| 11/24/2014 9:48:10 PM |
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justxjewelia
New Braunfels, TX
27, joined Oct. 2014
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Yo momma!
Yo momma so dumb they said it was chilly outside. She went and Got a bowl!
Got any funny ones?
Keep it light folks. Just funny please!
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| 11/24/2014 9:53:15 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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dangerous playing the nines here......mama so fat she play pool with the planets 
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| 11/24/2014 9:54:06 PM |
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candoone
Albany, LA
59, joined Aug. 2014
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Jer bear 
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| 11/24/2014 9:55:12 PM |
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kartusch
Logan, UT
39, joined May. 2014
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To momma so fat that when she ordered a water bed they just out a blanket on the Atlantic Ocean
Oooohhh thats fat!
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| 11/24/2014 9:55:36 PM |
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justxjewelia
New Braunfels, TX
27, joined Oct. 2014
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Yo momma so fat she's in both sides of the family!
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| 11/24/2014 9:56:18 PM |
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deflord
San Antonio, TX
28, joined Apr. 2009
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Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew
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| 11/24/2014 9:57:06 PM |
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candoone
Albany, LA
59, joined Aug. 2014
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My momma gave me to my grandmother to raise
$2 hoe 
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| 11/24/2014 9:57:53 PM |
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lets_chill98
Boca Raton, FL
41, joined Apr. 2013
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this one time i got so drunk i went outside and pissed on an anthill for like 3 minutes...
every single one of them was like f**k yo momma...i was like swim b*tches...
then they stole my peperoni pizza
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| 11/24/2014 9:58:23 PM |
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justxjewelia
New Braunfels, TX
27, joined Oct. 2014
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Ha y'all are awesome
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| 11/24/2014 9:59:21 PM |
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cali8zice
Albany, NY
49, joined Oct. 2012
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Lmao at chill lol
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| 11/24/2014 10:01:06 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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hi candoone, how r u>
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| 11/24/2014 10:02:17 PM |
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kartusch
Logan, UT
39, joined May. 2014
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Yo momma so fat when she wears Malcolm x t shirts helicopters try to land on her
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| 11/24/2014 10:02:54 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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mama so fat when she got hurt they gave her a transfusion of five gallons chocolate ice cream
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| 11/24/2014 10:02:59 PM |
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candoone
Albany, LA
59, joined Aug. 2014
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@jer...good 
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| 11/24/2014 10:04:37 PM |
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justxjewelia
New Braunfels, TX
27, joined Oct. 2014
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Yo momma so fat she went to tan on the beach and they called green peace!
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| 11/24/2014 10:29:51 PM |
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amyamyplayer
Omaha, NE
30, joined Sep. 2014
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Yo momma so fat that when she fell down the stairs,I wasn't laughing but the stairs was cracking up.
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| 11/24/2014 10:33:00 PM |
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jester0011
Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014
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watch out the Dudley do rights will fuss at u
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| 11/24/2014 10:33:03 PM |
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gfjf
Niagara Falls, NY
33, joined Jul. 2009
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Yo momma!
Yo momma so dumb they said it was chilly outside. She went and Got a bowl!
Got any funny ones?
Keep it light folks. Just funny please!
You have many issues.
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| 11/24/2014 10:35:15 PM |
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kartusch
Logan, UT
39, joined May. 2014
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Haha I like the cracking up one...
That was good
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| 11/24/2014 10:37:27 PM |
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justxjewelia
New Braunfels, TX
27, joined Oct. 2014
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You have many issues.
get over yourself. Just post a f**king joke. 
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| 11/25/2014 1:35:59 AM |
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playground1
Los Angeles, CA
53, joined Feb. 2011
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Yo mama so stupid
She sits on the TV
and watches the couch
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| 11/25/2014 1:43:23 AM |
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amicablyme
Wheeler, IN
57, joined Oct. 2014
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Yo momma so dumb she went Christmas shopping in Furgeson, MO for the fire sale.
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| 11/25/2014 9:10:54 AM |
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gfjf
Niagara Falls, NY
33, joined Jul. 2009
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get over yourself. Just post a f**king joke.
I'm not the one with that issue. And watch your F**KING mouth, "lady".
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| 11/25/2014 9:18:44 AM |
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candmann73
Petersburg, VA
41, joined Apr. 2014
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Yo mama's so bald, that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll of deodorant
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| 11/25/2014 9:21:20 AM |
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candmann73
Petersburg, VA
41, joined Apr. 2014
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Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
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| 11/25/2014 9:24:15 AM |
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diana29615
Greenville, SC
45, joined Jan. 2014
online now!
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damn...........
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| 11/25/2014 9:24:47 AM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
59, joined Apr. 2011
online now!
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yo mama's so fat....they used her, instead of building a tunnel thru the mountain.
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| 11/25/2014 9:29:01 AM |
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sir_hugo_drax
Big Timber, MT
24, joined Apr. 2014
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Yo momma so skank she brings her own crabs to the beach...
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| 11/25/2014 9:33:52 AM |
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
50, joined Jan. 2013
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why the hatin' on their mama's??...how about 'yo daughter's so" jokes..no that's not right either...
well if yah can't beat 'em join 'em...
my son plays online computer games..often with loud voices flinging mama insults to each other in male bonding...overheard and it's a 90s one but I still snicker..
Yo Momma so fat, even Dora cant explore her.
