| 12/5/2013 8:16:18 PM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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| 12/5/2013 10:36:55 PM |
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
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Well Barb, I can't post anything to beat that cute one... but will say it's not only funny but fits a few women I know , how about you ?   
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| 12/6/2013 6:37:22 AM |
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funover70
Blue Earth, MN
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Funny Christmas | Forward this Picture How is this one Barb?
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| 12/6/2013 6:44:13 AM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
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[quoteheader]Quote from funover70:[/quoteheader][quote]
Funny Christmas | Forward this Picture How is this one Barb?[/quote]..... 
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| 12/6/2013 8:10:15 AM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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Oh No, Santa is upset
Di, I am seeing block user - don't understand -- who is blocking who?
Barbara
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| 12/6/2013 8:39:34 AM |
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
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Well Barb, sure hope it's not me , however on rare occasions this old man has accidently hit wrong keys , so hope this event will be cleared up soon , love yer cartoon posts .
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| 12/6/2013 9:41:06 AM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
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When you start a thread that will appear every time someone posts.It gives you a chance to keep that person from posting in your thread.I just ignore it.
Like the santa cartoon.
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| 12/6/2013 10:35:10 AM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
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When you start a thread that will appear every time someone posts.It gives you a chance to keep that person from posting in your thread.I just ignore it.
Like the santa cartoon. 
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| 12/6/2013 1:13:50 PM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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When you start a thread that will appear every time someone posts.It gives you a chance to keep that person from posting in your thread.I just ignore it.
Like the santa cartoon.
Thank you Wilbur. Glad you told me-didn't know what was going on--I noticed the ones here were okay in other threads.
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| 12/6/2013 1:16:58 PM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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| 12/9/2013 6:25:04 PM |
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funover70
Blue Earth, MN
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Barb You have to block this guy
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| 12/9/2013 9:01:59 PM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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Thank You Di That was a terrible picture. He should not have been allowed to post it.
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| 12/10/2013 5:54:53 AM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
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Thank You Di That was a terrible picture. He should not have been allowed to post it.
.... It would make a good scarecrow to keep the crows out of the corn field.  
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| 12/10/2013 11:51:16 AM |
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
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Question here, why are "Pork & beans ",labeled thusly ? should read "Beans with just a tiny hint of pork". Same goes for many small cans of " Chicken noodle soup ", it should read "Watery soup with lots of pasta & damn little chicken".I find these as funny , can you think of others?
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| 12/10/2013 8:03:59 PM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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| 12/13/2013 5:53:16 AM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
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As Arnold says, I'm back. My computer just went black. Stayed off about 3 minutes then came back on and had a message on it, a serious error was found and has been corrected. Don't reckon they was talking about me do you. 
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| 12/13/2013 5:55:39 AM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
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...... I thought that the lady on the roof looked familiar. Hello Ante.
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| 12/13/2013 8:10:20 AM |
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
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Geezy wheezy but it's getting thicker here of late ,the pheromones of males & females filling the air . Flirting , teasing , pleasing all going on , NICE , really nice for a change . 
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| 12/13/2013 11:12:49 AM |
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funover70
Blue Earth, MN
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Funny Pictures - Quotes - Photobucket
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| 12/13/2013 11:48:21 AM |
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
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 I must be slipping .....Di's last one went right over me head...or it's "Dark Humor"?
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| 12/13/2013 3:54:40 PM |
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funover70
Blue Earth, MN
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Can you post here?
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| 12/13/2013 4:19:58 PM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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| 12/13/2013 4:24:27 PM |
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funover70
Blue Earth, MN
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Barb, Abuch of us got blocked by Kat then she left and so you will have tojust put up with a few here
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| 12/13/2013 4:26:41 PM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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Good to see you Tennesse girl--did you get snow--we got none--
so far none-may get some tomorrow- but mostly rain
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| 12/13/2013 4:32:28 PM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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Barb, Abuch of us got blocked by Kat then she left and so you will have tojust put up with a few here
On what forum did she block you? was she upset about something?
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| 12/13/2013 4:40:25 PM |
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
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On what forum did she block you? was she upset about something?
..... Barb ...Kat ,blocked several of us here on the 70's+group.at least earlier we were banned from posting , now ?
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| 12/13/2013 4:40:26 PM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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Dianne I e-mailed the site and asked if they could straighten out no being able to post and that it was nothing we had done...so the site accepted the e-mail...
I have notice on several forums that the last pages are missing
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| 12/13/2013 4:41:54 PM |
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funover70
Blue Earth, MN
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I was,en blocked as I didn,t post on her threads only a few times,
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| 12/13/2013 4:48:24 PM |
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
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Come on folks were not laughing or joking , so far at least... several threads are still up & runing for us , so let's get on with the show , & live it up once more OK?
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| 12/13/2013 4:54:49 PM |
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funover70
Blue Earth, MN
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Yes Dear, How was your day? I went to the store and blew my whole budget, I will eat well this next mo.
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| 12/13/2013 4:55:00 PM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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There are definitely issues with DH hope the missing pages can be restored.
RE: Kat I don't find any forums started by her ????
