If women used pick up lines like men do.

4/3/2014 11:40:33 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
ayemie Granite Bay, CA 44, joined Jul. 2010	What would they be? I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood. If I told you I worked for UPS would you let me handle your package? I'm not wearing any socks and have the panties to match! Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
4/3/2014 11:41:22 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
pghguy678 Pittsburgh, PA 40, joined May. 2013	Quote from ayemie: What would they be? I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood. If I told you I worked for UPS would you let me handle your package? I'm not wearing any socks and have the panties to match!
4/3/2014 11:41:53 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
stan_147 Tehachapi, CA 51, joined Aug. 2010
4/4/2014 12:08:20 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
bluecougareyes Chelan, WA 70, joined Nov. 2008	Quote from ayemie: What would they be? I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood. If I told you I worked for UPS would you let me handle your package? I'm not wearing any socks and have the panties to match! Your the one !! panties to match! << I love IT !
4/4/2014 12:09:41 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
outhere925 Antioch, CA 33, joined Apr. 2013	You look handsome. Do you want a girlfriend?
4/4/2014 12:10:07 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
bluecougareyes Chelan, WA 70, joined Nov. 2008	.. ...ayemie Is Granite Bay, CA. at Lake Tahoe ? [Edited 4/4/2014 12:10:27 AM ]
4/4/2014 12:10:43 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
flirty_n_fun67 Belleville, ON 47, joined Sep. 2010	On your knees b*tch...
4/4/2014 12:17:33 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
ayemie Granite Bay, CA 44, joined Jul. 2010	Quote from bluecougareyes: .. ...ayemie Is Granite Bay, CA. at Lake Tahoe ? about 2 hours from it.
4/4/2014 12:23:38 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
bluecougareyes Chelan, WA 70, joined Nov. 2008	Quote from ayemie: about 2 hours from it. Maybe I should have said... On the shors of Lake Tahoe. I used to live in San Diego CA. I went camping near Trucky many times, thought I remembered a place called Granet Bay along the Lake shoreline some where. Oh yeah... there's even a place called "shoreline" or is it "State Line" ? on Nevada side w/ gambling casinos...lol
4/4/2014 12:30:57 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
ayemie Granite Bay, CA 44, joined Jul. 2010	Yep South Lake Tahoe is in Nevada North Lake Tahoe is in California. Granite Bay is next to Folsom and parts of Granite Bay touches Folsom Lake.
4/4/2014 12:32:35 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
e_llicit Rancho Cucamonga, CA 43, joined Apr. 2012	they would say, i have a lovely forest, wanna plant your tree in it.
4/4/2014 12:36:11 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
bluecougareyes Chelan, WA 70, joined Nov. 2008	Quote from ayemie: Yep South Lake Tahoe is in Nevada North Lake Tahoe is in California. Granite Bay is next to Folsom and parts of Granite Bay touches Folsom Lake. Ahhh.. Down near Sac. and Folsom and the Auburn area. I lived in Newcastle and Auburn for a few years. I know where you taking about now... Thanks... see you next time I pass throgh there...lol
4/4/2014 12:41:07 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
bluecougareyes Chelan, WA 70, joined Nov. 2008	If women used pick up lines like men do. My tunnel is real dark inside... do you have a light n your thing ! Oh... that real bad... No women would ever say that ! Better.. is a girl named Candy... says " Comon-na my house I give you some Candy " ,
4/4/2014 12:42:29 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
powerswitch Anderson, SC 23, joined Nov. 2013	Wanna come pet my kitty?
4/4/2014 12:47:47 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
bluecougareyes Chelan, WA 70, joined Nov. 2008	I only pet wet kitties that Puuuurrr !
4/4/2014 12:57:29 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
rellynicegagurl Acworth, GA 43, joined May. 2010	You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it. "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." They’re called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine a** "I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?" I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you? Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns Is your name country crock, cause you can spread me anytime.
4/4/2014 1:27:58 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
sum12see Alhambra, CA 31, joined May. 2013	I just let my eyes and smile do the talking and they come to me...
4/4/2014 4:18:14 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
bigbear_is_back Chandler, AZ 52, joined Feb. 2013	Quote from ayemie: What would they be? I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood. If I told you I worked for UPS would you let me handle your package? I'm not wearing any socks and have the panties to match! OK ya got me ... I'm sold ... Ya got me at the 1st line ...
