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11/12/2014 8:46:48 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,895)
Knoxville, TN
52, joined Jun. 2014


I had one that watched me inhale helium from a balloon, and she laughed like crazy at my voice.. She must have enjoyed it, because the next day she bought a big pack of balloons at walmart, and was blowing them up with her mouth, and inhaling that.. She told me she couldn't get that trick to work...



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11/12/2014 8:50:15 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

painkillerjane9
Yonkers, NY
30, joined Sep. 2014


Lol

11/12/2014 8:53:38 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
roverallover
Hardy, AR
49, joined Mar. 2014


So op, you admit you like em dumb?

11/12/2014 8:53:48 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

helmholtzwatson
Over 1,000 Posts (1,999)
Raleigh, NC
49, joined Jun. 2014
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Don't think I've ever had a "dumb" one....uneducated, maybe.


did have one in college that had a beyond horrible sense of direction and thought the CCR song Bad Moon on the Rise was saying "Hail to the bathroom on the right".

11/12/2014 8:56:57 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,895)
Knoxville, TN
52, joined Jun. 2014


Lyricosis..

11/12/2014 8:59:02 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,895)
Knoxville, TN
52, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from roverallover:
So op, you admit you like em dumb?


I guess so.. She was a bleach blonde, and those are worse, cause some of that bleach gets to the brain..

11/12/2014 8:59:41 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

vafella2014
Madison, VA
43, joined Aug. 2014


Had one that didnt know anything about douching . She thought u didnt have to and that the cooch stays clean and fresh. She thought it was for women over 40 lol so when she take a bath after id drop 5 loads in it , id go in there and do it for her lol after awhile she got the hang of it. She was 18 and naive at the time. We men have to teach women sometimes about their own bodies and its cute hehe

11/12/2014 9:02:04 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

stumppy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (34,184)
Wind Gap, PA
68, joined Jan. 2008
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Every person alive or lived is/was dumb about, at least, a few things.

And often, one of those is their vanity and failure to admit when they are wrong/dumb.

11/12/2014 9:06:26 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

playingindirt
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,731)
Eugene, OR
59, joined Mar. 2014


she did try to figure it out and learn. at least she made the effort..
did you bother to assist her or did you act all like an a** pretending you're so smart?

11/12/2014 9:12:47 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
roverallover
Hardy, AR
49, joined Mar. 2014


Quote from vafella2014:
Had one that didnt know anything about douching . She thought u didnt have to and that the cooch stays clean and fresh. She thought it was for women over 40 lol so when she take a bath after id drop 5 loads in it , id go in there and do it for her lol after awhile she got the hang of it. She was 18 and naive at the time. We men have to teach women sometimes about their own bodies and its cute hehe

She was right. Women don't have to douche, infact, it's highly discouraged. A women's body is built to correct its own ph problems unless she develops an infection.
Why do men think us women don't know our own body?
Douching after sex is the worst time.
Why can't you idiots do your own research before spilling out idiocies from your "know it all" brains

11/12/2014 9:14:02 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

asiancawk
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,222)
Houston, TX
47, joined Sep. 2014


I had one that watched me inhale helium from a balloon, and she laughed like crazy at my voice..

I did that recently at work to amuse the 75yr old production manager... and man did it give me a headache, I thought I was having an aneurism

11/12/2014 9:15:23 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,895)
Knoxville, TN
52, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from playingindirt:
she did try to figure it out and learn. at least she made the effort..
did you bother to assist her or did you act all like an a** pretending you're so smart?


Well I did laugh a little, but I realize she was just ignorant so I didn't make too much fun of her.. It surprised me that after 23 years of life, she had never seen that..

11/12/2014 9:18:04 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,895)
Knoxville, TN
52, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from asiancawk:
I had one that watched me inhale helium from a balloon, and she laughed like crazy at my voice..

I did that recently at work to amuse the 75yr old production manager... and man did it give me a headache, I thought I was having an aneurism


Yeah, the last time I did it my chest hurt.. Must have floated my lungs..

11/12/2014 9:26:46 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

txrose64
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,219)
Pearland, TX
50, joined Jan. 2013


oh we all have our areas of "duh" moments..even me.


but I've done the "not at the same level of formal operational stage" as myself and it was very frustrating...and downright disappointing at times. It was a lame attempt at "simplifying" that just didn't work out for me. That was on ME though..so who was the smartie pants there?

so I tend to date those with a lil more snap or at least the same as my own just for compatibility.

11/12/2014 9:28:02 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

asiancawk
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,222)
Houston, TX
47, joined Sep. 2014


oh we all have our areas of "duh" moments..even me.

What do you mean by "EVEN" me?

