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damfa
Maynard, AR
43, joined Apr. 2014
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Story of a long distance truck driver:
Having been a night driver, I have spent many night watching over the staring wheel as these often scantily clad woman roam around the parking lot and knock on the doors of each truck to see if they can find some business. Some work in pairs for the safety, while other work alone. The one thing you can tell from them is that they are truly at the end of their options. It does not pay well, most of the guys don't look great - some haven't even showered in over a month. If prostitution is the last option for most women, then being a lot lizard is the absolute final option.
Where do you find a Lot Lizard?
Almost all truck stops have a Lot Lizard of one kind or another. Some advertise over CB Radios, while others go window to window and some post on forums or have web sites. They are more frequently found in poorer areas of United States such as Atlanta, Chicago, Detroit, along the Mexico border and much more.
What do Truckers think about Lot Lizards?
Almost all truck stops have a Lot Lizard of one kind or another. Some advertise over CB Radios, while others go window to window and some post on forums or have web sites. They are more frequently found in poorer areas of United States such as Atlanta, Chicago, Detroit, along the Mexico border and much more.
My wife came out with me on the road for a 2 week trip. We were in Knoxville, TN, when she got her first glimpse of a lot lizard. I really was shocked at her response, she said that all her worries were relieved. She knew for sure after seeing what they looked like, that there was no way I would ever touch one. I had always told her that I would never even consider having sex with a lot lizard at no charge, much less pay for it. Now, I know that there are drivers that go down that road, I have seen it. But, for every driver that asks one of these girls into his truck, there are 50 others that refuse.
Says Jason
I just don't want any of those nasty things messing with me, while I'm sitting back and relaxing.
Says Anonymous
Didn't make it 5 feet from my truck when I started getting hustled by the morning LLcrew. One who was in a short skirt, hadn't showered in a while and had a nice festering sore on her lower lip who wanted to make a "few bucks". I politely declined her "services" and continued on my way. About 50 yards after that, I came across another who clearly smokes meth who looked like she built her own dental crown by gluing aluminum foil over two of her teeth (not that the rest looked much better) who would do ANYTHING to sit in my air conditioned truck.
Says Pack Rat
Yuck. I'd rather stick it in a meat grinder.
Says Joseph
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horace_schitt
Wausau, WI
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| 6/15/2014 3:52:04 PM |
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hsprin
Savannah, MO
41, joined Jan. 2009
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Too much to read to say you don't want a wh*re...so if its not your thing stay away from it.
And fyi that's not dating its sex
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| 6/15/2014 4:18:49 PM |
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damfa
Maynard, AR
43, joined Apr. 2014
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dating=sex
sex=dating
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| 6/15/2014 4:22:16 PM |
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jeniwho
Portage, IN
38, joined Mar. 2014
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 learn something new everyday. Never knew what a lot lizard was. A truck stop prostitute
Oh my
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starr_n_love
Chicago, IL
33, joined Mar. 2014
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I saw fire's name on the truck stop bathroom ...
It said will kiss for waffles with the number 1-800-add-syrup next to it
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| 6/15/2014 4:38:46 PM |
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cj1755
York, PA
44, joined Jun. 2013
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Didn't make it 5 feet from my truck when I started getting hustled by the morning LLcrew. One who was in a short skirt, hadn't showered in a while and had a nice festering sore on her lower lip who wanted to make a "few bucks". I politely declined her "services" and continued on my way. About 50 yards after that, I came across another who clearly smokes meth who looked like she built her own dental crown by gluing aluminum foil over two of her teeth (not that the rest looked much better) who would do ANYTHING to sit in my air conditioned truck.
Says Pack Rat
Yuck. I'd rather stick it in a meat grinder.
Says Joseph
Lmao Their services are cheaper than a classy ho but come with free shot of Penicillin lol
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| 6/15/2014 4:41:25 PM |
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jade_a_bop
Duluth, MN
39, joined Feb. 2012
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your other, top of the list, pot stirring thread not going well enough?
i especially like the one sided battle between the 2...you know, how one is shit talking the other, while saying "don't quote me?"...so the other doesn't even have the option to defend herself? 