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| 11/25/2014 9:45:46 AM |
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eyeslikeglass
Queensland
Australia
47, joined Oct. 2014
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| 11/25/2014 9:50:25 AM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
59, joined Apr. 2011
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Yo mammy is so fat.
you must be Apts.........
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| 11/25/2014 9:52:41 AM |
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6969foryou
Sacramento, CA
36, joined Nov. 2012
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Yo' mama so ugly, her incubator had tinted windows!
LOL!
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| 11/25/2014 3:56:24 PM |
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lets_chill98
Boca Raton, FL
41, joined Apr. 2013
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Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it..
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| 11/25/2014 4:52:30 PM |
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flyfish77
Conyers, GA
49, joined Jul. 2014
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why dont blind folks do skydiving,,,,,,it scares the heck outta there dogs,haha,,,,,,,,,
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| 11/25/2014 5:10:59 PM |
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sobe111
Miami Beach, FL
40, joined Oct. 2013
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Yo mommas teeth so yellow. .. when she smiles. ..traffic slows down.
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| 11/25/2014 5:14:29 PM |
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dan9787_3
Laval, QC
51, joined Jul. 2014
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Yo momma so fat when she wears Malcolm x t shirts helicopters try to land on her
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| 11/25/2014 5:17:58 PM |
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sir_hugo_drax
Big Timber, MT
24, joined Apr. 2014
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Yo momma so fat, her weight and phone number are the same...
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| 11/25/2014 5:22:51 PM |
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lets_chill98
Boca Raton, FL
41, joined Apr. 2013
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yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company
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| 11/25/2014 5:32:15 PM |
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rigatoni007
Torrington, CT
40, joined Nov. 2014
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Yo mama with her green lipstick and dyed red hair looks like Ronald McDonald on crack!!!!!
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| 11/25/2014 5:36:34 PM |
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1darksavior
Far Rockaway, NY
53, joined Mar. 2011
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Yo momma!
Yo momma so dumb they said it was chilly outside. She went and Got a bowl!
Got any funny ones?
Keep it light folks. Just funny please!
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| 11/25/2014 5:37:48 PM |
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1darksavior
Far Rockaway, NY
53, joined Mar. 2011
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Yo mama's so bald she curls her hair with rice.
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| 11/25/2014 5:45:53 PM |
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ayee_again
Pasadena, TX
54, joined May. 2014
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Yo Mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
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| 11/25/2014 5:47:50 PM |
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1darksavior
Far Rockaway, NY
53, joined Mar. 2011
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Yo mama's been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps.
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| 11/25/2014 5:49:09 PM |
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flyfish77
Conyers, GA
49, joined Jul. 2014
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your a prety baby too,  
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| 11/25/2014 11:30:36 PM |
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sweetmama117
Bronx, NY
54, joined Aug. 2013
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Yo mama so ugly that every time she walks by the bath room
the toilet flushes.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor smacked her
mama
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| 11/25/2014 11:32:22 PM |
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lets_chill98
Boca Raton, FL
41, joined Apr. 2013
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Yo mama so ugly that every time she walks by the bath room
the toilet flushes.
oh hell yeah!
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| 11/25/2014 11:35:16 PM |
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studframer
Middletown, NY
47, joined Sep. 2014
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Your momma is so fat that when she puts on her BVDs it spells out Boulevard.
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| 11/25/2014 11:48:40 PM |
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sweetmama117
Bronx, NY
54, joined Aug. 2013
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Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code
Yo mama so fat she use the Equator line as a belt.
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| 11/26/2014 12:14:14 AM |
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italianroyalty
London
United Kingdom
21, joined Jul. 2014
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Yo momma so fat, when when I was f**king her I burnt my a** on the lightbulb..
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| 11/26/2014 12:19:18 AM |
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justxjewelia
New Braunfels, TX
27, joined Oct. 2014
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I'm not the one with that issue. And watch your F**KING mouth, "lady".
yo momma
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| 11/26/2014 12:25:58 AM |
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dan9787_3
Laval, QC
51, joined Jul. 2014
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yo mamma so big inhabitants from space spotted a face on Earth
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| 11/26/2014 12:36:48 AM |
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justxjewelia
New Braunfels, TX
27, joined Oct. 2014
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Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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| 11/26/2014 12:41:26 AM |
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italianroyalty
London
United Kingdom
21, joined Jul. 2014
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Yo momma so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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| 11/26/2014 12:45:44 AM |
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justxjewelia
New Braunfels, TX
27, joined Oct. 2014
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This thread is sooo funny!
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| 11/26/2014 12:46:18 AM |
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ayee_again
Pasadena, TX
54, joined May. 2014
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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| 11/26/2014 12:46:44 AM |
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italianroyalty
London
United Kingdom
21, joined Jul. 2014
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Yo momma so fat, when she went swimming spain sailed up to to her and claimed her for then new world.
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| 11/26/2014 12:51:28 AM |
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dan9787_3
Laval, QC
51, joined Jul. 2014
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yo mamma's head is so big, it's 70 degrees at the bottom and there's snow on top.
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| 11/26/2014 12:53:10 AM |
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italianroyalty
London
United Kingdom
21, joined Jul. 2014
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Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again..
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| 11/26/2014 12:53:57 AM |
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dan9787_3
Laval, QC
51, joined Jul. 2014
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yo mama's head is so big they had to move her to the country to free some airspace
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| 11/26/2014 1:37:05 AM |
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playground1
Los Angeles, CA
53, joined Feb. 2011
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Yo mama so stupid she
Stared at the orange juice
Carton for an hour because
It said Concentrate
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