/2013 8:27:50 PM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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I didn't tell you not to care. I told you to go die in a meth lab fire. I mean it.
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| 8/25/2013 8:28:47 PM |
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robin0109
Cincinnati, OH
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I didn't tell you not to care. I told you to go die in a meth lab fire. I mean it.
  
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| 8/25/2013 8:31:31 PM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
35, joined Jun. 2013
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Or cardiac arrest. Or hunting accident. I don't care.
Just try and make it a clichéd white trash death so it can be funny, though. 
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| 8/25/2013 8:32:43 PM |
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robin0109
Cincinnati, OH
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Or cardiac arrest. Or hunting accident. I don't care.
Just try and make it a clichéd white trash death so it can be funny, though.
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| 8/25/2013 8:37:54 PM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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Like say you got hit by a truck walking to the library to read a book about biomass technology. See that wouldn't be anywhere near as funny.
Maybe because you are a patronizing mass of diseased cellulose, maybe you could at some other redneck degenerate at a bar, and he could snap, beat to death with a pool cue.
Yeah, try that one. Seriously.
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| 8/25/2013 8:38:55 PM |
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robin0109
Cincinnati, OH
35, joined Feb. 2013
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Whatever dude..Ignored!
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| 8/25/2013 8:43:09 PM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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| 8/25/2013 8:49:16 PM |
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robin0109
Cincinnati, OH
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I Dont know what your problem is with me - i did nothing to you. But im done going back and forth with you.. Ignored Agian.
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| 8/25/2013 9:01:58 PM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
35, joined Jun. 2013
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Double ignored. Now I can't even travel to a parallel dimension without getting the silent treatment from patronizing trash there. Woe is me. Woe. Is. Me.
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| 8/25/2013 9:19:19 PM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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Awwww... fatty left the building.
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darksector7
Dearborn, MI
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Hey a**hole get a haircut before u start tripping on it.
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| 8/25/2013 11:01:10 PM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
35, joined Jun. 2013
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Says the greaseball with a carpet chest.
By the way, does EVERY fake a** profile here do Transportation / Warehousing for $50,000 - $75,000 a year? It's like the most popular profession and income bracket (no matter how unlikely in the real work) for the phonies.
What exactly do you all get from maintaining contention on the forums on this site? I'm adblocked. I'm not going to click any of your advertisers. Give it a break.
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| 8/27/2013 5:29:45 AM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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Aww... You came back. Am I forgiven?
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| 8/27/2013 8:29:12 AM |
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jsizzle62
Norfolk, VA
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Listen here u little d*ck twat. Ur nobodys prince charming and in the famous words of daniel tosh. For that we thank u. U need to lower ur expectations to what u deserve. .. a dog. Ur a twat dude go jump in a hole and bury yourself
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thetastybud
Myrtle Beach, SC
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Guy no wonder u been rejected you're whole life get a gay a** haircut an a gay shirt lol
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| 8/27/2013 10:42:07 AM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
35, joined Jun. 2013
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Guy no wonder u been rejected you're whole life get a gay a** haircut an a gay shirt lol
Should I buy some gay shoes too? Are you the main supplier of all things gay? Does your big gay supply house have a catalogue I should order from?
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| 8/27/2013 11:03:14 AM |
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thewraith420
Panama City, FL
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Lol reading through this thread is so entertaining get a couple of laughs and giggles
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| 8/27/2013 11:15:21 AM |
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thetastybud
Myrtle Beach, SC
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Should I buy some gay shoes too? Are you the main supplier of all things gay? Does your big gay supply house have a catalogue I should order from?
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| 8/27/2013 10:26:38 PM |
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panders3
Fort Myers, FL
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Omg dude... Really!!! Why are you being so hateful?
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| 8/27/2013 11:39:42 PM |
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lancec12
Hawkins, TX
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Obviously his life sucks...or it's his time of the month
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| 8/28/2013 12:28:56 AM |
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am6ur
Charlotte, NC
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You all are way too sensitive...
I read all of the posts, he's hilarious.
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| 8/28/2013 1:26:37 AM |
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jeffery331992
Charlotte, NC
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Yo d*ck licking f*ggot, what's wrong? you got to talk shit to everyone else because your uncomfortable with your sexuality so you listen to heavy metal and rock saying I hate this world. Its people like you with pointless hate that makes this world so f**ked up! Your a d*ck head like the ones you suck, p.s. go die with the neck of your guitar shoved up your ass!
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| 8/28/2013 1:32:20 AM |
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peter3455
Welland, ON
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no he's just a c*ck smoking loser that has no life and will be alone and a virgin the rest of his miserable life I'm disabled and still get laid
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| 8/28/2013 3:04:27 AM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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You all are way too sensitive...
I read all of the posts, he's hilarious.
This.
I like how mega-homophobic all the insults get when people want to bast back on the Internet. Will these idiots ever grow out of that as a means of slamming someone? Might as well call me a porch monkey while you're at it, kids.
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ashleypatricia
Brunswick, GA
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Hey mouth the best part of u ran down ur mothers leg....she must b real proud!
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panders3
Fort Myers, FL
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Hey mouth the best part of u ran down ur mothers leg....she must b real proud!