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hsprin
Savannah, MO
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dating=sex
sex=dating
Sex and dating are not the same thing.
I can have sex and not be dating someone. I can go out on dates with someone and not have sex with them.
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inni_dreamz
Pasadena, CA
97, joined Nov. 2012
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TLDR; lot lizzards. Ewwwwwwwwwwww
I feel sorry for anyone that desperate - on both sides.
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| 6/15/2014 4:56:17 PM |
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myhaloiscrooked
Lampasas, TX
32, joined Apr. 2013
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dating=sex
sex=dating
Aaaaand this is what is intrinsically "wrong" with dating.
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| 6/15/2014 4:59:25 PM |
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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You don't date to be celibate
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mr_dizzel
Winnetka, CA
33, joined Dec. 2011
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Ya it's called getting free dinner
But yes if your dating guys we expect lil sexiness in the bed room we gota work for that cash and for you to walk away is bs... You go work 13 hour days with 1 day off working 136 hours every 2 weeks and then take me out to dinner to tell you Hell no I'm not gona even kiss you
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mr_dizzel
Winnetka, CA
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But see guys we hardly turn down women... But that's why is rather spend 120 bucks on a good looking escort to make sure I'm gona get some then to take you out for drinks that are 15 dollers each plus dinner=50.00 bucks plus gas=20.00 add that up... At least I know for my 120 dollers I spend I'm gona end up happy  then rather feel used..
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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OK so you want the regular and any side dishes?
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| 6/15/2014 5:11:38 PM |
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myhaloiscrooked
Lampasas, TX
32, joined Apr. 2013
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Ya don't date just to "f!*k" either.
Or maybe you do..
But...
I think if a hole and a couple of fun bags is entirely all you're after, regardless of any and all contributing factors that could make them a potential mate in your life in your future....then I do believe that what you are desiring, is in fact, a "lot lizard."
Or wh*re, prostitute, street walker, stripper with bendable "work ethics", random sleazy slut, stray dog, glory hole, warmed watermelon / apple pie, strangers hand, a knot hole in a tree...or really anything at all that would gratify you sexually In this instant.
There's no need to buy any expensive dinners or pretend you care just for that. There's easier ways, friend.
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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Maybe you enjoy your vibrator but I prefer the real thing. I'm not after prudes or wh*res either. Figure it out
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ndpndnt14u
Spartanburg, SC
54, joined Jul. 2013
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either sink cash into a date or pay her and let her do with it as she will.I prefer to take them out and get to know them myself....but on the real its all the same trade off.
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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Love you long time
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myhaloiscrooked
Lampasas, TX
32, joined Apr. 2013
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Maybe you enjoy your vibrator but I prefer the real thing. I'm not after prudes or wh*res either. Figure it out
I'm not here to figure you out, hon. THAT is your job in your life.
And, why yes, yes I do enjoy my vibrator. Immensely. All of them in fact. And I can say with reasonable certainty that THEY have NOT been inside of a lot lizard, or any of the aforementioned disgusting, shady orifices.
Which is not something I can say for... Well anyone here. Not out of rudeness. But because the image most present to the world is crass and questionable. So, makes one cringe to think of their "private moments."
*shudders*
You're a great example of that, btw. No offense.
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ndpndnt14u
Spartanburg, SC
54, joined Jul. 2013
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atleast they are not hiding under the guise of a date huh?? 
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hsprin
Savannah, MO
41, joined Jan. 2009
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Ya it's called getting free dinner
But yes if your dating guys we expect lil sexiness in the bed room we gota work for that cash and for you to walk away is bs... You go work 13 hour days with 1 day off working 136 hours every 2 weeks and then take me out to dinner to tell you Hell no I'm not gona even kiss you
Going out on one date doesn't mean your getting sex. So if all you want is sex buy a wh*re. If you can't afford to go out to dinner don't ask girls out on dates! It's really that simply. Dating is to get to know each other and see if you want a relationship and eventually have sex down the road.
