Dumbest date or mate you ever had.

11/12/2014 8:46:48 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
mikey20928 Knoxville, TN 52, joined Jun. 2014	I had one that watched me inhale helium from a balloon, and she laughed like crazy at my voice.. She must have enjoyed it, because the next day she bought a big pack of balloons at walmart, and was blowing them up with her mouth, and inhaling that.. She told me she couldn't get that trick to work... Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
11/12/2014 8:50:15 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
painkillerjane9 Yonkers, NY 30, joined Sep. 2014	Lol
11/12/2014 8:53:38 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
roverallover Hardy, AR 49, joined Mar. 2014	So op, you admit you like em dumb?
11/12/2014 8:53:48 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
helmholtzwatson Raleigh, NC 49, joined Jun. 2014 online now!	Don't think I've ever had a "dumb" one....uneducated, maybe. did have one in college that had a beyond horrible sense of direction and thought the CCR song Bad Moon on the Rise was saying "Hail to the bathroom on the right".
11/12/2014 8:56:57 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
mikey20928 Knoxville, TN 52, joined Jun. 2014	Lyricosis..
11/12/2014 8:59:02 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
mikey20928 Knoxville, TN 52, joined Jun. 2014	Quote from roverallover: So op, you admit you like em dumb? I guess so.. She was a bleach blonde, and those are worse, cause some of that bleach gets to the brain..
11/12/2014 8:59:41 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
vafella2014 Madison, VA 43, joined Aug. 2014	Had one that didnt know anything about douching . She thought u didnt have to and that the cooch stays clean and fresh. She thought it was for women over 40 lol so when she take a bath after id drop 5 loads in it , id go in there and do it for her lol after awhile she got the hang of it. She was 18 and naive at the time. We men have to teach women sometimes about their own bodies and its cute hehe
11/12/2014 9:02:04 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
stumppy Wind Gap, PA 68, joined Jan. 2008 online now!	Every person alive or lived is/was dumb about, at least, a few things. And often, one of those is their vanity and failure to admit when they are wrong/dumb.
11/12/2014 9:06:26 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
playingindirt Eugene, OR 59, joined Mar. 2014	she did try to figure it out and learn. at least she made the effort.. did you bother to assist her or did you act all like an a** pretending you're so smart?
11/12/2014 9:12:47 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
roverallover Hardy, AR 49, joined Mar. 2014	Quote from vafella2014: Had one that didnt know anything about douching . She thought u didnt have to and that the cooch stays clean and fresh. She thought it was for women over 40 lol so when she take a bath after id drop 5 loads in it , id go in there and do it for her lol after awhile she got the hang of it. She was 18 and naive at the time. We men have to teach women sometimes about their own bodies and its cute hehe She was right. Women don't have to douche, infact, it's highly discouraged. A women's body is built to correct its own ph problems unless she develops an infection. Why do men think us women don't know our own body? Douching after sex is the worst time. Why can't you idiots do your own research before spilling out idiocies from your "know it all" brains
11/12/2014 9:14:02 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
asiancawk Houston, TX 47, joined Sep. 2014	I had one that watched me inhale helium from a balloon, and she laughed like crazy at my voice.. I did that recently at work to amuse the 75yr old production manager... and man did it give me a headache, I thought I was having an aneurism
11/12/2014 9:15:23 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
mikey20928 Knoxville, TN 52, joined Jun. 2014	Quote from playingindirt: she did try to figure it out and learn. at least she made the effort.. did you bother to assist her or did you act all like an a** pretending you're so smart? Well I did laugh a little, but I realize she was just ignorant so I didn't make too much fun of her.. It surprised me that after 23 years of life, she had never seen that..
11/12/2014 9:18:04 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
mikey20928 Knoxville, TN 52, joined Jun. 2014	Quote from asiancawk: I had one that watched me inhale helium from a balloon, and she laughed like crazy at my voice.. I did that recently at work to amuse the 75yr old production manager... and man did it give me a headache, I thought I was having an aneurism Yeah, the last time I did it my chest hurt.. Must have floated my lungs..
11/12/2014 9:26:46 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
txrose64 Pearland, TX 50, joined Jan. 2013	oh we all have our areas of "duh" moments..even me. but I've done the "not at the same level of formal operational stage" as myself and it was very frustrating...and downright disappointing at times. It was a lame attempt at "simplifying" that just didn't work out for me. That was on ME though..so who was the smartie pants there? so I tend to date those with a lil more snap or at least the same as my own just for compatibility.
11/12/2014 9:28:02 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
asiancawk Houston, TX 47, joined Sep. 2014	oh we all have our areas of "duh" moments..even me. What do you mean by "EVEN" me?