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| 12/13/2013 5:00:30 PM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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RE:There are definitely issues with DH hope the missing pages can be restored.
Di, On your forum Di's Kitchen, it shows you posted today, but the last post showing is
dated 11/7/13
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| 12/13/2013 5:09:29 PM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
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Come on folks were not laughing or joking , so far at least... several threads are still up & runing for us , so let's get on with the show , & live it up once more OK?
.... That's right. I guess some of it is my fault for making something public, but when i get a e-mail from someone that says they are removing me from their friends list because i befriended someone they don't like, that did irk me and i posted it on things that irk you. If i had it to do over, i wouldn;t have. But why should someone take me off their friends list because i am talking to someone that hasn't done anything to me. Now, let's get on with it.
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| 12/13/2013 5:22:18 PM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
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Okay ole man --what rumor do you want me to start about you????Maybe that you got a still in them hills so you can give Di. a little bit for her tea...   ---we all know better though---I GUESS.
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| 12/13/2013 5:25:08 PM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
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There are definitely issues with DH hope the missing pages can be restored.
RE: Kat I don't find any forums started by her ????
... Me too.By the way she deleted her profile and i hate it because i hope no one blames me.
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| 12/13/2013 7:53:43 PM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
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I got an email from her and she said she was closing her account on date hookup didn't say why,but she is on another forum that she said she likes better.
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| 12/15/2013 6:07:57 PM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
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Back to humor.
I was so far behind,i thought i was first.
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| 12/18/2013 5:07:23 PM |
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altje
Kernersville, NC
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The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."
And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!
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| 12/18/2013 6:57:42 PM |
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
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Good one Altje .....
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| 12/20/2013 7:35:02 PM |
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thespian918
Hominy, OK
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| 12/20/2013 8:10:16 PM |
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funover70
Blue Earth, MN
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Friday | Forward this Picture
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| 12/20/2013 9:23:01 PM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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| 12/21/2013 8:37:46 AM |
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
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Nipper ---Angel eyes ...23 Jan 1933
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| 12/21/2013 8:40:04 AM |
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funover70
Blue Earth, MN
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Happy Tinsel Shoes 3/3/41 Loved to Dance!
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| 12/21/2013 10:23:49 AM |
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
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Come on Barb , need yers too & the rest of the70's+ posters just fer fun male & female don't be shy.
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| 12/21/2013 1:03:28 PM |
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thespian918
Hominy, OK
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Buddy...Sugar Socks...August 1. 1938
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| 12/21/2013 5:07:17 PM |
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bj_tennesseegal
Columbia, TN
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Nipper Sugar-Socks 8/2/38
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| 12/21/2013 10:03:12 PM |
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thespian918
Hominy, OK
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Nipper Sugar-Socks 8/2/38
How about that Barbara Jean! You are one day younger than me!
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| 12/26/2013 12:53:40 PM |
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thespian918
Hominy, OK
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald
man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don’t they call mustaches “mouthbrows?”
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| 12/26/2013 2:10:38 PM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
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Speedy Angeleyes
January 3 1935
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| 12/27/2013 7:26:17 AM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald
man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don’t they call mustaches “mouthbrows?”
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| 12/27/2013 7:52:04 PM |
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thespian918
Hominy, OK
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Athiest Holiday
An atheist complained to a Christian friend, "You Christians have your special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. Jews celebrate their national holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur. But we atheists have no recognized national holidays. It's unfair discrimination."
His friend replied, "Why don't you celebrate April first?"
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| 12/27/2013 8:31:26 PM |
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
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Very good Thespian , very good ...
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| 12/28/2013 7:38:32 AM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
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Athiest Holiday
An atheist complained to a Christian friend, "You Christians have your special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. Jews celebrate their national holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur. But we atheists have no recognized national holidays. It's unfair discrimination."
His friend replied, "Why don't you celebrate April first?"
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| 12/28/2013 1:43:44 PM |
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thespian918
Hominy, OK
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SICK LEAVE
I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would
not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
Then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss
might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in
the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'..And where do you think you're going?!'
(You're gonna love this....)
She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.
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| 12/28/2013 1:45:41 PM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
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SICK LEAVE
I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would
not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
Then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss
might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in
the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'..And where do you think you're going?!'
(You're gonna love this....)
She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.
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| 12/28/2013 1:46:54 PM |
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
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Now there's an example of good clean humor....
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| 12/28/2013 4:23:25 PM |
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mamatoad
Rogers, AR
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I Have A headache
The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into
bed when his wife complained, as usual,
"I have a headache."
"Perfect, " her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering
my d*ck with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to
you!"
Sorry guys it was too funny not to pass along
[Edited 12/28/2013 4:25:51 PM ]
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| 12/28/2013 4:29:05 PM |
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elderfisherman
Springfield, MO
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LMAO....nearly choked laughing so hard , this was awful !!! following Thespians joke , Mamatoad you're a mess
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| 12/28/2013 7:20:08 PM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
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Mamatoad that reminds me of the cpuple who went to bed and the husband gave the wife a bottle of aspirin
What is this for "she asked?
For your headache ,the husband replied.
I dont have a headache ,the wife said
Good ,the husband replied,let's have sex.
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