Makes you think "that's the sperms that won". Clearly.... His father should have pulled out. Lmaooo
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ashleypatricia
Brunswick, GA
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Im still trying to figure out how his daddys sperm figured out which way to swim? Must have been a freak accident!!
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| 8/28/2013 1:13:32 PM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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I see the read-and-write-at-a-third-grade-level contingent from Georgia are on a tear today.
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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Well, he got the attention he so desperately needed.
I did. I don't know where I would be without all you guys. 
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phatfield83
Glennville, GA
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Just sayin come to the south an let this redneck trailer trash show u was a good asswhoopin is all about u r nothin but a computer gangster aka someons b*tch
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ladylexx84
Anchorage, AK
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Thanks not cool.
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| 8/28/2013 3:36:15 PM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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Just sayin come to the south an let this redneck trailer trash show u was a good asswhoopin is all about u r nothin but a computer gangster aka someons b*tch
Would MUCH rather carpet bomb the place with drones in the comfort of A/C and a few drams of single malt.
I like how the tough Southern boy is obviously unaware that I grew up a country boy (with as many guns as computers) and how I reside in the wild west where class 3 machine gun licenses are doled out like liquor licenses.
I'm sorry dumb people are dumb, but you're the ones that need to do something about it. Cackling at me ain't gonna fix it.
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peter3455
Welland, ON
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of all the sperm that's the one that got through
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| 8/28/2013 9:09:54 PM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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of all the sperm that's the one that got through
Well, that sperm brought the necessary DNA to get me through a college degree AND give me working legs (I figure if you can be a piece of shit homophobe, then you're down with discrimination). Enjoy your close parking spaces, crip.
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| 8/29/2013 3:26:31 PM |
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filterless2
Oxnard, CA
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Good read!
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imatoughcookie
Gastonia, NC
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Hey upwards... Since your nasty attitude has put you in your home LONELY and now FAILING on This site!!!!!!!!
I'm glad you did have some intelligence to pick a name that started upwards...end donward...you can keep sinking lower and lower... You are PURE EVIL ...
Treat others and you would like to be treated....so be it. You are SAD!!!!!!
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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You are too right, grandma. I'm pure evil. Strayed from the compassionate path. 
It's not my fault, though. God came upon me and said, "Come forth, join me in the way of the good, through the gates into heaven, where Jars Of Clay play as the soundtrack." Then the devil was like, "Dude, Behemoth are going on at 9:00, there's gonna be tons of booze and sodomy!" Eternal fire it is, then!
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bigdinv
Houston, TX
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Jars of Clay aren't playing in heaven. It's Jesus wielding a ukulele, singing 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips'.
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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Jars of Clay aren't playing in heaven. It's Jesus wielding a ukulele, singing 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips'.
Somehow, I still think that would be far more enjoyable than f--king Christian rock.
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bigdinv
Houston, TX
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I would want to go to heaven just to witness that.
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imatoughcookie
Gastonia, NC
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Hey Big, I noticed he looked up my profile... If he has to look up our profile to hurt us and he is still on this site. There is still HOPE for him... He probably still SMILES every time HE reads these posts.
He frowns in anger with his posts...
I'm SMILING, I'm not a Grandma yet, but I will be... THANK YOU for reminding me. I will be the BEST GRANDMA I can be and they all will be raised with LOVE, and a lot of it.
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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I got high on life once... it was pretty meh...
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filterless2
Oxnard, CA
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Happiness is overrated anyways.....once you find it, you have to maintain it.
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bigdinv
Houston, TX
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So your saying happiness is like a cheating b*tch?
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| 8/30/2013 6:53:18 PM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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So your saying happiness is like a cheating b*tch?
"Happiness is like a trophy wife."
You gotta love the nebulous platitudes people shit out on forums to get their post counts up.
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| 8/31/2013 2:42:26 PM |
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imatoughcookie
Gastonia, NC
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Hey Upwards...changed your pic looks like your feeling better.  
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Rutland, OH
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| 8/31/2013 7:41:57 PM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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Yessssss... much better.
I can't wait for the cancer to start in your saggy breasts, then take the rest of your wrinkled old body leaving your family in tears. Little do they know, they are next. The dark lord is ejaulating radon into your homes as we speak. Take it! Yessssss!
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superjenny
Bentonville, AR
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Youre rude. Dude calm down.
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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You ate the filth spawn of a false god and the product of a government too weak to execute stupid trash! I will cherish the day a house fire takes you from the world!
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keepslowprofile
Moose Lake, MN
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This is a success story?
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| 9/1/2013 2:36:21 AM |
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upwardandonward
Phoenix, AZ
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^
You are a fail story. You and your hideousness, your stupidity, and your love for bestiality.
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bigdinv
Houston, TX
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^
You are a fail story. You and your hideousness, your stupidity, and your love for bestiality.
Have you noticed the multitudes of profiles that post for "points" in this forum?
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djgone
Anaheim, CA
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COULDNT CONCUR WITH YOU MORE! Prob still a wittle wittle boy. & hate to break the new to that ass, but he lives in Arizona.... Who TF would, could, should live in a abandoned desert
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robin0109
Cincinnati, OH
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This is a success story?
He hates on every one.
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| 9/2/2013 8:58:40 AM |
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checkingitout4a
Independence, KS
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Just the f____up.
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