11/12/2014 9:30:06 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
dssg Cleveland, OH 52, joined Aug. 2014	I grew up in a Texas stink hole, and all the women were dumb. After 10 years working in Texas Law Enforcement, I decided to move up to Louisiana Law Enforcement. The women in that state made the Texas ladies look like geniuses! Finally I ended up in Nirvana, Cleveland, Ohio, and I must say the White ladies here are a cut above any in the South!
11/12/2014 9:30:31 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
mikey20928 Knoxville, TN 52, joined Jun. 2014	@ Cawk [Edited 11/12/2014 9:31:04 AM ]
11/12/2014 9:33:15 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
stumppy Wind Gap, PA 68, joined Jan. 2008 online now!	Breathing pure helium deprives your lungs/body of oxygen. It can asphyxiate you. The chest pain is lungs screaming for oxygen.
11/12/2014 9:35:16 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
mikey20928 Knoxville, TN 52, joined Jun. 2014	Quote from dssg: I grew up in a Texas stink hole, and all the women were dumb. After 10 years working in Texas Law Enforcement, I decided to move up to Louisiana Law Enforcement. The women in that state made the Texas ladies look like geniuses! Finally I ended up in Nirvana, Cleveland, Ohio, and I must say the White ladies here are a cut above any in the South! Being more educated does not make a woman better, I find it makes em b*tchy..
11/12/2014 9:37:35 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
dssg Cleveland, OH 52, joined Aug. 2014	Quote from mikey20928: Being more educated does not make a woman better, I find it makes em b*tchy.. Perhaps so but at least they can tell you to get lost in a more dignified and uncertain way!
11/12/2014 9:37:49 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
settee_m Dallas, TX 61, joined Feb. 2013	Okay, I've got one. In my earlier years here on dh, I thought common interests were something one looked for, so I agreed to meet a man on a warm, sunny afternoon who said he had a sailboat on a lake about 10 minutes from my house. I've sailed for years and used to own my own sailboat... We'd been on the boat for about 15 minutes talking, when I asked him if we were going for a sail, and he said, no, he'd owned the sailboat for 3 years and never had it out of the slip because he didn't know how to sail.... What??
11/12/2014 9:40:59 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
helmholtzwatson Raleigh, NC 49, joined Jun. 2014 online now!	Blasphemy! I hope you did your duty and taught the lubber! [Edited 11/12/2014 9:41:27 AM ]
11/12/2014 9:43:07 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
settee_m Dallas, TX 61, joined Feb. 2013	No, I sorta lost my chances with him when I laughed...
11/12/2014 9:43:18 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
dssg Cleveland, OH 52, joined Aug. 2014	There isn't anything unusual about that. The majority of boats in some marinas never leave their docks. Sometimes the boat is used as a retirement home. Also if it is power, it is too expensive to operate. If it's sail, many owners don't know how. It seems people enjoy bobbing up and down in the water.
11/12/2014 9:43:33 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
mikey20928 Knoxville, TN 52, joined Jun. 2014	Did you teach him, Settee?
11/12/2014 9:45:11 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
plantkeeper Alexandria, VA 51, joined Apr. 2011	Dont date dummies, however I recently went on a date with a guy that almost drove to Philly while looking for a restaurant in Baltimore. He just wouldn't stop for directions...
11/12/2014 9:51:21 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
settee_m Dallas, TX 61, joined Feb. 2013	Quote from dssg: There isn't anything unusual about that. The majority of boats in some marinas never leave their docks. Sometimes the boat is used as a retirement home. Also if it is power, it is too expensive to operate. If it's sail, many owners don't know how. It seems people enjoy bobbing up and down in the water. lol, it wasn't that big of a boat to live on. He was the first person I'd ever met who owned a sailboat and didn't know how to sail. It isn't the power that is expensive, it's the rental of the slip and the maintenance that can be very expensive. Um, bobbing up and down in a slip, yeah, okay...
11/12/2014 9:51:42 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
mikey20928 Knoxville, TN 52, joined Jun. 2014	Hush Plant, I know where I'm going..
11/12/2014 10:36:52 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
pdforone Litchfield, OH 63, joined Jul. 2010	I was married to a blonde, it helped me to understand blonde jokes.
11/12/2014 10:59:24 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
widow59 Twinsburg, OH 65, joined Mar. 2008	Never had a dumb date but did have a few with severe medical issues that were very unnerving to me and scary.