11/12/2014 9:30:06 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

dssg
Cleveland, OH
52, joined Aug. 2014


I grew up in a Texas stink hole, and all the women were dumb. After 10 years working in Texas Law Enforcement, I decided to move up to Louisiana Law Enforcement. The women in that state made the Texas ladies look like geniuses!

Finally I ended up in Nirvana, Cleveland, Ohio, and I must say the
White ladies here are a cut above any in the South!

11/12/2014 9:30:31 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,895)
Knoxville, TN
52, joined Jun. 2014


@ Cawk



[Edited 11/12/2014 9:31:04 AM ]

11/12/2014 9:33:15 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

stumppy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (34,184)
Wind Gap, PA
68, joined Jan. 2008
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Breathing pure helium deprives your lungs/body of oxygen. It can asphyxiate you.

The chest pain is lungs screaming for oxygen.

11/12/2014 9:35:16 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,895)
Knoxville, TN
52, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from dssg:
I grew up in a Texas stink hole, and all the women were dumb. After 10 years working in Texas Law Enforcement, I decided to move up to Louisiana Law Enforcement. The women in that state made the Texas ladies look like geniuses!

Finally I ended up in Nirvana, Cleveland, Ohio, and I must say the
White ladies here are a cut above any in the South!


Being more educated does not make a woman better, I find it makes em b*tchy..

11/12/2014 9:37:35 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

dssg
Cleveland, OH
52, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from mikey20928:
Being more educated does not make a woman better, I find it makes em b*tchy..


Perhaps so but at least they can tell you to get lost in a more dignified and uncertain way!

11/12/2014 9:37:49 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

settee_m
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,595)
Dallas, TX
61, joined Feb. 2013


Okay, I've got one.

In my earlier years here on dh, I thought common interests were something one looked for, so I agreed to meet a man on a warm, sunny afternoon who said he had a sailboat on a lake about 10 minutes from my house. I've sailed for years and used to own my own sailboat...

We'd been on the boat for about 15 minutes talking, when I asked him if we were going for a sail, and he said, no, he'd owned the sailboat for 3 years and never had it out of the slip because he didn't know how to sail....


What??






11/12/2014 9:40:59 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

helmholtzwatson
Over 1,000 Posts (1,999)
Raleigh, NC
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Blasphemy!



I hope you did your duty and taught the lubber!



[Edited 11/12/2014 9:41:27 AM ]

11/12/2014 9:43:07 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

settee_m
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,595)
Dallas, TX
61, joined Feb. 2013


No, I sorta lost my chances with him when I laughed...

11/12/2014 9:43:18 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

dssg
Cleveland, OH
52, joined Aug. 2014


There isn't anything unusual about that. The majority of boats in some marinas never leave their docks. Sometimes the boat is used as a retirement home. Also if it is power, it is too expensive to operate. If it's sail, many owners don't know how. It seems people enjoy bobbing up and down in the water.

11/12/2014 9:43:33 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,895)
Knoxville, TN
52, joined Jun. 2014


Did you teach him, Settee?

11/12/2014 9:45:11 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

plantkeeper
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,320)
Alexandria, VA
51, joined Apr. 2011


Dont date dummies, however I recently went on a date with a guy that almost drove to Philly while looking for a restaurant in Baltimore. He just wouldn't stop for directions...

11/12/2014 9:51:21 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

settee_m
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,595)
Dallas, TX
61, joined Feb. 2013


Quote from dssg:
There isn't anything unusual about that. The majority of boats in some marinas never leave their docks. Sometimes the boat is used as a retirement home. Also if it is power, it is too expensive to operate. If it's sail, many owners don't know how. It seems people enjoy bobbing up and down in the water.


lol, it wasn't that big of a boat to live on. He was the first person I'd ever met who owned a sailboat and didn't know how to sail. It isn't the power that is expensive, it's the rental of the slip and the maintenance that can be very expensive.

Um, bobbing up and down in a slip, yeah, okay...

11/12/2014 9:51:42 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,895)
Knoxville, TN
52, joined Jun. 2014


Hush Plant, I know where I'm going..

11/12/2014 10:36:52 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

pdforone
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,266)
Litchfield, OH
63, joined Jul. 2010


I was married to a blonde, it helped me to understand blonde jokes.

11/12/2014 10:59:24 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

widow59
Twinsburg, OH
65, joined Mar. 2008


Never had a dumb date but did have a few with severe medical issues that were very unnerving to me and scary.

11/12/2014 11:04:19 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

anton998
Cincinnati, OH
27, joined Sep. 2013


I briefly dated a girl that thought Earth had seven moons and DC was in state of Washington and Washington was near Mississippi

11/12/2014 2:45:15 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,895)
Knoxville, TN
52, joined Jun. 2014


^^^ I think I dated a girl that went to school with her...