4/4/2014 7:32:02 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
hippo65 Albuquerque, NM 49, joined Apr. 2013	Why would it be in the back pocket?? Quote from rellynicegagurl: You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it. "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." They’re called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine a** "I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?" I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you? Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns Is your name country crock, cause you can spread me anytime. BRAVO!!!! [Edited 4/4/2014 7:33:05 AM ]
4/4/2014 7:39:51 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
txrose64 Pearland, TX 51, joined Jan. 2013	I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. You caress the arm of his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt!?" If a guy asks "have you got the time?" looking at my watch..I'll answer " if you got the energy". I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off? "are my undies showing?" (or slip for us older gals) he says "no"...would you like it to?
4/4/2014 8:19:38 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
bumblebee7 Fort Payne, AL 60, joined Apr. 2011	Funny op.. but some women do use pick up lines...then others use the female version of pick up likes. Its all the same thing, when you wash off the paint.
4/4/2014 8:20:45 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
bumblebee7 Fort Payne, AL 60, joined Apr. 2011	Quote from rellynicegagurl: You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it. "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." They’re called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine a** "I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?" I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you? Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns Is your name country crock, cause you can spread me anytime. I can see these working...
4/4/2014 8:39:19 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
ohdannyboy59 Arlington, TX 55, joined Sep. 2012 online now!
4/4/2014 9:10:51 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
txrose64 Pearland, TX 51, joined Jan. 2013	Real ones that have "worked" over the years tend to be more physical with some lil coy grin and double entendre' attached to it... a lot just conversation starters, ask a question! being a tad suggestive, playful, that sort of thing. stumbling into his lap... the ole touch on the arm..etc but if you've been making google eyes at each other and he actually gets up and makes the move to come over something like "So are we going to go out next weekend or not?" be bold..send your number over to him if they "hungry" eyes are continuing and he doesn't get up and come over, an ex boyfriend of mine was a very very shy guy...I had to make those first move but once he got the "green light" it was game on! Tall guys I like, and I've had that grin and when we'd approach each other, look 'em up and down and say "I always did like climbin' trees" it worked every time. over coffee if they had sugar on their table I'd ask them to pass the sugar or "just dip your finger in it" that's a reverse line generally give to me by a guy but it worked if delivered correctly Good ole "Hi" works too!
4/4/2014 9:24:43 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
eyesofmedusa San Antonio, TX 50, joined Jun. 2012	Baby....I'm just trying to get a feel for you...... You are a sexy drink of water I wld like to feel on the back of my throat... Your hands look bored...would they like something to do ? My mommy always told me not to talk to strangers....I plan on doing everything but taking to you.... On th real ? Just looking at them usually does the trick.....
4/4/2014 9:45:23 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
rescueranger245 Windsor, VA 62, joined Apr. 2011	Quote from rellynicegagurl: You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it. "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." They’re called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine a** "I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?" I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you? Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns Is your name country crock, cause you can spread me anytime. So much for the "Nice girl" thing. It always seemed to happen while I was at work... I had a woman walk up to me once and said, "I think I'm on fire. Can you squirt your hose where it's the hottest?" "Will you show me your hose?" "I'd love to take a drink from your hose." "If you'll get a pssycat out of a tree...Will you climb up a ladder to pet my p**sy?" After a small kitchen fire, "Now that you know where I live, come see me anytime. If the front door is locked, you can come in the back door."
4/4/2014 9:48:26 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
hippo65 Albuquerque, NM 49, joined Apr. 2013	Quote from eyesofmedusa: On th real ? Just looking at them usually does the trick..... Pheelasee..I need more than that. Not much more.
4/4/2014 9:50:30 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
eyesofmedusa San Antonio, TX 50, joined Jun. 2012	Hippo..... Guess I get the easy kills....never looked at a man who didn't speak to me....
4/4/2014 10:16:51 AM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
hippo65 Albuquerque, NM 49, joined Apr. 2013	@ Eyesofmedusa..Don't they turn into stones tho? [Edited 4/4/2014 10:17:35 AM ]
4/4/2014 12:37:27 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
eyesofmedusa San Antonio, TX 50, joined Jun. 2012	Quote from saucy_wench: The FBI is after my boobs, hide them your hands I'm screaming at a phone !!!! Ohhhh Damnit! And no Hippo...they hv however walked into doors...driven into gas pumps...tripped and fallen.... And things on them have gotten....hard..
4/4/2014 1:07:12 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
oceanblues53 Cayce, SC 57, joined Apr. 2011	Quote from e_llicit: they would say, i have a lovely forest, wanna plant your tree in it.
4/4/2014 1:08:11 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
barrydalmi Baltimore, MD 52, joined Dec. 2007	Hot and funny OP... what a nice combination.