11/12/2014 11:04:19 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
anton998 Cincinnati, OH 27, joined Sep. 2013	I briefly dated a girl that thought Earth had seven moons and DC was in state of Washington and Washington was near Mississippi
11/12/2014 2:45:15 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
mikey20928 Knoxville, TN 52, joined Jun. 2014	^^^ I think I dated a girl that went to school with her...
11/12/2014 2:54:01 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
ifiweruidh8me2 Cheyenne, WY 33, joined Sep. 2014 online now!	I briefly dated a guy who would tell me to stop "cussing" at him every time I used a word with more than 4-or-5 letters. Sometimes he would ask me what the word meant and before I could give him a meaning he would try and guess.... it was truly awful. This guy also referred to the clitoris as "a lil ball just above a woman's who-ha that when in certain positions will rub on it and feels good for both him and her." Yes folks, and the best part is he told me this as if he were educating me with that bit of news...Surprisingly this cat had 4 kids.
11/12/2014 2:56:05 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
d__u__b Athens, GA 50, joined Jul. 2012	Quote from stumppy: Breathing pure helium deprives your lungs/body of oxygen. It can asphyxiate you. The chest pain is lungs screaming for oxygen. i was once entertained by a car salesman that overheard a comment i made to my wife while shopping after hours; (an effort to avoid annying frickin' car salesmen). he turned on the tank, took a verrry deep huff, and fell back FLAT on a terracotta tile floor; as if in a slapstick movie. when he came to, with us standing over him asking if he was alright, he was like "yeah, fine. why?" we informed him that he had just passed out and cracked his noggin, and were wondering if he needed an ambulance. he denied having passed out, claiming that he was just goofin around with us, as he painfully rubbed the goose egg that was growing on the back of his skull. needless to say, we did NOT buy a car from him.
11/12/2014 3:01:56 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
Targaryen32 Auburn, WA 30, joined Oct. 2014	Quote from mikey20928: I had one that watched me inhale helium from a balloon, and she laughed like crazy at my voice.. She must have enjoyed it, because the next day she bought a big pack of balloons at walmart, and was blowing them up with her mouth, and inhaling that.. She told me she couldn't get that trick to work... when you mean she you mean he right
11/12/2014 3:04:06 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
micheleisgreat Pittsburgh, PA 51, joined Nov. 2013	Quote from plantkeeper: Dont date dummies, however I recently went on a date with a guy that almost drove to Philly while looking for a restaurant in Baltimore. He just wouldn't stop for directions... I am directionally dysfunctional. I even get lost with a GPS!!!
11/12/2014 3:09:06 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
missgioia Natick, MA 51, joined May. 2014	Quote from d__u__b: i was once entertained by a car salesman that overheard a comment i made to my wife while shopping after hours; (an effort to avoid annying frickin' car salesmen). he turned on the tank, took a verrry deep huff, and fell back FLAT on a terracotta tile floor; as if in a slapstick movie. when he came to, with us standing over him asking if he was alright, he was like "yeah, fine. why?" we informed him that he had just passed out and cracked his noggin, and were wondering if he needed an ambulance. he denied having passed out, claiming that he was just goofin around with us, as he painfully rubbed the goose egg that was growing on the back of his skull. needless to say, we did NOT buy a car from him. I laugh uncontrollably every time you tell that story
11/12/2014 3:10:24 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
d__u__b Athens, GA 50, joined Jul. 2012	i still get a pretty good giggle out of it myself!
11/12/2014 3:16:37 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
dahlin012 Wichita, KS 24, joined Sep. 2014	I was talking about something to do with expanding my horizon and one guy I was with said 'damn those are big words baby'
11/12/2014 3:22:12 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
rumrumrum Mesa, AZ 53, joined Jul. 2014	I'm enjoying reading these posts OP. [Edited 11/12/2014 3:23:20 PM ]
11/12/2014 3:42:34 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
ifiweruidh8me2 Cheyenne, WY 33, joined Sep. 2014 online now!	Quote from dahlin012: I was talking about something to do with expanding my horizon and one guy I was with said 'damn those are big words baby' For real... Can't imagine if you used something like "saturated" or "Philanthropy."
11/12/2014 3:44:59 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
amyamyplayer Omaha, NE 30, joined Sep. 2014	Quote from mikey20928: I had one that watched me inhale helium from a balloon, and she laughed like crazy at my voice.. She must have enjoyed it, because the next day she bought a big pack of balloons at walmart, and was blowing them up with her mouth, and inhaling that.. She told me she couldn't get that trick to work... The hell I think I just got dumb reading this shit.
11/12/2014 3:46:44 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
genx1200 Encino, CA 44, joined Oct. 2012	The women I date Are hypocritical not dumb.