11/12/2014 2:54:01 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

ifiweruidh8me2
Cheyenne, WY
33, joined Sep. 2014
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I briefly dated a guy who would tell me to stop "cussing" at him every time I used a word with more than 4-or-5 letters. Sometimes he would ask me what the word meant and before I could give him a meaning he would try and guess.... it was truly awful. This guy also referred to the clitoris as "a lil ball just above a woman's who-ha that when in certain positions will rub on it and feels good for both him and her." Yes folks, and the best part is he told me this as if he were educating me with that bit of news...Surprisingly this cat had 4 kids.

11/12/2014 2:56:05 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
d__u__b
Over 1,000 Posts (1,717)
Athens, GA
50, joined Jul. 2012


Quote from stumppy:
Breathing pure helium deprives your lungs/body of oxygen. It can asphyxiate you.

The chest pain is lungs screaming for oxygen.


i was once entertained by a car salesman that overheard a comment i made to my wife while shopping after hours; (an effort to avoid annying frickin' car salesmen).

he turned on the tank, took a verrry deep huff, and fell back FLAT on a terracotta tile floor; as if in a slapstick movie.
when he came to, with us standing over him asking if he was alright, he was like "yeah, fine. why?"
we informed him that he had just passed out and cracked his noggin, and were wondering if he needed an ambulance.
he denied having passed out, claiming that he was just goofin around with us, as he painfully rubbed the goose egg that was growing on the back of his skull.

needless to say, we did NOT buy a car from him.

11/12/2014 3:01:56 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

Targaryen32
Auburn, WA
30, joined Oct. 2014


Quote from mikey20928:
I had one that watched me inhale helium from a balloon, and she laughed like crazy at my voice.. She must have enjoyed it, because the next day she bought a big pack of balloons at walmart, and was blowing them up with her mouth, and inhaling that.. She told me she couldn't get that trick to work...




when you mean she you mean he right

11/12/2014 3:04:06 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

micheleisgreat
Over 1,000 Posts (1,250)
Pittsburgh, PA
51, joined Nov. 2013


Quote from plantkeeper:
Dont date dummies, however I recently went on a date with a guy that almost drove to Philly while looking for a restaurant in Baltimore. He just wouldn't stop for directions...


I am directionally dysfunctional. I even get lost with a GPS!!!

11/12/2014 3:09:06 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

missgioia
Natick, MA
51, joined May. 2014


Quote from d__u__b:
i was once entertained by a car salesman that overheard a comment i made to my wife while shopping after hours; (an effort to avoid annying frickin' car salesmen).

he turned on the tank, took a verrry deep huff, and fell back FLAT on a terracotta tile floor; as if in a slapstick movie.
when he came to, with us standing over him asking if he was alright, he was like "yeah, fine. why?"
we informed him that he had just passed out and cracked his noggin, and were wondering if he needed an ambulance.
he denied having passed out, claiming that he was just goofin around with us, as he painfully rubbed the goose egg that was growing on the back of his skull.

needless to say, we did NOT buy a car from him.


I laugh uncontrollably every time you tell that story



11/12/2014 3:10:24 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
d__u__b
Over 1,000 Posts (1,717)
Athens, GA
50, joined Jul. 2012


i still get a pretty good giggle out of it myself!

11/12/2014 3:16:37 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
dahlin012
Wichita, KS
24, joined Sep. 2014


I was talking about something to do with expanding my horizon and one guy I was with said 'damn those are big words baby'


11/12/2014 3:22:12 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

rumrumrum
Mesa, AZ
53, joined Jul. 2014


I'm enjoying reading these posts OP.



[Edited 11/12/2014 3:23:20 PM ]

11/12/2014 3:42:34 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

ifiweruidh8me2
Cheyenne, WY
33, joined Sep. 2014
online now!


Quote from dahlin012:
I was talking about something to do with expanding my horizon and one guy I was with said 'damn those are big words baby'


For real... Can't imagine if you used something like "saturated" or "Philanthropy."

11/12/2014 3:44:59 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

amyamyplayer
Omaha, NE
30, joined Sep. 2014


Quote from mikey20928:
I had one that watched me inhale helium from a balloon, and she laughed like crazy at my voice.. She must have enjoyed it, because the next day she bought a big pack of balloons at walmart, and was blowing them up with her mouth, and inhaling that.. She told me she couldn't get that trick to work...






The hell
I think I just got dumb reading this shit.

11/12/2014 3:46:44 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
genx1200
Over 1,000 Posts (1,608)
Encino, CA
44, joined Oct. 2012


The women I date Are hypocritical not dumb.

11/12/2014 3:49:06 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
dahlin012
Wichita, KS
24, joined Sep. 2014


Quote from ifiweruidh8me2:
For real... Can't imagine if you used something like "saturated" or "Philanthropy."


