| 12/17/2014 8:43:50 AM |
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zimzane2
High Point, NC
57, joined Jan. 2013
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
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| 12/17/2014 8:58:06 AM |
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bald1954
Cold Brook, NY
63, joined Sep. 2009
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My sympathies to the wife. 
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| 12/17/2014 9:08:38 AM |
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jimnastics
Kingston, NJ
53, joined Oct. 2006
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The 3 rings of marriage; engagement ring, wedding ring and then comes the suffering. 
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| 12/17/2014 10:11:39 AM |
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islandia8_3
Olympia, WA
53, joined Jun. 2014
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| 12/17/2014 10:39:33 AM |
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nick269
Akron, OH
57, joined Jun. 2011
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| 12/17/2014 11:22:42 AM |
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zimzane2
High Point, NC
57, joined Jan. 2013
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Hey all.
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| 12/18/2014 9:50:46 PM |
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001snatch
Marysville, WA
58, joined Aug. 2013
online now!
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| 12/18/2014 11:36:04 PM |
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makeusmile34
Pickens, SC
38, joined Apr. 2013
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That one's a classic!Nice.
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| 12/19/2014 3:02:15 AM |
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bald1954
Cold Brook, NY
63, joined Sep. 2009
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Who says men don't remember anniversaries.
Q: What dose a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men miss all three. irishsweety21
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| 12/19/2014 3:12:20 PM |
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teeheehee_
Montreal, QC
36, joined Jun. 2014
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Oh come on guys. We're not that bad. 
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| 12/20/2014 8:19:01 AM |
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hope974
Pasadena, TX
43, joined Oct. 2014
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ZIM... JIM...
both hilarious
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| 12/20/2014 11:10:19 AM |
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lewiske
Loganville, GA
51, joined Oct. 2013
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A lot of truth said in jest
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