11/12/2014 3:49:06 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
dahlin012 Wichita, KS 24, joined Sep. 2014	Quote from ifiweruidh8me2: For real... Can't imagine if you used something like "saturated" or "Philanthropy." He woulda kissed my feet lool.he was already looking at me all awestruck and shit
11/12/2014 4:40:43 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
ifiweruidh8me2 Cheyenne, WY 33, joined Sep. 2014 online now!	Quote from genx1200: The women I date Are hypocritical not dumb. That right there is a different subject altogether... perhaps a new thread... hmmmm
11/12/2014 6:08:38 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
mikey20928 Knoxville, TN 52, joined Jun. 2014	Quote from ifiweruidh8me2: I briefly dated a guy who would tell me to stop "cussing" at him every time I used a word with more than 4-or-5 letters. Sometimes he would ask me what the word meant and before I could give him a meaning he would try and guess.... it was truly awful. This guy also referred to the clitoris as "a lil ball just above a woman's who-ha that when in certain positions will rub on it and feels good for both him and her." Yes folks, and the best part is he told me this as if he were educating me with that bit of news...Surprisingly this cat had 4 kids. Sounds like he was real smart about birth control too..
11/12/2014 7:16:15 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
cajunmister Kinder, LA 64, joined May. 2007	I gave a gal an orgasm (it was a long time ago) She cried, thought I had broke something. I have a "special" lady bud,,she asked me if she could get pregnant from a vibrator, I smiled to myself and no.
11/12/2014 7:59:54 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
ifiweruidh8me2 Cheyenne, WY 33, joined Sep. 2014 online now!	Quote from mikey20928: Sounds like he was real smart about birth control too.. No shyt! I didn't even care to ask.... I was just like.. "Oh ya, NEAT."
11/12/2014 8:03:02 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
teeheehee_ Montreal, QC 33, joined Jun. 2014	Quote from mikey20928: I had one that watched me inhale helium from a balloon, and she laughed like crazy at my voice.. She must have enjoyed it, because the next day she bought a big pack of balloons at walmart, and was blowing them up with her mouth, and inhaling that.. She told me she couldn't get that trick to work... that's pretty funny.
11/12/2014 8:04:41 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
mikey20928 Knoxville, TN 52, joined Jun. 2014	..Tee Hee..
11/12/2014 8:05:59 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
teeheehee_ Montreal, QC 33, joined Jun. 2014	I have nothing to add to your topic! unfortunately, because I am genius-like.
11/12/2014 8:09:51 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
driver406 Saint Paul, MN 62, joined Oct. 2009	Well Joan once told me "Sometimes I think you like fish more than you like me!" At the moment......... HEY! Just for ONCE she was right!
11/12/2014 8:11:48 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
mikey20928 Knoxville, TN 52, joined Jun. 2014	Right Tee Hee...
11/14/2014 11:55:14 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
rio96 Bronx, NY 19, joined Feb. 2014	I once went out with someone, we were hanging out with my friends & talking about history. We mentioned Jimmy Hoffa & my date asked "whose Jimmy Hoffa? Does he work with us?" A bunch of us worked at the same store. Needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer.
11/14/2014 11:57:26 PM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
tasty_taters Springfield, IL 35, joined Jan. 2014	so who did Jimmy Hoffa end up being
11/15/2014 12:09:21 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
flirty_n_fun67 Belleville, ON 47, joined Sep. 2010	Wellllll i guess the guy that told me i should get my hair cut like his was no genius...
11/15/2014 12:12:31 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
tasty_taters Springfield, IL 35, joined Jan. 2014	flirty don't cut yer hair
11/15/2014 12:18:14 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
grneyesrme Sacramento, CA 46, joined Aug. 2013	I met up quick one time with a younger man. He was a simpleton. I had to explain the meaning of the words I was using. At least he was pretty to look at but one date was enough for me.
11/15/2014 12:18:25 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
flirty_n_fun67 Belleville, ON 47, joined Sep. 2010	Too late it's already cut and im gettin it trimmed tomorrow...i've had it shoulder length for awhile now...but it looks nothing like the genuises i dated...
11/15/2014 1:04:48 AM	Dumbest date or mate you ever had.
playground1 Los Angeles, CA 53, joined Feb. 2011 online now!	On a date with this guy during dinner conversation I watched him hold his fork like a 3yr. Old, shovel food into his mouth, as he proceeded to tell me how the king and queen of England governed their country. All I could think of was "how can a 47 year old man be this dumb? He actually thought England was still governed (solely) by the Monarchy I actually had to tell him They were a democracy, and the head of their country was called the Prime Minister...good grief! Couldn't wait for that dinner To end

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