Go to Starbucks and have coffee if your not sure if you want to date someone.
Gee, I can't imagine why you are single!
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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Lot Lizard's leavings
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starr_n_love
Chicago, IL
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gemini_eva
Spáta
Greece
50, joined May. 2014
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Maybe you enjoy your vibrator but I prefer the real thing. I'm not after prudes or wh*res either. Figure it out
You know they have a forum for guys who prefer "the real thing not vibrators"......right??----------------------------------------.
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dewayne489
Sweet Home, OR
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You know they have a forum for guys who prefer "the real thing not vibrators"......right??----------------------------------------.
Is that like how your daddy prefered the real thing when he popped your cherry when you was a little fat girl? You blame your obesity on your childhood sexual abuse. But you was already fat.
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stobil
Gallatin, TN
36, joined Nov. 2009
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Ya don't date just to "f!*k" either.
Or maybe you do..
But...
I think if a hole and a couple of fun bags is entirely all you're after, regardless of any and all contributing factors that could make them a potential mate in your life in your future....then I do believe that what you are desiring, is in fact, a "lot lizard."
Or wh*re, prostitute, street walker, stripper with bendable "work ethics", random sleazy slut, stray dog, glory hole, warmed watermelon / apple pie, strangers hand, a knot hole in a tree...or really anything at all that would gratify you sexually In this instant.
There's no need to buy any expensive dinners or pretend you care just for that. There's easier ways, friend.
Well we don't do it for chick flicks.
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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myhaloiscrooked
Dating for inner beauty is done and over. Even rich old geezers like Donald Sterling had a 31 year old "assistant". He assisted her with money and she assisted him with whatever it was. Anna Nicole Smith a bimbo Playboy bunny married a 90 year old and committed suicide when she got no money from the estate.
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leggsalloverr
Beverly Hills, CA
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Most truck stops have security, so visits from "Lot lizards, creeper leapers" etc...don't bother the drivers. Also, you must not be that good of a driver if you aren't able to avoid THAT many women.
I know way more than you can imagine, so don't even try to challenge my knowledge.
It all depends on the driver...
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dewayne489
Sweet Home, OR
35, joined Apr. 2014
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Most truck stops have security, so visits from "Lot lizards, creeper leapers" etc...don't bother the drivers. Also, you must not be that good of a driver if you aren't able to avoid THAT many women.
I know way more than you can imagine, so don't even try to challenge my knowledge.
It all depends on the driver...
I can see (by your photo) that you are an elderly woman trying to look young.
It's not working.
You should give up on that. Can't hide that much of a deeply wrinkled face and neck....
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zombietrouble7
Knoxville, TN
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If you were a better driver,you could park up front under the lights,instead of picking a spot in the back.I haven't had one of those vile creatures knock on my door in over a year.
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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I can see (by your photo) that you are an elderly woman trying to look young.
It's not working.
You should give up on that. Can't hide that much of a deeply wrinkled face and neck....
Oh she gonna be pissed at you now! *snicker*
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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If you were a better driver,you could park up front under the lights,instead of picking a spot in the back.I haven't had one of those vile creatures knock on my door in over a year.
Some people cant sleep with light shining in
and besides that they might want a BJ
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leggsalloverr
Beverly Hills, CA
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If you were a better driver,you could park up front under the lights,instead of picking a spot in the back.I haven't had one of those vile creatures knock on my door in over a year.
Exactly!
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leggsalloverr
Beverly Hills, CA
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I can see (by your photo) that you are an elderly woman trying to look young.
It's not working.
You should give up on that. Can't hide that much of a deeply wrinkled face and neck....
Yeah, that photo is all of 6 months "OLD."
I'll try a little harder next time
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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Yeah, that photo is all of 6 months "OLD."
I'll try a little harder next time
You going to get plastic surgery?
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myhaloiscrooked
Lampasas, TX
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myhaloiscrooked
Dating for inner beauty is done and over. Even rich old geezers like Donald Sterling had a 31 year old "assistant". He assisted her with money and she assisted him with whatever it was. Anna Nicole Smith a bimbo Playboy bunny married a 90 year old and committed suicide when she got no money from the estate.