He woulda kissed my feet lool.he was already looking at me all awestruck and shit

11/12/2014 4:40:43 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

ifiweruidh8me2
Cheyenne, WY
33, joined Sep. 2014
online now!


Quote from genx1200:
The women I date Are hypocritical not dumb.


That right there is a different subject altogether... perhaps a new thread... hmmmm

11/12/2014 6:08:38 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,895)
Knoxville, TN
52, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from ifiweruidh8me2:
I briefly dated a guy who would tell me to stop "cussing" at him every time I used a word with more than 4-or-5 letters. Sometimes he would ask me what the word meant and before I could give him a meaning he would try and guess.... it was truly awful. This guy also referred to the clitoris as "a lil ball just above a woman's who-ha that when in certain positions will rub on it and feels good for both him and her." Yes folks, and the best part is he told me this as if he were educating me with that bit of news...Surprisingly this cat had 4 kids.



Sounds like he was real smart about birth control too..

11/12/2014 7:16:15 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

cajunmister
Over 2,000 Posts (3,647)
Kinder, LA
64, joined May. 2007


I gave a gal an orgasm (it was a long time ago) She cried, thought I had broke something. I have a "special" lady bud,,she asked me if she could get pregnant from a vibrator, I smiled to myself and no.

11/12/2014 7:59:54 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

ifiweruidh8me2
Cheyenne, WY
33, joined Sep. 2014
online now!


Quote from mikey20928:
Sounds like he was real smart about birth control too..


No shyt! I didn't even care to ask.... I was just like.. "Oh ya, NEAT."

11/12/2014 8:03:02 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
teeheehee_
Over 2,000 Posts (2,455)
Montreal, QC
33, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from mikey20928:
I had one that watched me inhale helium from a balloon, and she laughed like crazy at my voice.. She must have enjoyed it, because the next day she bought a big pack of balloons at walmart, and was blowing them up with her mouth, and inhaling that.. She told me she couldn't get that trick to work...




that's pretty funny.

11/12/2014 8:04:41 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,895)
Knoxville, TN
52, joined Jun. 2014


..Tee Hee..

11/12/2014 8:05:59 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
teeheehee_
Over 2,000 Posts (2,455)
Montreal, QC
33, joined Jun. 2014




I have nothing to add to your topic! unfortunately, because I am genius-like.

11/12/2014 8:09:51 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
driver406
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (35,597)
Saint Paul, MN
62, joined Oct. 2009


Well Joan once told me "Sometimes I think you like fish more than you like me!"








At the moment......... HEY! Just for ONCE she was right!

11/12/2014 8:11:48 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

mikey20928
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,895)
Knoxville, TN
52, joined Jun. 2014


Right Tee Hee...

11/14/2014 11:55:14 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
rio96
Bronx, NY
19, joined Feb. 2014


I once went out with someone, we were hanging out with my friends & talking about history. We mentioned Jimmy Hoffa & my date asked "whose Jimmy Hoffa? Does he work with us?" A bunch of us worked at the same store. Needless to say that relationship didn't last much longer.

11/14/2014 11:57:26 PM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
tasty_taters
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,296)
Springfield, IL
35, joined Jan. 2014


so who did Jimmy Hoffa end up being

11/15/2014 12:09:21 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
47, joined Sep. 2010


Wellllll i guess the guy that told me i should get my hair cut like his was no genius...

11/15/2014 12:12:31 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
tasty_taters
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,296)
Springfield, IL
35, joined Jan. 2014


flirty don't cut yer hair

11/15/2014 12:18:14 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

grneyesrme
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,346)
Sacramento, CA
46, joined Aug. 2013


I met up quick one time with a younger man. He was a simpleton. I had to explain the meaning of the words I was using. At least he was pretty to look at but one date was enough for me.

11/15/2014 12:18:25 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  
flirty_n_fun67
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,299)
Belleville, ON
47, joined Sep. 2010


Too late it's already cut and im gettin it trimmed tomorrow...i've had it shoulder length for awhile now...but it looks nothing like the genuises i dated...

11/15/2014 1:04:48 AM Dumbest date or mate you ever had.  

playground1
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,652)
Los Angeles, CA
53, joined Feb. 2011
online now!


On a date with this guy
during dinner conversation
I watched him hold his fork like a 3yr. Old, shovel food into his mouth, as he proceeded to tell me how the king and queen of England governed their country.

All I could think of was "how can a 47 year old man be this dumb?
He actually thought England was still governed (solely)
by the Monarchy
I actually had to tell him
They were a democracy, and the head of their country was called the Prime Minister...good grief!
Couldn't wait for that dinner
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