4/4/2014 1:20:27 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
rellynicegagurl Acworth, GA 43, joined May. 2010	Quote from rescueranger245: So much for the "Nice girl" thing. It always seemed to happen while I was at work... I had a woman walk up to me once and said, "I think I'm on fire. Can you squirt your hose where it's the hottest?" "Will you show me your hose?" "I'd love to take a drink from your hose." "If you'll get a pssycat out of a tree...Will you climb up a ladder to pet my p**sy?" After a small kitchen fire, "Now that you know where I live, come see me anytime. If the front door is locked, you can come in the back door." You know by now I'm no angel But I never use a pickup line... too much trouble. I find my baseball bat much more effective at catching my prey... Ummm I mean man He may be kicking and screaming all the way down to the basement, but I know... deep down... he really likes it... he's just a little shy is all
4/4/2014 1:48:42 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
bluecougareyes Chelan, WA 70, joined Nov. 2008	TOUCH TOUCH A WOMAN'S HEART, YOU GET LOVE, TOUCH OF A WOMAN'S MIND, YOU GET HER INTEREST, TOUCH OF A WOMAN SOUL, AND U GET PASSION, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS TOUCH A MAN'S HEART, YOU GET LOVE, TOUCH OF A MAN'S MIND, YOU GET HIS INTEREST, TOUCH OF A MAN SOUL, AND U GET PASSION, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS Awesome, so true ,
4/4/2014 1:51:55 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
rellynicegagurl Acworth, GA 43, joined May. 2010	Quote from cawk_asian: A simply "Hi" is all most women need as a pick up line. Hi Is it working??
4/4/2014 1:53:17 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
stan_147 Tehachapi, CA 51, joined Aug. 2010	Yes.
4/4/2014 1:55:47 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
rellynicegagurl Acworth, GA 43, joined May. 2010
4/4/2014 2:35:28 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
hoople65 Jacksonville, FL 49, joined Oct. 2011	I hope your an animal lover because I have a kitty for you to adopt
4/4/2014 2:44:51 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
stumppy Wind Gap, PA 69, joined Jan. 2008	And here I thought you were such an angelic kind woman. I am shattered to the core.
4/4/2014 3:07:37 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
powerswitch Anderson, SC 23, joined Nov. 2013	Quote from stan_147: Lmao.... Classic
4/4/2014 3:18:41 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
rellynicegagurl Acworth, GA 43, joined May. 2010	Quote from stumppy: And here I thought you were such an angelic kind woman. I am shattered to the core. My spice is a vice that makes everything nice
4/4/2014 3:19:05 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
rellynicegagurl Acworth, GA 43, joined May. 2010	Quote from cawk_asian: Hi Is it working?? In your case Mute would work
4/4/2014 3:28:25 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
spookem Lexington, KY 59, joined Jan. 2013	They usually ask me, "Are you looking for a good time?"
4/4/2014 3:30:34 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
ayemie Granite Bay, CA 44, joined Jul. 2010	"That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."
4/4/2014 3:36:26 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
spookem Lexington, KY 59, joined Jan. 2013	ayemie ayemie ayemie..
4/4/2014 3:37:09 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
dan9787 Laval, QC 51, joined Apr. 2011	Quote from rellynicegagurl: You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it. "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." They’re called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine a** "I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?" I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you? Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns Is your name country crock, cause you can spread me anytime. Good lines. [Edited 4/4/2014 3:39:07 PM ]
4/4/2014 3:46:24 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
stobil Gallatin, TN 34, joined Nov. 2009 online now!	I work for USPS. We have packages.
4/4/2014 3:48:32 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
rellynicegagurl Acworth, GA 43, joined May. 2010	Quote from stobil: I work for USPS. We have packages. She should be want YOURS stobil... not bragging that she has a package too
4/4/2014 3:50:31 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
stobil Gallatin, TN 34, joined Nov. 2009 online now!	She isn't a she if "she" has one.
4/4/2014 3:51:38 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
rellynicegagurl Acworth, GA 43, joined May. 2010	My point exactly You never know these days though [Edited 4/4/2014 3:52:13 PM ]
4/4/2014 3:53:08 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
passionetkisses Seattle, WA 41, joined Nov. 2012	Do you work I construction? I need my hard wood floor laid.
4/4/2014 3:56:02 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
stobil Gallatin, TN 34, joined Nov. 2009 online now!	^^^ That would work w/o the word floor.
4/4/2014 4:08:30 PM	If women used pick up lines like men do.
sweetmama117 Bronx, NY 55, joined Aug. 2013	Rescue wrote one of my line, if its a fireman I would say if you're a real fireman show me your hose or something May West said "mmm,mmm my left leg is Christmas and my right leg is new year why don't come between the holidays and see me sometime"

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