Touche.
But its a sad, sad thought for those of us who possess inner beauty, but look the furthest thing from a Playboy Bunny.
It saddens me.
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leggsalloverr
Beverly Hills, CA
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You going to get plastic surgery?
Naw, I'm still f**kable
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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Touche.
But its a sad, sad thought for those of us who possess inner beauty, but look the furthest thing from a Playboy Bunny.
It saddens me.
Same thing goes for guys that posses inner beauty but the exterior needs renovation. Women don't want to have sex with them. They take on a lowlife get knocked up and dumped. Inner beauty failed again.
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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Most truck stops have security, so visits from "Lot lizards, creeper leapers" etc...don't bother the drivers. Also, you must not be that good of a driver if you aren't able to avoid THAT many women.
I know way more than you can imagine, so don't even try to challenge my knowledge.
It all depends on the driver...
Are you a reformed Lot Lizard?
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zombietrouble7
Knoxville, TN
51, joined Apr. 2014
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Are you a reformed Lot Lizard?
No,she's just smarter than you.
And infinitely better-lookin.
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damfa
Maynard, AR
43, joined Apr. 2014
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No,she's just smarter than you.
And infinitely better-lookin.
You always answer other peoples posts?
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settee_m
Dallas, TX
63, joined Feb. 2013
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OP, I think you are waaaaaaaaay too invested in this....
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zombietrouble7
Knoxville, TN
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You always answer other peoples posts?
Why,you hoping for some attention from her?You won't get it.
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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OP, I think you are waaaaaaaaay too invested in this....
Its my thread and I'm having fun with it. Funny part I am not a truck driver but a college educated professionl.
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leggsalloverr
Beverly Hills, CA
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Are you a reformed Lot Lizard?
Why? Are you hoping to get tips?
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zombietrouble7
Knoxville, TN
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I saw 2 lot lizards fight at 10 am at T/A in Albuquerque a couple years ago.One had just told a driver she'd get in his truck for $100.Another walked up and said she'd do it for $75.The first one turned around and started swingin.Sad
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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Why? Are you hoping to get tips?
I want to know the number of tricks they do in a night and if they suffer from lockjaw?
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leggsalloverr
Beverly Hills, CA
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I want to know the number of tricks they do in a night and if they suffer from lockjaw?
Are you hoping to get your d*ck caught?
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Pasadena, CA
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brandycool1
Syracuse, NY
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On that note, I am going to bed. ..lol.
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inni_dreamz
Pasadena, CA
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Going out on one date doesn't mean your getting sex. So if all you want is sex buy a wh*re. If you can't afford to go out to dinner don't ask girls out on dates! It's really that simply. Dating is to get to know each other and see if you want a relationship and eventually have sex down the road.
Go to Starbucks and have coffee if your not sure if you want to date someone.
Gee, I can't imagine why you are single!
Agreed, and you can always go dutch.
If I wanted to ask a man out, I certainly wouldn't expect sex just because I paid for dinner.
Ps. I work and pay all of my own bills.
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damfa
Maynard, AR
43, joined Apr. 2014
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They get paid by the job
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starr_n_love
Chicago, IL
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damfa
Maynard, AR
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Agreed, and you can always go dutch.
If I wanted to ask a man out, I certainly wouldn't expect sex just because I paid for dinner.
Ps. I work and pay all of my own bills.
Betcha you haven't asked a man out and paid for his dinner
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galaxy_q2the5th
Houston, TX
58, joined May. 2014
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Gaaaahhhh. I wish one would suffer from lockfingers. 
Those 15 old school dental implants she has scares horses.
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beverduster
La Feria, TX
52, joined Apr. 2008
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the op is a jb hunt driver
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inni_dreamz
Pasadena, CA
97, joined Nov. 2012
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Betcha you haven't asked a man out and paid for his dinner
Betcha I have!
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dorval
Danville, IL
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if she is that desperate and the trucker knows it and takes her on.......I would think he is more desperate that any lot lizard 
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